Schedule Saturday 10th December 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 5, Episode 7Aveline has good news about Oswald's sperm count, Adrian finally hears from Magdalena and Joey's loyalty to the family drives a bigger wedge between him and Roxy. Meanwhile, Shifty is in trouble with Yizzel and his mate over money, so he steals their car and heads for London - again!
6:30am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 6, Episode 5 - We All Fall DownBrittas plays with fire once again, organising the eternal flame for the leisure centre's World Peace and Hunger Day celebrations.
7am
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Bread
Series 5, Episode 8Jack arrives home drunk and is whisked in to Grandad's house to avoid a confrontation with his mother ... and the vicar! Aveline decides to put her desire for a baby on hold while she returns to modelling and Nellie meets her admirer in the park.
7:45am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 6, Episode 6 - Mr Brittas Falls In LoveBrittas believes that swimming with a dolphin at the leisure centre will bring peace, relaxation and happiness to all the inhabitants.
8:05am
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Pixelface
Series 1, Episode 10 - Mrs Dynamo's SonRex gets into a panic when QM tells him his mother is coming to stay.
8:25am
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 6Frustrated at constant comments about her pasty appearance, Audrey sets off on holiday - or at least sets about creating the appearance of one, whilst relaxing under a sun lamp in the Lodge!
8:35am
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Bean - The Ultimate Disaster Movie
Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) finds himself in Los Angeles, masquerading as the National Gallery's top art expert and destroying everything in his wake.
9am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 6 - Seance In A Wet Reg And Bone YardAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
9am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 10Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.
9:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 1A pirate captain worries about early bedtime, a soldier from the First World War struggles to cook with fake food and the four King Georges form a boy band and sing Born To Rule - a musical journey through 18th-century British History, sung in the style of a Westlife ballad.
9:40am
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Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 1Vince and Penny are on nightmare dates in the same pub but are unaware of each other until their paths meet at the cigarette machine. It's been 5 years and 3 months since they were last in touch - the day he jilted her at the altar. They decide to catch up over a meal but the atmosphere is frosty.
10:15am
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Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 2At their last meeting Vince arranged to meet Penny at the Red Lion pub - but which one? He manages to track her down at her home on the pretext of returning a handkerchief. He has a shock in store when her mother, Daphne, makes an appearance and he gets another grilling about the wedding.
10:55am
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Keeping Up Appearances
1991 Christmas Special, The Father Christmas Suit: Hyacinth buys Richard a Father Christmas outfit for him to wear when distributing gifts to the elderly.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 9, Episode 19Katharine Merry, Des Kelly, Ian Moore and Will Buckley fight for punditry points.
11am25 min
Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 19 - The SleepoverSomeone is making a mess every night in Justin's house, while Justin always wakes up tired in the morning. They discover that these two things may be related when Mr Maker comes round for a sleepover.
11:15am
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 12Series two of the irreverent sketch show continues, featuring a cast including Marcus Brigstocke, Mel Giedroyc, Anna Crilly and Justin Edwards. Tammy messes up her cousin's wedding, the Deer Club hold their annual conference, and Headless Bill turns his talents to the tennis court.
11:35am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes including the 1983 Christmas Special "Getting Sam Home".
12:30pm
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The Now Show
Series 35, Episode 5A galactic news round up from this and other worlds with Steve Punt, Hugh Dennis, Laura Shavin, Mitch Benn, David Quantick and Paul Sinha.
12:50pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 17Strap in for a rollicking ride through past Burps, as big-collared telly critic Harry Hill presents more of the funniest moments from previous series.
2:30pm
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The Goon Show
Episode 6.19, The Jet-Propelled Guided NAFFI: Grytpype and Moriarty aim to steal the plans for a new secret weapon. First aired in 1956.
2:45pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
5:30pm
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My Family
Series 1, Episode 8 - Much Ado About BenWhen Susan finds Viagra, she wonders why Nick has it. Later though, Ben gets ill and has to go to the hospital where he's told he has hypertension... but not before he admits to taking the Viagra.
5:30pm
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What's So Funny?
Series 2, Episode 10Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter bring a mix of news, reviews and interviews from the comedy world. This week's special guest is Omid Djalili.
5:35pm
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My Family
Series 10, Christmas Special - Mary ChristmasOne young girl seems set to have a particularly un-merry Christmas, while Ben looks upon the new year as a chance to renew an old battle with his next-door neighbour.
6pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
6:10pm
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My Family
Series 2, Episode 1 - All Roads Lead To RamonBen gets a new assistant and surprise, surprise she doesn't like him.
6:35pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes including two Christmas specials, "The Jolly Boys' Outing" (18.35) and "Rodney Come Home" (20.25).
6:50pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 2 - Jack In The BoxVeteran comedian Jack Holiday has committed suicide. But how did a man with crippling arthritis manage to hold a gun to his head? And how was Jonathan duped into another of Maddy's "grisly murder investigations"?
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 5 - The DepartedMartin is in London to meet with Robert Dashwood, who is leading the selection process for the prestigious London surgeon's job that Martin has applied for.
8pm
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Heroes Of Comedy
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Living Legends: Norman WisdomThis is the story of Norman Wisdom, a living legend, one of the country's best-loved and most successful clowns since Charlie Chaplin, who has made millions laugh around the world.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:05pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Reconstituted CorpseA plastic surgeon is murdered. The police suspect Zola Zbzewski, his ex-lover who is publicising her book on how he gave her the perfect body. But then Zola is found dead in baffling circumstances...
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 6Here, Jack's hilarious set takes in trouble with builders, and his fear of burglars.
9pm
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The Square Peg
War comedy starring Norman Wisdom. Drafted into the army, Norman is airdropped behind enemy lines and captured by the Nazis.
9pm
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The Tommy Cooper Hour
Tommy Cooper's Christmas: 1973 special with the master of comedy, magic and mirth, Tommy Cooper.
9pm
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The Parole Officer
Offbeat comedy starring Steve Coogan as an inept parole officer efforts to aims to recover a CCTV tape that proves he is innocent of a murder.
9:15pm45 min version
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 7Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
10pm
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Lee Evans Live In Scotland
The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.
10pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Christmas Special - Harry Enfield's Yule Log ChumsSpecial Christmas edition of the comedy sketch series. Includes a spoof on the film Titanic, and the Toddlers wreaking havoc in a supermarket.
10pm45 min version (repeat)
10pm
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Rhod Gilbert's Bulging Barrel Of Laughs
Episode 3Featuring music from Kid British and stand-up from Mark Watson.
10pm
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Robert Newman - Apocalypso Now
Episode 2 - Part TwoThe second part of Rob Newman's Apocalypso Now set, recorded at the Tricycle Theatre, Kilburn, London in May 2005. Topics include William Wordsworth, Winston Churchill and ID Cards.
10:05pm
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The Morecambe & Wise Show
Series 2, Christmas Special - The Morecambe And Wise Christmas ShowErnie rewrites "Julius Ceasar" with Eric in the lead role. Guest starring Ralph Richardson and Alvin Stardust.
10:50pm60 min version (repeat)
10:55pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Christmas Special - GayIt's Fashion Week season; London's over, and New York's due up next. A fortuitous time, therefore, for Gran to let slip that Serge is gay and living in the Big Apple. Eddy resolves to track him down - after all, how many gay men can there be in New York?
11pm
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Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 2, Episode 10Richard Bacon invites guests including boxing legend Joe Calzaghe, comedian Russell Kane and journalist Gordon Smart to his exclusive club. Subjects up for discussion include the things that make them laugh but really shouldn't. And just who is the hardest sports star of all time?
11:15pm
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Hot Fuzz
Hit comedy film from Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright. PC Nicholas Angel transfers from London's Met Police to the sleepy village of Sandford.
11:50pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - Alan Wide ShutAlan's book is due to be pulped and he's clearly feeling the strain at Lynn's baptism. But, needless to say, he has the last laugh.
12:10am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 1 - ParraloxA new TV venture's on the cards for Edina, and she's lined up a guest spot with Richard and Judy to help launch a new campaign; for Patsy, life revolves around a skin-freezing serum called Parralox. Saffy, meanwhile, hopes for a government job promoting British culture.
12:30am
(repeat)
The Parole Officer
Offbeat comedy starring Steve Coogan as an inept parole officer efforts to aims to recover a CCTV tape that proves he is innocent of a murder.
12:50am
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 1, Who's That Boy?: After a drunken night out Linda and Tom find a half-naked man in their kitchen.
1:20am
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Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience
Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.
1:20am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 7Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
1:30am
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Black Books
Series 3, Episode 6 - PartyBernard, Manny and Fran finally get out and go to a party. But the mix of drink and emotion turns things awry.
1:35am
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 4 - El AstroFrazer Hines is staying in the hotel and there's great excitement among the British guests.
2am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 13 - On The MakeStan's intentions are less than honourable when he offers Edna a place to stay after her landlady throws her out.
2am
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Christmas Special - Harry Enfield's Yule Log ChumsSpecial Christmas edition of the comedy sketch series. Includes a spoof on the film Titanic, and the Toddlers wreaking havoc in a supermarket.
2:10am
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Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:20am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - Alan Wide ShutAlan's book is due to be pulped and he's clearly feeling the strain at Lynn's baptism. But, needless to say, he has the last laugh.
3:05am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 5The grouchy young celebrities lament life's work-based nuisances, from job hunting and their current careers to getting the sack.
3:30am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 4Lady Gatecrasher talks some bull at a cattle auction, and Terrible Therapist turns out to be a bit of a sucker.
3:55am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 5Miss Single visits a high-end tailor; artist and fashion designer Sharon Crisp casts a model for her Spring/Summer range; the OCD lady is out on a blind date; and Lady Gatecrasher heads out to an open-mic poetry night...
5:30am
(repeat)
What's So Funny?
Series 2, Episode 10Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter bring a mix of news, reviews and interviews from the comedy world. This week's special guest is Omid Djalili.