Schedule Monday 27th February 2012
6am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 5 - InventionsSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
6:30am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 5 - Girl SaturdayBeryl has been told she must start wearing spectacles but she is worried that if they are grotesque then Robert will not want to see her any more.
7am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 5 - One Of The Last Few Places Unexplored By ManCompo reveals an unnatural desire to have his photograph taken in that most forbidden territory - Nora Batty's bedroom. What is worse, he chooses to realise this ambition at a time when Nora is at her most defensive. However Compo doesn't see this as a serious problem and, with a little help from his friends, he plots a way over her doorstep.
7am
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 1 - ChurlishLife is about to change with Robin's divorce from the woman he was never married to in the first place.
7:30am
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 3Nicholas Parsons hosts the popular panel game, with panellists Sue Perkins, Paul Merton, Julian Clary and Charles Collingwood battling it out for verbal supremacy.
7:40am
(repeat)
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 2Facing yet another boring day at Bayview, Tom and Diana take advantage of the sports car her neice has left there whilst on holiday, and tear up the south coast from Bournemouth to Brighton.
8am
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne flicks through his diary, and Hornerama probes Love and Marriage. From August 1958.
8:20am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 5, Episode 5 - InventionsSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
8:20am
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
8:25am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 7 - Hair Today, Gone TomorrowThe farmer gets ready for a date and wants to look his best, so it's time to dust off his prized hairpiece. Shaun can't resist trying the wig on but loses it while showing off to the flock. The race is on as Shaun and Bitzer try to return the wig in time for the farmer's big night.
8:30am
(repeat)
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Haunted HouseShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel stays in a haunted mansion.
9am
(repeat)
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 5 - Girl SaturdayBeryl has been told she must start wearing spectacles but she is worried that if they are grotesque then Robert will not want to see her any more.
9am
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Episode 1 - PilotAlex Horne brings his 5 piece jazz band to Radio 4 in this pilot. Alex and the band explore the fantasies of a computer programmer; try combat aerobics for the over 60s; learn to speak 'jazz' and journey into space. Meanwhile special guest, the explorer Benedict Allen, finds out if music can enhance his rumble in the jungle.
9:05am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 9 - The VisitBlakey's mother announces she's coming to Luxton to pay her son a visit, and the Butlers naturally offer to put her up for the couple of nights. But she soon proves to be even more dreadful than her son - demanding, mean and manipulative!
9:10am
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
9:30am
(repeat)
Says On The Tin
Episode 5 - HealthcareEliott makes a film to encourage US investment in the NHS, explaining that 'where there's pain, there's gain'.
9:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 5 - One Of The Last Few Places Unexplored By ManCompo reveals an unnatural desire to have his photograph taken in that most forbidden territory - Nora Batty's bedroom. What is worse, he chooses to realise this ambition at a time when Nora is at her most defensive. However Compo doesn't see this as a serious problem and, with a little help from his friends, he plots a way over her doorstep.
9:40am
(repeat)
Fun At St. Fanny's
Comedy starring Fred Emney and Cardew Robinson as headmaster and overgrown pupil at a boarding school.
10:20am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
11am
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
11am
(repeat)
One Foot In The Gravy
John Shuttleworth takes to the stage at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire. A TV broadcast of Graham Fellows' 2001 stage show.
11am
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 4 - Love Conkers AllJamie is alarmed to hear that Hotel Trubble is holding the World Conker Championship, once again Sally has forgotten to pass over the message. How will he cope with arch rivals Boris 'The Bear' Bolshieman and Louie 'The Lip' Lipinski?
11:30am30 min
Wordaholics
Series 1, Episode 2This week linguistic brainbox Natalie Haynes and poet Michael Rosen vie for wordy supremacy with comedians Arthur Smith and Paul Sinha.
11:35am
(repeat)
That Riviera Touch
Comedy starring Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise. The accident-prone duo escape to the French Riviera, only to become caught up in a crime sting.
11:40am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
12pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne flicks through his diary, and Hornerama probes Love and Marriage. From August 1958.
12:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 8 - Howard Throws A WobblerWhen Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects the worst, so Truly organises a surveillance team to follow her.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Haunted HouseShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel stays in a haunted mansion.
1pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 4 - Hole In The SkyMargaret's in for a number of shocks as Victor helps a young Dutch girl to get back on her feet and a pair of eccentric builders arrive to embark on a loft conversion.
1:40pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - Happy ReleaseFletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...
2pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 5 - Ordeal By TrousersCompo recalls an old schoolboy custom which will prove if Foggy's war stories are true or not.
2:15pm45 min
The Indian Doctor
Series 2, Episode 1 - Foreign BodiesDr Prem Sharma and his wife Kamini nervously await the arrival of his dreaded mother-in-law, Pushpa.
2:20pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - DatesDel attempts to meet his dream woman at a dating agency after seeing Trigger have some success. Meanwhile, Uncle Albert is dropping heavy hints about his impending birthday...
2:30pm
(repeat)
Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night On The TownIt's Carter's first look at Soho exotic dancers, but not Uncle Mort's.
3pm
(repeat)
ChuckleVision
Series 15, Episode 6 - On Your PikePaul and Barry are angling for a good time as they spend the day fishing. Unfortunately, they mix a deadly pike with the adjacent trout farm and must catch it before irreparable damage is done.
4pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 5 - The Trouble With Mr. BeanThanks to some ingenious driving, Mr. Bean gets to an appointment with the dentist after oversleeping. He also has trouble in the park with a bothersome wasp, and meets a child with a remote-controlled boat.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
4:30pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 6 - Mr. Bean Rides AgainRowan Atkinson creates more comic mayhem as Mr. Bean comes to the aid of a heart-attack victim, fails miserably to post a letter and flies off on holiday.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
5pm
(repeat)
The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket
Putting It on the Map: To encourage tourism, the dear ladies revive an old custom. From April 1983.
5:15pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 1 - Jumble PieGeorge's budgie Oscar has died. However, Mildred's busy sorting out unwanted items for the vicar's jumble sale.
5:15pm30 min
Roy
Series 2, Episode 8 - Magical RoyWhen Roy causes the theft of Bill's taxi, he decides to earn money to buy a new car. Working as sidekick to a kids' entertainer, Roy sacrifices his weekends without being paid. Will Roy realise that he is being used?
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 1 - ChurlishLife is about to change with Robin's divorce from the woman he was never married to in the first place.
5:45pm30 min
The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 8Vic and his team examine the world's most expensive piece of art, find out what exactly is the point of babies and discover whether you can buy a pet from a vending machine.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 8 - Howard Throws A WobblerWhen Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects the worst, so Truly organises a surveillance team to follow her.
6pm
(repeat)
Hordes Of The Things
Episode 3 - The Third ChronicleAs the defenders of Albion complete their quests, one makes a startling discovery.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 10Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 4Panellists Paul Merton, Liza Tarbuck, Josie Lawrence and Kit Hesketh-Harvey join host Nicholas Parsons for the popular panel game where they have to speak on a given subject for sixty seconds without hesitation, repetition or deviation.
6:40pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 4 - Hole In The SkyMargaret's in for a number of shocks as Victor helps a young Dutch girl to get back on her feet and a pair of eccentric builders arrive to embark on a loft conversion.
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
7pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 5 - The Trouble With Mr. BeanThanks to some ingenious driving, Mr. Bean gets to an appointment with the dentist after oversleeping. He also has trouble in the park with a bothersome wasp, and meets a child with a remote-controlled boat.
7pm
(repeat)
Beyond Our Ken
Kenneth Horne flicks through his diary, and Hornerama probes Love and Marriage. From August 1958.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - Happy ReleaseFletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...
7:30pm
(repeat)
Mr. Bean
Episode 6 - Mr. Bean Rides AgainRowan Atkinson creates more comic mayhem as Mr. Bean comes to the aid of a heart-attack victim, fails miserably to post a letter and flies off on holiday.
7:30pm
(repeat)
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Haunted HouseShady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel stays in a haunted mansion.
7:50pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 5 - Ordeal By TrousersCompo recalls an old schoolboy custom which will prove if Foggy's war stories are true or not.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first series as well as the "Dates" Christmas special (22.00).
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:30pm30 min
The Bleak Old Shop Of Stuff
Episode 2Stricken with grief at the apparent death of his wife, Jedrington begins to question the morality of his business empire until on Easter Eve he is visited by three terrifying ghostly rabbits who drive him over the edge of despair.
9pm30 min
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 4More from the ingenious panel show hosted by Alexander Armstrong. Devising - as well as answering - the questions here are Clive Anderson, Sue Perkins and Daniel Sloss.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 6 - BrightonMichael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow heads to the seaside and to the Brighton Dome for the final destination of the series. Here, he introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson, along with unique pub landlord Al Murray, the evening's headline act.
9:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 7Popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Eamonn Holmes and guest panelists Armando Iannucci and Robert Peston.
10pm30 min
Watson & Oliver
Series 1, Episode 2This week, the ladies with Absolutely No Sense & Sensibility perform at the pianoforte, and we look inside the offices of the Bad Men.
10pm
(repeat)
Just A Minute
Series 62, Episode 3Nicholas Parsons hosts the popular panel game, with panellists Sue Perkins, Paul Merton, Julian Clary and Charles Collingwood battling it out for verbal supremacy.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 7Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Episode 1 - PilotAlex Horne brings his 5 piece jazz band to Radio 4 in this pilot. Alex and the band explore the fantasies of a computer programmer; try combat aerobics for the over 60s; learn to speak 'jazz' and journey into space. Meanwhile special guest, the explorer Benedict Allen, finds out if music can enhance his rumble in the jungle.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 4Gina Yashere joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle for the fifth time. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons have Ed Byrne.
11pm
(repeat)
Miracles R Us
Episode 4 - Lot 243Caroline and Sylvia attend an auction at a country house and both meet a kindred spirit.
11pm
(repeat)
The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 2Steve Punt is joined by Jon Culshaw, Mitch Benn, Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin and Paul Sinha for a topical tour of the week's news.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Burnistoun
Series 1, Highlights Special - Best Of BurnistounSpecially selected highlights from the sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town that's strangely familiar.
11:05pm
(repeat)
That Sunday Night Show
Series 3, Episode 8Alexandra Burke, Jon Richardson and Frank Skinner join Adrian to trawl through the week's news events.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 6JP finds out his father has serious health issues, and decides the best response is to take his first acid trip. Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn't called Oregon at all, but Melissa.
11:20pm60 min version (repeat)
11:25pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 3Fearne Cotton, guest team captain Emma Bunton and Rufus Hound are joined by star guests Tess Daly, Danny Dyer and Jake Humphrey as they try to prove who knows the most about the latest celebrity gossip.
11:35pm
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 16 - Mark Wahlberg, Minnie Driver, Mark Watson, Christina PerriMark Wahlberg talks about having all his tattoos removed, Minnie Driver reveals she would like to move back to the UK, while Mark Watson talks about his tour and Christina Perri performs live in the studio and talks about the Brits.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 3 - MoroccoIn Marrakech for a photo shoot, Edina and Patsy look forward to a jaunt full of sex, drugs and shopping. When Saffron disappears into slavery temporarily, however, the two become lost in the desert.
11:45pm
(repeat)
Elastic Planet
Episode 2 - The TrainYou and five other passengers are sitting in a carriage on a train to Whittleble in 1947 - a child genius, a government minister, a man with the head of a fish, an opera singer and a chef.
Midnight
(repeat)
Hordes Of The Things
Episode 3 - The Third ChronicleAs the defenders of Albion complete their quests, one makes a startling discovery.
12:05am
(repeat)
The Unforgettable...
Series 1, Episode 5 - Kenny EverettLoving celebration of the life and work of beloved radio DJ and sketch show comedian Kenny Everett. Features interviews and home footage.
12:15am
(repeat)
Shameless
Series 9, Episode 8Times are hard and Marty and his apprentice Aidan attempt to redirect a power line to the Gallagher house to get free electricity. The plan goes disastrously wrong and a power cut plunges the whole estate into darkness.
12:20am
(repeat)
French And Saunders
Seasonal mirth with Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. Featuring their own special takes on TV dramas Monarch of the Glen and Tipping the Velvet. Guests include Richard and Judy.
12:20am
(repeat)
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 4More from the ingenious panel show hosted by Alexander Armstrong. Devising - as well as answering - the questions here are Clive Anderson, Sue Perkins and Daniel Sloss.
12:35am
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 16 - Mark Wahlberg, Minnie Driver, Mark Watson, Christina PerriMark Wahlberg talks about having all his tattoos removed, Minnie Driver reveals she would like to move back to the UK, while Mark Watson talks about his tour and Christina Perri performs live in the studio and talks about the Brits.
1am
(repeat)
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 4When an unfortunate predilection for the trumpet causes Jeeves and Wooster to part ways, the minor aristocrat retreats to a country cottage to practice his musical skill in peace. Unfortunately, Bertie soon finds himself in the midst of a love triangle, between old friend Chuffy and American heiress Pauline.
1am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 4Gina Yashere joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle for the fifth time. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons have Ed Byrne.
1:05am
(repeat)
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 9 - EmergencyBefore Mac leaves he gives Guy one last bet - that he cannot have sex with Joanna. Martin decides to get his revenge on Guy by opening his post, but when he does he uncovers a horrible secret. These two situations combine leading to a incident involving Guy, Mac, Martin, botox, an ambulance, a field full of sheep and a cliff.
1:10am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 6Massively Pregnant goes for her first break-dancing lesson, and Elaine Caine meets Ian Waite.
1:15am
(repeat)
Rick & Peter
Sitcom pilot about T4 presenter Rick Edwards, who has to undergo political correctness training after a flippant comment becomes a YouTube sensation.
1:30am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 20Justin Moorhouse on coffee shops, Carl Donnelly on one night stands, Chris McCausland on embarrassing situations, and Craig Campbell on Norway.
1:40am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Highlights SpecialMore of the best bits from the series as our Grouchies look back grimly on their early years, watching porn, and Brits abroad.
2am
(repeat)
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Episode 1 - PilotAlex Horne brings his 5 piece jazz band to Radio 4 in this pilot. Alex and the band explore the fantasies of a computer programmer; try combat aerobics for the over 60s; learn to speak 'jazz' and journey into space. Meanwhile special guest, the explorer Benedict Allen, finds out if music can enhance his rumble in the jungle.
2:10am
(repeat)
French And Saunders
Seasonal mirth with Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. Featuring their own special takes on TV dramas Monarch of the Glen and Tipping the Velvet. Guests include Richard and Judy.
2:10am
(repeat)
The Detectives
Episode 4.2, Fur Coat, No Knickers: Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene.
2:30am
(repeat)
Says On The Tin
Episode 5 - HealthcareEliott makes a film to encourage US investment in the NHS, explaining that 'where there's pain, there's gain'.
2:35am
(repeat)
Star Stories
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Church Of Scientology Presents... Being Tom Cruise: How Scientology Is In No Way MentalStar Stories presents its version of the Tom Cruise story.
2:40am
(repeat)
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 6JP finds out his father has serious health issues, and decides the best response is to take his first acid trip. Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn't called Oregon at all, but Melissa.
2:50am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Christmas Special - Reservoir BirdsSharon and Tracey take jobs in a casino and when the chance of some easy money comes along, they're happy to take it. But they soon discover that free gifts come with strings attached.
3:40am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 7Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
3:45am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Highlights SpecialMore of the best bits from the series as our Grouchies look back grimly on their early years, watching porn, and Brits abroad.
5am
(repeat)
The Random Jottings Of Hinge And Bracket
Putting It on the Map: To encourage tourism, the dear ladies revive an old custom. From April 1983.
5:30am
(repeat)
Married
Series 2, Episode 1 - ChurlishLife is about to change with Robin's divorce from the woman he was never married to in the first place.