Schedule Tuesday 20th December 2011
Bread
Series 6, Episode 4Shifty tries to convince Martina that he has changed but ends up taking his passengers on an unexpected trip. Adrian and Jack are both competing for Leonora's affections...
The Brittas Empire
Series 7, Episode 8 - Curse Of The Tiger WomenBrittas is in a celebratory mood, but Councillor Drugget has some bad news for him.
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 6 - MotherTamsyn's mother 'Lizabeth suddenly turns up at the tavern - after it was thought she had drowned fifteen years ago - and greets Tamsyn with the immortal phrase... 'Ello Princess...'
Bread
Series 6, Episode 5Billy's van has been broken in to and Joey's new shop has been vandalised - the culprits are unknown. Aveline has decided to leave Oswald and return home to her mother, with her baby. The sibling rivalry over Leonora comes to a head when Jack tells Adrian that he has slept with her...
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 3, Episode 2 - HolyheadMark performs from the Canolfan Ucheldre Centre in Holyhead, Anglesey, where he talks about ferries, foot nibbling and Kate and Wills.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 1 - BurglaryMr. Brown has been burgled and, keen that he and Hattie not be seen to have nothing worth stealing, Eric claims that the reason his house hasn't been raided is due to his huge, ferocious dog, Nero.
The Goon Show
Episode 6.9, The International Christmas Pudding: The armed forces make a gigantic Christmas pudding.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.1, Seaside Fun: Hyacinth helps to takes some senior citizens to the coast.
The Now Show
Series 35, Episode 6Topical stand-up, sketches and comedy songs with Steve Punt, Hugh Dennis and The Now Show team.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Christmas SpecialIt's Audrey's first Christmas outside of Grantleigh, and Mrs fforbes-Hamilton is feeling rather hard-done-by with DeVere having inherited most of her traditional festive duties.
Keeping Up Appearances
1993 Christmas special, Sea Fever: Hyacinth plans to cruise on the QE2, unaware that Onslow and Daisy have won a competition to go on the same cruise.
Carry On... Up The Khyber
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond is in charge of the motley kilted crew of the Third Foot and Mouth regiment at a British outpost in the Khyber Pass.
Horrible Histories
A selection of four episodes including the Christmas and Savage Songs specials.
My Family
Series 8, Christmas Special - Have An Unhappy ChristmasA festive edition of the family sitcom sees Ben's efforts to buy Susan's Christmas present getting him into trouble, while Susan's letter from The Palace means a change of holiday plans for everyone.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - Getting Sam HomeIn answer to his one last request, Compo, Clegg and Foggy reluctantly sneak Sam out of his invalid bed for a final frolic with the not so young as she used to be Lily-Bless-Her. Then - with an unthinking lack of gratitude and a smile on his face - Sam drops them right in it by becoming far more trouble dead than alive...
The Goon Show
Episode 6.9, The International Christmas Pudding: The armed forces make a gigantic Christmas pudding.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
What The Dickens?
Series 2, Episode 3Sandi Toksvig hosts an irreverent cultural quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by Andrew Collins and Russell Kane for a battle of wit and wits.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 4 - Catching Digby's DonkeyThe complete inability of Digby to catch a simple-brained animal is beyond the comprehension of Lance Corporal Signwriter Foggy Dewhurst. With the assistance of Compo and Clegg - a small but well-trained team - Foggy sets out to show the animals once and for all who is boss.
Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - Rock & ChipsIn Peckham, the Trotters are all under one roof: Grandad, Joan, husband Reg and the teenage Del Boy. Things suddenly change, however, when ex-con Freddie Robdal appears.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
Carry On Matron
Medical-based comedy from the Carry On team. A gang plan to raid a maternity hospital to steal a gigantic stock of birth control pills.
Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - Five Gold RingsChristmas is coming and money is tight in the Trotter household. Reg and Ted are still their usual workshy selves. It's only Del who is bringing in any cash, from his market stall dealings in American imported records.
Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 4 - BodyswapA bodyswap deal between Lister and Rimmer doesn't quite go to plan when Rimmer gets a bit carried away with himself.
Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 2With Ross Noble on Ian's side and Gerald Kaufman on Paul's side.
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 2 - RobobootyliciousSadie fixes it for Dede's mum to come to the JLS concert with her, and gets Steve to help Dede with her robot wars fight night on the same night. Then Dede's mum turns out to be even less cool than Steve, so she tries to get her dad back, by sabotaging Dede's robot so he won't have to help her any more.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Christmas DutyStan and Jack are lumbered with last-minute Christmas Day duty after the rostered clippie falls ill, which spoils the whole family's plans for dinner.
Keeping Up Appearances
1995 Christmas special, The Pageant: Hyacinth is putting together a pageant based on the Civil War, with herself in the starring role.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Christmas SpecialIt's Audrey's first Christmas outside of Grantleigh, and Mrs fforbes-Hamilton is feeling rather hard-done-by with DeVere having inherited most of her traditional festive duties.
My Family
Series 8, Christmas Special - Have An Unhappy ChristmasA festive edition of the family sitcom sees Ben's efforts to buy Susan's Christmas present getting him into trouble, while Susan's letter from The Palace means a change of holiday plans for everyone.
Horrible Histories
Christmas Special - Horrible ChristmasFarting jesters, Christmas cards full of bacon, and having the festive meal confiscated by Oliver Cromwell... welcome to Christmas, Horrible Histories style.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 6 - MotherTamsyn's mother 'Lizabeth suddenly turns up at the tavern - after it was thought she had drowned fifteen years ago - and greets Tamsyn with the immortal phrase... 'Ello Princess...'
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Christmas Special - Big Day At Dream AcreOther than the fact that Nora Batty is to be the VIP waitress and that Seymour is looking after the public address system, Gary and Vi's annual garden fete is of no great interest to Compo and Clegg. That is, until they happen upon a tramp with a special interest in donkeys, and one in particular...
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 3, Episode 3 - BasingstokeMark performs from The Haymarket in Basingstoke, Hampshire, where he talks about prehistoric roundabouts and a rather unusual world record set in a shopping centre.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
The Goon Show
Episode 6.9, The International Christmas Pudding: The armed forces make a gigantic Christmas pudding.
The Good Life
Christmas Special - Silly, But It's Fun....When the Leadbetter Christmas is cancelled, Tom and Barbara save the day by inviting them over for a self-sufficient Christmas that cost only 15p.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 4 - Catching Digby's DonkeyThe complete inability of Digby to catch a simple-brained animal is beyond the comprehension of Lance Corporal Signwriter Foggy Dewhurst. With the assistance of Compo and Clegg - a small but well-trained team - Foggy sets out to show the animals once and for all who is boss.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Christmas Special - One Foot In The AlgarveVictor and Margaret accompany Mrs Warboys, who is hoping for romance with her pen pal Alfonso, on holiday to meet him in his native Portugal. Fleet Street paparazzo Martin Trout is hot on their tail after an encounter at Victoria station leads him to believe they have accidentally taken possession of an extremely valuable and politically explosive roll of film...
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 2Jo Brand asks Bill Bailey to help her assess the trendy new craze of wild swimming, and also tackles the Olympic white water canoe slalom course.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Christmas SpecialDara O'Briain and the regulars present the now traditional heartwarming festive special, featuring all new material and some hilarious out-takes.
The Comedy Annual
Episode 2 - The Comedy Annual 2011Phillip Schofield is joined by Jason Manford, Alistair McGowan, Jason Byrne and Patrick Monahan to look back at some of the key moments from 2011.
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2011, Episode 5 - Alan Davies' Little CrackerThe adage about a man and his dog is put to the test in a short inspired and co-written by Alan Davies.
Little Crackers
Little Crackers 2011, Episode 6 - Shappi Khorsandi's Little CrackerSomeone's fondness for Tucker Jenkins goes too far in a short inspired and written by Shappi Khorsandi.
Rev.
Series 2, Christmas SpecialChristmas is the busiest time of year for a vicar - and the worst time for a vicar's wife.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 2Julie isn't happy when her popular predecessor, Leanne, pops in. Plus, Margaret tackles the tannoy.
One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - EndgameVictor accidentally kidnaps a businessman's mother. There is a mix-up over a holiday cottage, Victor buys a haunted caravan, and Margaret has a heart attack.
Life's Too Short
Episode 7In the series finale, Warwick attends a charity event in the hope of hanging out with celebrities. However, in trying to impress Sting he ends up spending more than he can afford. Consequently he has to look for a new home and hopes Amy will see him again.
Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 1Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Michael McIntyre and Lucy Porter.
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 3, Episode 2 - HolyheadMark performs from the Canolfan Ucheldre Centre in Holyhead, Anglesey, where he talks about ferries, foot nibbling and Kate and Wills.
QI
Making Of Special, Documentary - QI GenesisA special documentary looking at what happens behind the scenes of the world's most interesting panel game.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 1Fresh from performing to over 160,000 fans on his sell-out UK arena tour, Russell Howard returns to BBC Three for a brand-new series of hit satirical comedy show.
The Boosh
Episode 2 - JungleHoward has had enough of the way Bob Fossil is running the zoo, so he sets off in search of his childhood hero and legendary zookeeper, Tommy.
Imagine: The Art Of Stand-Up
Episode 2 - Part TwoThe second of a two-part series for Imagine on the art of stand-up comedy. Alan Yentob talks to comedians in Britain and America, exploring the evolution of stand-up and how it transfers to other mediums. He also joins Eddie Izzard backstage for the first solo stand-up show at the Hollywood Bowl.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 7Sean Lock oversees more hilariously heated discussions. Here, Robert Webb and Seann Walsh welcome Tim Vine and Stephen Mangan.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 1A young couple has to live in their car for their baby's sake, Claire is 'not drunk enough' and Nan accuses a social worker of stealing her clothes. Also, is Beyoncé "bling bling" or "bing bing"?
Rich Hall: Hell No I Ain't Happy
Stand-up and music from American comedian Rich Hall, including songs from his country and western singer alter-ego Otis Lee Crenshaw.
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Episode 6The commissioning director of the BBC joins Alan and takes listeners' questions. Two environmental campaigners and an aged, outspoken politician complete the line-up.
A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 1Ref Corden, captains Redknapp and Flintoff, and regulars Bishop and Thompson are back for a fourth season. Tennis ace Andy Murray and comedian Jason Manford join in the fun.
Black Mirror
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fifteen Million MeritsSet in a sarcastic version of a future reality, Fifteen Million Merits is a satire on entertainment shows and our insatiable thirst for distraction.
The Detectives
1997 Christmas Special, Go West Young Man: When Chief Cottam flees to Canada it is up to Louis and Briggs to bring him back.
Russell Howard Live
Live stand-up from Mock The Week star Russell Howard, recorded at The Bloomsbury Theatre during his sell-out 2007 tour.
The Masterson Inheritance
1993 Christmas Special - The Stuffing of the MastersonsThe family face repercussions from a child's innocent gift.
Shooting Stars
Series 3, Christmas SpecialWith Louise Nurding, Mark Owen, Melvyn Hayes, Lorraine Kelly.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 2Margaret is scared several times, Bernie receives a written warning for breaking the photocopier and Nan mistakes Charles Bronson for Charles Manson.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 3, Highlights SpecialHighlights from the third series, plus new material.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Christmas Special - Shooting Stars Christmas Special 2010Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host a special Christmas episode of the comedy quiz show, with guests Ronnie Wood, Thandie Newton, Ricky Tomlinson and Joanna Page.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 6 - Revenge Of The RazzFeeling sidelined and unloved, Christopher is offered a new sales job by headhunter Dean Bisk, while Ashley and Jerwayne find themselves drafted into Razz Prince's Elite Selling Krew. Is this the end for PhoneShop Sutton as we know it?
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
The Grumpy Guide To...
2011 Specials - The Grumpy Guide To FoodThis Grumpy Guide programme lifts the lid on what makes our Grumpys' blood boil, covering topics including ridiculous food fashion, the price of organic crops and the rise of food allergies.
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 6 - Reynholm vs ReynholmDouglas finds marriage agrees with him - for all of two weeks. He's then in court - defending himself - with the help of Jen, Roy, Moss and others.
Game On
Series 2, Episode 3 - Double Hard Bastards & Girly Shirt-Lifting TosspiecesJason manages to coax Matt into the leaving the flat. They go to the park where Matt meets some ducks and then a gym, where he meets some gay men. Marco discovers that Mandy isn't really a virgin after Matt shows him one of his 'home movies'. Matt also finds time to foil an armed robbery.
Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 1Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Michael McIntyre and Lucy Porter.
Andy Parsons - Britain's Got Idiots
A TV broadcast of Andy Parsons' 2009 stand-up comedy tour.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Christmas Special - For The Man Who Has EverythingRigsby's hopes for a quiet Christmas alone crumble when his tenants begin arriving back at the house unexpectedly. The solitude wasn't quite as fun as he'd expected though!
Shooting Stars
Series 3, Christmas SpecialWith Louise Nurding, Mark Owen, Melvyn Hayes, Lorraine Kelly.
The Now Show
Series 35, Episode 6Topical stand-up, sketches and comedy songs with Steve Punt, Hugh Dennis and The Now Show team.
Star Stories
Series 1, Episode 2 - George Michael: Watch Without Prejudice Vol 1The 'truth' about his life, loves, music and rivalry with Boy George. How did Andrew Ridgley give him the confidence to form Wham? And why does he have so many car crashes?
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 7, Episode 2 - Dermot O'Leary, David Walliams, Westlife, Mary J BligeDermot O'Leary, David Walliams and Mary J Blige talk to Alan Carr. Plus, Westlife give Alan their first studio interview since announcing their split and The Saturdays perform their new single.
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 7At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Alun Cochrane on modern technology, Zoe Lyons on vegans, Seann Walsh on Brighton and Jack Whitehall on the Royal Family and Robert Mugabe.
How Not To Live Your Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - Don Dates A HomelessDon surprises himself when he takes pity on pretty homeless woman Susan, and Sam jokingly suggests that he ask her out.
The Detectives
Episode 4, Studs: Louis and Briggs go to Jersey to foil a smuggling ring.
How Not To Live Your Life
Series 3, Episode 6 - Don Does TherapyDon is bereft when he discovers that Brian is planning to propose to Sam. He realises that he still has feelings for Sam and begins to question exactly why he is so unlucky in love.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 10 - Three's CompanyWith Sharon still desperate to become pregnant, Tracey's announcement that she has a bun in the oven comes as quite a blow: back in Chigwell, Dorien's been given her marching orders and Geraldine knows everything.
White Van Man
Series 1, Episode 5 - HonestWhen Ollie catches his dad up to his old tricks, he decides to draw the line and run the business by the book from now on.
White Van Man
Series 1, Episode 6 - Beginnings And EndsSomething is up with Ollie and, when he and Darren find themselves trapped in a elderly client's bedroom, it's not long before tempers begin to flare.
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 6 - Marion And The Myocardial InfarctionNelson's bid to salvage the showbiz career of a depressed chimpanzee is thwarted when his protege reveals an embarrassing personal habit. Marion takes a spin in the washing machine. Kali seeks revenge when her put-downs are outclassed by Destiny's fabulously bitchy new gay best friend.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 2, Episode 6 - MotherTamsyn's mother 'Lizabeth suddenly turns up at the tavern - after it was thought she had drowned fifteen years ago - and greets Tamsyn with the immortal phrase... 'Ello Princess...'