Schedule Thursday 15th December 2011
Bread
Series 5, Episode 12Aveline is finally pregnant but the timing is not to her liking now she has made the "glossies". Meanwhile, Grandad has been robbed, but his possessions are replaced when all the family rally round.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Best ManThe Inspector's niece is getting married to one of the drivers and much to Blakey's alarm, Stan is to be Best Man. He and Jack proceed to get the groom very, very drunk indeed.
The Brittas Empire
Series 7, Episode 3 - http://etcBrittas computerises the leisure centre, hoping it will make things more efficient.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 4, Murder at Moorstones Manor: A series of murders are committed at a family gathering.
North By Northamptonshire
Series 2, Episode 2Jan has Helen back at home, but is it what she really wants?
Bread
Series 5, Episode 13It's Ma Boswell's birthday and she waits by the phone for Derek to ring and make her day. A surprise visit from Roxy causes Joey problems but he is surprised by his mother's reaction when he finally admits the relationship to her.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 3When a valuable antique goes missing from Richard's display of china, suspicion falls upon Audrey - who appears to be suddenly splashing out on a number of home improvements at the Lodge.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 2 - If The Cap Fits...Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by making Frazer a temporary captain. The plan soon gets itself into trouble when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 4An ageing tramp pays his yearly visit to Grantleigh in search of work as a casual labourer. After playing Richard and Audrey off against each other for the duration, he's got one or two revelations left...
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 5Penny is all ready to tell Vince that it just won't work and she doesn't want to see him any more, but how do you tell someone who hasn't been in touch for weeks? When they do meet she suspects he is seeing somebody else and goes to unusual lengths to try to find out.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Christmas Special - Learning To FlyFrank is left in charge of a plane.
Please Sir!
Movie spin-off from the popular TV sitcom, in which teacher Bernard Hedges takes troublesome class 5C to a holiday camp.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 3 - Dentally UnstableJaney starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael's latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Christmas Special - Barry's ChristmasIt's Boxing Day, and Barry is in big trouble. Will Foggy's prized Christmas present come to his rescue?
My Family
Series 6, Episode 4 - Living The DreamWhen is pyramid selling not pyramid selling? When Ben says so, apparently.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 8 - A White Sweater And A Solicitor's LetterA letter intended for Compo interests the town and terrifies his son, Tom.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 2 - If The Cap Fits...Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by making Frazer a temporary captain. The plan soon gets itself into trouble when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 5, Across the Andes by Frog: Explorer Walter Snetterton tries to prove that frogs can scale mountains.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 5Unfortunately for Richard, his latest attempt to overhaul the workings of the estate farm and improve its throughput happen to coincide with Marjory and Audrey's being on a kick of 'countryside conservancy'.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Highlights Special - Savage SongsA compilation of the songs from the series, featuring Spartan High School Musical, the Viking Rock Band, punky Queen Boudica, Incan emperor Pachacuti, the posh rapping of Charles II, Blackbeard the Pirate, George IV going solo, the Victorian Inventions song, and the World War Two Girls.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 6Richard plans a skiing holiday, but with his mother ill and Audrey having put her back out, will he ever leave? He's just got to learn how to ski first!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 1 - The Mysterious Feet Of Nora BattyWith the notable exception of Compo, Nora Batty is not used to anyone looking at her. So when her husband Wally takes an unnatural interest in those parts of her body she stands on, she is understandably unnerved. It is, of course, all part of Compo, Clegg and Foggy's attempts to settle a question of size once and for always.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
Carry On... Up The Khyber
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond is in charge of the motley kilted crew of the Third Foot and Mouth regiment at a British outpost in the Khyber Pass.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 6It's Penny's birthday and her parents have planned a big surprise, but she has a bigger surprise for them. She has decided to move in with Vince: the first major snag to their plan is finding a new flat to inhabit as Big Ed wants his back!
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, SpecialA mix of new sketches, outtakes and favourite sketches from the series.
Keeping Up Appearances
1993 Christmas special, Sea Fever: Hyacinth plans to cruise on the QE2, unaware that Onslow and Daisy have won a competition to go on the same cruise.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Christmas Special - A Musical Passing For A Miserable MuscroftIn a seasonal special marking the return to the show of Kathy Staff and Norman Wisdom, Billy Ingleton restores a fairground organ.
Justin's House
Series 1, Christmas Special - All Wrapped UpRobert and Little Monster are getting the house ready for Christmas. Justin tries to help, but keeps making more and more mess. Things get even worse when he tries to wrap a present for Father Christmas.
Roy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Charity CaseRoy's enthusiasm gets the better of him when he throws himself into the annual school charity drive.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 3 - Dentally UnstableJaney starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael's latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.
King Street Junior
Series 5, Episode 1 - D-Day Minus OneA holiday romance, house-moving trauma, lost keys, a badly tuned piano and ferry delays are in store the day before the school opens for the new term.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
dinnerladies
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve, also Bren's birthday, and after an awkward interruption the previous night, she's worried that everything with Tony is ruined - but is resignation her only option?
My Family
Series 6, Episode 4 - Living The DreamWhen is pyramid selling not pyramid selling? When Ben says so, apparently.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Christmas Special - A Bun In The OvenIt is September 13th, 1943; almost 2 years since we last saw René, who is finally - at long, long last - rid of the English airmen. His troubles are far from over, however, as Yvette announces her pregnancy. Meanwhile at the chateau, Gruber and the Colonel are growing increasingly worried at the progress of the war.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 5It may be half-time, but the quiz continues to provide a high quotient of belly laughs. Boxer Amir Khan joins the Reds, while comedian Jack Whitehall is picked for the Blues.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 3The intrepid Questers continue their search for the sword. They find themselves trapped in a mine.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The Class Of 62A school reunion has unexpected repercussions for the Trotter family, as events threaten to disrupt Del's glorious path to fatherhood.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 2 - If The Cap Fits...Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by making Frazer a temporary captain. The plan soon gets itself into trouble when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
Porridge
Christmas Special - The Desperate HoursHauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 1 - The Mysterious Feet Of Nora BattyWith the notable exception of Compo, Nora Batty is not used to anyone looking at her. So when her husband Wally takes an unnatural interest in those parts of her body she stands on, she is understandably unnerved. It is, of course, all part of Compo, Clegg and Foggy's attempts to settle a question of size once and for always.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 5 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My UncleUncle Albert has been mugged and Del is determined to bring the perpetrators to justice. But is Uncle Albert telling all he knows...?
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 6 - Russell Howard and Jo BrandStand up comedy from Russell Howard and Jo Brand.
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 6Nigel finally has the chance to prove he'd be a better priest than his boss. The Archdeacon also has lofty ambitions for career advancement.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 5 - Tommy TiernanTommy Tiernan goes back to his roots in Wexford, Ireland with Stewart Francis and Lloyd Langford.
Life's Too Short
Episode 6Warwick meets up with estranged wife Sue and her solicitor - and new partner - Ian to finalise their divorce settlement. But his decision to bring his accountant along for advice and support doesn't work out as planned.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 2 - WinterIt's Christmas - not to mention the turn of the Millennium - in Dibley, and the Vicar is determined to put on a festive show that will be talked about for years. With Hugo, Frank and Owen in charge, they don't get off to a good start, but plans for a special live nativity, with the actually pregnant Alice as Mary, are soon being made.
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 3, Episode 6 - GlasgowFrank is joined in Glasgow by Reginald D Hunter and Sarah Millican.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 7Sean Lock oversees more hilariously heated discussions. Here, Robert Webb and Seann Walsh welcome Tim Vine and Stephen Mangan.
North By Northamptonshire
Series 2, Episode 2Jan has Helen back at home, but is it what she really wants?
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 6 - Revenge Of The RazzFeeling sidelined and unloved, Christopher is offered a new sales job by headhunter Dean Bisk, while Ashley and Jerwayne find themselves drafted into Razz Prince's Elite Selling Krew. Is this the end for PhoneShop Sutton as we know it?
Ross Noble Goes Global
Series 1, Episode 4 - IrelandRoss takes in the sights of Sligo, Kilkenny and Dublin where he performs his unique brand of stand-up and tries his hand at playing the penny whistle - but will Irish eyes still be smiling at the end of his act?
French And Saunders
French and Saunders Christmas Puddings: The duo perform their tributes to Tipping the Velvet and Monarch of the Glen.
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 4, Episode 7David Walliams, Ice Cube and Olly Murs go head-to-head with Chris as they show off their knowledge and try to secure a place in the grand final.
Black Mirror
Series 1, Episode 1 - The National AnthemPolitical thriller in which the fictional Prime Minister Michael Callow faces a huge and shocking dilemma when Princess Susannah, a much-loved member of the Royal Family, is kidnapped.
The Armstrong & Miller Show
Series 2, Episode 3The Second World War pilots are vexed that people have been talking about them behind their backs; Dennis Lincoln-Park examines the only surviving panel of a rare tapestry; and the divorced dad offers his teenage son tips on avoiding STDs.
Think The Unthinkable
Series 1, Episode 3 - Moore and BurmansUnthinkable Solutions advises Moore and Burmans department store to concentrate on ready meals and underpants.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 5 - Small OpeningSaffron's first play is due to open for a limited run. When Eddy discovers it's autobiographical, she is afraid it will paint her in a bad light and resolves to have the production shut down.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 5 - Tommy TiernanTommy Tiernan goes back to his roots in Wexford, Ireland with Stewart Francis and Lloyd Langford.
The British Comedy Awards
Episode 1 - The Nominations ShowA show announcing the nominations for this year's British Comedy Awards. Comprising clips and interviews, Channel 4 reveals who is in the running for each category, giving viewers the chance to enjoy some of the year's funniest comedy in the company of some of the year's funniest people.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 6 - Russell Howard and Jo BrandStand up comedy from Russell Howard and Jo Brand.
Black Books
Series 2, Episode 6 - A Nice ChangeA change is as good as a rest when Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to escape the madness and go on holiday.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 3Derek Faye meets Bonnie Langford, Lauren receives a proposal, Nan has a new neighbour from upstairs and Bernie's brothers and sisters from Ireland come for a visit.
French And Saunders
French and Saunders Christmas Puddings: The duo perform their tributes to Tipping the Velvet and Monarch of the Glen.
Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 4David and his mum, Maureen, continue their killing spree - three people, one room, one body in a trunk. The pair are mid-murder when an unexpected visitor throws them into a panic. But who is the mystery caller and what if the body is discovered? Will Maureen finally get to try pyramid teabags? Featuring a secret guest star.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 5 - Small OpeningSaffron's first play is due to open for a limited run. When Eddy discovers it's autobiographical, she is afraid it will paint her in a bad light and resolves to have the production shut down.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Episode 5Robert Webb narrates as our ever so Grouchy Young Men - including Jon Richardson - talk about how much they loath the supermarkets and the ordeal of childbirth.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 6 - Revenge Of The RazzFeeling sidelined and unloved, Christopher is offered a new sales job by headhunter Dean Bisk, while Ashley and Jerwayne find themselves drafted into Razz Prince's Elite Selling Krew. Is this the end for PhoneShop Sutton as we know it?
Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 5Mr Jolly explains to Mr Jelly the reason the blackmail letters are being sent.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 3Olivia returns with more sexy, funny stunts and pranks.
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 4, Episode 7David Walliams, Ice Cube and Olly Murs go head-to-head with Chris as they show off their knowledge and try to secure a place in the grand final.
Black Books
Series 2, Episode 6 - A Nice ChangeA change is as good as a rest when Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to escape the madness and go on holiday.
Time Gentlemen Please
Series 1, Episode 10 - Help! The AgedThe Guv's new novelty sign promising free drinks for over-80s (when accompanied by both parents) backfires following a disagreement with the Old Man.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 4Stand-up comedy from Pete Johansson, Rufus Hound, Jo Caufield and Rob Rouse.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 5 - PorridgeWhilst Dorien is trying to gather further evidence against Marcus for their divorce proceedings, Tracey's attempts to get Darryl back into work and a position of responsibility backfire spectacularly.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Episode 4In this programme the Grouchies let off some steam and talk of the horror at how expensive it is to live in Britain, the taxman and the environment.
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 2 - Horror Special: Kali And The Rickshaw InfernoWith Destiny on heat and trapped inside the pub by sex-crazed zombie dogs, Nelson has a once-in-a-lifetime chance to woo her. Marion's night in is ruined when Vince reveals he's a karaoke hog. After a rickshaw driver runs over her dinner, Kali seeks explosive revenge. Guest stars include Ainsley Harriott and Russell Tovey.
King Street Junior
Series 5, Episode 1 - D-Day Minus OneA holiday romance, house-moving trauma, lost keys, a badly tuned piano and ferry delays are in store the day before the school opens for the new term.