Schedule Wednesday 4th April 2012
6am
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Bread
Series 2, Episode 4Things are looking up for Billy when he starts making money on his sandwich round. Unfortunately, his sudden realisation that money can come out of a hole in the wall is spoilt when it is stolen out of his hand. Meanwhile, Grandad gets a wheelchair. Or two.
6am
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 5 - PepeAfter a day trip to Tangiers, Amy agrees to carry a parcel back to Spain. On reflection, she feels there may be illegal substances in the parcel but trying to get rid of it proves difficult.
6:30am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 12 - Boys' Night InTerry is all up for the traditional eve-of-wedding stag night but Bob, much to Terry's horror, decides that he would prefer to spend a quiet night in with a cup of tea and a game of ludo! All goes according to plan until Bob spills ink on his wedding trousers.
7am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 5, Time-Share Shock: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
7:05am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 6 - Das (Welly) BootCompo finds a new way to Nora's heart.
7:30am
(repeat)
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 4 - Standing TallMaeve Higgins, Tom Allen and Phil Nichol join Stephen K Amos to offer a guide to standing tall.
7:40am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 11Queen Victoria learns her British comforts aren't very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and the contestants try to become executioners on Axe Factor.
7:45am
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Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 2At their last meeting Vince arranged to meet Penny at the Red Lion pub - but which one? He manages to track her down at her home on the pretext of returning a handkerchief. He has a shock in store when her mother, Daphne, makes an appearance and he gets another grilling about the wedding.
8am
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 9 - The Stolen PetrolAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:20am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
8:25am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 2, Episode 4Things are looking up for Billy when he starts making money on his sandwich round. Unfortunately, his sudden realisation that money can come out of a hole in the wall is spoilt when it is stolen out of his hand. Meanwhile, Grandad gets a wheelchair. Or two.
8:30am
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 2, The Wedding Ring: The small-time crime writer is distracted when his wife loses something precious.
8:35am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 3When Bertie is commanded by Aunt Agatha to join her in Westcombe-on-Sea, he is soon embroiled in a pearl theft. Meanwhile, Biffy has managed to become engaged to Honoria Glossop and is desperate to extricate himself from the arrangement.
9am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 12 - Boys' Night InTerry is all up for the traditional eve-of-wedding stag night but Bob, much to Terry's horror, decides that he would prefer to spend a quiet night in with a cup of tea and a game of ludo! All goes according to plan until Bob spills ink on his wedding trousers.
9am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 3When Daniel's brother suggests a night in the pub and Lucy's best friend meets a new man, their plans for a week away from other people's problems come seriously unstuck.
9:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 6 - Das (Welly) BootCompo finds a new way to Nora's heart.
9:40am
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 2 - On The MoveWhen it comes to moving house, Terry once again bites off more than he can chew.
10:20am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
11am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 5 - MutinyMargo's performance of the Sound of Music coincides with the day 'Sir' wants the Leadbetters to entertain an important client.
11:30am
(repeat)
Shedtown
Series 1, Episode 4 - StormA layer cake of disaster threatens the creosoted community. And where's Colin?
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 10 - Yours Truly - If You're Not CarefulA strange woman is in town trying to find Truly.
12pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 9 - The Stolen PetrolAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 1 - The Swan Man Of IlkleyBack for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 2, The Wedding Ring: The small-time crime writer is distracted when his wife loses something precious.
1pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
1:40pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
2:05pm30 min
The Guessing Game
Series 1, Episode 1Join host Clive Anderson for The Guessing Game, the comedy panel show that fancies itself as an intelligent quiz. With Rory Bremner, Tom Allen and Alex Horne.
2:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 7The Brockman family have a very restless night. Will anyone get any sleep? And what on earth are those dreadful noises coming from next door? And why is there a policeman at their front door?
3pm
(repeat)
Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - Five Gold RingsChristmas is coming and money is tight in the Trotter household. Reg and Ted are still their usual workshy selves. It's only Del who is bringing in any cash, from his market stall dealings in American imported records.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Doctor In Clover
Gaston Grimsdyke goes on a medical school course run by Sir Lancelot Spratt. Stars Leslie Phillips.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 11Queen Victoria learns her British comforts aren't very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and the contestants try to become executioners on Axe Factor.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 6 - Desperate For A DuffieldRejected yet again by Nora Batty, Compo looks up an old girlfriend from his schooldays.
4:05pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 8 - Radio ControlBlakey installs a two-way radio in Stan and Jack's cab, but should he believe all he hears?
4:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 9 - Foggy NightFreezing fog forces Stan to pull off the road, with Mum, Arthur, Olive and Blakey on board...
5pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 5 - MutinyMargo's performance of the Sound of Music coincides with the day 'Sir' wants the Leadbetters to entertain an important client.
5pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 11Queen Victoria learns her British comforts aren't very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and the contestants try to become executioners on Axe Factor.
5pm
(repeat)
The Galton And Simpson Playhouse
Episode 3, The Clerical Error: Fresh out of jail conman Caleb sparks trouble, by posing as a vicar.
5:10pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 3 - Flying CarpetsTerry gets into a lather when a new carpet arrives just before a visit from his boss. The neighbours help him precipitate a possible disaster.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 5, Time-Share Shock: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 10 - Yours Truly - If You're Not CarefulA strange woman is in town trying to find Truly.
6pm30 min
Just A Minute
Episode 8Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Sue Perkins, Marcus Brigstocke, and Stephen Mangan.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Just William
Episode 3 - The School ReportA bad school report means lessons all summer for William, and Bob the gardener is sacked by Mr Bott. A cunning plan is needed, and portly Mr Bott's unsightly efforts to fight the flab give the pals exactly that.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 1 - The Swan Man Of IlkleyBack for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.
6:30pm
(repeat)
The Castle
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Dragon Of Mass DestructionDe Warenne is in trouble as an official inquiry into the Crusades gets mixed up with a Talent Competition and a Dragon of Mass Destruction. Plus embroidery gets a right dissing.
6:30pm
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 3Part three of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which a deal is struck and there is some bad Vogon poetry.
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 9 - The Stolen PetrolAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:30pm
Watching Ourselves: Having a Laugh
Celebrating 60 years of television in Scotland, this episode of Watching Ourselves traces the evolution of comedy from the 1950s and features the best of Scottish humour on the box.
Presented by Still Game star Greg Hemphill, with contributions from Elaine C Smith, Tony Roper, Robert Florence, Robbie Coltrane, Bob Black, and Andy Gray.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 2, The Wedding Ring: The small-time crime writer is distracted when his wife loses something precious.
7:40pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 6 - Desperate For A DuffieldRejected yet again by Nora Batty, Compo looks up an old girlfriend from his schooldays.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 1Gran takes the Brockman family for a day out seeing the sights of London.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 5Jo Brand hosts the satirical panel game featuring guest panellists Sally Bercow and Charlie Higson.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 4Adam Hills takes a seat on the left of the screen with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Jo Caulfield is back on, she's on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team again.
10pm
(repeat)
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 4 - Standing TallMaeve Higgins, Tom Allen and Phil Nichol join Stephen K Amos to offer a guide to standing tall.
10pm
(repeat)
Episodes
Series 1, Episode 3Beverly can't stand Matt and the feeling is mutual. As it's all she can do not to throttle the star of her show, Beverly tells her husband "he's yours".
10pm45 min
10 O'Clock Live
Series 2, Episode 9In the run-up to Easter, David hosts a debate on the future of political parties, Charlie addresses the non-existent fuel crisis, and there's a look at controversial communications monitoring proposals.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Dara O'Briain Live At The Theatre Royal
Stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain. An hour of highlights from the comedian's 2006 routine.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Comedy Kings - Best Of Just For Laughs
Episode 3Jimeoin, Tim Minchin and Patrice O'Neal perform stand-up comedy routines at Montreal's renowned Just For Laughs festival.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Delve Special
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Not-so-SupergrassesSupergrasses are criminals. Criminals are liars. Policeman believe supergrasses Why? Intrepid reporter David Lander probes the supergrass system and in particular the career of Billy 'Stick' Adams.
10:40pm
(repeat)
10:55pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 3 - Panickin'Patsy takes on her first proper celebrity styling client, in the form of actress Minnie Driver. Unfortunately Eddy's had a panic room installed - the latest craze - and they promptly manage to lock themselves in...
10:55pm
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Facejacker
Series 2, Episode 2Dufrais gets the chance to spend the day at a baseball game in Los Angeles; new character Ray offers careers advice to school leavers; and Augustus tries to get money in the guise of a river patrol officer.
11pm15 min
The Music Teacher
Series 2, Episode 1A famous ex-pupil of Nigel's pitches up at the arts centre to make a 'where-it-all-began-for-me' documentary and is keen to interview Nigel.
11pm
(repeat)
The Reduced Shakespeare Radio Show
Episode 2, The History Plays: The truncated thespians give their special treatment to the Richards, Henrys and a few more royals.
11pm
(repeat)
Cricklewood Greats
Spoof documentary written by and starring Peter Capaldi which explores the greatest stars of Cricklewood's legendary film studios.
11:15pm
(repeat)
The Cornwell Estate
Series 2, Episode 1 - Colin OberonColin Oberon is a primary school English teacher determined to teach his class anything but how to speak English. He wants them to learn his new language "Globe-ish" The school and governors are not impressed.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Any Bloke
Episode 6, Past, Present and Future: Phil's cheerful optimism proves to be misplaced.
11:30pm45 min version
Hit The Road Jack
Episode 3 - GlasgowJack Whitehall is in Glasgow. The set for Jack's stand-up performance is built in the SECC where he is joined by Scottish acting legend John Hannah, comic and Fresh Meat co-star Greg McHugh, and music guests The Vaccines.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 3Bernie welcomes a new co-worker, an American girl explains a meaningful conversation with a man and the scared woman is scared again.
11:35pm
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 4 - Joanna's BirthdayIt's Joanna's 48th birthday, something she is not keen on anyone else knowing about. Alan gives him a locket as a present, but there is something unpleasant inside it. Caroline discovers a league table of all the women in the hospital made by Guy, and Martin has trouble with his mother... whoever she is.
12:05am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 8 - War, Hurrgh!Janet starts her job managing The Archer, and in a bid to attract an older clientele, decides to give the pub a wartime theme, while Donna is still intent on revenge. Jonny helps Gaz become a dad, and Louise becomes a prostitute.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 5Jo Brand hosts the satirical panel game featuring guest panellists Sally Bercow and Charlie Higson.
12:30am
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 3Part three of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which a deal is struck and there is some bad Vogon poetry.
12:50am
(repeat)
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beat GenerationA part-time hipster desperately wants to be part of the 'Beat' scene, but can he handle it?
1:15am
(repeat)
Jack Dee: Live At The London Palladium
Jack Dee delivers a stellar performance from the world famous London Palladium.
1:20am
(repeat)
Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 4 - Kate MossHow did Naomi Campbell help Kate Moss become a top model? Why was she attracted to all the wrong guys? What did Johnny Depp warn her to stay away from?
1:25am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 3 - Panickin'Patsy takes on her first proper celebrity styling client, in the form of actress Minnie Driver. Unfortunately Eddy's had a panic room installed - the latest craze - and they promptly manage to lock themselves in...
1:30am
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 2One of the guys starts a food fight with the girls whilst a mahogany owl swoops into the datezone and begs the girls not to press the blowout button.
1:45am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
1:50am
(repeat)
Episodes
Series 1, Episode 3Beverly can't stand Matt and the feeling is mutual. As it's all she can do not to throttle the star of her show, Beverly tells her husband "he's yours".
2am
(repeat)
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 4 - Joanna's BirthdayIt's Joanna's 48th birthday, something she is not keen on anyone else knowing about. Alan gives him a locket as a present, but there is something unpleasant inside it. Caroline discovers a league table of all the women in the hospital made by Guy, and Martin has trouble with his mother... whoever she is.
2am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 3When Daniel's brother suggests a night in the pub and Lucy's best friend meets a new man, their plans for a week away from other people's problems come seriously unstuck.
2:35am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 3.5, Between A Rock And A Hard Place: After 30 years of watching and waiting, Superintendent Cottam ropes the boys into helping him catch notorious bullion thief, Ronnie Richardson.
3:15am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 1 - GhostTracey's video recorder becomes possessed, so she moves in with Dorien.
5am
(repeat)
The Galton And Simpson Playhouse
Episode 3, The Clerical Error: Fresh out of jail conman Caleb sparks trouble, by posing as a vicar.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 5, Time-Share Shock: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.