Schedule for 5th March 2012 (full list)

6am (repeat)

Sykes

Series 6, Episode 2 - The Hypnotist

Sitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.

6:30am (repeat)

The Liver Birds

Series 4, Episode 10 - Follow That Ring

A mad rush to hospital ensues after Beryl loses her engagement ring while making Sandra a trifle.

7am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine. Image shows from L to R: Walter C. 'Foggy' Dewhurst (Brian Wilde), William 'Compo' Simmonite (Bill Owen), Norman Clegg (Peter Sallis). Copyright: BBC

Edie's days of carrying a heavy dustbin full of rubbish are numbered - Seymour is going to install a new waste-disposal unit for her. All it needs is a more powerful than usual motor, a bit of assistance and hey presto...!

7am (repeat)

Married

Series 2, Episode 2 - The Truth Is Out There

Robin uses a scam from his old universe to make himself rich in his new universe. In the process he attracts the attention of the security services and learns the horrible truth about Operation War of the Worlds.

7:30am (repeat)

Waiting For God

Series 1, Episode 7

Diana's developing and inspecting the photos from her helicopter trip with Tom. Meanwhile, local politician Mr Ferguson is hoping to secure the block wrinkly vote in the upcoming elections, and Geoffrey's planning a move that's a little too close for Tom's comfort.

7:30am (repeat)

Just A Minute

Series 62, Episode 4

Panellists Paul Merton, Liza Tarbuck, Josie Lawrence and Kit Hesketh-Harvey join host Nicholas Parsons for the popular panel game where they have to speak on a given subject for sixty seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.

8am (repeat)

Sykes

Series 6, Episode 2 - The Hypnotist

Sitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.

8am (repeat)

Beyond Our Ken

Monsieur Kenneth Horne hits Paris, and 'Hornerama' reports on motoring. From August 1958.

8:20am (repeat)

Dani's House

A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.

8:25am (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Series 2, Episode 12 - Ewe've Been Framed

Shaun accidentally breaks the farmer's glasses; he and Bitzer have their work cut out trying to prevent their shortsighted master from having mishaps around the farm.

8:30am (repeat)

Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel

Series 3, Episode 2 - Laughing Hyena

An escaped murderer is after the shady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel.

8:40am (repeat)

The Liver Birds

Series 4, Episode 10 - Follow That Ring

A mad rush to hospital ensues after Beryl loses her engagement ring while making Sandra a trifle.

9am
30 min

Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section

Series 1, Episode 1

Alex Horne and his five piece band give listeners a Latin lesson, ponder the language that unifies us all and guest David O'Doherty takes listeners for a noisy ride in the Quiet Carriage.

9:20am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 9, Episode 9 - Jaws

Edie's days of carrying a heavy dustbin full of rubbish are numbered - Seymour is going to install a new waste-disposal unit for her. All it needs is a more powerful than usual motor, a bit of assistance and hey presto...!

9:20am (repeat)

On The Buses

Series 7, Episode 11 - The Allowance

A new clippie arrives at the depot, but she is no ordinary woman! A committed feminist, it's not long before Jack's turned her to his advantage in the never-ending war against the Inspector, as all the clippies demand extra pay for public convenience visits on their routes.

9:30am (repeat)

Says On The Tin

Episode 6 - Face Cream

Eliott and Esther are on the brink of admitting their attraction when a young actress with a father fixation fixes on Eliott.

10am (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

10:40am (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

11am (repeat)

Hotel Trubble

Series 2, Episode 9 - Lenny The Hero

Lenny feels he is being overlooked at the hotel, until news anchorman Ed Flaxman arrives at the hotel and turns him into a tabloid sensation.

11:20am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 21, Episode 6 - Just A Small Funeral

Clegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.

11:30am
30 min

Wordaholics

Series 1, Episode 3

Countdown's Susie Dent, writer Natalie Haynes and comedians Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall vie for supremacy in the panel game hosted by Gyles Brandreth.

12pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To Paternity

Clegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.

12pm (repeat)

Beyond Our Ken

Monsieur Kenneth Horne hits Paris, and 'Hornerama' reports on motoring. From August 1958.

12:25pm (repeat)

Half Moon Investigations

Episode 2 - Text Bully

Hungry for their first proper detecting case, Fletcher Moon and Red are on the trail of a mobile phone thief at St Jerome's who is bullying other children at school by text.

12:30pm (repeat)

Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel

Series 3, Episode 2 - Laughing Hyena

An escaped murderer is after the shady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel.

12:40pm (repeat)

One Foot In The Grave

Series 6, Episode 4 - Threatening Weather

Plunged into darkness after a power cut on a sweltering summer night, Victor and Margaret reflect on their lives, hopes and fears.

1:20pm (repeat)

Porridge

Series 3, Episode 5 - A Test Of Character

Godber's History O Level exams are a few days away. Fletcher enlists the help of Warren and McLaren to steal the exam paper - if Godber is so determined to pass, Fletch's going to make sure he's well prepared before he enters the exam room.

1:20pm (repeat)

Press For Time

Norman Wisdom stars as the hapless grandson of the Prime Minister who is forced into a career change by his grandad.

2pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 6, Episode 4 - The Unlucky Winner Is...

Del enters an old painting of Rodney's in to a competition and unexpectedly wins a holiday for three. Unfortunately for Rodney, his painting came first in the under 15 category... Del decides not to tell anyone and deal with it once they get out there.

2pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

New Year Special - The Man Who Nearly Knew Pavarotti

Wesley nearly runs over Billy Ingleton, giving Foggy the opportunity to prove his outstanding talents as a concert promoter.

2:30pm (repeat)

Uncle Mort's South Country

Series 2, Episode 3 - The Brothers Rotten

Carter Brandon and his uncle let rip at their food, the clergy and the army.

3pm (repeat)

ChuckleVision

Series 15, Episode 8 - Music Of Time

While helping to clear out a loft, Paul and Barry uncover a time travelling music box. It doesn't take long for Paul to abuse this power, reasoning that they could finish their work in no time at all.

3:05pm (repeat)

Steptoe And Son

Series 1, Episode 5 - The Holiday

Harold announces his intention to go on holiday abroad, alone, next year - but Albert wants them to go back to Bognor together as usual.

4pm (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.

4:40pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

4:40pm (repeat)

The Belles Of St. Trinian's

The first film set at Ronald Searle's infamous school. The girls of St. Trinian's find themselves involved in a horse racing scam.

5pm (repeat)

The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket

Having A Field Day: The dear ladies must tackle the curse of the village carnival.

5:15pm (repeat)

George & Mildred

Series 2, Episode 6 - The Dorothy Letters

When Mildred discovers a batch of love letters wrapped up in George's belongings, addressed to a 'Dorothy' and the most recent only four months old, she's naturally somewhat worried.

5:15pm
30 min

Roy. Image shows from L to R: Becky (Martha Byrne), Maura (Cathy Belton), Bill (Simon Delaney). Copyright: JAM Media

Roy

Series 2, Episode 9 - Invisible Roy

Roy makes two outstanding discoveries in one day: that he can turn himself invisible and that his mate Jack is being bullied. Roy is determined to use his invisibility powers to avenge Jack, with help from their friends.

5:20pm (repeat)