Schedule Tuesday 13th March 2012
6am
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Sykes
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Drop OutSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 3 - You've Got To LaughCarol is determined to take Sandra's mind of her worries, but her best efforts are undermined by her Uncle Billy (deceased).
7am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 3 - Dancing FeetAn afternoon in the country in Wesley's car proves to be very hard on the feet...
7:30am
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 6Marion's taken on Sam's beauty shop franchise and feeling the pressure of his hard business acumen. Diana, meanwhile, is hospitalised with a severe pelvic fracture after a fall at the home, but she'll be damned if she's going to miss her neice's wedding.
7:30am
(repeat)
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 7, Episode 3 - ArthurishArthur sets off to run an ill friend's bar in Spain. To make life easier, for him and everyone else, he attempts to invent his own language. Now, if only he can navigate the airport and get to Spain.
8am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Drop OutSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8am
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 7.4, The MacReekie Rising of '74: Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 18 - Cat Got Your Brain?Two bungling alien scientists transport Pidsley the cat and Shaun aboard their flying saucer.
8:30am
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 11, Count Down: Terry helps stressed Bob prepare for his wedding.
8:40am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 3 - You've Got To LaughCarol is determined to take Sandra's mind of her worries, but her best efforts are undermined by her Uncle Billy (deceased).
9am
(repeat)
The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 4Topical comedy with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis. With Jon Holmes, Lloyd Langford, Lucy Montgomery and Mitch Benn.
9:10am
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George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Delivery ManWith Jeffrey away, it's inevitable that Anne will go into labour. Luckily George is on hand, motorbike, sidecar and all...
9:10am
(repeat)
9:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 3 - Dancing FeetAn afternoon in the country in Wesley's car proves to be very hard on the feet...
9:30am
(repeat)
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 1 - Steve BrownMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present, and is joined in the studio by Steve Brown.
10am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:40am
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Going Straight
Episode 2 - Going To Be AlrightFletcher pays his first visit to his parole officer to break bad news about his domestic circumstances: when he gets home he's surprised to discover eldest daughter Ingrid has taken up with his old cellmate Godber and son Raymond barely speaks to him. But even these woes can't keep Fletcher's mind from getting to his buried nest egg.
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 2 - Dragon's DenThe gang are ecstatic when fearsome businessman Duncan Banana-Time agrees to film the final of his famous TV show at the hotel - as long as nothing annoys him in any way. Unfortunately, a very irritating autograph hunter checks in.
11:15am
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Have Your Cake
Episode 5 - Lady's CakeTess and Nicky face temptation and bad news during a terrible storm. Maggie is confronted by a ghost from her past.
11:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 8 - A White Sweater And A Solicitor's LetterA letter intended for Compo interests the town and terrifies his son, Tom.
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 9 - Why Is Barry At An Angle?Barry finds promotion at the building society brings problems.
12pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 7.4, The MacReekie Rising of '74: Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back.
12:25pm
(repeat)
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 8 - Sick NoteRed has to work alone on the latest Moon investigation and ace reporter Mia is temporarily recruited into The Pinks. Mia discovers that being in the gang isn't as appealing as she had thought.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 11, Count Down: Terry helps stressed Bob prepare for his wedding.
12:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Star Is BornAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
1pm
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What The Dickens?
Series 1, Episode 4This week team captains Tim Brooke-Taylor and Dave Gorman are joined by fellow funny men Dom Joly and Rich Hall.
1:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hay FeverMarlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when bull Rocky fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam.
2pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 7 - Concerto For Solo BicycleFoggy comes up with an unusual idea for bicycle safety underwear when he collides with a speeding Compo.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Uncle Mort's Celtic Fringe
Series 1, Episode 4 - Seeing ThingsAs Carter and his uncle journey through Wales, strange apparitions disturb their picnic.
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:30pm30 min
Pixelface
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Dogs Of WarAethelwynne has a devilish goblin puzzle lock to solve, but cannot concentrate while the excitable puppies from an online dog show run riot in the console. Rex tries to make Alexia's dream of winning the contest a reality.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 2 - Going To Be AlrightFletcher pays his first visit to his parole officer to break bad news about his domestic circumstances: when he gets home he's surprised to discover eldest daughter Ingrid has taken up with his old cellmate Godber and son Raymond barely speaks to him. But even these woes can't keep Fletcher's mind from getting to his buried nest egg.
5pm
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 2.4, The Opium of the People: It may be Glorious Reindeer Day, but light bulbs and tolerance are in short supply.
5:10pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 6 - Life With FatherIt's a sad day for George as he takes his father to a retirement home. But it's worse for Mildred when he's thrown out and ends up living with them!
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 8 - A White Sweater And A Solicitor's LetterA letter intended for Compo interests the town and terrifies his son, Tom.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 9 - Why Is Barry At An Angle?Barry finds promotion at the building society brings problems.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Hit sketch show based on surprising facts from world history, inspired by the hit children's book series.
6:30pm30 min
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 7, Episode 4 - The ArrivalArthur arrives in Spain to run an ill friend's bar. Struggling with the language and culture, Arthur enlists the help of his taxi driver as he puts on his first event, with Arthur himself leading the singing on the Karaoke.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Star Is BornAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:45pm
(repeat)
7pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
Episode 7.4, The MacReekie Rising of '74: Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hay FeverMarlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when bull Rocky fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Episode 11, Count Down: Terry helps stressed Bob prepare for his wedding.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 7 - Concerto For Solo BicycleFoggy comes up with an unusual idea for bicycle safety underwear when he collides with a speeding Compo.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:30pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 6Harry is rather intrigued by the money-saving tips in SuperScrimpers, and surprised by Make Bradford British. But which is better, Zeus or juice?
9:15pm
(repeat)
Have Your Cake
Episode 5 - Lady's CakeTess and Nicky face temptation and bad news during a terrible storm. Maggie is confronted by a ghost from her past.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Chance Of A LunchtimeRaquel attends an audition and, despite Del's help, she gets the part. But fortune has a knack of spoiling the best laid plans...
10pm
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 7The threesome prepares for Alice's 'Final Push Party' with some questionable costume choices from the boys...
10pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 2The presenter is Catherine Tate, with guests Howard Marks, Badly Drawn Boy, Katy Wix and Tulisa Contostavlos.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
(repeat)
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 7, Episode 3 - ArthurishArthur sets off to run an ill friend's bar in Spain. To make life easier, for him and everyone else, he attempts to invent his own language. Now, if only he can navigate the airport and get to Spain.
10pm
Mark Lawson Talks To Frank Skinner
Mark Lawson talks to Frank Skinner about a career that has made him one of the most successful comedians of his generation. Lawson explores what drove him to succeed in stand-up, broadcasting, writing and even a No 1 hit single with the football anthem Three Lions. Skinner also talks candidly about his personal life, including his former alcoholism and reputation as a womaniser.
10pm60 min
Shameless
Series 9, Episode 11The situation underground is perilous for the trapped five and the pressure builds as truths, lies and confessions abound.
10:30pm
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 3 - Edinburgh... In ScotlandTwelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Linda Smith's A Brief History Of Timewasting
Series 2, Episode 4With London house prices going stratospheric in the East End, Linda gets a valuation.
10:30pm
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Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 7 - BBQ BreakdownFantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, while Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.
10:35pm
(repeat)
The Indian Doctor
Series 2, Episode 1 - Foreign BodiesDr Prem Sharma and his wife Kamini nervously await the arrival of his dreaded mother-in-law, Pushpa.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Benidorm
Series 5, Episode 3Mick is horrified that his nice-but-dim brother Pete is due in Benidorm with crusty dad Stan for a stag party.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
11pm30 min
The History Plays
Episode 4 - O Salutaris Hostia, DianaAn argumentative married couple ponder their lives and lost son as they wait for Princess Diana's funeral cortege. With Toby Jones and Imelda Staunton.
11pm
(repeat)
The Flight Of The Conchords
Episode 1: The Kiwi novelty music duo arrive in the English capital.
11pm
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 1Karl pitches a bizarre idea for a film, in which the comatose hero, played by 'Clive Warren', has his brain transplanted into his widow's head.
11:10pm
(repeat)
French And Saunders
2003 Christmas Special: Dawn and Jennifer pay homage to Madonna and Britney, Rosemary and Thyme, and free running.
11:30pm
(repeat)
The House Of The Spirit Levels
Episode 1, To Begin at the End: Nick Revell's bizarre comedy finds our hero Tony grappling with the Russian Mafia - and the gorgeous Natassia.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 2Karl imagines what life would be like if he had a doppelgänger.
Midnight
(repeat)
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 1, Episode 4Another battle of the sexes, Jo Brand style. Ex-boxer Barry McGuigan puts in an appearance and is assaulted by a posse of women. Jo feels the burn after her exercise routine.
12:35am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Chance Of A LunchtimeRaquel attends an audition and, despite Del's help, she gets the part. But fortune has a knack of spoiling the best laid plans...
1am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
1:10am
(repeat)
Jack Dee Live In London
Filmed at London's Gielgud Theatre on the final night of a mammoth UK tour, see Jack Dee at the top of his game and the pinnacle of his profession.
1:20am
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 3Derek Faye meets Bonnie Langford, Lauren receives a proposal, Nan has a new neighbour from upstairs and Bernie's brothers and sisters from Ireland come for a visit.
1:30am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 12Jason Byrne on marriage and annoying his wife, Lloyd Langford on the recession, Jo Caulfield on relationships and Dave Fulton on the police.
1:30am
(repeat)
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
1:45am
(repeat)
French And Saunders
[u]2003[/y] Christmas Special: Dawn and Jennifer pay homage to Madonna and Britney, Rosemary and Thyme, and free running.
1:55am
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 4Gingers For Justice take to the rooftops, Lauren causes trouble in science class and The Aga Saga Woman and her children are terrified when a mechanic brings over a courtesy car whilst her Land Rover is being repaired.
2am
(repeat)
The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 4Topical comedy with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis. With Jon Holmes, Lloyd Langford, Lucy Montgomery and Mitch Benn.
2:25am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 5 - DrunkJonny is reeling after being chatted up by Louise's Dad. He decides to become more macho, but his plan backfires with shocking consequences. Louise is feeling let down by her Dad and becomes a really bad alcoholic. And Donna refuses to have Gaz's baby, leaving him only one option for getting the child he longs for.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 1, What the Butler Saw: When the Earl of Lisson is murdered in his shower Briggs and Louis are put on the case. With only half a dozen suspects staying at the Earl's stately home, who can it be?
2:30am
(repeat)
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 3 - Edinburgh... In ScotlandTwelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 1 - Steve BrownMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present, and is joined in the studio by Steve Brown.
2:35am
(repeat)
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 1, Episode 4Another battle of the sexes, Jo Brand style. Ex-boxer Barry McGuigan puts in an appearance and is assaulted by a posse of women. Jo feels the burn after her exercise routine.
2:45am
(repeat)
Meet The Parents
Series 1, Episode 1 - HeadmasterA boyfriend must last the entire evening at his girlfriend's parent's house. Unbeknown to the boyfriend, everyone at the house is an actor doing their upmost to make the evening as uncomfortable as possible.
3am
(repeat)
Churchill: The Hollywood Years
Satirical comedy in which Winston Churchill is portrayed as a no-nonsense American GI. Starring Christian Slater, Neve Campbell and Jon Culshaw.
3:10am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 5 - NuptialsAs the day of Garth's wedding dawns, a depressed Dorien informs Sharon and Tracey that she has no intention of attending the ceremony. Then Darryl's father Les arrives and suggests that he should move in with them.
4:15am
(repeat)
Have Your Cake
Episode 5 - Lady's CakeTess and Nicky face temptation and bad news during a terrible storm. Maggie is confronted by a ghost from her past.
5am
(repeat)
Flying The Flag
Episode 2.4, The Opium of the People: It may be Glorious Reindeer Day, but light bulbs and tolerance are in short supply.