Schedule Thursday 8th March 2012
Sykes
Series 6, Episode 5 - DecoratingSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 13 - And Then There Was OneIs Beryl's single life about to end? On the eve of her wedding, a suspicious phone call could throw a spanner in the works.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 12 - When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes TerribleAware of his responsibility not to let the passing away of an old school chum go without some ceremony, Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when Bill Henry and he would walk gates and climb trees together. Then, certain uncanny things happen...
Chambers
Series 1, Episode 5 - The AmericanThe arrival of a star US lawyer prompts stuffy John Fuller-Carp to copy his sharp tactics.
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 3Diana shows no sign of forgiving Tom's small indiscretion at any point soon. Daisy, meanwhile, is making her presence felt by both residents and staff. A report branding Harvey 'un-necessary' is particularly hard-hitting.
It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 2Rebecca Front, Simon Day and Jason Cook join Miles Jupp to take part in the radio show which sets out to see how well panellists know those closest to them.
Sykes
Series 6, Episode 5 - DecoratingSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
The Men From The Ministry
Episode 14.13, A Great Convenience: The calamitous civil servants have to make a decision about a historic toilet.
The Men From The Ministry
Overseas Episodes, Episode 13 - A Great ConvenienceThe calamitous civil servants have to make a decision about a historic toilet.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 15 - Frantic RomanticThe Farmer trying to impress his new date by cooking a romantic dinner. Unfortunately, the Farmer can't cook and Bitzer is a useless maitre d'. Can Shaun and the flock save the day when they take over the catering behind the scenes?
Up In The World
Slapstick British comedy vehicle for Norman Wisdom about a window cleaner on a country estate who suffers the pranks of his employer's son.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 14 - Don't Fence Me InThe platoon replace the resident guards at Walmington's local prison-of-war camp. The fact that the camp is full of Italians instead of Germans makes the job less appealing, but for Walker the prisoners can be put to use.
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 13 - And Then There Was OneIs Beryl's single life about to end? On the eve of her wedding, a suspicious phone call could throw a spanner in the works.
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 2 - And So To BedAs if Mildred wasn't already sick enough of having to just 'make do and mend', the marital bed promptly gives way after a good few decades' service. Unfortunately, George is on a Higher Purchase blacklist.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 12 - When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes TerribleAware of his responsibility not to let the passing away of an old school chum go without some ceremony, Clegg takes Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when Bill Henry and he would walk gates and climb trees together. Then, certain uncanny things happen...
The Cavity Within
Episode 1: New dentist Marty arrives at a very dysfunctional practice. Will he have the patients?
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.9, The Rolls Royce: When Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order, she aims rather higher than most people - much to Richard's horror.
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 12 - Smash In The AtticTV antiques expert David Dickydoodle is at the hotel, and Jamie thinks the hotel has some valuable antiques, while Dolly and Sally are keen to impress the TV expert for their own ends.
Have Your Cake
Episode 3 - Fairy CakesMaggie's daughter Leanne returns home from art school, vowing never to return. Can her heavily pregnant sister, Sabina's eccentric mother and a batch of fairy cakes change her mind?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 2 - The Art Of The Shorts StoryHoward panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 3 - The Missing Bus Of Mrs AveryThe ladies hire a minibus to take them on a picnic, which becomes more a mystery tour.
The Men From The Ministry
Episode 14.13, A Great Convenience: The calamitous civil servants have to make a decision about a historic toilet.
Half Moon Investigations
Episode 5 - Ghost FeverWhat appears to be the ghost of Mr Pickles is spotted in the disused science lab - but can Moon and Red solve this paranormal mystery?
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 14 - Don't Fence Me InThe platoon replace the resident guards at Walmington's local prison-of-war camp. The fact that the camp is full of Italians instead of Germans makes the job less appealing, but for Walker the prisoners can be put to use.
Steptoe And Son
Series 6, Episode 2 - Come DancingAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 1 - Keep On RunningDenzil calls about Boycie's house bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
Uncle Mort's Celtic Fringe
Series 1, Episode 1 - Croeso To WhatsitsnameCarter Brandon takes his Uncle Mort on holiday to Wales.
ChuckleVision
Series 15, Episode 1 - Keeping It Under WrapsMummy's the word when Paul and Barry try to catch an intruder at an Egyptian museum.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.9, The Rolls Royce: When Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order, she aims rather higher than most people - much to Richard's horror.
For Better Or For Worse
Series 2, Episode 3Can Bernard keep his job and his fiancée, while opposing a new bypass?
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Believe In YesterdayMildred's mother pays a visit, bringing a letter from an old US serviceman friend. He's back in England and wants to meet up.
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 2 - The Art Of The Shorts StoryHoward panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing.
Chambers
Series 1, Episode 5 - The AmericanThe arrival of a star US lawyer prompts stuffy John Fuller-Carp to copy his sharp tactics.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 3 - The Missing Bus Of Mrs AveryThe ladies hire a minibus to take them on a picnic, which becomes more a mystery tour.
It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 3Miles Jupp is joined by Roisin Conaty, Ed Byrne and Richard Madeley as they try to prove how well they know their nearest and dearest. With special guest voice, John Motson.
Steptoe And Son
Series 6, Episode 2 - Come DancingAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 31 - Tidy UpBitzer begins to regret having tried to get the sheep to clean up the yard.
The Men From The Ministry
Episode 14.13, A Great Convenience: The calamitous civil servants have to make a decision about a historic toilet.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 1 - Keep On RunningDenzil calls about Boycie's house bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 14 - Don't Fence Me InThe platoon replace the resident guards at Walmington's local prison-of-war camp. The fact that the camp is full of Italians instead of Germans makes the job less appealing, but for Walker the prisoners can be put to use.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fourth and seventh series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
David Walliams' Big Swim
Documentary looking back on the eight day swim that David Walliams undertook for Sport Relief. Providing the inside story and exclusive behind the scenes access, the documentary takes in all the highs and lows of the outstanding challenge that saw David pass through seven counties, burn 68,000 calories, battle a serious bacterial infection and even save a dog from drowning.
Miranda Hart, Rob Brydon and Jimmy Carr are amongst the comics cheering him on.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 6Russell Howard gives his take on some of the key stories of the week as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked items that have caught his eye during his forensic trawl through newspapers, websites, TV and radio shows.
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 3 - Edinburgh... In ScotlandTwelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.
Have Your Cake
Episode 3 - Fairy CakesMaggie's daughter Leanne returns home from art school, vowing never to return. Can her heavily pregnant sister, Sabina's eccentric mother and a batch of fairy cakes change her mind?
White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 3 - CupboardWhen Darren fails to turn up for work Ollie, Liz and Tony must investigate his whereabouts, unravelling an action-packed mystery which leaves Emma to deal with Ollie's move into his new flat by herself.
The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wildlife & DatingIn her brand new comedy series, Sarah Millican talks television. In this first episode, she is looking at wildlife & dating programmes and meets naturalist Chris Packham from Springwatch and 'Sexpert' Tracey Cox.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 6 - GlasgowComedian Frank Skinner is joined in Glasgow by Sarah Millican and Patrick Kielty.
It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 2Rebecca Front, Simon Day and Jason Cook join Miles Jupp to take part in the radio show which sets out to see how well panellists know those closest to them.
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 5Regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound are joined by Jason Donovan and Robbie Savage as they fight to prove who knows the most about the latest celebrity gossip.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 7 - BBQ BreakdownFantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, while Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Episode 7Russell turn news junkie once again as he puts his spin on the week's headlines, as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked stories that have caught his eye as he sifts through the papers, news websites and TV news channels.
Newsjack
Series 6, Episode 3The team look at Google, the WI, the diary of Cardinal O'Brien and an archive clip looks back the way benefits were dealt with during Victorian England.
PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 3 - The First Temptation Of ChrisThe arrival of area manager, Razz Prince, sets everyone on edge. Lance attempts to prove to the staff that he isn't boring, while everyone else prepares for a big night out.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 2, Episode 9 - Lionel Richie, Michael Ball, Imelda Staunton, RihannaJonathan's guests this week include soul legend Lionel Richie, Michael Ball and Imelda Staunton from stage musical Sweeney Todd, and Rihanna, who also performs.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 5 - Tommy TiernanTommy Tiernan goes back to his roots in Wexford, Ireland with Stewart Francis and Lloyd Langford.
Revolting People
Series 3, Episode 1 - Young LoveLove is in the air, but for how long? Marriages of convenience and financial incentives conspire to wreck romance's chances.
Stella
Series 1, Episode 9As Stella deals with the news that Luke is going to leave, Emma goes into labour at school, leading Stella and Rob to grow closer when they come to her rescue.
Pete Versus Life
Series 1, Episode 2 - FankooPete goes to a party where Jake, a friend but also a rival, reveals an intimate detail about his sex life. Pete promises to keep it a secret and then tells everyone.
Dirk Gently
Episode 1Douglas Adams' private detective discovers the connection between two unrelated cases: a client who believes the Pentagon are trying to kill him and another whose horoscopes appear to be coming true. When the mysteries collide, Dirk is the only man for the job.
Think The Unthinkable
Series 2, Episode 4 - Riddleton PlasticDaisy meets an old school chum, Sophie practises her lethal martial arts, and Ryan is accidentally embroiled in a protest march.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 6 - Summer HolidaySummer term has ended. Rick has discovered his parents are dead. The group are evicted from the house, and have come bottom of the world in their exams. What else is there to do but rob a bank and flee?
The Angina Monologues
Victoria Wood takes to the stage for a night of comedy in support of The British Heart Foundation.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 7Russell Howard gives his take on some of the key stories of the week as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked items that have caught his eye during his forensic trawl through newspapers, websites, TV and radio shows.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fish FarmAfter a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 3 - Edinburgh... In ScotlandTwelve weeks in to her pregnancy and, with no contact from Laura, Jamie is getting frustrated. Beth suggests a night out to take his mind off things... but secretly she's just trying to engineer a date.
White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 3 - CupboardWhen Darren fails to turn up for work Ollie, Liz and Tony must investigate his whereabouts, unravelling an action-packed mystery which leaves Emma to deal with Ollie's move into his new flat by herself.
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Sketches and stand-up from the deadpan female comic Jo Brand.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 6 - GlasgowComedian Frank Skinner is joined in Glasgow by Sarah Millican and Patrick Kielty.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 6 - Summer HolidaySummer term has ended. Rick has discovered his parents are dead. The group are evicted from the house, and have come bottom of the world in their exams. What else is there to do but rob a bank and flee?
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 5 - Tommy TiernanTommy Tiernan goes back to his roots in Wexford, Ireland with Stewart Francis and Lloyd Langford.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 7 - BBQ BreakdownFantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, while Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fish FarmAfter a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.
The Detectives
Episode 5.6, Mine's a Large One: Briggs and Louis have found their true vocation during a job swap scheme - the river police. With peace, quiet and the total absence of any kind of crime, it seems like paradise...
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Episode 7Russell turn news junkie once again as he puts his spin on the week's headlines, as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked stories that have caught his eye as he sifts through the papers, news websites and TV news channels.
The Cavity Within
Episode 1: New dentist Marty arrives at a very dysfunctional practice. Will he have the patients?
Star Stories
Series 2, Episode 3 - Simon Cowell: My Honesty, My GeniusStar Stories looks at Simon Cowell's brilliant and modest life.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 2 - Mummies & DaddiesAs Tracey and Sharon leave the ante-natal class they bump into a pregnant Kimberley.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 3 - SundayTracey and Sharon go with Dorien to a Sunday antique market in an old warehouse to get Garth's wedding present, but the door closes behind them and they get stuck inside.
Have Your Cake
Episode 3 - Fairy CakesMaggie's daughter Leanne returns home from art school, vowing never to return. Can her heavily pregnant sister, Sabina's eccentric mother and a batch of fairy cakes change her mind?
For Better Or For Worse
Series 2, Episode 3Can Bernard keep his job and his fiancée, while opposing a new bypass?
Chambers
Series 1, Episode 5 - The AmericanThe arrival of a star US lawyer prompts stuffy John Fuller-Carp to copy his sharp tactics.