Schedule Monday 2nd April 2012
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 2, Episode 2Julie goes into labour earlier than expected and, once again, Joey has to come to Billy's rescue as he heads. Meanwhile, Adrian goes to the D.H.S.S. for the first time.
6:30am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 10 - The Old MagicBob takes Terry out for a meal to make up for not giving him the job of best man.
7am
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 6 - War Of The WorldsIt is a fight to the death as Robin finally meets his doppelganger. When two universes collide, there can be only one winner.
7:05am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 4 - Walking Stiff Can Make You FamousAn unexpected encounter with a horse points Foggy in the direction of making his first million.
7:30am
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 62, Special - India Special 2The second of the two episodes of Just A Minute recorded in Mumbai, hosted by Nicholas Parsons, and featuring regulars Paul Merton and Marcus Brigstocke alongside Indian comedians Cyrus Broacha and Anuvab Pal.
7:40am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 9A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague and Thumbelina drowns in poo.
7:45am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 10After her health scare, Diana's unknowingly reinvigorated her drive for meanness. That should make for an interesting sequence of events, as Sarah arrives and announces she intends to give birth there at Bayview!
8am
(repeat)
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 1Aunt Dahlia is again making demands of Bertie; this time, he's to arrange for an antique cow-shaped milk creamer to be turned over to Uncle Tom's possession. Unfortunately, there's a fascist and a near-senile judge to contend with first...
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne tells all about a film premiere - and 'Hornerama' investigates shipping.
8:20am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
8:25am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 2, Episode 2Julie goes into labour earlier than expected and, once again, Joey has to come to Billy's rescue as he heads. Meanwhile, Adrian goes to the D.H.S.S. for the first time.
8:30am
(repeat)
Ken Dodd's Palace Of Laughter
Episode 1: The King of Knotty Ash's fun-packed Tickle Tour arrives at the Wigan Little Theatre.
9am
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 1 - Mother Of All MothersClare's mother piles pressure onto her already faltering relationship with Brian.
9:05am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 10 - The Old MagicBob takes Terry out for a meal to make up for not giving him the job of best man.
9:05am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Brew It YourselfStan gets himself in hot water when a home brewing attempt results in a beer far more potent than he'd intended!
9:30am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 4, The Lift: Rabbi Fine and Rabbi Jacobs end up stuck in a lift together.
9:40am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 5 - Busmen's PerksOlive wants to redecorate her bedroom. By far the cheapest approach is for Stan to get a couple of cans of cheap bus paint from the garage. After all, everyone's at it - even the boss.
9:45am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 4 - Walking Stiff Can Make You FamousAn unexpected encounter with a horse points Foggy in the direction of making his first million.
10am
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
A selection of episodes from the second series of the historical children's sketch show.
10:25am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
11:05am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 3 - Mr. Fix-ItWhen a journalist asks to interview the Goods, Margo spies an opportunity for self-promotion. Jerry's attempts to act for the Goods' interest are very successful - but it all looks set to backfire.
11:30am30 min
Just A Minute
Series 62, Special - Just A Minute's Indian AdventureAs part of the Just A Minute anniversary celebration, Nicholas Parsons visits Bangalore and Mumbai.
11:45am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 6 - An Apple And A DayClegg, Truly and Alvin are volunteered to go to take some old timers out for a day.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne tells all about a film premiere - and 'Hornerama' investigates shipping.
12:25pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 7 - Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part TimeSmiler finds himself being pursued by a woman who believes he's rich.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Ken Dodd's Palace Of Laughter
Episode 1: The King of Knotty Ash's fun-packed Tickle Tour arrives at the Wigan Little Theatre.
1:05pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Valley Of FearVictor's outing to photograph badgers ends with him being mugged. Mrs Birkett comes to regret calling at the Meldrews' to collect items for a jumble sale, and Victor finds a dead cat in the freezer.
1:45pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
2:25pm
(repeat)
Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - Rock & ChipsIn Peckham, the Trotters are all under one roof: Grandad, Joan, husband Reg and the teenage Del Boy. Things suddenly change, however, when ex-con Freddie Robdal appears.
2:55pm
(repeat)
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 2Vic and his team wonder whether unicorns exist, discover which creature has a thousand eyes and find out if people can travel through time.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 2A stone-age doctor tries to help a modern patient, a whining Pharaoh invents the pyramid, and Henry VIII meets his dead friends.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 4 - The First Human Being To Ride A HillWhen Pearl confiscates Howard's bike, Foggy suggests that what he needs is one which can be easily concealed or, better still, doesn't look like a bicycle.
4:05pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Brew It YourselfStan gets himself in hot water when a home brewing attempt results in a beer far more potent than he'd intended!
4:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 5 - Busmen's PerksOlive wants to redecorate her bedroom. By far the cheapest approach is for Stan to get a couple of cans of cheap bus paint from the garage. After all, everyone's at it - even the boss.
5pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 3 - Mr. Fix-ItWhen a journalist asks to interview the Goods, Margo spies an opportunity for self-promotion. Jerry's attempts to act for the Goods' interest are very successful - but it all looks set to backfire.
5pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 9A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague and Thumbelina drowns in poo.
5pm
(repeat)
The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket
Getting It Together: The dear ladies struggle to build a flat-pack settee.
5:10pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 1, Episode 1 - Long WeekendTerry and June are moving to Purley but plan to redecorate the house before moving in - until they learn of the sinister reputation of their new home.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 6 - War Of The WorldsIt is a fight to the death as Robin finally meets his doppelganger. When two universes collide, there can be only one winner.
5:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 6 - An Apple And A DayClegg, Truly and Alvin are volunteered to go to take some old timers out for a day.
5:45pm30 min
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Highlights SpecialSome the best moments, strangest songs, weirdest animations and most intriguing questions from this series.
6pm30 min
Just A Minute
Episode 6Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Graham Norton, Sue Perkins, and Tony Hawks.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Just William
Episode 1 - The Sweet Little Girl In WhiteWhen the Bott family move into Croombe Hall, William and The Outlaws are horrified to learn that they are banned from playing in the woods. But the worst is yet to come, in the form of the frilly-but-formidable Violet-Elizabeth.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 7 - Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part TimeSmiler finds himself being pursued by a woman who believes he's rich.
6:30pm30 min
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 9, Episode 1David Mitchell presents another edition of the panel game built on truth and lies. The guests, Tony Hawks, Arthur Smith, Lucy Porter and Graeme Garden, talk on the subjects of parrots, breakfast, insurance and Oliver Cromwell.
6:30pm
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 1Part one of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which there is very nearly tea and biscuits.
7pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Valley Of FearVictor's outing to photograph badgers ends with him being mugged. Mrs Birkett comes to regret calling at the Meldrews' to collect items for a jumble sale, and Victor finds a dead cat in the freezer.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Ken Dodd's Palace Of Laughter
Episode 1: The King of Knotty Ash's fun-packed Tickle Tour arrives at the Wigan Little Theatre.
7:40pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 4 - The First Human Being To Ride A HillWhen Pearl confiscates Howard's bike, Foggy suggests that what he needs is one which can be easily concealed or, better still, doesn't look like a bicycle.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
9pm
(repeat)
Ali G Indahouse
Self-styled voice of the youth Ali G unwittingly becomes embroiled in a plot to overthrow the Prime Minister.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:30pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 2 - Al Murray, Shappi Khorsandi and Russell KaneAl Murray introduces comedy from Shappi Khorsandi and Russell Kane.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 3Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by Chris Addison, Stewart Francis and Ava Vidal.
10pm
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 2Lip finds a new friend when he starts as a porter at a hotel, but he turns out to be decidedly dodgy. Elsewhere, Kev's sister starts lodging at Sheila and Frank's.
10pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 62, Special - India Special 2The second of the two episodes of Just A Minute recorded in Mumbai, hosted by Nicholas Parsons, and featuring regulars Paul Merton and Marcus Brigstocke alongside Indian comedians Cyrus Broacha and Anuvab Pal.
10:10pm60 min
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 1American comic Morgan Spurlock delves into traditionalist Britain. Here, he is joined by Shappi Khorsandi, Andrew Maxwell and Ruby Wax to discuss foreigners.
10:30pm30 min
World Series Of Dating
Episode 2One of the guys starts a food fight with the girls whilst a mahogany owl swoops into the datezone and begs the girls not to press the blowout button.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 1 - Mother Of All MothersClare's mother piles pressure onto her already faltering relationship with Brian.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 2 - Book Clubbin'Edina is struggling to come to terms with the news of Saffy's pregnancy, and Patsy's only offer is the address of an abortion clinic. They throw themselves into a new celebrity book club, but the arrival of the father-to-be brings Eddy some much needed joy.
11pm
(repeat)
The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 7Last show of the current series of topical comedy with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis. With Jon Holmes, Mitch Benn and Laura Shavin.
11:25pm
(repeat)
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 2 - RumoursAfter spending the night at Guy's flat, Caroline finds herself subject to rumours that she had sex with him. Statham tries to get his white coat to flow more, Mac finds out that his ex-girlfriend Holly is getting married, and Martin has problems with the cleaners moving his yoghurt.
11:25pm
(repeat)
Shameless
Comedy drama set in a fictional housing estate in Manchester which follows the dysfunctional Gallagher family and their neighbours.
11:30pm
(repeat)
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 4 - Neil HannonMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present and is joined in the studio by the Divine Comedy's Neil Hannon.
11:50pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 8Team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by Olly Murs, TOWIE's Joey Essex, Dr Christian Jessen and TV presenter Rick Edwards for some side-splitting trivia and games.
12:25am60 min version (repeat)
12:30am
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 1Part one of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which there is very nearly tea and biscuits.
12:35am
(repeat)
Ali G Indahouse
Self-styled voice of the youth Ali G unwittingly becomes embroiled in a plot to overthrow the Prime Minister.
1am
(repeat)
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 3As a friend completes work on a new musical, Bertie takes the opportunity to join the production on a tour across the United States. However, a letter from Aunt Agatha warning Wooster of family friend Cyril Bassington-Bassington's "theatrical proclivities" is not delivered, dropping Bertie right in it.
1:20am
(repeat)
Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience
Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.
1:25am
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 2Lip finds a new friend when he starts as a porter at a hotel, but he turns out to be decidedly dodgy. Elsewhere, Kev's sister starts lodging at Sheila and Frank's.
1:30am
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 2One of the guys starts a food fight with the girls whilst a mahogany owl swoops into the datezone and begs the girls not to press the blowout button.
2am
(repeat)
Clare In The Community
Series 4, Episode 1 - Mother Of All MothersClare's mother piles pressure onto her already faltering relationship with Brian.
2:15am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 2 - Book Clubbin'Edina is struggling to come to terms with the news of Saffy's pregnancy, and Patsy's only offer is the address of an abortion clinic. They throw themselves into a new celebrity book club, but the arrival of the father-to-be brings Eddy some much needed joy.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 4, The Lift: Rabbi Fine and Rabbi Jacobs end up stuck in a lift together.
2:35am
(repeat)
Star Stories
Series 2, Episode 4 - Oops I Did It Again!: The Ballad Of Britney Jean SpearsStar Stories, with the backing of the State of Louisiana, presents the Ballad of Britney Jean Spears.
2:45am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
Flossie the lodger comes to stay with Jonathan and Sarah.
3:05am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 3.3, Art Attack: When forced to transfer into the Fine Arts Squad, our heroes are despatched to recover the latest artistic creation of 'enfant terrible' Hadyn Smailes.
3:35am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 5 - Can't Judge A BookSharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.
4:30am
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 2One of the guys starts a food fight with the girls whilst a mahogany owl swoops into the datezone and begs the girls not to press the blowout button.
5am
(repeat)
The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket
Getting It Together: The dear ladies struggle to build a flat-pack settee.
5:30am
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 6 - War Of The WorldsIt is a fight to the death as Robin finally meets his doppelganger. When two universes collide, there can be only one winner.