Schedule Thursday 5th April 2012

Bread

Billy is distraught when Julie takes the baby and heads to London to stay with friends; meanwhile Freddie Boswell comes home to stay.

Duty Free

The last day of the holiday has arrived but David and Linda's farewell is rudely interrupted.

Tommy Cooper

Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

It's the day of the wedding and Bob decides to show his appreciation and present Terry with a prized possession - his photo album. As the day progresses, the nervous bridegroom swaps wedding vows and awaits, with trepidation, the best man's speech.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy decides to go big in the car-parking business.

Life In London

Episode 4, High And Low Life: Rather than pawn himself, Pierce Egan tries sharing Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures around town.

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Kate Adie, under Marcus Brigstocke's guidance, watches The Sopranos, tries Yoga, and goes to bingo for the first time.

Just Good Friends

Penny and Vince meet for a walk where they agree to continue being friends and she is even persuaded to have dinner at his flat. But can they spend an evening together without rekindling the past?

Horrible Histories

A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.

The Al Read Show

Al takes a peek inside the world of horse racing.

Bread

Billy is distraught when Julie takes the baby and heads to London to stay with friends; meanwhile Freddie Boswell comes home to stay.

Shaun The Sheep

Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.

Jeeves And Wooster

When an unfortunate predilection for the trumpet causes Jeeves and Wooster to part ways, the minor aristocrat retreats to a country cottage to practice his musical skill in peace. Unfortunately, Bertie soon finds himself in the midst of a love triangle, between old friend Chuffy and American heiress Pauline.

Dad's Army

Captain Mainwaring is horrified to learn that Wilson has not just been made the manager of his own branch of the bank, but that he has been promoted to Second Lieutenant of the Eastgate platoon.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

An Actor's Life For Me

Robert Wilson lands a romantic lead role, but will it all go to his head?

The Museum Of Curiosity

The third gallery of the museum now opens with new curator Jon Richardson working alongside John Lloyd, Professor of Ignorance at the University of Buckingham.

With Discworld creator Terry Pratchett, cosmologist Marcus Chown, and Iranian-born stand-up comedienne Shappi Khorsandi.

Terry & June

Terry gets into a lather when a new carpet arrives just before a visit from his boss. The neighbours help him precipitate a possible disaster.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy decides to go big in the car-parking business.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

The Good Life

A great opportunity arises for the Goods which promises to boost their earnings considerably.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.

The Al Read Show

Al takes a peek inside the world of horse racing.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.

Dad's Army

Captain Mainwaring is horrified to learn that Wilson has not just been made the manager of his own branch of the bank, but that he has been promoted to Second Lieutenant of the Eastgate platoon.

One Foot In The Grave

Victor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.

What The Dickens?

Sandi Toksvig hosts an irreverent cultural quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by John O'Farrell and Robin Ince for a battle of wit and wits.

The Green Green Grass

Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

Outnumbered

Gran takes the Brockman family for a day out seeing the sights of London.

Outnumbered

When Mum finds an inappropriate image on the family computer, an investigation begins. Meanwhile Gran is still staying and Dad is horrified at the thought of having a heart-to-heart with her.

Scoop

Digby is convinced he has time travelled to King Henry VIII's royal court.

Horrible Histories

A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg and Foggy find themselves on a quest for scientific knowledge.

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Frank is trying to make a success of his ventriloquist act, while Betty has some important news confirmed.

On The Buses

Stan and Jack try the new uniforms out, but they have an unforeseen effect on the opposite sex.

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

On The Buses

Stan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.

The Good Life

A great opportunity arises for the Goods which promises to boost their earnings considerably.

Horrible Histories

A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.

The World As We Know It

Episode 1, The End: Housemates Donna, Johnny, Patrick and Abigail discover they're the last people left on Earth.

Terry & June

Terry's company chairman needs a new bridge partner, so, with the future in mind, Terry and June give themselves a crash course in the game.

Life In London

Episode 4, High And Low Life: Rather than pawn himself, Pierce Egan tries sharing Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures around town.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.

Just William

Tomboy Dorinda has moved into the village, and William seems to approve of this rat-catching, frog-stuffing girl. The impending Shakespeare competition seems the perfect opportunity to impress her.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.

Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section

Alex Horne and his five piece band give listeners a Latin lesson, ponder the language that unifies us all and guest David O'Doherty takes listeners for a noisy ride in the Quiet Carriage.

And Another Thing...

Part four of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which a far-off planetoid is in need of a presiding god, as are some hitchhikers.

One Foot In The Grave

Victor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.

Dad's Army

Mainwaring is shocked to learn that he is not a captain but a lieutenant. Things get even worse when he learns later on that he has no rank at all, and ends up as a private.

The Al Read Show

Al takes a peek inside the world of horse racing.

Dad's Army

Captain Mainwaring is horrified to learn that Wilson has not just been made the manager of his own branch of the bank, but that he has been promoted to Second Lieutenant of the Eastgate platoon.

The Green Green Grass

Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg and Foggy find themselves on a quest for scientific knowledge.

Outnumbered

When Mum finds an inappropriate image on the family computer, an investigation begins. Meanwhile Gran is still staying and Dad is horrified at the thought of having a heart-to-heart with her.

QI

With Anneka Rice, Sean Lock and Bill Bailey.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Easter is approaching, and whilst the village is struggling to make good on its Lenten fasts, old Mrs Cropley is taken ill. The prognosis is bleak, and she asks the Vicar one final favour before passing into the hereafter...

Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live

Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.

Russell Howard's Good News

Here is a chance to see some of the best bits from throughout the run again, as well as some previously unseen material.

A League Of Their Own

The popular sports panel show runs into extra time. Fill your boots with puns and pratfalls aplenty, courtesy of host with the most Corden, Redknapp, Flintoff and co.

Carry On Emmannuelle

Spoof of the saucy Emmanuelle films of the 70s, starring Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Connor and Joan Sims.

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Kate Adie, under Marcus Brigstocke's guidance, watches The Sopranos, tries Yoga, and goes to bingo for the first time.

Mock The Week

Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.

QI

A compilation of some of the best bits from the 'H' series of QI, with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, and a host of special guests.

Bleak Expectations

Pip Bin struggles against the cruel plotting of his evil guardian Mr Gently Benevolent, recently returned from the dead. A plot is afoot to steal Britain's loveliest school, St Lovely's.

The IT Crowd

As 'Employee of the Month', Jen asserts herself as manager, and makes powerful enemies in Moss and Roy. Meanwhile, Douglas finds the love of his life is not all that she appears to be.

Little Britain

Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.

Revolting People

Samuel and McGurk go looking for gold in hostile 'injun' territory with a guy called Mad Pete. What could possibly go wrong?

PhoneShop

Lean times have hit the high street, and everyone is feeling the pinch. As Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to make some extra money on the side, Shelley goes on the warpath, and Janine finds herself socialising with the cream of Croydon society.

Hut 33

Rations are running dangerously low at Bletchley Park. However the starving codebreakers soon meet a spiv who sells them a job-lot of bacon. The only problem is that that the bacon is in the form of a live pig.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Harry Enfield presents a new festive special with his regular repertoire of characters, including Kevin the teenager and the Scousers. Plus Frank and George saying 'No!' to the Spice Girls and the disapproving new mother-in-law.

Russell Howard's Good News

Here is a chance to see some of the best bits from throughout the run again, as well as some previously unseen material.

The Unforgettable...

Family, friends and colleagues pay a touching tribute to one of Britain's finest comedy actresses, Mollie Sugden, who died in 2009.

Green Wing

Caroline decides to have a housewarming party, inviting several of her hospital friends (and Angela). Sue takes Martin out clothes shopping for the party, and Alan decides to spice up his sex life by "kidnapping" Joanna.

And Another Thing...

Part four of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which a far-off planetoid is in need of a presiding god, as are some hitchhikers.

World Series Of Dating

One of the guys starts a food fight with the girls whilst a mahogany owl swoops into the datezone and begs the girls not to press the blowout button.

Mock The Week

Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.

Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience

Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.

Carry On Emmannuelle

Spoof of the saucy Emmanuelle films of the 70s, starring Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Connor and Joan Sims.

An Actor's Life For Me

Robert Wilson lands a romantic lead role, but will it all go to his head?

The IT Crowd

As 'Employee of the Month', Jen asserts herself as manager, and makes powerful enemies in Moss and Roy. Meanwhile, Douglas finds the love of his life is not all that she appears to be.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.

The Museum Of Curiosity

The third gallery of the museum now opens with new curator Jon Richardson working alongside John Lloyd, Professor of Ignorance at the University of Buckingham.

With Discworld creator Terry Pratchett, cosmologist Marcus Chown, and Iranian-born stand-up comedienne Shappi Khorsandi.

PhoneShop

Lean times have hit the high street, and everyone is feeling the pinch. As Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to make some extra money on the side, Shelley goes on the warpath, and Janine finds herself socialising with the cream of Croydon society.

The Detectives

Episode 3.6, Twitchers: Briggs and Louis are assigned a case to protect the eggs of a newly-discovered breeding pair of red kites. Their unenthusiasm turns to panic as the eggs are stolen.

Birds Of A Feather

As Tracey and Sharon leave the ante-natal class they bump into a pregnant Kimberley.

The World As We Know It

Episode 1, The End: Housemates Donna, Johnny, Patrick and Abigail discover they're the last people left on Earth.

Life In London

Episode 4, High And Low Life: Rather than pawn himself, Pierce Egan tries sharing Tom, Bob and Jerry's adventures around town.