Schedule Wednesday 29th February 2012
6am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 7 - SquattersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 7 - Have Hen Will TravelWith Beryl's late sleeping having got both girls the sack, when Sandra see an advert stating 'vacancies for temporary general help on smallholding', she convinces Beryl that the answers to all their problems lie in the Welsh soil...
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 7 - From Wellies To Wet SuitWhen Compo expresses a desire to explore the wonders of the deep, Foggy and Clegg, knowing his normal natural aversion to water, are so impressed that they readily sponsor his purchase of one slightly used frogman suit.
7am
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 2, Episode 6 - FoodPam Ayres presents poetry, anecdotes and sketches on the topic of 'Food', with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead.
7:30am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 4Threatened by Harvey with eviction over non-disclosure of a small arthritis-like joint condition, Diana begins a journey of soul-searching, and starts preparing Tom for life at the home without her. He, however, is determined not to accept her being thrown out of Bayview.
7:30am
(repeat)
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 4, Episode 3Mark aims to compile more policies for his manifesto.
8am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 7 - SquattersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8am
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Income Tax DemandAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 9 - Supersize TimmyTimmy accidentally eats a tomato grown with Miracle-Grow fertilizer, and expands to become the King Kong of sheep. Shaun must keep the giant toddler out of sight while trying to figure out how to return him to normal size.
8:30am
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches featuring the Metropolitan Police to a dead newsreader. From February 1984.
8:40am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 7 - Have Hen Will TravelWith Beryl's late sleeping having got both girls the sack, when Sandra see an advert stating 'vacancies for temporary general help on smallholding', she convinces Beryl that the answers to all their problems lie in the Welsh soil...
9am
(repeat)
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 4: Edward Wilson's quest for truth becomes the Movement.
9:10am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
9:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 7 - From Wellies To Wet SuitWhen Compo expresses a desire to explore the wonders of the deep, Foggy and Clegg, knowing his normal natural aversion to water, are so impressed that they readily sponsor his purchase of one slightly used frogman suit.
9:20am
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 2 - All Around The ClockGeorge hasn't been allowed to forget his wedding anniversary, and buys Mildred a carriage clock. Meanwhile, the Fourmiles return from a 'winter holiday' to find their house burgled.
10am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
10:40am
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
11am
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 6 - Fangs For The MemoriesLenny is convinced vampires are real and that there is one staying at Hotel Trubble. To make matters worse, Mrs P has fallen in love with him. Dolly has yet another scheme to try to improve business.
11:20am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - Last Post And PigeonCompo's invitation to lay a wreath in Dunkirk is withdrawn because of his dress sense.
11:30am30 min
11:35am
(repeat)
Two Thousand Women
Film set in 1944 in a Nazi-run French internment camp for British women caught up in the invasion of Europe.
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
12pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Income Tax DemandAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
12:30pm
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches featuring the Metropolitan Police to a dead newsreader. From February 1984.
12:40pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.
1:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 2 - Poetic JusticeAn old acquaintance of Fletcher's becomes the third occupant of the cell: the judge who sentenced him to five years! Initial resentment fades, and Fletcher decides that an old school friend of the Governor's could prove very useful. However, not all his fellow prisoners are as enlightened.
2pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
The second half of the first series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 7 - Who's Got Rhythm?Prompted by the number of bands in the valley, Compo becomes musical.
2:15pm45 min
The Indian Doctor
Series 2, Episode 3 - The MiracleTrefelin is deserted as Prem waits for a vaccination unit to arrive from Cardiff.
2:15pm45 min
On Mardle Fen
Series 4, Episode 1 - If You Build ItWarwick hits on an idea for putting the restaurant on the map; a music festival. Jack is dead against it but Warwick has plans.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 1, Episode 5 - In A JamCarter's uncle gets time to reflect, stuck on a busy motorway to the coast.
3pm
(repeat)
ChuckleVision
Series 15, Episode 9 - The Purple Pimple - KidnapIn the first part of The Purple Pimple Saga, there's a revolution going on in France. When The Countess is kidnapped, The Purple Pimple's search is helped, or rather hindered, by Paul and Barry.
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 9 - Do-It-Yourself Mr. BeanMr. Bean catches a bargain in the New Year's Day sales, devises an unusual method of transporting his shopping home and wreaks havoc by doing a spot of decorating.
4:10pm
(repeat)
Fun At St. Fanny's
Comedy starring Fred Emney and Cardew Robinson as headmaster and overgrown pupil at a boarding school.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
4:30pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 14 - Hair By Mr. Bean Of LondonThe blunderingly inept master of disaster goes for a haircut, but ends up styling the other customers' hair before causing chaos at a school fun day.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
5pm
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 11 - War DamagePike is painting the pier. He, Hodges and Wilson are still trying to get people to rally round the effort to rebuild the pier, with Wilson and Hodges going to London to get a grant.
5:10pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Travelling ManWhen George advertises for a lodger to take their spare room, Mildred is not impresse - until, that is, she sees the male applicant!
5:15pm30 min
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 6 - BieberliciousSadie meddles with Ms V's love life just so she can be in a Justin Bieber video. But when her plans start to unravel, Sadie has to work extra hard to earn everyone's forgiveness.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - Last Post And PigeonCompo's invitation to lay a wreath in Dunkirk is withdrawn because of his dress sense.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 2, Episode 6 - FoodPam Ayres presents poetry, anecdotes and sketches on the topic of 'Food', with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
6:30pm30 min
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 4, Episode 4On this week's agenda, a kick-starter to kick Scotland out of the Union, bankers to be given bonuses in the form of NHS donation cards, and an end to bank fees for those on a family income of less than 30,000 pounds.
6:40pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
7pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 9 - Do-It-Yourself Mr. BeanMr. Bean catches a bargain in the New Year's Day sales, devises an unusual method of transporting his shopping home and wreaks havoc by doing a spot of decorating.
7pm
(repeat)
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Income Tax DemandAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 2 - Poetic JusticeAn old acquaintance of Fletcher's becomes the third occupant of the cell: the judge who sentenced him to five years! Initial resentment fades, and Fletcher decides that an old school friend of the Governor's could prove very useful. However, not all his fellow prisoners are as enlightened.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 14 - Hair By Mr. Bean Of LondonThe blunderingly inept master of disaster goes for a haircut, but ends up styling the other customers' hair before causing chaos at a school fun day.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Armoured Might Of Lance Corporal JonesWalker suggests to Jones that he should loan the platoon his butchers' van, so that he can get free petrol for it. However, Mainwaring is ordered to have the vehicle converted to run on gas, causing more than a few problems and thwarting Walker's plan!
7:30pm
(repeat)
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 2This week, the ladies with Absolutely No Sense & Sensibility perform at the pianoforte, and we look inside the offices of the Bad Men.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Best Of Bentine
Sketches featuring the Metropolitan Police to a dead newsreader. From February 1984.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 7 - Who's Got Rhythm?Prompted by the number of bands in the valley, Compo becomes musical.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the second and sixth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
8:20pm
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 9Jo Brand host tonight's edition. Joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton will be Reginald D. Hunter and Joanna Scanlan.
10pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 5Paul meets Sam's parents who are still laughing about their fancy dress party, Bernie meets a new member of staff and Nan comes home from a funeral and discovers that Lena owed her money.
10pm30 min
Roger & Val Have Just Got In
Series 2, Episode 4 - Pam's CollageVal returns home from the day of her first interview and although she is through to the second round she feels threatened by her rival, Pam Bagnall.
10pm
(repeat)
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 4More from the ingenious panel show hosted by Alexander Armstrong. Devising - as well as answering - the questions here are Clive Anderson, Sue Perkins and Daniel Sloss.
10pm
(repeat)
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 4, Episode 3Mark aims to compile more policies for his manifesto.
10pm45 min
10 O'Clock Live
Series 2, Episode 4Lauren, Jimmy, David and Charlie are back to look over another week's news events.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Ross Noble Goes Global
Series 2, Episode 2 - AdelaideIn Adelaide, "The City of Churches" and bizarre murder captial of the world, Ross makes the acquaintance of some drunks who are convinced he is a spy...
10:40pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 6Janice & Ray discuss their gourmet's experience, Kate & Ellen are talking about the most offensive word in the office, Lauren questions her teacher's sexuality and Nan receives a visit from an old friend.
10:45pm30 min
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 4 - TravelIt's off to Benidorm for the Scottish comedian. There he chats to Brits enjoying the classic package holiday to find out whether it is all it is cracked up to be - while reminiscing about his own family experiences abroad.
10:55pm
(repeat)
The Mad Bad Ad Show
Episode 2This week the ads are themed around smoking. Micky and Mark are joined by Jason Manford and Matthew Crosby.
11pm15 min
Tim Key's Poetry Programme
Series 1, Episode 2 - DeathTim attempts to get to the bottom of 'death' via his narrative poem The Boy Who Faked His Own Death.
11pm
(repeat)
Edge Falls
Series 1, Episode 2Dickie 'animal man' Doubleday is booked for a celebrity appearance at the retail village. But Dickie it transpires is barking mad.
11pm
(repeat)
The Story Of Light Entertainment
Episode 1 - The Double ActsThis first episode looks at double acts ranging from Laurel and Hardy to Morecambe and Wise, from Reeves and Mortimer to Ant and Dec.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.1, Teacher's Pet: Tom decides to set up an acting school but he has no pupils.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Kevin Bridges: What's The Story?
Episode 4 - TravelIt's off to Benidorm for the Scottish comedian. There he chats to Brits enjoying the classic package holiday to find out whether it is all it is cracked up to be - while reminiscing about his own family experiences abroad.
11:15pm15 min
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 1, Episode 2 - About Moving OutNathan decides it's time to leave home, but can he find somewhere to live, and will his mother allow him to leave?
11:20pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 3 - Mummy CupboardGaz decides it's time to make a proper commitment to Donna. Janet tries talking dirty for a living and Louise is in for a shock when she finally meets her real parents.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Any Bloke
Episode 1, Demand and Supply: Phil works and Sarah is a mum at home, but then she is offered a job.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 9Jo Brand host tonight's edition. Joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton will be Reginald D. Hunter and Joanna Scanlan.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.2, Stiff: Linda and Tom return home to discover a dead body in the living room.
12:10am
(repeat)
Lee Evans Live In Scotland
The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.
12:25am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
12:40am
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
1:20am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Episode 3This week's guest host is Alex James from Blur and the panellists are Peter Serafinowicz, stand-up comic Holly Walsh, singer Newton Faulkner and Jessica Origliasso from The Veronicas.
1:30am
(repeat)
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
1:40am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Highlights SpecialThe very best of Olivia Lee's hidden camera comedy sketch show, featuring; Miss Single, Neurotic Flatmate and many more.
1:45am
(repeat)
White Van Man
Series 2, Episode 1 - CharityOllie swaps the job book for a fancy new phone app, which soon lands him in hot water. Tensions between Emma and Liz rise, while Darren struggles to come to terms with fatherhood.
1:50am
(repeat)
Banzai
Cult Japanese-style sketch show. A wacky no holds barred betting show, often involving celebrities.
2am
(repeat)
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Pilot, Episode 1 - Jo Brand Through The CakeholeDeadpan comedienne Jo Brand delivers a unique blend of stand-up and sketches, focusing on her favourite subjects - namely, cakes and men.
2am
(repeat)
Nineteen Ninety-Eight
Episode 4: Edward Wilson's quest for truth becomes the Movement.
2:10am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Episode 2With an endless catalogue of complaints, tonight the Grouchy Young Men vent their rage about football, sport, driving and cars.
2:10am
(repeat)
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:15am
(repeat)
Pramface
Series 1, Episode 1 - Like Narnia But SexyAfter a drunken night in bed, the lives of teenagers Laura and Jamie are about to collide in the most spectacular fashion...
2:20am
(repeat)
Star Stories
Series 2, Episode 3 - Simon Cowell: My Honesty, My GeniusStar Stories looks at Simon Cowell's brilliant and modest life.
2:30am
(repeat)
Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 1, Episode 3Jo Brand gives Helena Bonham-Carter a lesson in how to make herself more attractive to men. Plus, there's a trip to a male prostitute.
2:30am
(repeat)
Sex Lives Of The Potato Men
Comedy focusing on four male friends, running a potato supply/delivery company in the West Midlands, on the lookout for sex.
2:40am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 4.4, Sacked: A new female Superintendent takes over the department and decides that Louis and Briggs need to go.
3:15am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Sitcom about mismatched sisters Tracey and Sharon, and their glamorous friend, Dorien.
3:20am
(repeat)
The Story Of Light Entertainment
Episode 1 - The Double ActsThis first episode looks at double acts ranging from Laurel and Hardy to Morecambe and Wise, from Reeves and Mortimer to Ant and Dec.
5am
(repeat)
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 11 - War DamagePike is painting the pier. He, Hodges and Wilson are still trying to get people to rally round the effort to rebuild the pier, with Wilson and Hodges going to London to get a grant.
5:30am
(repeat)
Ayres On The Air
Series 2, Episode 6 - FoodPam Ayres presents poetry, anecdotes and sketches on the topic of 'Food', with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead.