Schedule Wednesday 14th March 2012
1:20pm30 min
Dani's House
Series 5, Episode 1 - Crush And BurnDani has a crush on new co-star Alex, but can't help insulting him at every turn, so Ruby tries playing Cupid. Meanwhile, Maisy tries taking Ben's mind off missing Max by curing Jack's hiccups with some wild remedies.
2:15pm45 min
On Mardle Fen
Series 4, Episode 3 - Goose FeathersWarwick is after a celebrity endorsement for the restaurant, but just who does he consider to be a celebrity? And would Jack want them in the restaurant? Meanwhile a silent guest turns up in the restaurant and mysteriously disappears.
5:15pm30 min
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 8 - BridesmaidamundoWhen Sadie interferes in her aunt's wedding, she discovers an uncomfortable truth from the past.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
6:30pm30 min
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 2 - First ImpressionsCraig Campbell joins Stephen K Amos to offer an idiot's guide to the topic of First Impressions.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 4The Teenage Girls try to catch the bus home but are distracted by two boys. Meanwhile, Colin Firth is humble, and Julio Iglesias is reunited with his son Enrique for a chat and a song.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 2Frank Skinner hosts tonight's edition with guests Reginald D. Hunter and Janet Street-Porter.
10pm30 min
Roger & Val Have Just Got In
Series 2, Episode 6 - The GiftSomething arrives that will change Roger and Val's lives forever.
10pm
(repeat)
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 6Alexander Armstrong is joined by Russell Kane, Andy Parsons and Steve Punt for the last episode in the series.
10pm45 min
10 O'Clock Live
Series 2, Episode 6Lauren, Jimmy, David and Charlie are back to look over another week's news events.
10:40pm
(repeat)
10:45pm30 min
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 6 - Big IssuesKevin tackles some of the big issues that have also inspired his funniest stand-up.
11pm15 min
Tim Key's Poetry Programme
Series 1, Episode 4 - SuperstitionTim considers the concept of superstition via another of his poetic works, with accompaniment by Tom Basden on xylophone.
11pm
(repeat)
The Story Of Light Entertainment
Episode 6 - ImpressionistsThis edition looks at impressionists, 60 years ago the poor relations of comedians, but since the 1960s they have continually pushed boundaries in an attempt to make us laugh.
11:10pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.3, Prison Visitor: Linda has a date with a serial killer in prison. But she's unprepared when he escapes to be with her!
11:15pm15 min
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 1, Episode 4 - About DatingNathan Caton struggles with his family, who disapprove not only of his career, but also of his girlfriend. Can he persuade them to accept either?
11:50pm
(repeat)
French And Saunders
Dawn and Jennifer update some classic films in their own inimitable style. Here, the movies up for affectionate parody include Gone with the Wind. Plus a tribute to Ingmar Bergman.