Schedule Saturday 18th February 2012
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
Victoria Wood casts another comic glance at the world, with help from Julie Walters and Celia Imrie.
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes devoted to the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet).
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 4 - It's A Sin To Tell A LieGary's best friend and printer Ron is having marriage problems and it seems that his latest batch of 40s currency won't pass the quality threshold. Or could there be another time-traveller on Gary's patch?
Blackadder
Part of G.O.L.D.'s Blackadder weekend, today is devoted to the entire first two series of the historical sitcom. Repeated again as of 16.10.
Pixelface
Series 2, Episode 4 - Fast And FuriousAfter entering the portal, Sgt Riley realises something is not quite right with the gang and that he has accidentally entered a parallel console.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 5 - Change PartnersGary feels on top of the world - the two loves of his life are happy and contented and his new shop is doing well - but, in his case, pride comes before several falls.
Roy
Series 2, Episode 6 - Pint Sized RoyRoy accidentally gets shrunk to just five inches tall. Home alone, he destroys the anniversary cake that Becky baked for their grandparents. How will Roy make it up to his sister, and will he return to normal size?
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 11Blueberry Woman enjoys a family reunion, Eddie Bigg lends his friend his favourite pencil and Gerald gets confused during a police identity parade.
Fighting Talk
Series 9, Episode 29Nick Hancock is joined by comedian Justin Moorhouse, horse racing correspondent Cornelius Lysaght, broadcaster and presenter Dougie Anderson and broadcaster and pundit Greg Brady.
HighLites
A repeat run of the entire first series.
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 4 - CocolocolisticSadie auditions to get into a new girl band, but when she upsets Kit once too often, he goes all out to get Whitney the gig in Sadie's place.
The Now Show
Series 36, Episode 1Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis return with another series of topical sketch and stand-up. With Mitch Benn, Jon Holmes, Pippa Evans and John Finnemore.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Football MatchThe depot establishes a football team, and with the promise of £5 for each player should they win their upcoming match, Stan's keen to join - even with Blakey as trainer. But when the star player is injured, they face a much bigger challenge than imagined!
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 7 - Goodbye StanWith the cost of living heading ever-upwards, Stan's had enough and decides to apply for a different job: at a car factory. In the north!
Sadie J
Series 2, Episode 3 - GagaliciousWhen Kit's cousin comes to stay, Sadie and Dede think he's trying to turn Kit into someone different - but could it be Kit who feels he's got something to hide? Meanwhile, Danny and Jake try their hands at DJ-ing - but how far can they get with only Steve's old vinyl collection to work with?
Steptoe And Son
Episode 5.4, A Winter's Tale: Harold wants to go on holiday - without Albert.
Fat Chance
Episode 5 - Better Wed Than DeadIt's Kelly's wedding day and the rest of the slimming club rally round to give her a day she'll never forget - though she may want to...
Mr. Bean
Episode 10 - Mind The Baby, Mr. BeanThe inept master of disaster finds himself looking after a baby at a funfair.
Mr. Bean
Episode 11 - Back To School Mr. BeanMr. Bean visits a local school's open day, trying out some painting, a spot of judo, and goods from the cake stall.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 3 - MathsTo get out of maths homework Josh claims he has number blindness, and persuades novice supply teacher Janucek to let him off.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little SecretMrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.
What's So Funny?
Series 3, Episode 7Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter take a look the world of comedy. Featuring Andi Osho and Jenny Eclair.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 3Tess Daly and Vernon Kay pick up an unexpected holiday hitch-hiker, and Fiona Bruce is up to her old tricks again on Antiques Roadshow.
Elis James' Pantheon Of Heroes
Series 1, Episode 6 - Heroic FailuresGelert the dog, anyone who has played rugby for Wales, and William Frost face the vote.
Red Dwarf
Series VI, Episode 4 - Emohawk - Polymorph 2When Red Dwarf crashes into a Gelf zone, and they need new engine parts, they have no alternative but to go out and brave the fearsome and ugly "Kinitawowi" tribe.
Let's Dance For Sport Relief
Competing in the first show of 2012 are Shooting Stars people Ulrika Jonsson and Angelos Epithemiou, stand-up Terry Alderton, EastEnders Laurie Brett and Tameka Empson, DJs Tony Blackburn and 'Diddy' David Hamilton, and cricketer Darren Gough.
Graham Norton, Greg Davies and Keith Lemon are the judges this week.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by Keeley Hawes and Stephen Mangan, while Lee Mack is joined by Kevin Bridges and Professor Brian Cox OBE.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 3On the show this week, Harry observes a zombie attack in Emmerdale, imagines a Downing Street spin on Corrie, and finds himself stuck inside a reclining chair.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 6In the final episode, the Pythons play at the Hollywood Bowl, make Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, mourn the death of Graham Chapman, and go their separate ways.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
Doc Martin
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Portwenn EffectIt's the Portwenn Players dance, an auspicious event in the village's social calendar. PC Mark's male worries are exaccerbated when Louise invites him to go. Martin heads up to the moor to see ranger Stewart.
Behind The Sofa
Episode 5This week, Melancholia, Apollo 18, The Strange World Of Gurney Slade and Scorpion King 3 are the DVD releases fighting it off.
QI
A selection of XL extended editions from Series H of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game. Repeated again as of 01.00.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 2, Episode 7 - John Hurt, Christina Ricci, Celebrity JuiceJonathan Ross welcomes John Hurt, Christina Ricci and Celebrity Juice's Keith Lemon, Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby. There is also music from LMFAO.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 1 - Jason Manford and Michael McIntyreNorthern funny man Jason Manford acts as host, and the comedy sensation of 2009, Michael McIntyre, is his very special guest.
Father Figure
Episode 3 - The WakeMuch to Tom's squeamish alarm he is at his uncle's wake and expected to play a full part in proceedings. It doesn't look as though the priest or his family are going to be especially comforting either.
Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill
Episode 1: Part one of Eddie Izzard's stand up show from New York.
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 2Regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound are joined by guests Matt Cardle, Charlie Brooks and Adam Deacon as they try to prove who knows the most about the latest celebrity gossip. Plus Jedward appear in a special round.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rhod Gilbert and John BishopWelsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts, with a rapturous guest appearance from Liverpudlian John Bishop.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 1With guest host Benedict Cumberbatch and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Jon Richardson.
Pub Olympics
One-off Olympics-themed panel show on Radio 2 hosted by Dave Gorman.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 8 - ChristineAfter the events of New Year's Eve, Anita's left the canteen. Her replacement, Christine, has chronic flatulence and manages to upset, annoy, and/or anger everyone within a couple of hours. On top of that, the social services want Petula to live with Bren!
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Living Legends: Ronnie CorbettThe spotlight turns on Ronnie Corbett, whose career spans Crackerjack to The Frost Report, Sorry! and The Two Ronnies.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 1With guest host Benedict Cumberbatch and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Jon Richardson.
Frankie Howerd: Rather You Than Me
David Walliams stars as his comedy hero Frankie Howerd is this humorous and poignant story of the comedian's fight with his inner demons.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 6In the final episode, the Pythons play at the Hollywood Bowl, make Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, mourn the death of Graham Chapman, and go their separate ways.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 3On the show this week, Harry observes a zombie attack in Emmerdale, imagines a Downing Street spin on Corrie, and finds himself stuck inside a reclining chair.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 4 - Phone CakeNoel gets a really important call, Tony Reason speaks about his time working with Bon Jovi, while Fantasy Man tries to capture the Dream Tiger.
Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour
Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.
HighLites
A repeat run of the entire first series.
Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure
Dave Gorman tells the tale of how a game on the internet lead him on a trip around the world in a search for 'Googlewhacks'.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 8 - ChristineAfter the events of New Year's Eve, Anita's left the canteen. Her replacement, Christine, has chronic flatulence and manages to upset, annoy, and/or anger everyone within a couple of hours. On top of that, the social services want Petula to live with Bren!
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 2Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Cambodian midget fighters, sex, and gym locker roooms.
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 3The threesome attend their first antenatal class, and Alice and Richie experience serious doubts about their suitability as future parents.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 3Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including the problems over donating goats to African families, space travel and Karl's preferred super power.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
What's So Funny?
Series 3, Episode 7Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter take a look the world of comedy. Featuring Andi Osho and Jenny Eclair.