Schedule Thursday 8th March 2012

The Men From The Ministry

The calamitous civil servants have to make a decision about a historic toilet.

It's Not What You Know

Miles Jupp is joined by Roisin Conaty, Ed Byrne and Richard Madeley as they try to prove how well they know their nearest and dearest. With special guest voice, John Motson.

David Walliams' Big Swim

Documentary looking back on the eight day swim that David Walliams undertook for Sport Relief. Providing the inside story and exclusive behind the scenes access, the documentary takes in all the highs and lows of the outstanding challenge that saw David pass through seven counties, burn 68,000 calories, battle a serious bacterial infection and even save a dog from drowning.

Miranda Hart, Rob Brydon and Jimmy Carr are amongst the comics cheering him on.

Pramface

Twelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.

White Van Man

When Darren fails to turn up for work Ollie, Liz and Tony must investigate his whereabouts, unravelling an action-packed mystery which leaves Emma to deal with Ollie's move into his new flat by herself.

The Sarah Millican Television Programme

In her brand new comedy series, Sarah Millican talks television. In this first episode, she is looking at wildlife & dating programmes and meets naturalist Chris Packham from Springwatch and 'Sexpert' Tracey Cox.

Celebrity Juice

Regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound are joined by Jason Donovan and Robbie Savage as they fight to prove who knows the most about the latest celebrity gossip.

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy

Fantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, while Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.

Newsjack

The team look at Google, the WI, the diary of Cardinal O'Brien and an archive clip looks back the way benefits were dealt with during Victorian England.