Schedule Wednesday 14th March 2012
6am
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Sykes
Series 7, Episode 2 - Fanny-By-GaslightSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 4 - Love Is A Many Stupid ThingLove & peace between man & beast is Sandra's new cause. But love & peace between man & Sandra causes trouble for The Liver Birds.
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 4 - That Certain SmileCompo, Clegg and Seymour accept the near impossible challenge of bringing a smile to the face of the hospitalised Clem Hemingway. Maybe if they were to bring in his little dog Bess...
7am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 2, Facelift fracas: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
7:30am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 7Diana gets involved - with only good intentions - in Basil and Betty's love life, with potentially disastrous results. Meanwhile, Harvey's keen that Bayview plays its part in a nationwide 'Glamorous Grannies' search with a top prize.
7:30am
(repeat)
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Stand-up comedy with Stephen K Amos and guests, themed around various topics related to life.
8am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 7, Episode 2 - Fanny-By-GaslightSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8am
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 6 - Michelangelo 'AncockAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:20am
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 19 - Two's CompanyShaun is smitten when a bedraggled new sheep lands among the flock. After a wash in the sheep dip, the newcomer turns out to be quite attractive and Shaun immediately falls head over hoof for her. While Bitzer goes on a journey to find her rightful owner, the flock are kept amused by Shaun's romantic antics.
8:30am
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches feature Doxon of Dick Green and a troop of Beefeaters.
8:40am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 4 - Love Is A Many Stupid ThingLove & peace between man & beast is Sandra's new cause. But love & peace between man & Sandra causes trouble for The Liver Birds.
9am
(repeat)
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 6: Edward and Tabitha finally face their foe - Colonel Brad.
9:10am
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 6 - Life With FatherIt's a sad day for George as he takes his father to a retirement home. But it's worse for Mildred when he's thrown out and ends up living with them!
9:10am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 37 - Heavy Metal ShaunWill metal detectors reveal anything interesting to Shaun and Bitzer?
9:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 4 - That Certain SmileCompo, Clegg and Seymour accept the near impossible challenge of bringing a smile to the face of the hospitalised Clem Hemingway. Maybe if they were to bring in his little dog Bess...
10am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:40am
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Going Straight
Episode 3 - Going SourRescuing a damsel in distress is just the thing to raise Fletcher's spirits. But when the damsel in question is a teenage runaway who can't stop herself stealing, Fletch's faith in human nature is likely to take a severe battering.
11am
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 3 - The MusicalJamie decides to stage a Hotel Trubble Musical and then does not cast Dolly in a lead role. Fuming, Dolly blows the hotel emergency fund on employing Lord Andrew Lloyd-Blubber to put on a rival show. Will the staff fall out permenantly or will Lenny's song, Fingers in your Face, save the day?
11:15am
(repeat)
Have Your Cake
Episode 6 - Unusual Christening CakeThe cake club is preparing for the christening of Chrissie's baby, but both Tess and Maggie are struggling with secrets that could change everything.
11:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 10 - The Coming Of The BeastTruly tells Billy Ingleton that there is a tiger on the loose.
11:30am
(repeat)
Shedtown
Series 1, Episode 1 - Something's Gonna ChangeIt's the works day out for the workers of Blakeley Industrial Museum - and something's got to change.
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
12pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 6 - Michelangelo 'AncockAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:25pm
(repeat)
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 9 - President HerodHalf Moon and his investigating partner, former bad boy, Red Sharkey try to discover who is behind a nasty smear campaign.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches feature Doxon of Dick Green and a troop of Beefeaters.
12:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
1:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.
1:20pm30 min
Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 1 - Crush And BurnDani has a crush on new co-star Alex, but can't help insulting him at every turn, so Ruby tries playing Cupid. Meanwhile, Maisy tries taking Ben's mind off missing Max by curing Jack's hiccups with some wild remedies.
1:20pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
2pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 8 - There Are Gypsies At The Bottom Of Our GardenFoggy identifies the sound of a giant woodpecker and exploits this natural wonder.
2:15pm45 min
On Mardle Fen
Series 4, Episode 3 - Goose FeathersWarwick is after a celebrity endorsement for the restaurant, but just who does he consider to be a celebrity? And would Jack want them in the restaurant? Meanwhile a silent guest turns up in the restaurant and mysteriously disappears.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Uncle Mort's Celtic Fringe
Series 1, Episode 5 - What A ScreechCarter helps his uncle to look up an old flame, but they are surprised by what they find.
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 3 - Going SourRescuing a damsel in distress is just the thing to raise Fletcher's spirits. But when the damsel in question is a teenage runaway who can't stop herself stealing, Fletch's faith in human nature is likely to take a severe battering.
5pm
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 13 - Hidden TreasureSigns and portents for Pike and Hodges suggest there be hidden treasure at the pier.
5:10pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 1 - Just The JobGeorge, finally, gets a job. Mildred is so shocked and delighted by the news that she requires a stiff drink - but it's not long before she'll be downing glasses for a different reason...
5:15pm30 min
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 8 - BridesmaidamundoWhen Sadie interferes in her aunt's wedding, she discovers an uncomfortable truth from the past.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 10 - The Coming Of The BeastTruly tells Billy Ingleton that there is a tiger on the loose.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 2, Facelift fracas: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
6:30pm30 min
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 2 - First ImpressionsCraig Campbell joins Stephen K Amos to offer an idiot's guide to the topic of First Impressions.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 37 - Heavy Metal ShaunWill metal detectors reveal anything interesting to Shaun and Bitzer?
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 6 - Michelangelo 'AncockAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 4The Teenage Girls try to catch the bus home but are distracted by two boys. Meanwhile, Colin Firth is humble, and Julio Iglesias is reunited with his son Enrique for a chat and a song.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches feature Doxon of Dick Green and a troop of Beefeaters.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 8 - There Are Gypsies At The Bottom Of Our GardenFoggy identifies the sound of a giant woodpecker and exploits this natural wonder.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
9pm
(repeat)
Keeping Mum
Black comedy starring Rowan Atkinson & Maggie Smith. A family's sweet new housekeeper solves their problems... but she's a serial killer.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 2Frank Skinner hosts tonight's edition with guests Reginald D. Hunter and Janet Street-Porter.
9:15pm
(repeat)
Have Your Cake
Episode 6 - Unusual Christening CakeThe cake club is preparing for the christening of Chrissie's baby, but both Tess and Maggie are struggling with secrets that could change everything.
10pm
(repeat)
Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour
Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.
10pm30 min
Roger & Val Have Just Got In
Series 2, Episode 6 - The GiftSomething arrives that will change Roger and Val's lives forever.
10pm
(repeat)
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 6Alexander Armstrong is joined by Russell Kane, Andy Parsons and Steve Punt for the last episode in the series.
10pm
(repeat)
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Stand-up comedy with Stephen K Amos and guests, themed around various topics related to life.
10pm45 min
10 O'Clock Live
Series 2, Episode 6Lauren, Jimmy, David and Charlie are back to look over another week's news events.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Ross Noble Goes Global
Series 2, Episode 4 - MilanIn Milan, Ross discovers that the people refuse to stop talking into their mobile phones and finds that every impressive building he tries to visit is covered in scaffolding.
10:40pm
(repeat)
10:45pm
(repeat)
The Indian Doctor
Series 2, Episode 2 - ImmunityDr Prem Sharma finds himself under pressure to track down and save Dan before it is too late.
10:45pm30 min
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 6 - Big IssuesKevin tackles some of the big issues that have also inspired his funniest stand-up.
11pm15 min
Tim Key's Poetry Programme
Series 1, Episode 4 - SuperstitionTim considers the concept of superstition via another of his poetic works, with accompaniment by Tom Basden on xylophone.
11pm
(repeat)
Edge Falls
Series 1, Episode 4A man in a monkey suit, a Spirit of the Blitz theme and a hostage situation. Can Mick save Sonya from a fate worse than working at the Retail Village?
11pm
(repeat)
The Story Of Light Entertainment
Episode 6 - ImpressionistsThis edition looks at impressionists, 60 years ago the poor relations of comedians, but since the 1960s they have continually pushed boundaries in an attempt to make us laugh.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.3, Prison Visitor: Linda has a date with a serial killer in prison. But she's unprepared when he escapes to be with her!
11:15pm15 min
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 1, Episode 4 - About DatingNathan Caton struggles with his family, who disapprove not only of his career, but also of his girlfriend. Can he persuade them to accept either?
11:20pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 3Derek Faye meets Bonnie Langford, Lauren receives a proposal, Nan has a new neighbour from upstairs and Bernie's brothers and sisters from Ireland come for a visit.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 6 - Big IssuesKevin tackles some of the big issues that have also inspired his funniest stand-up.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Any Bloke
Episode 3, Little Porkies: Can Martha trick Phil into revealing the truth about his mate Liam?
11:50pm
(repeat)
French And Saunders
Dawn and Jennifer update some classic films in their own inimitable style. Here, the movies up for affectionate parody include Gone with the Wind. Plus a tribute to Ingmar Bergman.
Midnight
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 4Gingers For Justice take to the rooftops, Lauren causes trouble in science class and The Aga Saga Woman and her children are terrified when a mechanic brings over a courtesy car whilst her Land Rover is being repaired.
12:20am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 2Frank Skinner hosts tonight's edition with guests Reginald D. Hunter and Janet Street-Porter.
12:25am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 3 - Stage FrightRaquel makes a return visit to cabaret singing when Del gets her a chance booking. But her singing partner has a limited repertoire and Del is soon to find out why!...
12:40am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 5 - DrunkJonny is reeling after being chatted up by Louise's Dad. He decides to become more macho, but his plan backfires with shocking consequences. Louise is feeling let down by her Dad and becomes a really bad alcoholic. And Donna refuses to have Gaz's baby, leaving him only one option for getting the child he longs for.
1:05am
(repeat)
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 3 - Edinburgh... In ScotlandTwelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.
1:35am
(repeat)
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 2, Episode 5 - Unhappy FamiliesJo Brand shares her views on children, parents and the perils of a strict upbringing - something put to the test by going to see Last Tango In Paris and producing a black boyfriend.
1:35am
(repeat)
White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 3 - CupboardWhen Darren fails to turn up for work Ollie, Liz and Tony must investigate his whereabouts, unravelling an action-packed mystery which leaves Emma to deal with Ollie's move into his new flat by herself.
2am
(repeat)
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 6: Edward and Tabitha finally face their foe - Colonel Brad.
2:05am
(repeat)
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Bit RaceyComedian Jo Brand shares her thoughts on her Maltese holiday, Bernard Manning, and racist cabbies. The Drudge Squad investigate a murder in a village run by the Klu Klux Klan and Meera Syal tries to organise an arranged marriage for Jo.
2:30am
(repeat)
French And Saunders
Dawn and Jennifer update some classic films in their own inimitable style. Here, the movies up for affectionate parody include Gone with the Wind. Plus a tribute to Ingmar Bergman.
2:35am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 3, Teed Off: The Detectives take to the fairway to investigate suspected arms dealer and keen golfer Johnny McKenna. With a promotion up for grabs, the pair are keen to impress their boss.
3:10am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 6 - Holy GroundAn unexpected letter prompts Sharon and Tracey to visit Ireland to hear a will being read and Dorien, who has just bought an Irish racehorse, decides to go too.
4:15am
(repeat)
Have Your Cake
Episode 6 - Unusual Christening CakeThe cake club is preparing for the christening of Chrissie's baby, but both Tess and Maggie are struggling with secrets that could change everything.
5am
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 13 - Hidden TreasureSigns and portents for Pike and Hodges suggest there be hidden treasure at the pier.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 2, Facelift fracas: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.