Schedule Monday 19th March 2012
6am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Insurance MoneySitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
6:30am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 7 - Everybody Is BeautifulThe local beauty contest is getting a lot of attention but Sandra and Carol discover that you don't have to win to be a winner!
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 1 - Come Back Jack Harry TeesdaleReturning home from a happy caravaning weekend, the Teesdales stop and give Compo, Clegg and Seymour a lift home. It soon becomes obvious that Mrs Teesdale is deeply worried about something. Can they help?
7am
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 4 - IdentityRobin has trouble with parallel worlds - there are 232 of him. Then he meets a woman he knew from another life. Confused? He is.
7:30am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 10Geoffrey leaves Marion, but quickly realises he has no idea what to do next or where to stay. At Bayview, Diana demands that Harvey has panic alarms installed in every room - but needless to say he has other ideas!
7:30am
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 6Paul Merton, Liza Tarbuck, Josie Lawrence and Kit Hesketh-Harvey are this week's panellists with Nicholas Parsons at the helm. Which one of them has the greatest gift of the gab?
8am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Insurance MoneySitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Host Kenneth Horne has talks at the BBC, and a celebration of the great British summer.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
Series 1, Episode 3 - LuckThe aspiring actress has lost her lucky socks and is desperate to find them before her next audition.
8:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
8:30am
(repeat)
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 4 - Chicago ClarionShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel edits a newspaper in Chicago.
8:40am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 7 - Everybody Is BeautifulThe local beauty contest is getting a lot of attention but Sandra and Carol discover that you don't have to win to be a winner!
9am30 min
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 3Alex Horne and the band are joined by comedian Isy Suttie and together they explore the theme of travel.
9:10am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 13 - Gardening TimeAt his wife's suggestion, the depot manager has instigated a gardening competition amongst the staff. Blakey's been keeping his own plants around his office for a while so is quick to sign up, but the only other entrant is Jack. With a prize at stake, their rivalry soon heats up!
9:10am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 33 - Camping ChaosThe lives of the sheep are disrupted when an unfriendly camper puts up his tent in their field.
9:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 1 - Come Back Jack Harry TeesdaleReturning home from a happy caravaning weekend, the Teesdales stop and give Compo, Clegg and Seymour a lift home. It soon becomes obvious that Mrs Teesdale is deeply worried about something. Can they help?
9:30am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 2, Direct Action: A man with a tape measure spells trouble for Rabbi Fine.
10am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:40am
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 6 - Going Off The RailsIngrid's wedding is almost here and everyone other than Fletcher is contributing. Damaged pride leads to bad decisions and the temptation of a big job. As best man and father of the bride he needs to get to the wedding on time, but only his conscience stands between him and complete disaster.
11am
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 6 - SnoopergirlReceptionist Sally has been revealing the secrets of the hotel's celebrity guests on her Snoopergirl blog. When top US popstar, Jenny Montenny, comes to stay, Dolly and Jamie join forces to prevent Sally discovering the secret the singer is hiding.
11:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 6 - In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus PositionWesley hopes his hand-crafted trolley and a hill will restore the dispirited Smiler's joie de vivre.
11:30am30 min
Wordaholics
Series 1, Episode 5Jack Whitehall, Milton Jones, Natalie Haynes and Susie Dent join Gyles Brandreth.
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 7 - A Chaise Lounge Too FarGlenda's unwanted anniversary oresent Droves handv when Howard finds himself locked in.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Host Kenneth Horne has talks at the BBC, and a celebration of the great British summer.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 12 - A Kind Of MagicSchool talent contest hopeful, hypnotist Ruby, casts a spell over her school colleagues.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 4 - Chicago ClarionShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel edits a newspaper in Chicago.
12:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 6 - Divided We StandAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
1:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 2 - Here's To You, Mrs BoyceBoycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.
1:20pm30 min
Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 4 - Two Week WobbliesConcerned that Dani will bail out on tonight's gig and go out with Alex instead, Jack and Ruby convince the happy couple both to play it cool. But have they gone too far? Meanwhile, Maisy and Megaboyd have to assemble a multi-gym... with no instructions.
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
2pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 5 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My UncleUncle Albert has been mugged and Del is determined to bring the perpetrators to justice. But is Uncle Albert telling all he knows...?
2pm
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 1With Christine Hamilton on Ian's side and Rod Liddle on Paul's side.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Uncle Mort's Celtic Fringe
Series 2, Episode 3 - Lofoten JonesMort and Carter continue sampling Welsh hospitality, and come across the sex-mad Jones.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 1, Episode 6Harry Enfield and Claudia Winkleman join David Mitchell whilst Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Dave Spikey are on Lee Mack's team.
3:05pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Easter Special - The Easter BunnyEaster is approaching, and whilst the village is struggling to make good on its Lenten fasts, old Mrs Cropley is taken ill. The prognosis is bleak, and she asks the Vicar one final favour before passing into the hereafter...
3:05pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 1 - The Glory HoleFoggy commandeers a bit of wartime nostalgia in the shape of a hole in the road, which has been abandoned by the council. Despite Compo and Clegg's lack of interest, he lays claim to an old siren which he then exchanges for a genuine cedar flagpole.
3:35pm25 min
Diddy Movies
Series 1, Episode 1 - Disaster StrikesThe Diddies are on board the most accident prone aeroplane in the skies. Will they survive violent storms, a shark in the luggage and the captain flushing himself down the loo?
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 6 - Going Off The RailsIngrid's wedding is almost here and everyone other than Fletcher is contributing. Damaged pride leads to bad decisions and the temptation of a big job. As best man and father of the bride he needs to get to the wedding on time, but only his conscience stands between him and complete disaster.
5pm
(repeat)
The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket
Nunton at 70: A 1953 diary uncovers a meaningful anniversary in Billericay.
5:15pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 4 - All Work And No PayGeorge's no-nonsense approach to traffic control has annoyed one too many of his superiors and colleagues, and after a stern talking to - plus some characteristic advice from Jerry - he manages to resign. Needless to say, Mildred is not pleased.
5:15pm30 min
Roy
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Good, The Bad And The RoyRoy finds himself facing a big moral dilemma, when his consciences, Bad Roy and Good Roy, appear to help him with a decision. Their suggestions lead to Roy falling out with Tommy. Is it too late to make up with his best mate?
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 6 - In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus PositionWesley hopes his hand-crafted trolley and a hill will restore the dispirited Smiler's joie de vivre.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 4 - IdentityRobin has trouble with parallel worlds - there are 232 of him. Then he meets a woman he knew from another life. Confused? He is.
5:45pm30 min
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 11The team discovers which animals have jobs, investigates whether twins are magic and finds out if it's possible to marry a house.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 7 - A Chaise Lounge Too FarGlenda's unwanted anniversary oresent Droves handv when Howard finds himself locked in.
6pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 1, Episode 6Harry Enfield and Claudia Winkleman join David Mitchell whilst Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Dave Spikey are on Lee Mack's team.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 5A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 62, Special - India Special 1The first of two episodes of Just A Minute recorded in Mumbai, hosted by Nicholas Parsons, and featuring regulars Paul Merton and Marcus Brigstocke alongside Indian comedians Cyrus Broacha and Anuvab Pal.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 6 - Divided We StandAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 33 - Camping ChaosThe lives of the sheep are disrupted when an unfriendly camper puts up his tent in their field.
7pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 1 - The Glory HoleFoggy commandeers a bit of wartime nostalgia in the shape of a hole in the road, which has been abandoned by the council. Despite Compo and Clegg's lack of interest, he lays claim to an old siren which he then exchanges for a genuine cedar flagpole.
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Host Kenneth Horne has talks at the BBC, and a celebration of the great British summer.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 2 - Here's To You, Mrs BoyceBoycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 4 - Chicago ClarionShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel edits a newspaper in Chicago.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from Britain's favourite sitcom.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm60 min
Dirk Gently
Episode 3Dirk and MacDuff are alarmed to discover that Dirk's old clients are being randomly murdered, with Dirk as the only link.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
10pm30 min
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 5Miss Steepes and Miss Rutherford try to gatecrash Brigadier Burnham's Biannual Ball. Candy and April have a photoshoot on a golf course, and Romeo and Juliet is analysed in an English class by the Teenage Girls.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 2Stephen Mangan hosts the satirical panel game, with guest panellists Kevin Bridges and Bob Ainsworth.
10pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 6Paul Merton, Liza Tarbuck, Josie Lawrence and Kit Hesketh-Harvey are this week's panellists with Nicholas Parsons at the helm. Which one of them has the greatest gift of the gab?
10:30pm
(repeat)
Dirk Gently
Episode 3Dirk and MacDuff are alarmed to discover that Dirk's old clients are being randomly murdered, with Dirk as the only link.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Little Britain Abroad, Episode 1 - Part OneLou and Andy fly to Disneyworld and Vicky Pollard is in a Thai jail for smuggling.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 3Alex Horne and the band are joined by comedian Isy Suttie and together they explore the theme of travel.
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 3Dara, Hugh, Russell and Andy dissect another week, this time with the help of guests Chris Addison, Ed Byrne and Micky Flanagan.
11pm
(repeat)
Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 1, Episode 2Sketch show packed with characters from a non-stop chattering public school girl to an 80-year-old diva.
11pm
(repeat)
The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 5Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis with a mix of topical sketches and stand-up with Matt Forde, Laura Shavin and Mitch Benn.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 5 - Small OpeningSaffron's first play is due to open for a limited run. When Eddy discovers it's autobiographical, she is afraid it will paint her in a bad light and resolves to have the production shut down.
11:15pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 1Ref Corden, captains Redknapp and Flintoff, and regulars Bishop and Thompson are back for a fourth season. Tennis ace Andy Murray and comedian Jason Manford join in the fun.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Starter For 10
Comedy about Brian, a 1980s working class boy stumbling romantically and academically through his first year at Bristol University.
11:30pm
(repeat)
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 2 - Isy SuttieMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present, and is joined in the studio by comic singer/songwriter and Peep Show star Isy Suttie.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:45pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 19 - Hugh Grant, Joanna Page, Jo Brand, David GuettaHugh Grant talks about his love of Leveson and fast cars, Joanna Page says David Cameron is a sweet man, while Jo Brand talks about her surprise acting success and David Guetta confirms he is not dead.
11:50pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 6 - MenopauseA major e-mail mishap leads to an exodus of clients from Eddy's business. Whilst she struggles to salvage a morsel from her TV and PR enterprises, Patsy is diagnosed with osteoporosis, and Saffy forces the pair to attend a meeting of Menopause Anonymous.
11:50pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 6 - Girls On Top SpecialThis week's show sees Alexandra Burke and Hollyoaks star Jorgie Porter joining the teams.
12:05am
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 19 - Hugh Grant, Joanna Page, Jo Brand, David GuettaHugh Grant talks about his love of Leveson and fast cars, Joanna Page says David Cameron is a sweet man, while Jo Brand talks about her surprise acting success and David Guetta confirms he is not dead.
12:05am
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 19 - Hugh Grant, Joanna Page, Jo Brand, David GuettaHugh Grant talks about his love of Leveson and fast cars, Joanna Page says David Cameron is a sweet man, while Jo Brand talks about her surprise acting success and David Guetta confirms he is not dead.
12:15am
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 9, Episode 11The situation underground is perilous for the trapped five and the pressure builds as truths, lies and confessions abound.
12:20am
(repeat)
Starter For 10
Comedy about Brian, a 1980s working class boy stumbling romantically and academically through his first year at Bristol University.
12:30am
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Easter Special - The Easter BunnyEaster is approaching, and whilst the village is struggling to make good on its Lenten fasts, old Mrs Cropley is taken ill. The prognosis is bleak, and she asks the Vicar one final favour before passing into the hereafter...
12:40am50 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 2Stephen Mangan hosts the satirical panel game, with guest panellists Kevin Bridges and Bob Ainsworth.
1:10am
(repeat)
Jo Brand: Barely Live
Live stand-up from Jo Brand, performed at the Adelphi Theatre, London in 2003.
1:10am
(repeat)
Dirk Gently
Episode 3Dirk and MacDuff are alarmed to discover that Dirk's old clients are being randomly murdered, with Dirk as the only link.
1:25am
(repeat)
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 2, Episode 3 - Rude HealthComedian Jo Brand concentrates on health, deviating only to take in the pleasures of smoking and fashion tips for fatties.
1:30am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 8At the Comedy Store tonight are Marlon Davis on Barack Obama, Jason Byrne on getting sex when you're older, Steve Williams on night clubs and Phil Nichol on offending people.
1:30am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 3Dara, Hugh, Russell and Andy dissect another week, this time with the help of guests Chris Addison, Ed Byrne and Micky Flanagan.
2am
(repeat)
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
2am
(repeat)
Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 5 - BonoJust how did Bono meet his three trusty disciples/band members? What did his Dad think of his beliefs that he could really change the world?
2am
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 3Alex Horne and the band are joined by comedian Isy Suttie and together they explore the theme of travel.
2:25am
(repeat)
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
2:25am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Episode 8Actor Martin Freeman hosts. The guests are singer/songwriter Martha Wainwright, Screenwipe's Charlie Brooker and star of The Inbetweeners, Simon Bird. Plus there's the triumphant return of Dappy from N-Dubz.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 2, Direct Action: A man with a tape measure spells trouble for Rabbi Fine.
2:40am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 2, Hostage: It's F.A. Cup Final day and as Louis and Briggs settle in front of the telly with two crates of lager, another fanatic - of the killing kind - escapes from prison.
2:45am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
Stop motion clay animation sitcom observing the antics of the inhabitants of the much sought-after residential property Crapston Villas.
3:20am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Sitcom about mismatched sisters Tracey and Sharon, and their glamorous friend, Dorien.
3:30am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Little Britain Abroad, Episode 1 - Part OneLou and Andy fly to Disneyworld and Vicky Pollard is in a Thai jail for smuggling.
3:45am
(repeat)
Dirk Gently
Episode 3Dirk and MacDuff are alarmed to discover that Dirk's old clients are being randomly murdered, with Dirk as the only link.
5am
(repeat)
The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket
Nunton at 70: A 1953 diary uncovers a meaningful anniversary in Billericay.
5:30am
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 4 - IdentityRobin has trouble with parallel worlds - there are 232 of him. Then he meets a woman he knew from another life. Confused? He is.