Schedule Saturday 3rd March 2012
6am
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Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 6Following the establishment of the residents' committee, Harvey is suffering. The residents are happy, but Harvey's suffering. Meanwhile, Diana's niece and Tom's son are sneaking in to secret meetings in the management office...
6:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
7am
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Bread
A selection of four episodes from the Liverpudlian sitcom by Carla Lane.
7am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 7 - Turned Out Nice AgainIf there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact.
7:35am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 9 - Someone To Watch Over MeHaving missed the interview which Yvonne set up for him, Gary has to pretend to be ill. Back in 1942, Phoebe really is ill but will 1990s medicine work in the past?
8:05am
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Pixelface
Series 2, Episode 6 - Major PlayersRiley is excited when Major Nomad, a no-nonsense character from a special mission, arrives to stay in the console. While everyone seems to love her, Riley is feeling very left out, and Alexia and Claireparker find her just a little too perfect.
9:35am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 4, Episode 3 - Biggles Tells A LieBrittas has decided he needs a day off and takes his dinghy to the coast to go sailing with Helen.
10:15am
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Sykes
Series 7, Episode 4 - Bad MedicineSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
10:30am
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
A hit comedy sketch show for CBBC, written by and starring a host of well-known comedy names.
10:55am
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11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 9, Episode 31John Rawling, Ian Stone, Matt Holland and Iyare Igiehon fight for punditry points.
11:30am
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The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 8Vic and his team examine the world's most expensive piece of art, find out what exactly is the point of babies and discover whether you can buy a pet from a vending machine.
11:40am
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Just Good Friends
Vince and Penny were about to get married, but he got cold feet and left her waiting at the church. Five years later they bump into each other again.
12:10pm
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Carry On Spying
Four trainee spies are put on the trail of the subversive organisation STENCH as they try to track down the secret Formula X.
12:20pm
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Roger & Val Have Just Got In
Series 1, Episode 4 - Be Our GuestsRoger's dad is slipping away. To add to the anxiety, cousin Cathy is arriving with her husband to say her last goodbyes and, in a mad moment, Val has been panicked into inviting them to stay in the spare room.
12:30pm
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 6 - BieberliciousSadie meddles with Ms V's love life just so she can be in a Justin Bieber video. But when her plans start to unravel, Sadie has to work extra hard to earn everyone's forgiveness.
12:40pm
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John Shuttleworth In Southern Softies
Spoof documentary fronted by John Shuttleworth, in a follow-up to It's Nice Up North.
1pm
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The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 7 - The ChristeningGloria and her husband invite both Beryl and Sandra to be godmothers to their new baby - if they can decide on a name ahead of the Christening! When Beryl discovers the baby is to be baptised Protestant rather than Catholic however, she refuses.
1:40pm
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To The Manor Born
Riches-to-rags-to-riches romantic tale of Audrey fforbes-Hamilton, forced to sell her beloved stately home to pay off her late husband's debts.
2pm
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Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 6 - BieberliciousSadie meddles with Ms V's love life just so she can be in a Justin Bieber video. But when her plans start to unravel, Sadie has to work extra hard to earn everyone's forgiveness.
2pm
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2pm
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Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Haunted HouseShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel stays in a haunted mansion.
2:05pm
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Roy
A selection of episodes from the second series of the children's sitcom.
2:20pm
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Ripping Yarns
Episode 2, The Testing of Eric Olthwaite: Abandoned by his parents, terminally boring Eric Olthwaite joins forces with a hardened criminal.
2:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 13 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him in the form of pigeons. But surely a massive drop in the pigeon population in Trafalgar Square cannot go unnoticed?
3pm
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 2 - Doing The HonoursPressured to decide on his department's Honours recommendations, Jim sees an opportunity to hold some actual power over the Civil Service. With a change to international university student funding due, Humphrey feels the pain.
3pm
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Mr. Bean
A selection of four episode of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
3:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Easter Special - The Easter BunnyEaster is approaching, and whilst the village is struggling to make good on its Lenten fasts, old Mrs Cropley is taken ill. The prognosis is bleak, and she asks the Vicar one final favour before passing into the hereafter...
4:30pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 5 - LaptopWhen Nathan's laptop mysteriously breaks down in the middle of a project, Josh is the obvious suspect.
4:35pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 1 - In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You ScreamThe Meldrews return from a disastrous Greek holiday to discover that their home has burnt down. Six months and a pile of insurance headaches later, they are ensconced in their new abode and decide to throw a house-warming party. What could possibly go wrong?
5pm
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5pm
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
5:15pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Tim Nice-but-Dim transforms himself into a rock star, and Kevin and Perry try their luck with the opposite sex.
5:30pm
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What's So Funny?
Series 3, Episode 9Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter take a look the world of comedy. Featuring Andrew Maxwell, Alex Lowe and Sandi Toksvig.
5:50pm
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Dad's Army
Feature-length film version of the classic sitcom about the Home Guard unit of a small seaside town.
6pm
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The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 5This week, the impressions include Gordon Ramsay's debut on CBeebies; Kate Winslet appearing in the Bad Jobs For Celebrities slot; and Kirstie and Phil from Location, Location, Location getting themselves into a bit of a pickle.
6:25pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
6:30pm
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Social Club FM
Series 1, Episode 2 - FestivalMr Chairman and Rex have to organise a music festival at very short notice. Can they find a willing headline act?
6:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series VI, Episode 5 - RimmerworldWhen the Dwarfers discover the crashed Simulant ship that they destroyed, they decide to go on board and recover some of their food supplies.
6:50pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 2 - Battle SchoolThe Walmington-on-Sea platoon are going to a training camp. But after the platoon get lost on the way and arrive late, the men begin to lose faith in Captain Mainwaring.
7pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 1 - Mr. BeanIn this original award-winning episode, Mr. Bean takes an exam, sunbathes and goes to church with Richard Briers - driving badly all the way!
7pm
Let's Dance For Sport Relief
Omid Djalili, actress Arabella Weir, Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills, musician Olly Murs, Outnumbered's Tyger Drew-Honey and CBBC's Dani Harmer dance this week. Tim Minchin, Katy Brand and Ed Byrne are the judges.
7:20pm
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The Story Of Light Entertainment
Episode 2 - All Round EntertainersThis edition looks at the 'all round entertainers' who originally came from the Victorian music hall tradition.
7:20pm
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7:30pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. BeanRowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.
7:35pm30 min
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 5This week, wrestles with a crocodile and struggles to teach vet Emily how to identify a giraffe. Meanwhile, Julia Bradbury takes a look at items being turned to stone, and the chair is back and on the attack!
7:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
8pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the ninth episode of Britain's longest running sitcom.
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 1, Episode 6 - HaemophobiaDr Ellingham is infuriated when the locals discover his 'issue' with blood. Then his little problem is put to the most extreme test imaginable when young Peter Cronk must be rushed to hospital in the dead of night.
9pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 1 - Stag NightGary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then faces up to his last night of freedom.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 2, Episode 9 - Lionel Richie, Michael Ball, Imelda Staunton, RihannaJonathan's guests this week include soul legend Lionel Richie, Michael Ball and Imelda Staunton from stage musical Sweeney Todd, and Rihanna, who also performs.
9:30pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 6 - Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot, Tommy TiernanWith Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot and Tommy Tiernan.
9:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 5 - Small OpeningSaffron's first play is due to open for a limited run. When Eddy discovers it's autobiographical, she is afraid it will paint her in a bad light and resolves to have the production shut down.
10pm
The Best Of Adam And Joe
A selection of tasty treats from Adam and Joe's 6 Music show at the Big British Castle. The duo discuss the appropriateness of text kisses, whether holiday massages are as relaxing as they should be, and Joe turns into Jools Holland.
10pm
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Eddie Izzard: Circle
The comedian performs live in New York with his unique commentary on religion and the history of England.
10pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 4 - Hunks SpecialKeith, Holly, Fearne and Rufus are joined by 'hunks' Dougie Poynter and Harry Judd from McFly, cricketer Andrew Flintoff, and David Hasselhoff.
10:20pm
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Early Doors
Sitcom set in a small Manchester pub created by Craig Cash and Phil Mealey. Joe and Duffy pass the time with landlord Ken and the other pub regulars.
10:30pm
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Two Episodes Of Mash
Series 1, Episode 1In the first episode, listeners discover what happens when Rapunzel gets an intercom; learn how Buzz Aldrin missed out on being the first man to walk on the moon; and find out what spiders think about when they're trapped under a glass.
11pm
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Episode 1 - PilotThis Boxing Day pilot was the very first bit of Fry and Laurie. Sketches covered things such as Australian soap operas, a toy car showroom, and their own late-night review show "Argue the Toss".
11:20pm
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Son Of Rambow
Comedy set in in 1980s England in which two young boys from very different backgrounds join forces to make a film.
11:40pm
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The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Special - Five Go Mad On MescalinWhile on their way to stay with Mrs French at Hot Turkey Farm, the intrepid youngsters learn that their Uncle Quentin, a well-known scientist and homosexual, has escaped from prison.
12:25am
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Murder Most Horrid
Episode 2, The Girl From Ipanema: A Brazilian au pair finds work with an English couple who are not all that they seem.
1:05am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 1 - Stag NightGary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then faces up to his last night of freedom.
1:20am
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Steve Coogan As Alan Partridge And Other Less Successful Characters
Steve Coogan performs as some of his most famous creations including a certain Norwich DJ. Recorded in Blackpool in 2008.
1:20am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 5This week, wrestles with a crocodile and struggles to teach vet Emily how to identify a giraffe. Meanwhile, Julia Bradbury takes a look at items being turned to stone, and the chair is back and on the attack!
1:25am
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Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 6 - Tiger With ChlamydiaNoel discovers that Andy Warhol is a forgery, Tony Reason is visited by his old mucker Tod Michaels, the music-producing hammerhead shark, and the jungle is terrorised by a giant tiger with an STD.
1:30am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
1:35am45 min version (repeat)
1:45am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 5 - Small OpeningSaffron's first play is due to open for a limited run. When Eddy discovers it's autobiographical, she is afraid it will paint her in a bad light and resolves to have the production shut down.
2am
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White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Break UpOllie suspects Darren of moonlighting with a rival firm and hires a new assistant. Darren soon finds himself in way over his head. Meanwhile, Emma quickly wangles herself a promotion at work.
2:10am
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Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:15am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 6Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including body parts, prostate exams, and the phrase "a stitch in time saves nine".
2:20am
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Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 2, Episode 1 - War And ViolenceAs the series returns, Jo Brand looks at HRT, Reservoir Dogs, female Gladiators and TV crime programmes.
2:20am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.
2:25am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Episode 1The Grouchy Young Men, including hilarious celebrities Jim Jefferies and Jack Whitehall, are back to discuss money, friends and politics.
2:30am
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Alien Autopsy
Ant and Dec's big screen debut. Ray and Gary film their own re-enactment of the 1947 Roswell alien autopsy and try to pass it off as the original.
2:45am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 7Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including Karl's new diary, Stephen's attempt to get a nickname, and whether people think in their accents.
2:55am
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Threesome
Series 1, Episode 5It's Richie's birthday and new boyfriend Dave has special plans. The trouble is that Alice has her own (more special) plans... as does their unborn baby.
2:55am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
4am
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Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 6 - Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot, Tommy TiernanWith Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot and Tommy Tiernan.
4:30am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
5am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
5:30am
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What's So Funny?
Series 3, Episode 9Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter take a look the world of comedy. Featuring Andrew Maxwell, Alex Lowe and Sandi Toksvig.