Schedule Wednesday 7th March 2012
6am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 6, Episode 4 - Football MatchSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 12 - Let Sleeping Dogs LieAs the wedding approaches, Robert begins staying in the flat. Despite confining himself to the sofa, it's not long before both the girls' mothers have entirely the wrong idea. Sandra, meanwhile, is home-sitting a sick dog from the kennel.
7am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 11 - Wind PowerEven in the extreme cold, Seymour has an avid interest in the power of the wind. But how can he harness all that free energy for the everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg; an old pair of roller skates; an improvised sail; and a gullible test-pilot, he sets out to make history.
7am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 1, Gym Shenanigans: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
7:30am
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 2It's been 15 years since his wife died, and Tom's feeling the loneliness more than ever. Reluctant to leave his bed, Marion of all people suggests he could find love again. Meanwhile, a new arrival at Bayview takes an instant and particular dislike to Diana. Has she met her match?
7:30am
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Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 4, Episode 4On this week's agenda, a kick-starter to kick Scotland out of the Union, bankers to be given bonuses in the form of NHS donation cards, and an end to bank fees for those on a family income of less than 30,000 pounds.
8am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 6, Episode 4 - Football MatchSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8am
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 5 - The New SecretaryAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:20am
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 14 - Hide And SqueakThe Farmer is terrorised when a cute mouse appears in the farmhouse and Pidsley the cat is ordered to dispose of the rodent. When the mouse takes refuge in Shaun's fleece, the flock persuade him to protect their new friend from the pitiless cat.
8:30am
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches cover a ghost hunter and a collector of holes.
8:40am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 12 - Let Sleeping Dogs LieAs the wedding approaches, Robert begins staying in the flat. Despite confining himself to the sofa, it's not long before both the girls' mothers have entirely the wrong idea. Sandra, meanwhile, is home-sitting a sick dog from the kennel.
9am
(repeat)
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 5: Even Edward's allies find themselves absorbed by AmJap.
9:10am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 29 - If You Can't Stand The HeatOn a blisteringly hot day, the Flock want to cool off in the Sheep Dip, but first they have to find some way to keep the Farmer and Bitzer away.
9:15am
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George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 1 - Opportunity KnocksJerry appears at the Ropers' front door with a business proposition for George. It's one that he just cannot turn down - although he definitely should!
9:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 11 - Wind PowerEven in the extreme cold, Seymour has an avid interest in the power of the wind. But how can he harness all that free energy for the everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg; an old pair of roller skates; an improvised sail; and a gullible test-pilot, he sets out to make history.
10am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:40am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 11 - BridezillaLove is in the air at Hotel Trubble. Dolly is sure Mr Trubble is going to propose, and has entered the Wedding of the Year competition. Can the staff put on a spectacular wedding and win the massive cash prize?
11:15am
(repeat)
Have Your Cake
Episode 2 - Private ParkinA mysterious man gatecrashes the cake club. Is he the chef he claims to be or something more sinister?
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
11:30am30 min
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Christmas Special - What's Santa Brought For Nora Then?Compo is determined to get Nora a special present. Where will he find something that he can afford and will anywhere be open on Christmas Eve?
12pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 5 - The New SecretaryAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:25pm
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Half Moon Investigations
Episode 4 - Prefect ImperfectA smudge on a prefect badge leads Moon and his detecting sidekick to discover criminal activity in an unlikely quarter.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches cover a ghost hunter and a collector of holes.
1:05pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
1:30pm
(repeat)
Just My Luck
An impoverished jeweller's assistant places an unlikely bet in an effort to raise the funds to buy the perfect gift for his secret love.
2pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 3 - The Black WidowToo much home brew after Ernie Mordue's funeral leaves Compo and Foggy with a bad hangover and Clegg with a good woman.
2:15pm45 min
On Mardle Fen
Series 4, Episode 2 - WivesWarwick's granddaughter is back from college and she is curious about the family. She wants to trace her roots. In particular, she has been wondering about her grandmother, but her request touches a nerve.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 2, Episode 5 - The End Of The RoadCarter Brandon and his uncle enjoy a near-fatal finale to their travels.
3pm
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ChuckleVision
Series 15, Episode 13 - War Of The HosesPaul and Barry start a bin washing business, but soon come into conflict with No Slacking. They decide on a competition, but when it ends in a stalemate, it's refuse in more ways than one when the owner of the last bin standing quashes their plans.
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
5pm
(repeat)
The Great Game
Thora Hird, Diana Dors and James Hayter star in this 1950s film about a football club chairman who illegally approaches a rival club's star player.
5pm
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 12 - The Pin Up GirlPike and Hodges decide to update the photos on the 'What the Butler Saw' machine and persuade Miss Perkins to pose for them.
5:05pm
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George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 2 - And So To BedAs if Mildred wasn't already sick enough of having to just 'make do and mend', the marital bed promptly gives way after a good few decades' service. Unfortunately, George is on a Higher Purchase blacklist.
5:15pm30 min
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 7 - MegatronicSadie uses bribery and corruption to beat Dede in the race to be deputy head girl, even though she really doesn't want the job.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
5:30pm
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 1, Gym Shenanigans: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Christmas Special - What's Santa Brought For Nora Then?Compo is determined to get Nora a special present. Where will he find something that he can afford and will anywhere be open on Christmas Eve?
6:30pm30 min
Life: An Idiot's Guide
Series 1, Episode 1 - DishonestySara Pascoe, Matt Forde, Carey Marx and David O'Doherty offer an idiot's guide to dishonesty.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 29 - If You Can't Stand The HeatOn a blisteringly hot day, the Flock want to cool off in the Sheep Dip, but first they have to find some way to keep the Farmer and Bitzer away.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 5 - The New SecretaryAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:05pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 3In this week's episode, the Georgian ladies have Absolutely No Sense or Sensibility whilst picknicking, and a pair of schoolgirls go clothes shopping. Back in the studio, Lorna and Ingrid receive some surprising news from James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches cover a ghost hunter and a collector of holes.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 3 - The Black WidowToo much home brew after Ernie Mordue's funeral leaves Compo and Foggy with a bad hangover and Clegg with a good woman.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third and sixth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 1With guest host Benedict Cumberbatch and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Jon Richardson.
9:15pm
(repeat)
Have Your Cake
Episode 2 - Private ParkinA mysterious man gatecrashes the cake club. Is he the chef he claims to be or something more sinister?
10pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 1A Northern Irish mum is delighted that her son is gay. Meanwhile, Nan visits an old friend in hospital and Lauren takes a job in a burger bar.
10pm30 min
Roger & Val Have Just Got In
Series 2, Episode 5 - Poem For Uncle JackWho is the man outside? Why do Roger and Val need help from Julie Andrews?
10pm
(repeat)
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 5Jimmy Carr, Robert Webb and Andrew Maxwell are the guests for the fifth episode of the show in which panellists devise - and answer - the questions.
10pm
(repeat)
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 4, Episode 4On this week's agenda, a kick-starter to kick Scotland out of the Union, bankers to be given bonuses in the form of NHS donation cards, and an end to bank fees for those on a family income of less than 30,000 pounds.
10pm45 min
10 O'Clock Live
Series 2, Episode 5Lauren, Jimmy, David and Charlie are back to look over another week's news events.
10:30pm
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Ross Noble Goes Global
Series 2, Episode 3 - EgyptIn Egypt, Ross performs in a Bedoin tent by firelight in the middle of the desert... the Bedoins aren't really sure why he's there, but the amount of Bedoin tea they make him drink shows he is welcome.
10:40pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 2Lauren joins the cheerleaders to impress Ryan, 50s landlady Ma Willow makes her first appearance and Nan has a mouse in her house.
10:40pm
(repeat)
QI
Series B, Episode 1 - BlueAll the questions are themed on colours. With Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
10:45pm30 min
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 5 - LifestyleKevin goes to the tailor's for a pair of jeans. He wants to see what it's like to go posh as opposed to wrestling in a high-street shop. Jack Whitehall gives Kevin some style tips too.
10:55pm50 min version
The Mad Bad Ad Show
Episode 3In the third show the ads are themed around toys, and Micky and Mark are joined by comedians Sean Lock and Miles Jupp.
11pm15 min
Tim Key's Poetry Programme
Series 1, Episode 3 - ChanceTim tackles the dicey issue of 'chance' via a selection of poems, including The Wrong Number That Led to a Marriage and Probably Gay.
11pm
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Edge Falls
Series 1, Episode 3Edge Falls is going fit, fit, fit. And while there's Pilates in the car park and a separate fat section in the restaurant, one desperate man just wants to return a sales item.
11pm
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The Story Of Light Entertainment
Episode 4 - The ComicsThis edition charts the comedian's meteoric rise to the top, from working men's clubs to Tony Hancock to 1980s alternative comedy.
11:15pm15 min
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 1, Episode 3 - About WorkNathan's family know that he is committed to a career in comedy, but it doesn't stop them persuading him to take a job at his dad's office.
11:20pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 4 - CauliflowerDonna gives Gaz the answer to his marriage proposal. Janet finds a new way of providing for her child - the only problem is, it's illegal. Louise meets her real dad for the first time, but he is more interested in getting to know Jonny.
11:30pm
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Any Bloke
Episode 2, Roots: Stay-at-home dad Phil promises to take Sophie to a local playgroup.
11:55pm
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French And Saunders
The fabulous double act present a medley of cinematic spoofs from recent series of French and Saunders. Featuring their versions of Misery, Thelma and Louise and Dangerous Liaisons.
12:10am
(repeat)
Jeff Green: Back From The Bewilderness
Comedy special featuring award-winning comic and best-selling author Jeff Green, filmed in London's West End.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 1With guest host Benedict Cumberbatch and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Jon Richardson.
12:45am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Jolly Boys' OutingIt's the Nags Head's annual jamboree down to Margate and the Trotters head for the seaside. But with Rodney getting arrested and the coach blowing up the trip is hardly a bundle of laughs...
1:30am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
1:45am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Highlights SpecialLook back at the best moans of the series to see what topics really got under the skin of our Grouchy Young Men - including sport and WAGs.
2am
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White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Break UpOllie suspects Darren of moonlighting with a rival firm and hires a new assistant. Darren soon finds himself in way over his head. Meanwhile, Emma quickly wangles herself a promotion at work.
2am
(repeat)
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 5: Even Edward's allies find themselves absorbed by AmJap.
2:15am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 4Lady Gatecrasher talks some bull at a cattle auction, and Terrible Therapist turns out to be a bit of a sucker.
2:30am
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Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.3, Whoopi Stone: WPC Barbara Greaves is bored with her humdrum village life of non-existent crime, and jumps at the opportunity of some undercover work.
2:45am
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The Detectives
Episode 5.5, Best Man: Everyone is astonished when Briggs is chosen to be best man at a colleague's wedding. When he discovers just who the bride's father is, Briggs isn't exactly keen either...
3:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 1 - GhostTracey's video recorder becomes possessed, so she moves in with Dorien.
3:50am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Highlights SpecialLook back at the best moans of the series to see what topics really got under the skin of our Grouchy Young Men - including sport and WAGs.
4:15am
(repeat)
Have Your Cake
Episode 2 - Private ParkinA mysterious man gatecrashes the cake club. Is he the chef he claims to be or something more sinister?
5am
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 12 - The Pin Up GirlPike and Hodges decide to update the photos on the 'What the Butler Saw' machine and persuade Miss Perkins to pose for them.
5:30am
(repeat)
The Right Time
Episode 1, Gym Shenanigans: The sketch comedy for people growing older disgracefully.