Schedule Wednesday 28th March 2012
6am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 5Freddie's sea-faring brother has died and the Boswells decide to arrange a burial at sea.
6:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 1 - Return Of The WarriorLife without Seymour soon becomes boring for Compo and Clegg - but not for long.
7am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 4, Dinner Surprise: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
7:30am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 7Jane's still struggling to look Diana in eye, but nevertheless brings news that the board intend to erect a new hospital wing on the Bayview complex. It seems there are a few extra quid in sickies these days.
7:30am
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Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 3 - ChildrenAva Vidal, Howard Read, Andy Wilkinson and Lucy Porter offer a guide to raising children.
7:55am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 1, Episode 3Lord Wickhammersley is always one for a wager but, since he came close to losing the East Wing in a game of shove-halfpenny, Lady Wickhammersley has banned betting at Twing. Bertie does not intend to let this stand in his way at the village Sports Day.
8am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 1, Episode 5Freddie's sea-faring brother has died and the Boswells decide to arrange a burial at sea.
8am
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 8 - Cyrano De HancockAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 11 - CelebrityFormer Blue Peter presenter Zoe Salmon guest stars as Mo White, Dani's old acting class chum who has made it big in the States.
8:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
8:30am
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 1, The Birthday Present: The convoluted chronicle of an optimistic crime writer.
8:40am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
9am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 2When Lucy joins a school reunion website and is contacted by an old classmate, youthful indiscretions return to haunt Daniel's best friend Andy.
9:05am
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 4 - A Driving AmbitionAfter seeing her in a car in town with another man, George suspects that Mildred may be having an affair and sets out to bring some romance back to their lives.
9:10am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 3 - Shape Up With ShaunShirley the Sheep is the biggest sheep on the farm, but Shaun hopes to change that, can you keep up with Shaun?
9:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 1 - Return Of The WarriorLife without Seymour soon becomes boring for Compo and Clegg - but not for long.
10am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:40am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 7 - Backs To The WallWhilst in the garden Tom feels a twinge in his back which later requires medical attention. Their harvest urgently needs gathering but it'll take Barbara alone a full week to collect - and there are storms brewing. Can anyone assist?
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 13 - Trubble 4011In the year 4011, Hotel Trubble spins in near-Earth orbit. Dolly is a head in a jar, Lenny is a robot and Mr Trubble still hasn't visited. Everyone is bored, then the mysterious Salgar turns up to give a presentation on Hotel Management - reminding them what fun they used to have in the olden days.
11:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 10 - All Of A FlorrieTruly finds out out what it's like when a flirtation from the past turns up with amorous intentions.
11:30am
(repeat)
Shedtown
Series 1, Episode 3 - Night ScreamsAs the Shedists settle into life under asphalt there's a strange noise coming from William's shed. Wes holds a puppet show and all are invited.
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 1 - Jurassic No ParkingBarry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.
12pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 8 - Cyrano De HancockAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 1, The Birthday Present: The convoluted chronicle of an optimistic crime writer.
12:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 6 - Seance In A Wet Reg And Bone YardAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
1:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lonely HerdsmanWhen Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.
1:20pm30 min
Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 11 - The Missing Present MysteryThe house is on lock down when Dani's anniversary present for Alex goes missing. But can Dani work out if Jack, Ruby or Maisy took it before Alex arrives? Or will their anniversary end in disaster, like all the previous times?
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
2pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 1 - Leaving Home Forever, Or Till TeatimeHoward finds that lipstick on his collar is a sure way of becoming homeless.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Time On Our HandsThis third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!
3pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 3 - Shape Up With ShaunShirley the Sheep is the biggest sheep on the farm, but Shaun hopes to change that, can you keep up with Shaun?
3:35pm25 min
Diddy Movies
Series 1, Episode 8 - Murder On The Norwich ExpressThe famous detective Francois le Fondue is on the trail of the deadly Mooner. Will anyone on the train survive?
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 7 - Backs To The WallWhilst in the garden Tom feels a twinge in his back which later requires medical attention. Their harvest urgently needs gathering but it'll take Barbara alone a full week to collect - and there are storms brewing. Can anyone assist?
5pm
(repeat)
The Galton And Simpson Playhouse
Episode 2, Nought For Thy Comfort: Richard the airline purser has a loving and grateful wife. Or does he?
5:05pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 5 - A Military PickleGeorge's brother Charlie drops by after not seeing him for more than 20 years. Amongst the surprises he has in store is a rather late letter!
5:10pm
(repeat)
Carry On, Constable
Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.
5:15pm30 min
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 12 - Pixiepoplistic (Part 1)Dede has to pretend to be Sadie so that Pixie Lott will come and make a TV show in Sadie's living room. But can Dede overcome Ashlii's plotting and Keith's boisterous mates to win the event? And can she keep up the pretence that she isn't really Sadie?
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 10 - All Of A FlorrieTruly finds out out what it's like when a flirtation from the past turns up with amorous intentions.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 4, Dinner Surprise: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 1 - Jurassic No ParkingBarry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.
6pm30 min
Just A Minute
Episode 3Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Sue Perkins, Marcus Brigstocke, and Ruth Jones.
6:30pm30 min
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 4 - Standing TallMaeve Higgins, Tom Allen and Phil Nichol join Stephen K Amos to offer a guide to standing tall.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 6 - Seance In A Wet Reg And Bone YardAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 9 - The BullShaun turns matador when a new addition joins the flock.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 8 - Cyrano De HancockAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lonely HerdsmanWhen Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 6Superhero AlloyMan has problems with his new suit; Fi & Bea are off to Spain; and Sir Thomas and Mr Bridgewater have marriage on their minds. Have Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford finally caught their prey? Back in the studio, Lorna and Ingrid attempt to put on their own Olympic Opening ceremony.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 1, The Birthday Present: The convoluted chronicle of an optimistic crime writer.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 1 - Leaving Home Forever, Or Till TeatimeHoward finds that lipstick on his collar is a sure way of becoming homeless.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - If They Could See Us Now.....!The Trotters now live the high life but with the American Stock Market about to crash, how will they keep their money? Having lost all and having to live back in their Peckham flat Del decides to enter a new TV Game Show "The Goldrush" to try and win some money back.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 4Featuring guest host Chris Addison and guest panellists James Blunt and Nick Robinson.
9:35pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - Strangers On The ShoreWith the family fortune squandered, Del and Rodney set off for France to attend a memorial service in memory of Uncle Albert's old shipmates from the war. On the way back the Trotters pick up some rather unexpected cargo!
10pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 3Rhod Gilbert is on the side of Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Lauren Laverne makes her debut on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team.
10pm
(repeat)
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 3 - ChildrenAva Vidal, Howard Read, Andy Wilkinson and Lucy Porter offer a guide to raising children.
10pm
(repeat)
Episodes
Series 1, Episode 2Sean and Beverly are still reeling from the network's decision to cast Matt LeBlanc as the star of their show.
10pm45 min
10 O'Clock Live
Series 2, Episode 8Lauren, Jimmy, David and Charlie are back to look over another week's news events.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Comedy Kings - Best Of Just For Laughs
Episode 1Alan Carr, Ardal O'Hanlon and Russell Peters perform stand-up comedy routines at Montreal's renowned Just For Laughs festival.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Delve Special
Series 4, Episode 2 - Bitter HarvestInvestigating pesticides and agricultural policy, intrepid reporter David Lander asks if farming is in crisis.
10:40pm
(repeat)
10:55pm
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Facejacker
Series 2, Episode 1Kayvan Novak returns, taking his characters into real-life situations where they sometimes charm but often baffle members of the public. And this time he's going global by also unleashing some of his best-known characters in America.
11pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 1A young couple has to live in their car for their baby's sake, Claire is 'not drunk enough' and Nan accuses a social worker of stealing her clothes. Also, is Beyoncé "bling bling" or "bing bing"?
11pm15 min
Tim Key's Poetry Programme
Series 1, Episode 6 - WorkIn the last of the series, Tim has laid on a final episode treat: A professional musician will accompany him as he tackles the thorny issue of 'work'. Tom Basden is also present.
11pm
(repeat)
The Reduced Shakespeare Radio Show
Episode 1, The Tragedies: The truncated thespians perform a 15-second 'King Lear', the 'Othello' Rap and 'Scottish Highland Discs'.
11pm
(repeat)
The Story Of Light Entertainment
Episode 8 - VarietyThis edition explores variety shows - singers and comedians may have topped bills but it was the allied acts that made the shows so memorable.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.5, Glad To Be Gay?: After a wild night out, Tom finds that he has acquired a boyfriend from hell.
11:15pm15 min
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 1, Episode 6 - About Angry GrandmasThe family plan a surprise birthday party for Grandma. But the party is not the only surprise, when the police come looking for Nathan.
11:25pm45 min version
Hit The Road Jack
Episode 2 - NewcastleThis week the set for Jack's stand-up performance is built in the Civic Hall where he is joined by Newcastle football legend Alan Shearer and music guests Rizzle Kicks.
11:30pm
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 1Four distinctive and especially selective girls govern the 'datezone' as a number of guys try to last as long as they can over a dinner date.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Any Bloke
Episode 5, Principles: Phil's worried that Sarah and Fay are plotting behind his back.
11:40pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 2Margaret is scared several times, Bernie receives a written warning for breaking the photocopier and Nan mistakes Charles Bronson for Charles Manson.
11:50pm
(repeat)
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Episode 1 - PilotThis Boxing Day pilot was the very first bit of Fry and Laurie. Sketches covered things such as Australian soap operas, a toy car showroom, and their own late-night review show "Argue the Toss".
11:50pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 8In the last ever episode of TV Burp, Harry celebrates Amanda Lamb's laugh, and is distraught by Heather off EastEnders' death
12:15am
(repeat)
Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
The Monty Python team present a series of outrageous vignettes in this film which takes an irreverent look at the various stages of human life.
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 7 - Finger SniffingJonny makes a startling discovery about Corinthian's parentage, while Janet and Donna argue when they are both sure they will get the job managing the Archer.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 4Featuring guest host Chris Addison and guest panellists James Blunt and Nick Robinson.
12:30am
(repeat)
French And Saunders
Easter Special: Featuring a loving send-up of The Lord of the Rings - with Dale Winton.
1:25am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.5, Glad To Be Gay?: After a wild night out, Tom finds that he has acquired a boyfriend from hell.
2am
(repeat)
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Episode 1 - PilotThis Boxing Day pilot was the very first bit of Fry and Laurie. Sketches covered things such as Australian soap operas, a toy car showroom, and their own late-night review show "Argue the Toss".
2am
(repeat)
Double Income, No Kids Yet
Series 2, Episode 2When Lucy joins a school reunion website and is contacted by an old classmate, youthful indiscretions return to haunt Daniel's best friend Andy.
2:25am
(repeat)
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:35am
(repeat)
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Sketches and stand-up from the deadpan female comic Jo Brand.
2:45am
(repeat)
Episodes
Series 1, Episode 2Sean and Beverly are still reeling from the network's decision to cast Matt LeBlanc as the star of their show.
2:50am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 2.6, Rear Window: While Louis is comfined to a wheelchair, he witnesses a brutal crime of passion, but has trouble convincing Briggs that it wasn't all in his mind.
3:25am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Sitcom about mismatched sisters Tracey and Sharon, and their glamorous friend, Dorien.
3:30am
(repeat)
World Series Of Dating
Episode 1Four distinctive and especially selective girls govern the 'datezone' as a number of guys try to last as long as they can over a dinner date.
5am
(repeat)
The Galton And Simpson Playhouse
Episode 2, Nought For Thy Comfort: Richard the airline purser has a loving and grateful wife. Or does he?
5:30am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 4, Dinner Surprise: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.