Schedule Thursday 15th March 2012
6am
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Sykes
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Stay-At-Home HolidaySitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 5 - Dinner For ThreeSandra finds herself dealing with the problems of other people - especially when it comes to boyfriends and mothers!
7am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 5 - Downhill RacerWith the minimum of improvisation and a few hills, Seymour sets out to prove that ski-ing need not be only a winter sport for the rich.
7am
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Life In London
Episode 1, In Training For A Swell: Cocksure Tom and his country cousin Jerry tour the sprawling post-Regency metropolis.
7:30am
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 8Tom's craving that feeling of youth again. Unfortunately his body is far weaker than his mind, and despite collapsing after a run, he refuses to heed Diana's or the doctor's advice to slow down. Harvey, however, is feeling wonderful about his plans to replace all English-speaking staff with cheap immigrant workers.
7:30am
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It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 3Miles Jupp is joined by Roisin Conaty, Ed Byrne and Richard Madeley as they try to prove how well they know their nearest and dearest. With special guest voice, John Motson.
8am
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Sykes
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Stay-At-Home HolidaySitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8am
(repeat)
The Men From The Ministry
Episode 14.4, Watch This Space: The panic-stricken pen-pushers manage to make Mildred an astronaut by mistake.
8am30 min
The Men From The Ministry
Overseas Episodes, Episode 14 - Watch This SpaceThe panic-stricken pen-pushers manage to make Mildred an astronaut by mistake.
8:20am
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 20 - In The DoghouseBitzer's kennel is accidentally destroyed and the canny canine hopes the farmer will replace it with a new deluxe model. But when he sees his master's clumsy attempt to build a new kennel, Bitzer is so horrified that he packs his bags and leaves home. Shaun, however, hopes to tempt Bitzer to return with the kennel of his dreams.
8:30am
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Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 15 - The King Was In His Counting HouseWhile Mainwaring hosts a party in his house with some of his men, the bank gets bombed. It is up to his troops to make sure that none of the bank's money goes missing.
8:40am
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The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 5 - Dinner For ThreeSandra finds herself dealing with the problems of other people - especially when it comes to boyfriends and mothers!
9am
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9:05am
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George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 1 - Just The JobGeorge, finally, gets a job. Mildred is so shocked and delighted by the news that she requires a stiff drink - but it's not long before she'll be downing glasses for a different reason...
9:10am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 24 - The VisitorA spaceship containing a little green alien crash-lands on the farm, so Shaun and his friends help it out.
9:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 5 - Downhill RacerWith the minimum of improvisation and a few hills, Seymour sets out to prove that ski-ing need not be only a winter sport for the rich.
9:30am
(repeat)
The Cavity Within
Episode 2: Marty settles into the newly privatised dental practice, but where are all the patients?
10am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:40am
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Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 4 - TakahashiMr Takahashi, an extremely rude businessman, comes to stay but Jamie is sure he is actually a Hotel of the Year mystery judge and bends over backwards trying to keep him happy. However, it is actually Dolly, and her mysterious past, that makes Mr Takahashi's day.
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
12pm
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12pm
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The Men From The Ministry
Episode 14.4, Watch This Space: The panic-stricken pen-pushers manage to make Mildred an astronaut by mistake.
12:25pm
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Half Moon Investigations
Episode 10 - The Beiderbeck TapesHalf Moon and Red are determined to get to the bottom of the mystery of a missing exclusive interview tape.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 15 - The King Was In His Counting HouseWhile Mainwaring hosts a party in his house with some of his men, the bank gets bombed. It is up to his troops to make sure that none of the bank's money goes missing.
12:40pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 4 - Live Now, PAYE LaterAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
1:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sex And The CountryMarlene discovers the farmhands concocting a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and manages to sneak a dose into husband Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make-up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girlfriend - until it transpires she's also his teacher.
1:20pm30 min
Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Big SnoozeDani starts sleepwalking and her cousin, Megaboyd insists he can help her - or is he helping himself? Maisy is determined to find out. Meanwhile, Jack and Ruby run competing DJ-exercise classes. Who will burn out first?
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
2pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 9 - Aladdin Gets On Your WickThe sight of a sailboarder slicing through the water gives Foggy an idea. But where can he get a bit of wood big enough for three to stand on?
2:15pm45 min
Interiors
One-off Radio 4 comic drama about home owner Jeffrey Parkin. Written by Johnny Vegas, Stewart Lee and Rob Thirtle.
2:30pm
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Uncle Mort's Celtic Fringe
Series 2, Episode 1 - A Shufti At The ValleysCarter Brandon and his Uncle continue their epic journey through Wales.
2:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Christmas Special - A Royal FlushRodney meets an upper-crust young lady selling paintings down the market and they instantly hit it off. However, when Del finds out that she's Lady Victoria of Malebury, whose father is a cousin of the Queen, he begins to plot the couple's wedding.
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
5pm
(repeat)
For Better Or For Worse
Series 2, Episode 4Bernard is keen to holiday in Burlington, but Iris wants to get fruity in Fuengirola.
5:10pm
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George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 2 - Days Of Beer And RosieA stranger arrives in town, asking after George. It soon becomes apparent that he was conceived during a chance 'encounter' on VE night...
5:15pm30 min
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 9 - MoviemashupamundoSadie accidentally agrees to host a 'frightnight' movie night for Ashlii and Kalisha; unfortunately she's also supposed to be sharing a film night with Danny and Jake. Can she keep all the balls in the air? Or will the frightnight turn her home into a house of horror?
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 1, In Training For A Swell: Cocksure Tom and his country cousin Jerry tour the sprawling post-Regency metropolis.
6pm
(repeat)
6:30pm30 min
It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 4Emma Freud, Tom Wrigglesworth and Shaun Keaveny have to second-guess how their nominees responded to Miles Jupp's questions.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 4 - Live Now, PAYE LaterAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 24 - The VisitorA spaceship containing a little green alien crash-lands on the farm, so Shaun and his friends help it out.
7pm
(repeat)
The Men From The Ministry
Episode 14.4, Watch This Space: The panic-stricken pen-pushers manage to make Mildred an astronaut by mistake.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sex And The CountryMarlene discovers the farmhands concocting a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and manages to sneak a dose into husband Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make-up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girlfriend - until it transpires she's also his teacher.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 15 - The King Was In His Counting HouseWhile Mainwaring hosts a party in his house with some of his men, the bank gets bombed. It is up to his troops to make sure that none of the bank's money goes missing.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 9 - Aladdin Gets On Your WickThe sight of a sailboarder slicing through the water gives Foggy an idea. But where can he get a bit of wood big enough for three to stand on?
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 7Russell Howard gives his take on some of the key stories of the week as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked items that have caught his eye during his forensic trawl through newspapers, websites, TV and radio shows.
9pm30 min
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 4 - Man Of The MomentJamie's and Laura's parents meet for lunch to discuss the future of their families. Laura and Jamie are rightly apprehensive about a family summit, but even they couldn't have foreseen how badly it would go.
9:30pm30 min
White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Ones That Got AwayOllie inadvertently arranges a date with an old flame, Emma discovers that Tony has managed to get a date of his own, and Darren is left alone to work for a client with whom he shares a bitter past.
10pm
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Rich Hall: Hell No I Ain't Happy
Stand-up and music from American comedian Rich Hall, including songs from his country and western singer alter-ego Otis Lee Crenshaw.
10pm30 min
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 2 - Drama & WeatherThis week Sarah Millican looks at costume drama, with special reference to zombies, and meets distinguished actor Simon Callow, plus Downton Abbey star Phyllis Logan.
10pm
(repeat)
10pm
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It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 3Miles Jupp is joined by Roisin Conaty, Ed Byrne and Richard Madeley as they try to prove how well they know their nearest and dearest. With special guest voice, John Motson.
10pm
(repeat)
Dirk Gently
Episode 2With business far from booming, Dirk and MacDuff style themselves as holistic security consultants and return to the university that expelled Dirk for cheating twenty years earlier.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 6 - Girls On Top SpecialThis week's show sees Alexandra Burke and Hollyoaks star Jorgie Porter joining the teams.
10pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 1 - From HellWhile boss Douglas does his best to run Reynholm Industries into the ground, Jen has to deal with a builder from Hell, Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 1Russell Howard is back for a third series of his hit BBC Three show. The mystery guest is Colin Furze, who souped up a mobility scooter to reach 69mph. The Good News Extra stand-up is Jimmy McGhie.
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 6, Episode 4The Newsjack team deal with the Lib Dem conference, David Cameron's trip to America, and the big news story of the week - an owl stuck in a pipe.
10:30pm
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PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 4 - Bear Bad ManIt's 'Super Sales Wednesday', otherwise known as a 'Family Fun Day' to the annoyed staff of PhoneShop Sutton. As if that wasn't enough, the threatened arrival of a security guard casts a shadow over the day.
10:40pm
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Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 1 - Chris AddisonThe Thick Of It's Chris Addison returns home to perform at the Manchester Palace Theatre, supported by Craig Campbell and Jo Enright.
11pm
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Revolting People
Series 3, Episode 2 - A Kiss Is Just A KissInto all comedy serials, a Casablanca spoof cometh. Sam and McGurk help an old flame. A Swedish lady called Ingrid.
11pm
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Stella
Series 1, Episode 10Luke prepares to move to Canada, while Stella must decide between Sean and Rob. Who will she choose? James Corden guest stars.
11pm
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Pete Versus Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - Older WomanPete meets an attractive older lady at an art auction, and they hit it off. But being a 'toy boy' results in complications.
11:05pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 5 - CardiganGary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student friends. Then, to cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office.
11:15pm
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Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
London-based gangster comedy movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Eddie and his three friends find enough money to take on Hatchet Harry in a poker game.
11:20pm
(repeat)
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 2 - Drama & WeatherThis week Sarah Millican looks at costume drama, with special reference to zombies, and meets distinguished actor Simon Callow, plus Downton Abbey star Phyllis Logan.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Think The Unthinkable
Series 2, Episode 5 - NambitreaRyan has an unexpected stay at a Bangkok prison as the rest of the team end up flying around the world chasing their luggage.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 7Russell Howard gives his take on some of the key stories of the week as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked items that have caught his eye during his forensic trawl through newspapers, websites, TV and radio shows.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Christmas Special, Knowing Me, Knowing Yule... with Alan Partridge: Set in a replica of his house in Norwich, Alan hosts an evening of top jollity with special guests and a very big cracker.
Midnight
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The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 2, Episode 10 - Kiefer Sutherland, Amanda Seyfried, Paul WellerJonathan Ross welcomes Kiefer Sutherland and Mamma Mia! actress Amanda Seyfried. There is also music from rock legend Paul Weller.
12:30am
(repeat)
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 4 - Man Of The MomentJamie's and Laura's parents meet for lunch to discuss the future of their families. Laura and Jamie are rightly apprehensive about a family summit, but even they couldn't have foreseen how badly it would go.
12:40am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 5 - CardiganGary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student friends. Then, to cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office.
12:40am
(repeat)
1am
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White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Ones That Got AwayOllie inadvertently arranges a date with an old flame, Emma discovers that Tony has managed to get a date of his own, and Darren is left alone to work for a client with whom he shares a bitter past.
1:15am
(repeat)
Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live
Alan Carr recorded this live perfomance at the Hammersmith Apollo in May 2007 to a sell-out audience. Alan talks about childhood and adolescence.
1:20am
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Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
A selection of episodes featuring sketches and stand-up from Jo Brand.
1:20am
(repeat)
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 1 - Chris AddisonThe Thick Of It's Chris Addison returns home to perform at the Manchester Palace Theatre, supported by Craig Campbell and Jo Enright.
1:40am
(repeat)
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
2am
(repeat)
2:05am
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Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 3 - Peter André And JordanThe fairytale relationship of Peter André and Jordan (aka Katie Price) is finally told in this revealing look behind the scenes of their romance.
2:20am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 4, Acting Constables: Louis and Briggs take centre stage when they join the cast and crew of a TV drama as technical advisers. However, they fail to notice the real-life drama being acted out behind the scenes.
2:30am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Episode 9Little Britain's David Walliams hosts, with team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding. Guests include Lord of the Rings star Andy Serkis, Gareth Malone from BBC Two's The Choir, Swedish pop star Basshunter and comedian Josie Long.
2:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 1Russell Howard is back for a third series of his hit BBC Three show. The mystery guest is Colin Furze, who souped up a mobility scooter to reach 69mph. The Good News Extra stand-up is Jimmy McGhie.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Cavity Within
Episode 2: Marty settles into the newly privatised dental practice, but where are all the patients?
2:45am
(repeat)
Crapston Villas
Larry and Robbie have a row when Larry's son arrives.
3am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Sitcom about mismatched sisters Tracey and Sharon, and their glamorous friend, Dorien.
3:55am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 6Miss Single offers to slip into something less comfortable in a furniture shop; Technophobe toys with a car mechanic; and a camera gets broken in the artist's studio.
5am
(repeat)
For Better Or For Worse
Series 2, Episode 4Bernard is keen to holiday in Burlington, but Iris wants to get fruity in Fuengirola.
5:30am
(repeat)
Life In London
Episode 1, In Training For A Swell: Cocksure Tom and his country cousin Jerry tour the sprawling post-Regency metropolis.