Schedule Monday 12th March 2012
6:20am
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The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 2 - Look After The Children ...Sandra has managed to convince Carol that her parents are the ideal couple and so she is aghast when she hears that her mother has gone missing!
6:50am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 2 - The Treasure Of The DeepThe ornate piece of silver that Compo accidentally hauls from the canal is quickly identified by Seymour as being part of a candlestick - Georgian with strong continental influence - and probably part of some thieves' haul thrown into the water in panic. If Seymour can recover the rest of the loot and return it to its rightful owner, he might be accepted by the County set.
7am
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Married
Series 2, Episode 3 - BetrayalDivorced and penniless though he may be, Robin is about to discover that life can be sweet in his new universe - even if it is at someone else's expense.
7:20am
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 5After an uncharacteristically blunt interjection from Tom, Jane transforms herself into a 'beauty queen' in order to attract Harvey's attention. Meanwhile, Sarah arrives with news that she is engaged to be married to entrepreneur Sam Parry.
7:30am
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Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons presents the long-running panel game. Sue Perkins, Charles Collingwood, Julian Clary and Paul Merton compete to see who has the greatest gift of the gab.
7:50am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 6, Episode 7 - Television FilmSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8am
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Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne calls in the plumber - and the history of communication.
8:20am
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 17 - Party AnimalsThe farmer throws a fancy-dress house party for his birthday. When Bitzer loses all the invitations, however, Shaun saves the day again. Disguised in their own ingenious costumes, the sheep stand in as the guests and have a good old knees-up. But can they fool the farmer into believing he is surrounded by his friends?
8:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 2 - Look After The Children ...Sandra has managed to convince Carol that her parents are the ideal couple and so she is aghast when she hears that her mother has gone missing!
8:30am
(repeat)
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Tour BusShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel starts a bus tour of New York.
9am30 min
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 2The band are joined by Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee guest Nick Helm, and explore the relationship between man and dog and dinosaurs and puns.
9:05am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 12 - Friends In High PlacesThe canteen's cook, Mrs. Webb, is worse than awful and when confronted about her culinary skills promptly quits, leaving Blakey in the lurch. He recommends Mrs. Butler as her replacement to the area manager - and when she comes for an interview, it seems the two are old friends...
9:10am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 2 - The Treasure Of The DeepThe ornate piece of silver that Compo accidentally hauls from the canal is quickly identified by Seymour as being part of a candlestick - Georgian with strong continental influence - and probably part of some thieves' haul thrown into the water in panic. If Seymour can recover the rest of the loot and return it to its rightful owner, he might be accepted by the County set.
9:10am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 22 - Sheep On The LooseWhile the sheep visit the fair, can Bitzer convince the farmer that everything's normal?
9:30am
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The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 1, The Bar Mitzvah: Three rabbis at one party sparks a recipe for disaster.
9:50am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:30am
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Going Straight
Episode 1 - Going HomeNorman Stanley Fletcher is out of prison and determined to go straight but no-one seems to believe him. Certainly not senior prison officer Mackay who he ends up sharing the train home with. And as normal for Fletch, temptation and trouble are never far away.
11am
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Blithe Spirit
Film based on the stage hit by Noel Coward. A writer is haunted by the ghost of his first wife Elvira after accidentally summoning her during a séance.
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 1 - An Unconventional ConventionExcited about a new film, Outer Space Aliens from Outer Space, Lenny and Jamie persuade Dolly to host a sci-fi convention at the hotel. The arrival of sci-fi nerds in costume results in the staff completely missing the arrival of a real alien - a demanding Splurgian warrior who will stop at nothing to get hold of some precious power minerals.
11:10am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 6 - Gnome And AwayHoward has a problem delivering a gift.
11:30am30 min
Wordaholics
Series 1, Episode 4Michael Rosen, Arthur Smith, Paul Sinha and Natalie Haynes play the word-based panel game.
11:50am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 7 - A Hair Of The Blonde That Bit YouWhen Pearl finds a long blonde hair on Howard, he recruits his friends to explain it.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne calls in the plumber - and the history of communication.
12:25pm
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Half Moon Investigations
Episode 7 - Les Jeunes EtudiantesRed's brother Herod is in trouble again. Another tricky investigation for 'Half' Moon as the school's zero tolerance on misbehaviour starts to bite.
12:30pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 1 - Men Of LettersAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
12:30pm
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Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Tour BusShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel starts a bus tour of New York.
1:10pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Country WifeBoycie's 'bargain' purchase - Rocky the bull - arrives and much to Marlene's annoyance begins to make the place look untidy. Marlene sends Boycie out Blackberry picking - and while he's out he makes a new enemy.
1:50pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Sky's The LimitRodney's marriage problems have made him seek solace from drink but, although he offers help, Del is too busy himself to offer any practical help
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
2:30pm
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Uncle Mort's Celtic Fringe
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Good Day For BanningThe Welsh odyssey continues for Carter Brandon as he and his uncle stay at a very eccentric hotel.
3pm
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Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Special - Les Dawson's Finest HourTribute to the comic legacy of Les Dawson. Features moments from Opportunity Knocks; his years with Yorkshire Television; his double-act with television magician David Nixon; and his partnership with Roy Barraclough as the indomitable Cissie and Ada.
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Going Straight
Episode 1 - Going HomeNorman Stanley Fletcher is out of prison and determined to go straight but no-one seems to believe him. Certainly not senior prison officer Mackay who he ends up sharing the train home with. And as normal for Fletch, temptation and trouble are never far away.
5pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5pm
(repeat)
The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket
Harping On It: Hilda fears losing her precious instrument to a musician in need.
5:10pm
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George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Delivery ManWith Jeffrey away, it's inevitable that Anne will go into labour. Luckily George is on hand, motorbike, sidecar and all...
5:15pm30 min
Roy
Series 2, Episode 10 - DIY RoyRoy and friends are building a rabbit hutch, but Roy's eagerness destroys it and the team fires him. Bill employs Roy on a decorating job which also ends badly. Can Roy repair the damage and make up with his mates?
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 6 - Gnome And AwayHoward has a problem delivering a gift.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 3 - BetrayalDivorced and penniless though he may be, Robin is about to discover that life can be sweet in his new universe - even if it is at someone else's expense.
5:45pm30 min
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 10Vic and his team determine whether it's possible to predict the future, investigate the world's smallest farmers and discover the longest song ever written.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 7 - A Hair Of The Blonde That Bit YouWhen Pearl finds a long blonde hair on Howard, he recruits his friends to explain it.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 3A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, an Egyptian tries to save money on mummification, and the Roundheads and Cavaliers take part in Historical Wife Swap.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 6Paul Merton, Liza Tarbuck, Josie Lawrence and Kit Hesketh-Harvey are this week's panellists with Nicholas Parsons at the helm. Which one of them has the greatest gift of the gab?
6:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 1 - Men Of LettersAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 22 - Sheep On The LooseWhile the sheep visit the fair, can Bitzer convince the farmer that everything's normal?
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne calls in the plumber - and the history of communication.
7:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Country WifeBoycie's 'bargain' purchase - Rocky the bull - arrives and much to Marlene's annoyance begins to make the place look untidy. Marlene sends Boycie out Blackberry picking - and while he's out he makes a new enemy.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Tour BusShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel starts a bus tour of New York.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fourth and seventh series of Britain's favourite sitcom.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm30 min
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 6Alexander Armstrong is joined by Russell Kane, Andy Parsons and Steve Punt for the last episode in the series.
9pm60 min
Dirk Gently
Episode 2With business far from booming, Dirk and MacDuff style themselves as holistic security consultants and return to the university that expelled Dirk for cheating twenty years earlier.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 4 - SwanseaMichael McIntyre takes his Comedy Roadshow over the Severn Bridge to Swansea's Grand Theatre this week. The comic is joined in the Valleys by headliner Sean Lock along with Steve Williams, Ava Vidal and Alun Cochrane.
9:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 9After 39 series spanning over two decades, Have I Got News For You's most famous recurring gag is hosting the show - John Prescott. With guest panellists John Bishop and Penny Smith.
10pm30 min
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 4The Teenage Girls try to catch the bus home but are distracted by two boys. Meanwhile, Colin Firth is humble, and Julio Iglesias is reunited with his son Enrique for a chat and a song.
10pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons presents the long-running panel game. Sue Perkins, Charles Collingwood, Julian Clary and Paul Merton compete to see who has the greatest gift of the gab.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Dirk Gently
Episode 2With business far from booming, Dirk and MacDuff style themselves as holistic security consultants and return to the university that expelled Dirk for cheating twenty years earlier.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 2The band are joined by Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee guest Nick Helm, and explore the relationship between man and dog and dinosaurs and puns.
10:40pm
(repeat)
11pm
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Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 1, Episode 1Sketch show packed with characters from a non-stop chattering public school girl to an 80-year-old diva.
11pm
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The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 4Topical comedy with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis. With Jon Holmes, Lloyd Langford, Lucy Montgomery and Mitch Benn.
11:05pm
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Brüno
Prank comedy film starring Sacha Baron Cohen as a disgraced gay Austrian fashion journalist seeking fame and fortune in the US of A.
11:05pm
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Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 8Josie embarks on a 'girl power' booze and sex fest, aided and abetted by Vod, who believes her uni days are well and truly over.
11:10pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 6 - BirthWhen Patsy accidentally burns down the kitchen, the sitting room becomes temporary heart of the household. Finding themselves locked in the room all evening, Patsy, Eddy and Saffy are forced to confront their relationships with their mothers.
11:10pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 5Regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound are joined by Jason Donovan and Robbie Savage as they fight to prove who knows the most about the latest celebrity gossip.
11:20pm60 min version (repeat)
11:30pm
(repeat)
The Mitch Benn Music Show
Series 2, Episode 1 - Steve BrownMitch Benn plays comic songs past and present, and is joined in the studio by Steve Brown.
11:35pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 18 - Damian Lewis, Gerard Depardieu, Dominic West, Olly MursGerard Depardieu reveals all about being caught short, Damien Lewis talks about dinner at the White House, Olly Murs says he did ask for Cheryl Cole's number and Dominic West says he has got away with not being buff.
11:50pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 4 - DonkeyFollowing on a theory of appearing a 'donkey' in comparison to Patsy's 'racehorse', Edina commits herself to lose weight. Will the desired effects be seen fast enough?
12:20am
(repeat)
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 6Alexander Armstrong is joined by Russell Kane, Andy Parsons and Steve Punt for the last episode in the series.
12:30am
(repeat)
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Special - Les Dawson's Finest HourTribute to the comic legacy of Les Dawson. Features moments from Opportunity Knocks; his years with Yorkshire Television; his double-act with television magician David Nixon; and his partnership with Roy Barraclough as the indomitable Cissie and Ada.
12:40am
(repeat)
Dirk Gently
Episode 2With business far from booming, Dirk and MacDuff style themselves as holistic security consultants and return to the university that expelled Dirk for cheating twenty years earlier.
12:55am
(repeat)
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 6Bertie's resolve to marry Bobbie is thrown into disarray after a midnight mishap and speech at a girls' school - meanwhile, back in London, Bingo has fallen in love with a waitress and insists on using the Wooster intellect to win his uncle over to the idea. The less said of Tuppy Glossop's latest romantic entanglements, the better!
1am50 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 9After 39 series spanning over two decades, Have I Got News For You's most famous recurring gag is hosting the show - John Prescott. With guest panellists John Bishop and Penny Smith.
1:05am
(repeat)
Jeff Green: Back From The Bewilderness
Comedy special featuring award-winning comic and best-selling author Jeff Green, filmed in London's West End.
1:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 7At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Alun Cochrane on modern technology, Zoe Lyons on vegans, Seann Walsh on Brighton and Jack Whitehall on the Royal Family and Robert Mugabe.
1:35am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 4 - DonkeyFollowing on a theory of appearing a 'donkey' in comparison to Patsy's 'racehorse', Edina commits herself to lose weight. Will the desired effects be seen fast enough?
1:50am
(repeat)
2am
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 1, Episode 2The band are joined by Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee guest Nick Helm, and explore the relationship between man and dog and dinosaurs and puns.
2:10am
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 8Josie embarks on a 'girl power' booze and sex fest, aided and abetted by Vod, who believes her uni days are well and truly over.
2:20am
(repeat)
Star Stories
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Church Of Scientology Presents... Being Tom Cruise: How Scientology Is In No Way MentalStar Stories presents its version of the Tom Cruise story.
2:30am
(repeat)
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 1, The Bar Mitzvah: Three rabbis at one party sparks a recipe for disaster.
2:40am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 6Miss Single offers to slip into something less comfortable in a furniture shop; Technophobe toys with a car mechanic; and a camera gets broken in the artist's studio.
3:05am
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Dirk Gently
Episode 2With business far from booming, Dirk and MacDuff style themselves as holistic security consultants and return to the university that expelled Dirk for cheating twenty years earlier.
3:10am
(repeat)
The Detectives
1997 Christmas Special, Go West Old Man: After their boss disappears due to the stress of his bungling underlings, Detectives Louis and Briggs follow the trail of Chief Cottam to Canada. But will he return with them?
3:30am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.
5am
(repeat)
The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket
Harping On It: Hilda fears losing her precious instrument to a musician in need.
5:30am
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 3 - BetrayalDivorced and penniless though he may be, Robin is about to discover that life can be sweet in his new universe - even if it is at someone else's expense.