Schedule Sunday 4th March 2012
6am
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Bread
A selection of three episodes from the sitcom by Carla Lane.
7:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 8 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Bob believes that Terry needs to broaden his horizons and meet new friends.
7:30am
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Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Episode 1 - PilotAlex Horne brings his 5 piece jazz band to Radio 4 in this pilot. Alex and the band explore the fantasies of a computer programmer; try combat aerobics for the over 60s; learn to speak 'jazz' and journey into space. Meanwhile special guest, the explorer Benedict Allen, finds out if music can enhance his rumble in the jungle.
7:40am
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Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
8am
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Creature Comforts
Episode 2, The Circus: Some very human circus animals lift the lid on life in the big top.
8am
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Take It From Here
Flavours of Italy from Jimmy Edwards and Dick Bentley, while Eth's claiming Ron Glum is a daddy's boy.
8:10am
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Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
8:15am
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Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 6 - The Black SealIt is St. Juniper's Day and the King strips Edmund of his title and duties in Edinburgh; fleeing the castle in rage, The Black Adder sets about creating the most fearsome band of Knights ever known in order to take the throne and rule the Kingdom.
8:30am
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Parsley Sidings
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Night OutBertrand causes a woman to miss her train. While she, Bertrand and Horace spend the night at the station, a series of events leads them to be arrested.
9am
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9am
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2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 3 - Badger's BendBen appears to have become addicted to Ninja Badger, and Bill challenges him to stay off the game for the weekend. Meanwhile, Rona's got a guilt-tripping convent school reunion to get through, and David's come home with a new pet goldfish.
9am
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The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 8Vic and his team examine the world's most expensive piece of art, find out what exactly is the point of babies and discover whether you can buy a pet from a vending machine.
9am30 min
My Phone Genie
Episode 10 - The Exciting Life of JazJaz wishes she had a more exciting life - but she doesn't expect Gene to make her life into a reality show with her as the star!
9:30am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 8 - QuizNathan drags Josh onto the useless school quiz team to teach him how to stick at something. But Josh realises to his delight that him not knowing any answers will only make Nathan look bad.
9:40am
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Dear John....
Series 1, Episode 5John's day with Toby doesn't go wholly to plan. Still, a small gathering with the 1-2-1 Club's Wednesday group could prove more fruitful.
10:20am
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 1 - Away From It AllThe Goods leave Jerry and Margo in charge of the house for a weekend in order to unwind. However they are so worried that the Leadbetters will not be able to cope that they can not relax at all.
11am60 min
7 Day Saturday
Series 3, Episode 8Al Murray is joined by Andy Zaltzman, Jenny Eclair and Mark Steel.
11am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 7 - Brothers And SistersA family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.
11:30am
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Dad Made Me Laugh
Episode 3, Nick Wisdom: The son of the late Norman Wisdom chats to Sally Magnusson about life growing up with a famous funny father.
11:40am
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Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 10After her health scare, Diana's unknowingly reinvigorated her drive for meanness. That should make for an interesting sequence of events, as Sarah arrives and announces she intends to give birth there at Bayview!
12pm
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Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 4Panellists Paul Merton, Liza Tarbuck, Josie Lawrence and Kit Hesketh-Harvey join host Nicholas Parsons for the popular panel game where they have to speak on a given subject for sixty seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
12:20pm
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
1pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Go-BetweenTerry's housekeeping and his wife's absence are starting to take their toll on Bob! Not only has Terry broken the toaster by putting chops in it but his fag ends are in the plant pots! Something has to give so Terry decides to pay Thelma a visit to try and persuade her to return to Bob.
1pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. BeanRowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.
1:30pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 14 - Hair By Mr. Bean Of LondonThe blunderingly inept master of disaster goes for a haircut, but ends up styling the other customers' hair before causing chaos at a school fun day.
1:40pm
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The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 2 - Triple DateTom and Roy are forced to entertain themselves when Sally decides to take herself away for a spa break.
2pm
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Pixelface
Series 2, Episode 9 - Come Fly With MeClaireparker is facing an uphill struggle trying to organise and enforce the cleaning rota. Her plans are further disrupted when a dashing pilot from the Flightplan game enters the console.
2pm
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Roy
A selection of episodes from the second series of the children's sitcom.
2:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 1 - Gone With The WindmillHaving been double-crossed by Herr Flick, Gruber and the Colonel are looking for a way to un-desert. Madame Edith concocts a plot that will appear that they have been kidnapped. Unfortunately, the General fails to take the hint and René is forced to save the duo before they are blown up...
2:40pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Seer Of The SandsCould a 'ghost hunter' dedicated to exposing fraud and exploitation be trying to explain his own death from beyond the grave?
3pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 6, Episode 2 - Come DancingAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
3pm
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Take It From Here
Flavours of Italy from Jimmy Edwards and Dick Bentley, while Eth's claiming Ron Glum is a daddy's boy.
3:15pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 9 - The VisitBlakey's mother announces she's coming to Luxton to pay her son a visit, and the Butlers naturally offer to put her up for the couple of nights. But she soon proves to be even more dreadful than her son - demanding, mean and manipulative!
3:30pm
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Parsley Sidings
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Night OutBertrand causes a woman to miss her train. While she, Bertrand and Horace spend the night at the station, a series of events leads them to be arrested.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 1 - In The Service Of HumanityGetting rather wet in a life-saving attempt, Clegg and Compo are dismayed to hear that the incident has inspired Foggy to devote his life - and theirs - to first aid and rescue.
3:50pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 10 - What The Stars ForetellThe Butler household is thrown into chaos when the stars foretell marital success for Mum and Olive - and they both set their eyes on Blakey! Meanwhile, the Luxton & District is being subsumed into a national company, so change is afoot at the depot.
4pm
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The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 8Vic and his team examine the world's most expensive piece of art, find out what exactly is the point of babies and discover whether you can buy a pet from a vending machine.
4:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
5pm
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Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 2 - Born To Be KingHaving left Harry as ruling Prince Regent, King Richard is away killing Turks. Edmund is instructed to arrange entertainment for the upcoming feast of St Leonard's Day, and in the process believes he has found letters pertaining to his brother's legitimacy...
5:15pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 12 - Call Of The MildEddie sneakily floods the basement so that Fiend, Haggis and Norman are allowed to live upstairs with the family. But his plan backfires when hanging round with the human's too long turns the monsters into very un-monsterly, civilised grown-ups.
5:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1 - Full Of Mysterious Promise"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?
6:05pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 5This week, wrestles with a crocodile and struggles to teach vet Emily how to identify a giraffe. Meanwhile, Julia Bradbury takes a look at items being turned to stone, and the chair is back and on the attack!
6:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
7pm
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night InGodber moves into the bottom bunk in Fletcher's cell. Unable to sleep, the two spend the night discussing their hopes, fears, and the lives they left outside.
7pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
7:30pm
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Dad Made Me Laugh
Episode 3, Nick Wisdom: The son of the late Norman Wisdom chats to Sally Magnusson about life growing up with a famous funny father.
7:40pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Hotel InspectorsWhen friends tip off the Fawltys that there are a group of hotel inspectors in town, Basil sets out to be as nice and amenable towards the guests as possible. However, one particularly demanding visitor pushes him over the edge...
8pm
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Flavours of Italy from Jimmy Edwards and Dick Bentley, while Eth's claiming Ron Glum is a daddy's boy.
8:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 3Stuck on the A3, Sue tries to keep the peace in a car that contains a new-age auntie, a bewildered grandfather, three fractious kids and several full bladders.
8:30pm
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Parsley Sidings
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Night OutBertrand causes a woman to miss her train. While she, Bertrand and Horace spend the night at the station, a series of events leads them to be arrested.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Seer Of The SandsCould a 'ghost hunter' dedicated to exposing fraud and exploitation be trying to explain his own death from beyond the grave?
9pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 5Nana's round again, and Antony's planning a trip to London. Jim's none-too complimentary about his dreams, but Denise has had enough of their father's harsh comments.
9pm
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Red Dwarf
The director's cut of "Back to Earth" followed by a collection of smeg ups. Repeated again at 00.30.
9pm
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Benidorm
Series 5, Episode 2Joyce is organising a dance competition for the guests. Everyone is eager to take part, and rehearsals are supervised by an old flame of Joyce's - TV's Cyril Babcock.
9:40pm
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Bottom
Series 3, Episode 6 - CarnivalWhen the local carnival ends in a riot, the boys go out looting. Richie grabs a video camera from the back of a BBC van, and they decide to find fame through filming their own movies.
10pm
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
10pm
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Episode 1 - PilotAlex Horne brings his 5 piece jazz band to Radio 4 in this pilot. Alex and the band explore the fantasies of a computer programmer; try combat aerobics for the over 60s; learn to speak 'jazz' and journey into space. Meanwhile special guest, the explorer Benedict Allen, finds out if music can enhance his rumble in the jungle.
10pm30 min
That Sunday Night Show
Series 3, Episode 9Adrian Chiles rounds up the big events and news stories of the week alongside regular panellist Frank Skinner and guests Denise Van Outen and Des O'Connor.
10:20pm
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The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 1 - BambiRealising that they've not washed their clothes since 1981, the housemates head to the laundrette. However, Neil's forgotten to tell them that they're expected on University Challenge.
10:25pm40 min version
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 7 - Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne, David O'DohertyThis week Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne and David O'Doherty try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include fake tension in TV shows, flags and confusing loo signs.
10:30pm
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The Maltby Collection
Series 2, Episode 5The museum staff pitch their ideas for the special exhibition.
11pm
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Newsjack
Series 6, Episode 2NHS reform, tax loopholes and Russian election are galloped at with cavalier disregard for the team's own safety.
11:05pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by Keeley Hawes and Stephen Mangan, while Lee Mack is joined by Kevin Bridges and Professor Brian Cox OBE.
11:10pm
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French And Saunders
The 1994 Christmas Special: Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders offer up their customary blend of send-ups and sketches in this yuletide special.
11:10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 4Adam Hills takes a seat on the left of the screen with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Jo Caulfield is back on, she's on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team again.
11:15pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
11:30pm
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The Harpoon
Episode 3: A special budget edition of the nostalgic spoof of boys' adventure story papers.
11:50pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 5American stand-up Jimmy Tingle joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. On the other side Russell Howard and Andy Parsons get the help of David Mitchell.
Midnight
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White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Break UpOllie suspects Darren of moonlighting with a rival firm and hires a new assistant. Darren soon finds himself in way over his head. Meanwhile, Emma quickly wangles herself a promotion at work.
Midnight
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Facejacker
Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.
12:05am
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Getting On
Series 2, Episode 1There's more grim humour among the bedpans as a new shift unfolds on B4. Kim has an unknown female admission to occupy her, Den has Hilary to cope with, and Pippa has a ward round. Mrs Fyvie, a new patient, is admitted but it's her daughter, Beedy, who requires more attention than her mother.
12:35am
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Friday Night Dinner
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofabedMum and dad are having a clear-out, but dad is reluctant to chuck away all his tatty old magazines, and ropes in Jonny to secretly hide the stash back at his flat.
12:40am
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 1 - Caroline's First DayIt is Dr. Caroline Todd's first day at the East Hampton Hospital Trust, but things don't start terribly well for her. Mac and Statham enjoy some banter, Martin looks up his old school friends online, Guy eats some coffee and Joanna has some fun on a vibrating bed.
12:45am
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The Trip
The Trip, Episode 4 - Hipping HallFor their fourth meal together, Steve and Rob are at Hipping Hall.
1:20am
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Lee Evans Up Close
Phill Jupitus interviews Lee Evans as he undertakes his XL Tour 2005.
1:45am
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Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 2, Episode 1 - War And ViolenceAs the series returns, Jo Brand looks at HRT, Reservoir Dogs, female Gladiators and TV crime programmes.
2:20am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 21, Episode 7With Bill Bailey (Team Captain), Kenny Wellington, Kate Nash, Antony Costa, Martin Freeman, Mathew Horne, Ruth Ann Boyle.
2:30am
(repeat)
Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 6 - The Black SealIt is St. Juniper's Day and the King strips Edmund of his title and duties in Edinburgh; fleeing the castle in rage, The Black Adder sets about creating the most fearsome band of Knights ever known in order to take the throne and rule the Kingdom.
2:30am
(repeat)
Dad Made Me Laugh
Episode 3, Nick Wisdom: The son of the late Norman Wisdom chats to Sally Magnusson about life growing up with a famous funny father.
2:40am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Episode 2With an endless catalogue of complaints, tonight the Grouchy Young Men vent their rage about football, sport, driving and cars.
3am
(repeat)
Take It From Here
Flavours of Italy from Jimmy Edwards and Dick Bentley, while Eth's claiming Ron Glum is a daddy's boy.
3:10am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Highlights SpecialThe very best of Olivia Lee's hidden camera comedy sketch show, featuring; Miss Single, Neurotic Flatmate and many more.
3:30am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
3:35am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 4 - BaggageWhen the past collides with the present at a school reunion, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien have to re-assess their lives.
3:55am
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White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Break UpOllie suspects Darren of moonlighting with a rival firm and hires a new assistant. Darren soon finds himself in way over his head. Meanwhile, Emma quickly wangles herself a promotion at work.