Schedule Tuesday 3rd April 2012
6am
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Bread
Series 2, Episode 3When Jack and Adrian witness a burglary first hand, they suddenly find themselves pursued by the perpetrators. Meanwhile, Billy gets use of the Jag to take Julie for lunch.
6am
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 4 - El AstroFrazer Hines is staying in the hotel and there's great excitement among the British guests.
6:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 11 - Count DownMrs Chambers meticulous planning for Bob and Thelma's wedding is reaching mammoth proportions and, after hearing he has to wear top hat and tails, Terry goads the men into a mini rebellion - and they find an unexpected ally amongst the women.
7:05am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 5 - That's Not Captain ZeroFoggy helps when a van breaks down.
7:30am
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Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 7, Episode 6 - Knights Of The Round TableReturning home from Spain early, Arthur's applies to join the Round Table. A bang on the head at the Mason's HQ confuses matters somewhat as a concussed Arthur steps back to the days of the Knights of the Round Table.
7:40am
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 10HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
7:45am
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Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 1Vince and Penny are on nightmare dates in the same pub but are unaware of each other until their paths meet at the cigarette machine. It's been 5 years and 3 months since they were last in touch - the day he jilted her at the altar. They decide to catch up over a meal but the atmosphere is frosty.
8am
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The Goon Show
Episode 7.7, The Great Bank Robbery: All set for the Long Distance Bass Drum Race, Neddie Seagoon is duped into villainy.
8:20am
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Bread
Series 2, Episode 3When Jack and Adrian witness a burglary first hand, they suddenly find themselves pursued by the perpetrators. Meanwhile, Billy gets use of the Jag to take Julie for lunch.
8:20am
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Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
8:30am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 2Ever more romantic entanglements are afoot at Totleigh Towers, as Harold refuses to steal a policeman's helmet, and is immediately disowned by his bethrothed, Stephanie. Meanwhile, Gussie's nerve-avoidance technique almost comes him a cropper at the hands of Spode, and Madeline appears less keen to marry him, than to marry Bertie!
8:30am
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Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches from Ronnie Barker feature a laughing tax inspector and a right royal surprise.
9am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 11 - Count DownMrs Chambers meticulous planning for Bob and Thelma's wedding is reaching mammoth proportions and, after hearing he has to wear top hat and tails, Terry goads the men into a mini rebellion - and they find an unexpected ally amongst the women.
9am
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The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 7Last show of the current series of topical comedy with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis. With Jon Holmes, Mitch Benn and Laura Shavin.
9:30am
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The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 4 - Neil HannonMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present and is joined in the studio by the Divine Comedy's Neil Hannon.
9:35am
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Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 1 - Long WeekendTerry and June are moving to Purley but plan to redecorate the house before moving in - until they learn of the sinister reputation of their new home.
9:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 5 - That's Not Captain ZeroFoggy helps when a van breaks down.
10:20am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
11am
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Day Peace Broke OutTom takes the law into his own hands when leeks start disappearing from his garden.
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 8 - Things To Do When Your Wife Runs Off With A Turkish WaiterThe man Barry and Glenda once exchanged addresses with turns up.
12pm
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The Goon Show
Episode 7.7, The Great Bank Robbery: All set for the Long Distance Bass Drum Race, Neddie Seagoon is duped into villainy.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 9 - Beware Of Laughing At Nora's HatsNora reveals long-standing feud with a woman who once made fun of her.
12:30pm
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Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches from Ronnie Barker feature a laughing tax inspector and a right royal surprise.
1pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 4 - I'll Retire To BedlamVictor and Margaret are trapped in their garden shed by a swarm of bees. Later, a trip to the eye clinic gives Victor a chance to moan about the NHS. While he's out, Margaret agrees to look after her niece's two children for a day.
1:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Final CurtainBoycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.
2:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
3pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Worst Horror Of AllVictor celebrates his return to work but is not pleased that his first day on the job involves a nasty case of vermin control. His bad luck continues that night, when Victor and Margaret visit the BBC with a virtually unconscious window cleaner they believe to be Mrs Warboy's cousin.
3:05pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 4Viewers can delve into the lives of the Smashing Saxons, Vile Victorians, Rotten Romans and Terrible Tudors, in this week's edition of the comedy history series hosted by a talking rat.
3:10pm
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Carry On, Constable
Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 5 - Captain Clutterbuck's TreasureCompo, Clegg and Foggy hatch a plot to become immensely wealthy.
3:40pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Public Relations CourseFrank takes part in a Public Relations course.
4:05pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 6 - The SnakeThe Indian busmen hold a social evening in the depot canteen with an attractive snake dancer. Jack steals the opportunity to ask her out, and asks Stan to take his washing home for him - complete with slithery companion!
4:20pm
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Mum's Last FlingWhen Mum uses kiss-proof lipstick and stays out until 1:30am, everyone suspects the worst.
5pm
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Day Peace Broke OutTom takes the law into his own hands when leeks start disappearing from his garden.
5pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 10HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
5pm
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Flying The Flag
Episode 2.7, A Taste of Democracy: British week in the People's Republic showcases a double-decker bus - and clog dancing.
5:10pm
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Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 2 - On The MoveWhen it comes to moving house, Terry once again bites off more than he can chew.
5:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 8 - Things To Do When Your Wife Runs Off With A Turkish WaiterThe man Barry and Glenda once exchanged addresses with turns up.
6pm30 min
Just A Minute
Episode 7Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Shappi Khorsandi, Hugh Bonneville, and Jason Manford.
6:15pm
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Just William
Episode 2 - Parrots For EthelExotic Uncle Neville has come to stay, and William decides to give a lecture on 'intrestin' animals. But with only a dead dormouse and a caterpillar on the bill, things are not looking too promising.
6:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 9 - Beware Of Laughing At Nora's HatsNora reveals long-standing feud with a woman who once made fun of her.
6:30pm30 min
Ed Reardon's Week
Series 8, Episode 1 - Have A Great WeekendAs we renew our acquaintance with Ed we find him in a somewhat lighter mood, enjoying normal weekend-ish type things, like having a bath, and whistling. He's also visiting the DIY store - because he can.
6:30pm
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And Another Thing...
Episode 2Part two of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which an old friend reappears.
7pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 4 - I'll Retire To BedlamVictor and Margaret are trapped in their garden shed by a swarm of bees. Later, a trip to the eye clinic gives Victor a chance to moan about the NHS. While he's out, Margaret agrees to look after her niece's two children for a day.
7pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 7.7, The Great Bank Robbery: All set for the Long Distance Bass Drum Race, Neddie Seagoon is duped into villainy.
7:05pm
(repeat)
St Trinian's
Revival of the classic film series, sttarring Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. The girls rally round when the school is faced with financial ruin.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
Sketches from Ronnie Barker feature a laughing tax inspector and a right royal surprise.
7:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 5 - Captain Clutterbuck's TreasureCompo, Clegg and Foggy hatch a plot to become immensely wealthy.
8:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 7The Brockman family have a very restless night. Will anyone get any sleep? And what on earth are those dreadful noises coming from next door? And why is there a policeman at their front door?
8:20pm
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8:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 23Classic clips include Harry dancing the Argentine tango, fending off an angry Phil Mitchell and finding out what really impresses penguins, as well as Alan Sugar attempting to get down with the kids with his Apprentice rap.
9pm
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Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - Five Gold RingsChristmas is coming and money is tight in the Trotter household. Reg and Ted are still their usual workshy selves. It's only Del who is bringing in any cash, from his market stall dealings in American imported records.
10pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 5David O'Doherty is joined by Olly Murs, Peter Jones, Mel B and Joe Wilkinson.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 7Martin Clunes acts as guest host, with Grayson Perry and Jimmy Carr as guest panellists.
10pm
(repeat)
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 7, Episode 6 - Knights Of The Round TableReturning home from Spain early, Arthur's applies to join the Round Table. A bang on the head at the Mason's HQ confuses matters somewhat as a concussed Arthur steps back to the days of the Knights of the Round Table.
10pm30 min
Facejacker
Series 2, Episode 2Dufrais gets the chance to spend the day at a baseball game in Los Angeles; new character Ray offers careers advice to school leavers; and Augustus tries to get money in the guise of a river patrol officer.
10:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Worst Horror Of AllVictor celebrates his return to work but is not pleased that his first day on the job involves a nasty case of vermin control. His bad luck continues that night, when Victor and Margaret visit the BBC with a virtually unconscious window cleaner they believe to be Mrs Warboy's cousin.
10:30pm
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 6 - AaarghAt eight and half months, Laura is in the final stages of pregnancy. She's also stuck at home and really bored.
10:30pm
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Children's Hour... With Armstrong And Miller
Episode 1Number One for young people - Martin Bain-Jones and Craig Children present their frightfully clever pop culture show.
10:35pm
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Benidorm
Series 5, Episode 6Madge is preparing for her wedding to Mohammed, the wealthy son of Mel's old business partner.
10:35pm35 min
Hit The Road Jack
Episode 3 - GlasgowJack Whitehall is in Glasgow. The set for Jack's stand-up performance is built in the SECC where he is joined by Scottish acting legend John Hannah, comic and Fresh Meat co-star Greg McHugh, and music guests The Vaccines.
10:50pm
Mark Lawson Talks To Mark Gatiss
Mark Lawson talks to Mark Gatiss about his life, career and fulfilling childhood dreams. Gatiss explores formative memories of growing up opposite a psychiatric hospital in County Durham, admits the difficulty of coming out as a gay man, reveals why his role in the British film flop Sex Lives of the Potato Men was the biggest mistake of his career and talks about how his lifelong passion for horror and science fiction have influenced his success. Clip
10:50pm
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 7Karl says that sometimes he wishes he were smaller so that things like food portions and cities would be bigger in comparison.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 5American stand-up Jimmy Tingle joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. On the other side Russell Howard and Andy Parsons get the help of David Mitchell.
11pm
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Richard Herring's Objective
Series 2, Episode 2 - The WheelchairRichard examines the representative symbol of disability and wonders if it is still the case that people see the disability rather than the person.
11pm
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The Flight Of The Conchords
Episode 4: The band want to pen a song for a teen idol without selling out.
11:30pm
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The House Of The Spirit Levels
Episode 4, The Prisoner: Tony goes on the run and the spaniel's secret is revealed.
11:30pm
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 8Ricky reads some predictions for the future and Karl shares his theories on them.
11:40pm
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12:30am
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And Another Thing...
Episode 2Part two of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which an old friend reappears.
12:55am
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 3 - LodgersCaroline tries to find a lodger for her house, but the only people who apply are a bunch of loonies and Angela. Joanna decides to attract the attention of Lyndon Jones, the Head of IT. Mac also discovers that Holly is now pregnant.
1:15am
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Tim Vine Live
Former Guinness World Record holding joke machine Tim Vine performs in London.
1:15am45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 7Martin Clunes acts as guest host, with Grayson Perry and Jimmy Carr as guest panellists.
1:30am
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Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
1:35am
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 3Bernie welcomes a new co-worker, an American girl explains a meaningful conversation with a man and the scared woman is scared again.
1:50am
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The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 3, Episode 4 - The YobAn illegal psychic teleportation experiment goes horribly wrong, and pretentious promo director Patrick gets his genes mixed with those of a football hooligan. Slowly, he begins to change - taking on some undeniably yobbish tendencies.
2am
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 5American stand-up Jimmy Tingle joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. On the other side Russell Howard and Andy Parsons get the help of David Mitchell.
2am
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The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 7Last show of the current series of topical comedy with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis. With Jon Holmes, Mitch Benn and Laura Shavin.
2:05am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 8 - War, Hurrgh!Janet starts her job managing The Archer, and in a bid to attract an older clientele, decides to give the pub a wartime theme, while Donna is still intent on revenge. Jonny helps Gaz become a dad, and Louise becomes a prostitute.
2:25am
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Meet The Parents
Series 1, Episode 4 - GangsterThis week 22-year old Jamie is set up by his girlfriend, Charleen. They've been together for six months and for the first time Jamie is about to meet Charlene's family.
2:30am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
2:30am
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The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 4 - Neil HannonMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present and is joined in the studio by the Divine Comedy's Neil Hannon.
2:50am
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The Detectives
Episode 3.4, On Thin Ice: When Briggs and Louis investigate an attack on a top figure skater, the pair wind up on ice but fail to gain marks for artistic interpretation.
3:25am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 6 - MoneyTracey faces a dilemma after Garth receives a windfall.
3:25am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 6 - AaarghAt eight and half months, Laura is in the final stages of pregnancy. She's also stuck at home and really bored.
5am
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Flying The Flag
Episode 2.7, A Taste of Democracy: British week in the People's Republic showcases a double-decker bus - and clog dancing.