Schedule Thursday 22nd March 2012
6am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 1, Episode 1Billy wastes his money on a stolen statue and Joey attempts to claim an incontinence allowance for Grandad.
6:30am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cold FeetWith his impending marriage approaching, Bob is having doubts. All his friends seem to be getting divorced and his relationship with Thelma has been up-and-down. Deep down he knows she is the right girl for him but Terry is hardly giving him the encouragement he craves.
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 4 - Who's That Bloke With Nora Batty Then?Something's up: Nora Batty has gone out on a Wednesday dressed up and without a wrinkle in her stockings. It soon becomes apparent to Compo that he has a rival for her affections.
7am
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 2, The Fancy: Tom and Jerry visit a 19th century cockfight and make a special wager.
7:30am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 3It's cold, the heating's off, and Diana's in no mood for tolerance or sociability whatsoever. Tired of her lot, she heads out to town in search of a job, with Tom closely in tow.
7:30am
(repeat)
It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 4Emma Freud, Tom Wrigglesworth and Shaun Keaveny have to second-guess how their nominees responded to Miles Jupp's questions.
8am
(repeat)
Bread
Series 1, Episode 1Billy wastes his money on a stolen statue and Joey attempts to claim an incontinence allowance for Grandad.
8am
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
Telling all on courting, marriage, kids and football - a compilation of the northern comic's 1950s monologues.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 7 - AmnesiaWhen Dani falls over she can no longer remember the steps to a dance routine for the Utterly Go Dancing heats. Extras star Shaun Williamson makes a cameo appearance in this week's episode.
8:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
8:30am
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 16 - When Did You Last See Your Money?Jones goes to the bank to deposit £500, given to him by the local shopkeepers as a donation to the serviceman's canteen. However, Jones misplaces the money before he gets there.
8:40am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cold FeetWith his impending marriage approaching, Bob is having doubts. All his friends seem to be getting divorced and his relationship with Thelma has been up-and-down. Deep down he knows she is the right girl for him but Terry is hardly giving him the encouragement he craves.
9am
(repeat)
An Actor's Life For Me
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Scottish PlayRobert gets involved in a performance of the play whose title we are not allowed to say. He is overly superstitious about saying 'Macbeth' ... whoops!
9:05am
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mating GameMildred's beloved dog Truffles is in season. George is all for getting her some form of injection - until he hears the price of pedigree puppies. Meanwhile, Tristram's becoming more impressionable, and Ann insists Jeffrey gives up smoking.
9:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 4 - Who's That Bloke With Nora Batty Then?Something's up: Nora Batty has gone out on a Wednesday dressed up and without a wrinkle in her stockings. It soon becomes apparent to Compo that he has a rival for her affections.
9:30am
(repeat)
The Cavity Within
Episode 3: Dentist Marty must take some extreme measures to rustle up some new patients.
10am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:40am
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
11am
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 9 - American PresidentThe American President secretly checks into Hotel Trubble, relying for his safety on the fact that no one will look for him at such a rubbish, cheap fleapit. When he gets locked in the toilet, leaving Lenny looking after a laptop that will enact any law he chooses, things start to get seriously silly.
11:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 3 - A Pickup Of The Later Ming DynastyMarina goes to buy a hairnet but returns with a piece of life-saving equipment.
12pm
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
Telling all on courting, marriage, kids and football - a compilation of the northern comic's 1950s monologues.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 16 - When Did You Last See Your Money?Jones goes to the bank to deposit £500, given to him by the local shopkeepers as a donation to the serviceman's canteen. However, Jones misplaces the money before he gets there.
12:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 2 - And So To BedAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
1:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
1:20pm30 min
Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 7 - Queen Of PranksDani is convinced co-star Sophie is trying to steal her juicy storylines. When she gets Jack a job on McHurties as her spy, she hadn't banked on him having a crush on her rival. Meanwhile, Grandma Judith visits and can't help pranking, but Maisy is determined to get her own back.
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
2pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - Oh To Be In EnglandDel and Rodney arrive in Miami and things start to go wrong immediately. Nothing too dramatic, though, until Del is mistaken for a local mafia godfather and his henchmen want him as a decoy!
2:15pm45 min
Jailbird Lover
Comedy drama. A lonely bachelor fulfils his relationship needs by writing to long-term women prisoners. Until one of them turns up.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 4 - Once In A Moonlit JunkyardJunkyard. The arrival of a sinister-looking motorcyclist fills Compo with fear.
3:35pm25 min
Diddy Movies
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hollywood HighDiddy Britney and Diddy Whitney are both in love with Diddy Brad. Which one will get him to take her to the school prom?
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
5pm
(repeat)
For Better Or For Worse
Series 2, Episode 5Iris is lost for words when her fiancé Bernard finds religion.
5:10pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 1 - Finders Keepers?When George finds a lost credit card, he wonders if there might be a reward. Meanwhile, Mildred suspects that another wedding anniversary will go by, forgotten, and Jeffrey is bothered by Tristram's new playmates.
5:15pm30 min
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 11 - BardaliciousWhen Kit stages a Shakespearian extravaganza, Sadie is desperate to play opposite Taylor - but will she be able to finally outsmart Ashlii? And when Imogen goes looking for a ballroom dancing partner, Danny and Jake discover that Steve's new apprentice is an expert; but how does Keith feel about the new arrival?
5:15pm
(repeat)
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 9 - MoviemashupamundoSadie accidentally agrees to host a 'frightnight' movie night for Ashlii and Kalisha; unfortunately she's also supposed to be sharing a film night with Danny and Jake. Can she keep all the balls in the air? Or will the frightnight turn her home into a house of horror?
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 2, The Fancy: Tom and Jerry visit a 19th century cockfight and make a special wager.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 3 - A Pickup Of The Later Ming DynastyMarina goes to buy a hairnet but returns with a piece of life-saving equipment.
6:30pm30 min
Chris Ramsey: Offermation
South Shields comedian Chris Ramsey explores the notion of 'Offermation'.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 2 - And So To BedAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 32 - The Farmer's NieceWhen the Farmer's niece comes to visit the farm, Bitzer and Shaun soon discover that she is much less pleasant than she looks.
7pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 4 - Once In A Moonlit JunkyardJunkyard. The arrival of a sinister-looking motorcyclist fills Compo with fear.
7pm
(repeat)
The Al Read Show
Telling all on courting, marriage, kids and football - a compilation of the northern comic's 1950s monologues.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 5Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford try to gatecrash Brigadier Burnham's Biannual Ball. Candy and April have a photoshoot on a golf course, and Romeo and Juliet is analysed in an English class by the Teenage Girls.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 16 - When Did You Last See Your Money?Jones goes to the bank to deposit £500, given to him by the local shopkeepers as a donation to the serviceman's canteen. However, Jones misplaces the money before he gets there.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes, including two Christmas specials, of Britain's favourite sitcom.
9pm
John Bishop's Sport Relief Hell
A one-off special that captures the most physically gruelling test of John Bishop's life as he cycles, rows and runs 290 miles from Paris to London in five days for Sport Relief 2012.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm30 min
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 5 - Knocked Up And HomelessLaura is settling in well at Jamie's place - a bit too well. Keith is sick of her being there, Jamie is tired of sleeping on the sofa and Mike and Beth have had enough of not being able to see their mate. Something's got to give, but the eventual confrontation kicks off a much bigger crisis.
9:30pm30 min
White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 5 - They Think It's All OverOllie's dropped from his five-a-side football team in favour of a younger player, and takes the situation particularly badly. Meanwhile, Liz has a new boyfriend.
10pm30 min
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 3 - Food & SurvivalThis week Sarah Millican is looking at Food and Survival programmes and meeting Saturday Kitchen wine expert Olly Smith, adventurer Charley Boorman and The Great British Bake Off's Paul Hollywood.
10pm
(repeat)
10pm
(repeat)
It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 4Emma Freud, Tom Wrigglesworth and Shaun Keaveny have to second-guess how their nominees responded to Miles Jupp's questions.
10pm
(repeat)
Dirk Gently
Episode 3Dirk and MacDuff are alarmed to discover that Dirk's old clients are being randomly murdered, with Dirk as the only link.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 7 - Corrie vs EastEnders SpecialKeith Lemon presents a special soap-themed edition of Celebrity Juice. Team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by Coronation Street's Catherine Tyldesley and Jack P Shepherd and EastEnders stars Rita Simons and John Partridge for some side-splitting soap-based fun.
10pm
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 2 - Are We Not Men?A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen goes out with a man who looks like a magician.
10:30pm30 min
10:30pm
(repeat)
PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 5 - Salesman Of The MonthFor the first time in years, someone other than Little Gary Patel is in with a chance of being top salesman of the month. As the boys vie for position, Janine moons over her new boyfriend, Don.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mark WatsonBristolian Mark Watson goes back to his roots, with support from the outrageous Andi Osho and the inventive Alex Horne.
11pm
(repeat)
Revolting People
Series 3, Episode 3 - The God-Given TalentMary is seditious, Cora is secretive and Joshua is stupid. McGurk has a betting scam on the go. Business as usual for Sam.
11pm
(repeat)
Pete Versus Life
Series 1, Episode 4 - Marriage Of ConveniencePete realises that he's too selfish and decides to turn his life around. His first altruistic act is to agree to a visa marriage.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 6 - Rich And FatTony discovers that Gary has £33,000 in his current account, while Tony's ever-expanding waistline doesn't go unnoticed.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Think The Unthinkable
Series 2, Episode 6 - Christmas PartyUnthinkable Solutions go to a pantomime for their Christmas party, and this inspires Ryan to publish a management book. Meanwhile Sophie is looking to get her own back after Owen took advantage of her when she was drunk.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 2, Episode 11 - Sarah Millican, Gok Wan, Sugar Ray LeonardJoining Jonathan today are comedian Sarah Millican, fashionista Gok Wan and boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard. With musical guests Snow Patrol.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
12:10am
(repeat)
French And Saunders
2003 Christmas Special: Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay homage to Madonna and Britney, Rosemary and Thyme, and free running.
12:40am
(repeat)
1am
(repeat)
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 5 - Knocked Up And HomelessLaura is settling in well at Jamie's place - a bit too well. Keith is sick of her being there, Jamie is tired of sleeping on the sofa and Mike and Beth have had enough of not being able to see their mate. Something's got to give, but the eventual confrontation kicks off a much bigger crisis.
1:05am
(repeat)
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4, A Determined Woman: Naked ambition and scientific curiosity lead a quantum physicist to research time travel in her garage.
1:20am
(repeat)
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mark WatsonBristolian Mark Watson goes back to his roots, with support from the outrageous Andi Osho and the inventive Alex Horne.
1:30am
(repeat)
White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 5 - They Think It's All OverOllie's dropped from his five-a-side football team in favour of a younger player, and takes the situation particularly badly. Meanwhile, Liz has a new boyfriend.
1:45am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 6 - Rich And FatTony discovers that Gary has £33,000 in his current account, while Tony's ever-expanding waistline doesn't go unnoticed.
2am
(repeat)
An Actor's Life For Me
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Scottish PlayRobert gets involved in a performance of the play whose title we are not allowed to say. He is overly superstitious about saying 'Macbeth' ... whoops!
2am
(repeat)
Pete Versus Life
Series 1, Episode 4 - Marriage Of ConveniencePete realises that he's too selfish and decides to turn his life around. His first altruistic act is to agree to a visa marriage.
2:25am
(repeat)
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.4, The Body Politic: The Leader of the Opposition and his wife are preparing to move to Number Ten when they find three grisly obstacles under their kitchen floor.
2:30am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Cavity Within
Episode 3: Dentist Marty must take some extreme measures to rustle up some new patients.
2:50am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 2.2, Witness: Two tough detectives are required to go undercover at a monastery. Unable to find any, the Super employes Briggs and Louis.
3:25am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Sitcom about mismatched sisters Tracey and Sharon, and their glamorous friend, Dorien.
5am
(repeat)
For Better Or For Worse
Series 2, Episode 5Iris is lost for words when her fiancé Bernard finds religion.
5:30am
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 2, The Fancy: Tom and Jerry visit a 19th century cockfight and make a special wager.