Schedule Saturday 10th March 2012
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 4After a string of pearls, a host of crucifixes, and numerous other high-value items disappear from Betty's room, Harvey threatens to call the police in to investigate the apparent crimewave. It's down to Tom Holmes to solve this one.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Sykes
Series 6, Special - Sykes At ChristmasSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 9 - Storm In A Tea ChestIt seems a simple task, moving your most treasured possessions from one house to the next, but Bob has pangs of guilt about bringing his past with him.
Bread
A selection of episodes from the Carla Lane sitcom.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 10 - The Yanks Are ComingGary manages to overcome his jealousy enough to get Jeep parts for Ron, but his shopping trip is interrupted by an outbreak of racial tension.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 11 - Let's Get Away From It AllGary's life is on the move in both time zones as Yvonne sets her heart on a new flat and Phoebe wants to leave The Royal Oak. Both have surprises in store for the weary traveller...
Pixelface
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Ugly TruthAlexia is desperate to look her best for the Ambassador's ball, and recruits the help of Aethelwynne and his beauty box to create the perfect look.
The Vicar Of Dibley
G.O.L.D. is devoting the weekend to the Dawn French sitcom The Vicar of Dibley. Includes a repeat run of the entire first series, plus selected episodes from the second and third series. Repeated again as of 16.35.
Roy
Series 2, Episode 9 - Invisible RoyRoy makes two outstanding discoveries in one day: that he can turn himself invisible and that his mate Jack is being bullied. Roy is determined to use his invisibility powers to avenge Jack, with help from their friends.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 1Take a trip to the Museum of Imagination and join new characters Colin and Malcolm, the airline trolley dollies who can't stop eating from the trolley, Tony who lives down the back of a sofa and old favourites the fearsome Vikings and the inhabitants of the remote Scottish island of North Barrasay.
Fighting Talk
Series 9, Episode 32Kevin Bridges, Michael Gray, Greg Brady and Martin Kelner fight for punditry points.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 7 - MegatronicSadie uses bribery and corruption to beat Dede in the race to be deputy head girl, even though she really doesn't want the job.
The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 4Topical comedy with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis. With Jon Holmes, Lloyd Langford, Lucy Montgomery and Mitch Benn.
Carry On Doctor
Frankie Howerd joins the Carry On regulars in a hospital-based adventure. With Sid James, Jim Dale and Kenneth Williams.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 6 - BieberliciousSadie meddles with Ms V's love life just so she can be in a Justin Bieber video. But when her plans start to unravel, Sadie has to work extra hard to earn everyone's forgiveness.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 5 - The New SecretaryAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 1 - KissaliciousSadie has a crush on Taylor Bell, the new boy in town - but she quickly discovers that his girlfriend is the monstrous Ashlii.
The Goon Show
Episode 7.3, The Nadger Plague: Neddie Seagoon turns to witchcraft to thwart Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Mr. Bean
Episode 4 - Mr. Bean Goes To TownIn this escapade, Mr. Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 2 - TofutasticWhen Sadie discovers that her new crush, Taylor, is a committed vegetarian, she starts a campaign to get a veggie menu at the Y - but will Ashlii expose her as a fully-fledged meat eater? Meanwhile, Danny is stunned when he gets a good school report. Is this the end for him and Jake?
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 3 - GagaliciousWhen Kit's cousin comes to stay, Sadie and Dede think he's trying to turn Kit into someone different - but could it be Kit who feels he's got something to hide? Meanwhile, Danny and Jake try their hands at DJ-ing - but how far can they get with only Steve's old vinyl collection to work with?
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 6 - PartyNathan takes advantage of Mrs Carter's weekend trip away to invite Miss Poppy round for a romantic evening.
What's So Funny?
Series 3, Episode 10Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter take a look the world of comedy. This week's guests include Danny Robins, Paul Sinha and Mark Steel.
Red Dwarf
Series IV, Episode 4 - White HoleThe crew decide it's time to increase Holly's IQ seeing as it is supposed to be about 6,000.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 34 - Helping HoundThe Farmer decides to replace Bitzer with a robotic sheepdog.
Social Club FM
Series 1, Episode 3 - RoyaltyRex and Mr Chairman are determined to have nothing to do with a royal visit to the village, that is until the social club is chosen as the venue for a prestigious meet and greet session.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Lion Has 'PhonesMainwaring tries to improve communications amongst the platoon by giving lessons in using public telephone boxes. Their lessons are needed when a German plane crash lands into the local reservoir.
Red Dwarf
Series VI, Episode 6 - Out Of TimeWhen Red Dwarf receives a signal from another ship, they discover that it's their future selves.
The Story Of Light Entertainment
Episode 3 - Radio StarsThis edition looks at the connection between radio and light entertainment, from the 1930s stars like Tommy Handley to today's presenters like Terry Wogan, and looks at how radio still flourishes in the face of competition from television.
Let's Dance For Sport Relief
The fourth and final round of heats. Taking to the floor will be comedy duo Watson & Oliver, comedian and presenter Rowland Rivron, Fatima Whitbread and The Cuban Brothers, Gadget Show presenters Suzi Perry and Ortis Deley, and stand-up Patrick Monahan.
Russell Kane, Jo Brand and Lee Nelson will be on hand to judge their performances.
Mr. Bean
Episode 4 - Mr. Bean Goes To TownIn this escapade, Mr. Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 6Harry is rather intrigued by the money-saving tips in SuperScrimpers, and surprised by Make Bradford British. But which is better, Zeus or juice?
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 1 - Old DogsMartin Ellingham is still avoiding Louisa after his faux pas at the hospital. Meanwhile an old friend of auntie Joan's appears to be suffering from dementia, and fisherman Eddie has a possible broken rib after a mugging.
Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley
TV broadcast of Lee Evans live at Wembley in 2002, unleashing his latest material to a giddy crowd.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 2, Episode 10 - Kiefer Sutherland, Amanda Seyfried, Paul WellerJonathan Ross welcomes Kiefer Sutherland and Mamma Mia! actress Amanda Seyfried. There is also music from rock legend Paul Weller.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 5 - Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina YashereStand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Irish gem Ed Byrne hosts in front of a 3,500-strong audience, with guest appearances from Adam Hills and London's own Gina Yashere.
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 5Regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound are joined by Jason Donovan and Robbie Savage as they fight to prove who knows the most about the latest celebrity gossip.
The Best Of Adam and Joe
A selection of tasty treats from Adam and Joe's 6 Music show at the Big British Castle.
Eddie Izzard - Sexie
Episode 1: Pondering sharks and the link between transvestites and superheroes - the outspoken comedian in action in Brighton.
Two Episodes Of Mash
Series 1, Episode 2Joe reveals he has blown the programme budget on a life-size ice sculpture of Tim Henman, and he and David O'Doherty look for ways to raise money so they can finish the show. Fundraising ideas include face painting and lying in a bath of beans...
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wildlife & DatingIn her brand new comedy series, Sarah Millican talks television. In this first episode, she is looking at wildlife & dating programmes and meets naturalist Chris Packham from Springwatch and 'Sexpert' Tracey Cox.
QI
Series G, Christmas Special - GroovyA Christmas special with Bill Bailey, Lee Mack and David Tennant.
The Funny Side Of...
Episode 1 - The Funny Side Of TV TalentClive Anderson guides us through the history of television's talent shows. Where did they come from? How have they evolved? And why do we so frequently end up laughing at them?
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 7 - BBQ BreakdownFantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, while Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.
The Ricky Gervais Show
A selection of three episodes of the animated series based on the award winning podcasts.
The Secret Policeman's Ball
A repeat of the 2012 Secret Policeman's Ball.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Bad News TourA day on the road with the most controversial heavy metal band in the history of the universe, man.
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 3 - Edinburgh... In ScotlandTwelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 3 - CupboardWhen Darren fails to turn up for work Ollie, Liz and Tony must investigate his whereabouts, unravelling an action-packed mystery which leaves Emma to deal with Ollie's move into his new flat by herself.
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Sketches and stand-up from the deadpan female comic Jo Brand.
Meet The Parents
Series 1, Episode 1 - HeadmasterA boyfriend must last the entire evening at his girlfriend's parent's house. Unbeknown to the boyfriend, everyone at the house is an actor doing their upmost to make the evening as uncomfortable as possible.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Highlights Special - Best BitsSeries highlights and previously unseen material of the comedy show hosted by Russell Howard, who offers his unique perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on those sometimes overlooked things that make him smile.
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
Star Stories
Series 3, Episode 2 - Heather MillsHeather Mills offers her side of the story in this look at her life with Paul McCartney.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 6Harry is rather intrigued by the money-saving tips in SuperScrimpers, and surprised by Make Bradford British. But which is better, Zeus or juice?
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 6The mothers are coming! All the mothers; Mitch, Richie's and Alice's, all together, all for the first time.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 5 - Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina YashereStand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Irish gem Ed Byrne hosts in front of a 3,500-strong audience, with guest appearances from Adam Hills and London's own Gina Yashere.
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 8Sebastian helps out with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister.
What's So Funny?
Series 3, Episode 10Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter take a look the world of comedy. This week's guests include Danny Robins, Paul Sinha and Mark Steel.