Schedule Monday 21st November 2011

Bread

Jack has left home to go to America for a while and Nellie is missing him greatly. Cousin Shifty is coming out of prison and heading for the Boswell home, courtesy of Joey. Aveline has got engaged to a protestant vicar who none of the family have met ...

On The Buses

There is a celebration at Luxton & District marking 50 years of motor buses. Exhausted from a new working schedule, Stan sits down to feel the comfort in the company's first ever motor bus and promptly falls asleep, dreaming of the day it was introduced...

The Brittas Empire

Brittas has decided he needs a day off and takes his dinghy to the coast to go sailing with Helen.

The Good Life

On his 40th birthday Tom Good decides to drop out of the rat-race in order to do something meaningful with his life. He, along with supportive wife Barbara, attempts to become self-sufficient in Surbiton.

The Good Life

The journey of self-sufficiency continues with the introduction of Margo the goat, some shy hens and Lenin the cockerel. Margo and Jerry feel that an intervention is needed to bring the Goods back to normality. A light hearted confrontation between Tom and his old boss fails to change anything.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

Radio 4's antidote to panel games comes from Guildford's brand new venue G-Live. Regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor are joined on the panel by Jeremy Hardy, with Jack Dee as the programme's reluctant chairman.

Bread

Aveline brings Oswald home and he finds a family in chaos when they all show him their true colours! Adrian is accepted as a male model after a less than impressive interview and Shifty is back to his old ways ...

Hotel Trubble

Excited about a new film, Outer Space Aliens from Outer Space, Lenny and Jamie persuade Dolly to host a sci-fi convention at the hotel. The arrival of sci-fi nerds in costume results in the staff completely missing the arrival of a real alien - a demanding Splurgian warrior who will stop at nothing to get hold of some precious power minerals.

The Brittas Empire

Brittas applies for a new job - as British representative on the European Leisure Industry Standards Committee.

2point4 Children

When Bill sees a couple of people acting strangely in the street, she soon has them pegged as burglars. With Mr and Mrs Grimes from next door away on holiday and police on the doorstep, a peculiar night of alarms, silent phone calls and broken glass begins.

Jest A Minute

Lucy Porter, Milton Jones, Lloyd Langford and Chris Corcoran in Rhod Gilbert's comedy quiz.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy commandeers a bit of wartime nostalgia in the shape of a hole in the road, which has been abandoned by the council. Despite Compo and Clegg's lack of interest, he lays claim to an old siren which he then exchanges for a genuine cedar flagpole.

'Allo 'Allo!

It's René's birthday, and Edith has a big surprise for her loving husband - she's bought him a car! At the chateau, Hitler and Goering (or rather, their doubles) are due, and the resistance are bound to make an attempt on their lives...

Hounded

Dr Mu is stealing the internet! With IT systems going into meltdown all over the world, Rufus is transported in the icy wilderness of a social networking site called Puffin Portal.

Yes Minister

Jim's stuck in a tricky corner when he realises that he is due to attend an important arts sector dinner event as guest of honour, just days after a timetabled announcement of a less than generous increase in arts funding. Simon Monk, head of the National Theatre, is particularly unforgiving of the low increase.

The Bubble

Sue Perkins, Marcus Brigstocke and journalist Julia Hartley-Brewer attempt to identify the true stories from the fakes.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Wesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Billy Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful pinstriped suit is adventurous enough.

2point4 Children

When Bill sees a couple of people acting strangely in the street, she soon has them pegged as burglars. With Mr and Mrs Grimes from next door away on holiday and police on the doorstep, a peculiar night of alarms, silent phone calls and broken glass begins.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.

The Good Life

On his 40th birthday Tom Good decides to drop out of the rat-race in order to do something meaningful with his life. He, along with supportive wife Barbara, attempts to become self-sufficient in Surbiton.

The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson

Viewers see a snapshot of Wayne and Colleen Rooney's home life; witness Gordon Brown rapping; and learn the tragic story behind Simon Cowell in Episode 2.

Only Fools And Horses

After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?

The Good Life

The journey of self-sufficiency continues with the introduction of Margo the goat, some shy hens and Lenin the cockerel. Margo and Jerry feel that an intervention is needed to bring the Goods back to normality. A light hearted confrontation between Tom and his old boss fails to change anything.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...

Have I Got News For You

Anne Robinson acts as host. With John O'Farrell on Ian's side and John Simpson on Paul's.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy commandeers a bit of wartime nostalgia in the shape of a hole in the road, which has been abandoned by the council. Despite Compo and Clegg's lack of interest, he lays claim to an old siren which he then exchanges for a genuine cedar flagpole.

The Bubble

Sue Perkins, Marcus Brigstocke and journalist Julia Hartley-Brewer attempt to identify the true stories from the fakes.

Waiting For God

Episode 3.7, Sabotage: Tom and Diana decide they would like a holiday, but face the task of upsetting the devious Harvey's construction plans to raise the necessary cash.

My Family

An unusual request from a couple whom Susan and Ben met on holiday leads to chaos in the Harper household, and Susan finally discovers who Kenzo's father is.

'Allo 'Allo!

It's René's birthday, and Edith has a big surprise for her loving husband - she's bought him a car! At the chateau, Hitler and Goering (or rather, their doubles) are due, and the resistance are bound to make an attempt on their lives...

On The Buses

With the cost of living heading ever-upwards, Stan's had enough and decides to apply for a different job: at a car factory. In the north!

My Family

A death in the dentist's chair is not very good for business, but, as Ben discovers, it isn't very good for your private life either.

Yes Minister

Jim's stuck in a tricky corner when he realises that he is due to attend an important arts sector dinner event as guest of honour, just days after a timetabled announcement of a less than generous increase in arts funding. Simon Monk, head of the National Theatre, is particularly unforgiving of the low increase.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Wesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.

The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson

Viewers see a snapshot of Wayne and Colleen Rooney's home life; witness Gordon Brown rapping; and learn the tragic story behind Simon Cowell in Episode 2.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Billy Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful pinstriped suit is adventurous enough.

Have I Got News For You

Anne Robinson acts as host. With John O'Farrell on Ian's side and John Simpson on Paul's.

Gavin & Stacey

After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.

Shooting Stars

Hairy Biker Dave Myers, cleaning guru Kim Woodburn and comic Lee Mack are tonight's featured guests, as Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host another edition of the celebrity showbiz quiz.

How Does That Make You Feel?

Martha is losing patience with her clients - and who could blame her?

The Vicar Of Dibley

To celebrate the 650th year since Dibley's founding, Geraldine arranges a special licence to run their own local radio station. All of the villagers lend a hand in the week-long event, and Frank has a particular secret to impart. Meanwhile, the Vicar finds the perfect opportunity to bring David down a peg or two.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.

One Foot In The Grave

Margaret goes missing after suffering a nightmare and Victor has an interesting encounter with a chimpanzee at the local fete.

Live At The Apollo

Jack Dee presents some top stand-up comedy, with guest comic Ross Noble.

Not Going Out

An old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and joins Lee on the sofa. When it becomes clear that she doesn't know who she is, Lee throws her out only to discover that she has a rich son who always pays a handsome reward to the person who brings her home.

The Royle Family

It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.

Not Going Out

Stuck in a coma, with friends and family gathered round his hospital bed, Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy. But is it really so perfect and will the reality match up?

Live At The Apollo

BAFTA-nominated actor and comedian Rob Brydon hosts. The special guests are funny lady Sarah Millican and Ireland's very own Jason Byrne.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

Radio 4's antidote to panel games comes from Guildford's brand new venue G-Live. Regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor are joined on the panel by Jeremy Hardy, with Jack Dee as the programme's reluctant chairman.

Shooting Stars

Hairy Biker Dave Myers, cleaning guru Kim Woodburn and comic Lee Mack are tonight's featured guests, as Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host another edition of the celebrity showbiz quiz.

ElvenQuest

It is Vidar's birthday but the Questers' celebrations are soon cut short when the Beacon of Doom is lit, and one of them to must go into battle with Lord Darkness himself.

Still Game

The boys go back to school but have trouble keeping their heads in the books. A quiz in the Clansman should be a chance to show off just how smart they are.

Gavin & Stacey

After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks

It's host Jack Dee versus Jedward this week. Also on the show, Charlie Higson, Katy Brand and singer Eliza Doolittle.

Live At The Apollo

Jack Dee presents some top stand-up comedy, with guest comic Ross Noble.

Rev.

The arrival of a particularly talented young curate, Abi, appears to be a literal Godsend for Adam, but his initial enthusiasm at the thought of some time off is somewhat short-lived.

My Family

A death in the dentist's chair is not very good for business, but, as Ben discovers, it isn't very good for your private life either.

Blackadder

After having trouble with the trenches' telephone system, Blackadder is facing a court-martial for disobeying orders; and far more seriously, shooting and eating Melchett's prized pet pigeon, Speckled Jim. Is there any hope for the Captain, or does a firing squad and certain death await?

Not Going Out

An old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and joins Lee on the sofa. When it becomes clear that she doesn't know who she is, Lee throws her out only to discover that she has a rich son who always pays a handsome reward to the person who brings her home.

Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea

Dougal hosts a soiree featuring Mrs Naughtie performing her Dance of the Seven Voles.

The Royle Family

It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.

Not Going Out

Stuck in a coma, with friends and family gathered round his hospital bed, Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy. But is it really so perfect and will the reality match up?

French And Saunders

Easter Special: The comedy duo produce their own version of The Lord of the Rings, in which a wide-eyed hobbit and an elderly Shakespearean actor each embark on a quest for an Oscar. Meanwhile, two incompetent Aussie prop-makers struggle to provide stunning special effects. Includes guest appearances by Bono and Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

Psychoville

All of the characters are drawn back to the scene of their crime. Will anyone survive the great day of judgement?

Mongrels

It's Vince's wedding day and Nelson is thrilled to be his best man. Now all he has to do is to find just one nice thing to say about Vince in his speech - or die. Destiny adopts a high-risk strategy to avoid sitting at the singles' table. Kali is faced with a difficult dilemma over the wedding buffet - is it acceptable to eat your own cousin?

Never Mind The Buzzcocks

It's host Jack Dee versus Jedward this week. Also on the show, Charlie Higson, Katy Brand and singer Eliza Doolittle.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

At the Comedy Store tonight are Marlon Davis on Barack Obama, Jason Byrne on getting sex when you're older, Steve Williams on night clubs and Phil Nichol on offending people.

Game On

Mandy is asked by novelist Ron Grimshaw to help him research his next book. It transpires that he's more interested in researching Mandy.

Back in the flat, Matt arranges for a rather special birthday present for Martin.

ElvenQuest

It is Vidar's birthday but the Questers' celebrations are soon cut short when the Beacon of Doom is lit, and one of them to must go into battle with Lord Darkness himself.

On The Buses

With the cost of living heading ever-upwards, Stan's had enough and decides to apply for a different job: at a car factory. In the north!

Grouchy Young Men

Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.

Absolutely Fabulous

Edina is struggling to come to terms with the news of Saffy's pregnancy, and Patsy's only offer is the address of an abortion clinic. They throw themselves into a new celebrity book club, but the arrival of the father-to-be brings Eddy some much needed joy.

Jest A Minute

Lucy Porter, Milton Jones, Lloyd Langford and Chris Corcoran in Rhod Gilbert's comedy quiz.

Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee

Door Bitch gets cheesed off at a Farmer's Market and Miss Single tries to have a golf lesson.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Jarred Christmas on aggressive Londoners, Steve Williams on graffiti, Andi Osho on Nigerian parenting and Mike Wilmot on alcoholism and London.

Drop The Dead Donkey

Episode 5.12, Sex 'n' Death: Gus is suffering from a recurring sexual nightmare involving Joy, and Henry learns he has not got long to live.

Birds Of A Feather

When Dorien starts bulk buying in chain stores, Sharon and Tracey feel that drastic measures are called for.