Schedule Thursday 22nd December 2011

Bread

Billy's constant complaint of being neglected forces him to make an important decision. Nellie makes plans to go away with Derek, Shifty pledges his love to Martina and Lilo Lill plans a candlelit supper for Freddie.

Terry & June

Terry and June are looking forward to the festive season. June is overjoyed when she discovers an exciting parcel under the bed. Touched by Terry's apparent generosity, she buys him something special - but the contents of her Christmas box are not what she expects.

Sykes

Eric hopes to join the local golf club, with Mr. Brown's backing. After a disastrous start at the club bar, he resorts to claiming that a local member of the aristocracy, Lord Hetherington, is his uncle.

Last Of The Summer Wine

With the annual gala parade in the skilful hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg, how could anything go wrong?

Bread

Nellie is away with her "friend" and finding the experience very uncomfortable; meanwhile, the family try to manage without her. Her absence becomes more acute when Grandad has a fall and breaks his leg!

North By Northamptonshire

A visiting choir sets hearts aflutter amongst the ladies of Wadenbrook, while Mary's dad Norman has an adventure of his own.

Sykes

Eric announces his attention to compete at the next Olympic Games, and that he has already begun training with a succession of increasingly long walks. The next will take him all the way from their home in Acton, west London, to Brighton on the south coast, and Mr. Brown wages £20 on the endeavour.

Dad's Army

Jones, Frazer, Pike and Godfrey go on patrol in the local lighthouse, but soon course trouble when they turn the light on and shine it over Walmington-on-Sea... during an air-raid.

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Frank is left in charge of a plane.

Keeping Up Appearances

1994 Christmas special, Angel Gabriel Blue: Hyacinth is getting a new kitchen and is insisting that Richard's athlete's foot is gout.

Red Dwarf

Venturing off of Red Dwarf to explore an identified ship floating nearby, the crew find all its inhabitants dead. In a characteristically inquisitive manner, Cat discovers a DNA modification machine, and unwittingly turns Kryten human.

Have I Got News For You

Anne Robinson acts as host. With John O'Farrell on Ian's side and John Simpson on Paul's.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo, Clegg and Seymour, dressed as Father Christmasses, can't understand why they are so unsuccessful collecting for the church social. Then, a chance sighting of a fourth Father Christmas provides a clue...

My Family

A festive edition of the family sitcom sees Ben's efforts to buy Susan's Christmas present getting him into trouble, while Susan's letter from The Palace means a change of holiday plans for everyone.

QI

With Bill Bailey, Rich Hall and Jeremy Hardy.

Yes Minister

Having been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...

Outnumbered

Gran takes the Brockman family for a day out seeing the sights of London.

Dad's Army

Jones, Frazer, Pike and Godfrey go on patrol in the local lighthouse, but soon course trouble when they turn the light on and shine it over Walmington-on-Sea... during an air-raid.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Ivy has no faith in her nephew's capability to run the cafe in her absence so she closes down for the day. But she hasn't reckoned on the goodwill and expertise of Foggy who, with the unskilled assistance of Compo and Clegg, will not only run the cafe, but clean the paintwork above the front window....

Heroes Of Comedy

With his dirty laugh and nicotine-ravaged voice, Sid James was the definitive working man's comic star over three post-war decades.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney's marriage problems have made him seek solace from drink but, although he offers help, Del is too busy himself to offer any practical help

Heroes Of Comedy

A tribute to Carry On star Hattie Jacques, famous for her matronly roles and her partnership with Eric Sykes. With contributions from Miriam Margolyes and Mo Mowlam.

Keeping Up Appearances

1991 Christmas special, The Father Christmas Suit: Hyacinth gets Richard a Father Christmas outfit for him to wear when giving out presents to the old people at the Church Hall.

Follow That Camel

Comedy from the Carry On team about a young English aristocrat who joins the Foreign Legion. Phil Silvers guest stars.

Red Dwarf

Venturing off of Red Dwarf to explore an identified ship floating nearby, the crew find all its inhabitants dead. In a characteristically inquisitive manner, Cat discovers a DNA modification machine, and unwittingly turns Kryten human.

Steptoe And Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

Have I Got News For You

Anne Robinson acts as host. With John O'Farrell on Ian's side and John Simpson on Paul's.

Sadie J

Sadie accidently arranges a slumber party and ends up with Chloe coming to her sleepover.

QI

With Bill Bailey, Rich Hall and Jeremy Hardy.

'Allo 'Allo!

It is September 13th, 1943; almost 2 years since we last saw René, who is finally - at long, long last - rid of the English airmen. His troubles are far from over, however, as Yvette announces her pregnancy. Meanwhile at the chateau, Gruber and the Colonel are growing increasingly worried at the progress of the war.

Rising Damp

Rigsby's hopes for a quiet Christmas alone crumble when his tenants begin arriving back at the house unexpectedly. The solitude wasn't quite as fun as he'd expected though!

My Family

A festive edition of the family sitcom sees Ben's efforts to buy Susan's Christmas present getting him into trouble, while Susan's letter from The Palace means a change of holiday plans for everyone.

King Street Junior

A student teacher has a hard time during teaching practice and Mr. Long announces he is going to leave King Street.

Dick Whittington

Simon Nye's version of the traditional panto, featuring an all-star cast.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo is determined to get Nora a special present. Where will he find something that he can afford and will anywhere be open on Christmas Eve?

Horrible Histories

The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.

Outnumbered

Gran takes the Brockman family for a day out seeing the sights of London.

ElvenQuest

The Questers come to the rescue of King Baldwin the Jovial, whose kingdom is being terrorised by a terrible creature. Meanwhile, Lord Darkness is after a girlfriend...

Last Of The Summer Wine

With the annual gala parade in the skilful hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg, how could anything go wrong?

Porridge

Hauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Ivy has no faith in her nephew's capability to run the cafe in her absence so she closes down for the day. But she hasn't reckoned on the goodwill and expertise of Foggy who, with the unskilled assistance of Compo and Clegg, will not only run the cafe, but clean the paintwork above the front window....

Dad's Army

Jones, Frazer, Pike and Godfrey go on patrol in the local lighthouse, but soon course trouble when they turn the light on and shine it over Walmington-on-Sea... during an air-raid.

This Is Jinsy

A repeat run of the entire first series of the surreal sitcom set on the island of Jinsy.

Jo Brand's Big Splash

Jo Brand meets the RNLI as they train for a maritime emergency and joins Meera Syal in a raft race.

Outnumbered

The Brockman family have a very restless night. Will anyone get any sleep? And what on earth are those dreadful noises coming from next door? And why is there a policeman at their front door?

Holiday On The Buses

Third film spin-off from On The Buses. There is mayhem at a holiday camp when Stan, Jack and Blakey go to work there during the summer.

Sitcom Does...

Ricky Tomlinson looks at how sitcoms have mirrored the madness and merriment of the festive period, featuring Gavin & Stacey, The Vicar Of Dibley and Father Ted.

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

This week, Michael is at the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by North West favourite Jason Manford as well as John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry.

Trollied

Julie's spirits are a little too lifted when Gavin gives her the Valco manager's handbook, and Andy regrets signing up for the marathon.

Argumental

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the Dave panel game. Repeated again as of 23.40.

The Two Ronnies Sketchbook

Ronnies Corbett and Barker return with a final festive helping of fun from The Two Ronnies back-catalogue, plus music from Katie Melua.

Christmas Lights

Comedy drama starring Robson Green and Mark Benton which shows what can happen when families forget what the festive season is really about.

North By Northamptonshire

A visiting choir sets hearts aflutter amongst the ladies of Wadenbrook, while Mary's dad Norman has an adventure of his own.

Ross Noble Goes Global

In Singapore Ross discovers an amazing fact about the Japanese invasion of WW2, spots a monkey and realises that his hairstyle is not suited to high humidity.

Ruth Jones

James Corden, singing legend Lulu and comedy sensation Micky Flanagan join Ruth on a special festive chat show with music from Manic Street Preachers.

Gavin & Stacey

It's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.

Tim Minchin: Ready For This?

A TV broadcast of Australian musical comedian Tim Minchin's 2010 DVD, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

A League Of Their Own

The popular panel show hangs up its boots after another successful season, finishing with an end-of-the-year special. Joining in the fun are Stacey Solomon and Gabby Logan.

Chris Moyles Quiz Night

John Barrowman, Jimmy Carr and Pixie Lott join quiz master Chris Moyles to flaunt their general knowledge with the aim of claiming the top spot on the leader board and avoid singing out the show.

French And Saunders

French and Saunders Go to the Movies: A selection of some of the best movie parodies, including Misery and Thelma and Louise.

Gavin & Stacey

It's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.

Think The Unthinkable

With the help of cynical moaning IT specialist Owen, Unthinkable Solutions try to help gas and electricity supplier Utiliton improve its call centres.

Meanwhile, Ryan moves into a crime-ridden sink estate.

Fierce Creatures

John Cleese leads the staff (and animals) of an English zoo under threat from a heartless global corporation.

Gavin & Stacey

It's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

This week, Michael is at the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by North West favourite Jason Manford as well as John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry.

Rev.

Christmas is the busiest time of year for a vicar - and the worst time for a vicar's wife.

French And Saunders

French and Saunders Go to the Movies: A selection of some of the best movie parodies, including Gone with the Wind.

Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It

More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.

How Not To Live Your Life

It's Christmas time in the Danbury household and Don is making a final attempt to lead a normal life. But he has to contend with an out-of-control OAP, a violent Santa and someone close to home winning over his dream girl.

Rick & Peter

Sitcom pilot about T4 presenter Rick Edwards, who has to undergo political correctness training after a flippant comment becomes a YouTube sensation.

Wall Of Fame

Mr Walliams takes the reins in raucous rounds inspired by what has been heard through the grapevines of gossip. TV legend Terry Wogan and razor-sharp comedian Jimmy Carr guest.

Game On

Stoat, a former boyfriend of Mandy's, pays a visit to the flat despite the fact that he should still be in prison. Armed and not as dangerous as he thinks, he holds Matt, Martin, Clare, Jason and Mandy hostage, until Mandy finds an unusual way of disarming him.

Totally Tom

A dark and twisted Comedy Lab sketch show pilot from circuit double-act Tom Palmer and Tom Stourton.

Jo Brand: Barely Live

Live stand-up from Jo Brand, performed at the Adelphi Theatre, London in 2003.

Simon Amstell: Do Nothing Live

Acclaimed 2010 live stand-up show from TV personality and comedian Simon Amstell.

Game On

Martin is depressed as his relationship with Clare has ended. Mandy decides to go back to university and a former lecturer is particularly keen to see her. Back at the flat, Martin and Mandy discover the secret thoughts of Matthew Norman Malone when they read his journal.

Terry & June

Terry and June are looking forward to the festive season. June is overjoyed when she discovers an exciting parcel under the bed. Touched by Terry's apparent generosity, she buys him something special - but the contents of her Christmas box are not what she expects.

Psychoville

Mr Lomax enlists the help of his care worker Michael in the quest to complete his unusual collection of 'commodities'.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man

The iconic Lady Gaga graces Alan's sofa. Plus Alan also talks to Dannii Minogue and Peter Kay.

Creature Comforts

Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Stand-up comedy from Rufus Hound, Tom Stade, Ava Vidal and Simon Evans.

The Detectives

Episode 5, Strangers in Paradise: Louis and Briggs are sent undercover to find a gangland killer.

This Is Jinsy

Arbiter Maven must resort to extreme measures when plans to construct a bridge in his own honour are thwarted by crusty eco-warrior Edery Molt.

Birds Of A Feather

With money in short supply, Sharon's new job is vital, although Tracey wonders whether the price is too high. Meanwhile Dorien is planning a party in her flat.

Mongrels

It's New Year's Day and the night before is a complete blur. With a police dog hot on their trail, Nelson and the gang must solve the mystery of what happened to them on New Year's Eve before the law catches up with them. Where did Marion find his Siamese wife? Why are they now two identical Destinys? And not forgetting Nelson's screaming horse flashbacks...

The Pranker

This week, The Old Lady learns to play ping-pong in a very unusual way, an estate agent encounters a possessed potential tenant, Slaphead finds some human hair and Boris the Teenager inflicts wedding day woe on his babysitter.

Mongrels

Vince bumps into his old mate Danny Dyer. Kali struggles to win back her perch from a bolshy immigrant. Nelson falls for a feisty older vixen and runs into trouble with a disapproving relative. When Marion adopts Destiny's owner Gary, Destiny has to compete to regain his affection.

King Street Junior

A student teacher has a hard time during teaching practice and Mr. Long announces he is going to leave King Street.