Schedule Thursday 17th November 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 4Lilo Lill pays a visit to the Boswell home and indulges in an all out war with Nellie on the doorstep. Roxy has returned to Joey's life and Adrian buys an enormous statue.
6:30am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 3, Episode 5 - Sex, Lies And Red TapeGordon Brittas is trying to raise funds to buy a second trampoline so that Whitbury Leisure Centre can advertise "synchronised trampolining". To raise the money needed, Tim and Gavin are sitting in stocks having wet sponges thrown at them and Colin is attempting a marathon juggle. Brittas himself is on a sponsored silence, an idea suggested by his secretary Julie. Then a wealthy American turns up - but who is he?
7am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 9.3, The World Will Always Welcome Lovers: The truth about Alistair's wedding nerves is revealed after he and Lionel spill the beans, but Rocky comes to the rescue to ensure the ceremony finally takes place. Jean refuses to give up on her efforts to play Cupid between Harry and Sandy.
7:30am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 9.4, What Now?: With Alistair and Judith happily married, Harry tries to find the courage to ask Sandy to move to Canada with him, and Lionel has his usual doubts about his relationship with Jean when she takes pity on a homeless girl.
7:30am
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Listen Against
Series 4, Episode 2Jon Holmes visits a nature park of cloned BBC Presenters; and Alice Arnold introduces the BBC's new Automatic Apology App.
8am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 5Aveline is taken to hospital and the family gather to comfort her. Joey finds out that Roxy is married.
8:20am
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Scoop
Series 2, Episode 5 - Digby & The VikingDigby thinks he has found a hoard of ancient treasure when he unearths a criminal's loot.
8:30am
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Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Menace From The DeepThe platoon go on guard duty at the end of Walmington's pier. Things are bad enough after Pike forgets to tie up the boat and loses their food, but things get worse after Jones spots a mine under the pier.
8:40am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Stuff Of DreamsHelen is about to give birth, and she wants everything to be just right. But events don't turn out quite as she expects. Meanwhile, Colin is having a strange recurring dream, and Gordon is preparing for the leisure centre's Elderly Week.
9am
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Potting On
Episode 3 - Curse Of The PharaohGordon becomes so addicted to a computer game that Pam has to get a dog for company.
9:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 7 - Thank Your Lucky StarsAs David lies unconscious on a hospital bed, Rona struggles to make it to her wedding on time. Meanwhile, Bill is looking for someone to blame.
10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 9 - Aladdin Gets On Your WickThe sight of a sailboarder slicing through the water gives Foggy an idea. But where can he get a bit of wood big enough for three to stand on?
10:40am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 1 - Arousing SuspicionsWhen Michelle devises plans for a radio station, getting the necessary equipment is only the beginning of the problem - particularly when key components end up in the chateau.
11am
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Hounded
Episode 5 - Mu PizzaDr Mu's latest hair-brained plan is to invade the Earth using pizza. He's harvesting the resources of planet Pizzeria in this latest evil quest, and as ever, Rufus must stop him before it's too late...
11:20am
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Conflict Of InterestThe next Governorship of the Bank of England is up for discussion just as a scandal looks set to break out in the City. It'd hardly be an easy choice for Hacker at the best of times, but Sir Desmond Glazebrook appears to have his eye set on the role.
12pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 9 - Waggoners RollTruly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing, untalented protegee Babs.
12:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Menace From The DeepThe platoon go on guard duty at the end of Walmington's pier. Things are bad enough after Pike forgets to tie up the boat and loses their food, but things get worse after Jones spots a mine under the pier.
12:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
1:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 7 - Thank Your Lucky StarsAs David lies unconscious on a hospital bed, Rona struggles to make it to her wedding on time. Meanwhile, Bill is looking for someone to blame.
2pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 9.3, The World Will Always Welcome Lovers: The truth about Alistair's wedding nerves is revealed after he and Lionel spill the beans, but Rocky comes to the rescue to ensure the ceremony finally takes place. Jean refuses to give up on her efforts to play Cupid between Harry and Sandy.
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 1 - Full Steam BehindFoggy takes Compo and Clegg to see a piece of history - the Steam Preservation Society's reopening of an old railway line.
2:15pm
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Love In A Glass Jar
A Radio 4 comedy drama about sperm donation. Eve and Patrick agree to a face-to-face meeting in a hotel room in order to carry out a transaction.
2:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 9.4, What Now?: With Alistair and Judith happily married, Harry tries to find the courage to ask Sandy to move to Canada with him, and Lionel has his usual doubts about his relationship with Jean when she takes pity on a homeless girl.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 9 - Aladdin Gets On Your WickThe sight of a sailboarder slicing through the water gives Foggy an idea. But where can he get a bit of wood big enough for three to stand on?
4pm
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
4:40pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 1 - Arousing SuspicionsWhen Michelle devises plans for a radio station, getting the necessary equipment is only the beginning of the problem - particularly when key components end up in the chateau.
4:40pm
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My Family
Series 6, Episode 4 - Living The DreamWhen is pyramid selling not pyramid selling? When Ben says so, apparently.
5:20pm
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Conflict Of InterestThe next Governorship of the Bank of England is up for discussion just as a scandal looks set to break out in the City. It'd hardly be an easy choice for Hacker at the best of times, but Sir Desmond Glazebrook appears to have his eye set on the role.
5:20pm
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My Family
Series 6, Episode 5 - An Embarrassment Of SusansBen buys the house next door, thinking it will be a great investment, but when he discovers squatters at the property, he quickly offloads it onto Roger. However, all is not as it seems and he soon regrets the decision. Meanwhile, Susan attempts to find a girlfriend for luckless Michael.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The PosterLuxton & District announces a staff competition to find the face of the perfect bus conductor for a new promotional advertising campaign. With a £100 prize for the chosen busman Stan is keen to win - and Blakey's keen to fire him!
6pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 9 - Waggoners RollTruly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing, untalented protegee Babs.
6:30pm30 min
6:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
7:20pm
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 5 - A Test Of CharacterGodber's History O Level exams are a few days away. Fletcher enlists the help of Warren and McLaren to steal the exam paper - if Godber is so determined to pass, Fletch's going to make sure he's well prepared before he enters the exam room.
7:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Menace From The DeepThe platoon go on guard duty at the end of Walmington's pier. Things are bad enough after Pike forgets to tie up the boat and loses their food, but things get worse after Jones spots a mine under the pier.
8pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 6 - AnimalsGeraldine's idea of a special service to bless and celebrate animals - the focus of much of the rural village's life - is welcomed warmly by her flock, but soon finds Dibley ridiculed in the national tabloids. Could this lead to her departure from the community already?
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 1 - Full Steam BehindFoggy takes Compo and Clegg to see a piece of history - the Steam Preservation Society's reopening of an old railway line.
8:40pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 6 - Duel And DualityThe Prince has seduced and 'soiled' the Duke of Wellington's two nieces. When the triumphant war hero hears of George's indiscretion, he swears to have his revenge - can Blackadder get him out of this one, or will the Royal meet his maker?
9pm
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Dara O'Briain Live At The Theatre Royal
Stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain. An hour of highlights from the comedian's 2006 routine.
9pm30 min
Rev.
Series 2, Episode 2The arrival of a particularly talented young curate, Abi, appears to be a literal Godsend for Adam, but his initial enthusiasm at the thought of some time off is somewhat short-lived.
9pm60 min
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 1 - Ardal O'HanlonArdal O'Hanlon returns to Dublin for his One Night Stand, supported by Gary Delaney and Josie Long.
9:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
9:30pm30 min
Life's Too Short
Episode 2Despite an awkward appearance at a sci-fi convention, an unsuccessful money-making brainstorming session with his assistant, Cheryl, and a humiliating guest appearance at a Star Wars-themed wedding, Warwick's fortune seems to be on the rise when Johnny Depp hires him to research a new movie role.
10pm
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Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 4Dad is suffering from a terrible hangover, and it seems worse as he struggles against the issues of his family.
10pm30 min
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 3, Episode 2 - MaidstoneFrank Skinner is joined in Maidstone by Alun Cochrane and Sarah Millican.
10pm40 min
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 3Daniel Sloss and Andrew Maxwell take part in the fast-talking panel show. Hosted by Sean Lock, with Robert Webb and Seann Walsh.
10pm
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Listen Against
Series 4, Episode 2Jon Holmes visits a nature park of cloned BBC Presenters; and Alice Arnold introduces the BBC's new Automatic Apology App.
10pm30 min
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 2 - It's Training MenAs Ashley and Jerwayne come to terms with the fact that they are getting older, Lance fumes that a training day has been dumped on him at the last minute, and Janine drags Christopher into the hunt for her stalker.
10:30pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 4Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
10:30pm
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Delve Special
Series 2, Episode 4 - Double Agent Russell NicholsonRussell Nicholson joined MI5 in 1953. In 1959 he joined the KGB. David Lander presents a profile of this notorious spy and interviews him at his luxury home in Bulgaria.
10:35pm
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Facejacker
Series 1, Episode 2Augustus Kwembe tries a parking scam; Terry Tibbs takes part in a Come Dine With Me episode; Dr Ali prepares for some cosmetic surgery operations; director Donald Donaldson auditions a dog; and Brian Badonde visits an art class.
10:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 6 - SofaGary has to get rid of his beloved but sadly stain-covered sofa. Tony makes a rather unwise purchase from a man in the pub.
10:40pm
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Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
11pm
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My Family
Series 6, Episode 4 - Living The DreamWhen is pyramid selling not pyramid selling? When Ben says so, apparently.
11pm30 min
Les Kelly's Britain
Episode 2Les Kelly, host of a magazine show from hell, is a sound bite in human form. His desire to see Britain full of normal decent people, is matched by his ignorance.
11pm
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Ed Reardon's Week
Series 3, Episode 4 - The DigEd helps out on archaeological dig. He find some old coins but, not realising their value, puts them in a condom machine in expectation of a night of passion with the young female professor running the dig.
11:05pm50 min
Dirty Digest
Episode 2Michelle de Swarte and her team of new talent, comedians Joe Lycett and Dan Schreiber and Lancastrian lass AJ Odudu, look at the week's celebrity news.
11:20pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 1 - Captain CookWith a bit of trickery and abuse of George's sole talent, Blackadder has himself appointed Official War Artist and hopes to be sent to Paris accordingly; however, Field Marshal Haig's plans don't quite tally with the Captain's expectations...
11:20pm
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Burnistoun
Series 2, Episode 6There's a problem for Burnistoun's Housing Association when a resident complains about a strange presence in his house; and a gullible customer at a car-boot sale gets fleeced.
11:20pm
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Red Dwarf
Series VI, Episode 3 - Gunmen Of The ApocalypseWhen a simulant ship puts a virus in Red Dwarf's computers, Kryten decides to contract the virus himself to find a cure.
11:30pm
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The Mark Steel Lecture
Series 1, Episode 3 - Charlie ChaplinMark presents the life of Charlie Chaplin, the most successful English comedian in the United States and a modern rebel.
11:40pm
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My Family
Series 6, Episode 5 - An Embarrassment Of SusansBen buys the house next door, thinking it will be a great investment, but when he discovers squatters at the property, he quickly offloads it onto Roger. However, all is not as it seems and he soon regrets the decision. Meanwhile, Susan attempts to find a girlfriend for luckless Michael.
Midnight
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The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 4 - BuildersTom and Roy find themselves with a new lodger, Sally, when a burst pipe forces her to get the builders in. The rivalry between Tom and Roy escalates.
Midnight
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Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 1 - Ardal O'HanlonArdal O'Hanlon returns to Dublin for his One Night Stand, supported by Gary Delaney and Josie Long.
12:40am
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The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 5 - HospitalA visit to the hospital gives Tom and Roy the perfect excuse to do battle for Sally's affections when she is called in for a knee operation.
1am
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Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
1:15am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
1:20am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 6 - SofaGary has to get rid of his beloved but sadly stain-covered sofa. Tony makes a rather unwise purchase from a man in the pub.
1:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 4Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
1:35am
(repeat)
Red Dwarf
Series VI, Episode 3 - Gunmen Of The ApocalypseWhen a simulant ship puts a virus in Red Dwarf's computers, Kryten decides to contract the virus himself to find a cure.
1:40am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The PosterLuxton & District announces a staff competition to find the face of the perfect bus conductor for a new promotional advertising campaign. With a £100 prize for the chosen busman Stan is keen to win - and Blakey's keen to fire him!
1:45am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 3Olivia returns with more sexy, funny stunts and pranks.
2am
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Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.5, Elvis, Jesus and Zack: Faced with the axing of her department, a TV obituary producer manufactures a media sensation by fabricating the death of a fading rock star, giving his career a much-needed boost.
2am
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Potting On
Episode 3 - Curse Of The PharaohGordon becomes so addicted to a computer game that Pam has to get a dog for company.
2:05am
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Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 2 - El MachoWhen Amy visits a bullfight she finds she can see better from inside the ring!
2:05am
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PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 2 - It's Training MenAs Ashley and Jerwayne come to terms with the fact that they are getting older, Lance fumes that a training day has been dumped on him at the last minute, and Janine drags Christopher into the hunt for her stalker.
2:15am
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Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 5.10, Luck: For once during his reports Damien gets injured instead of Gerry, causing Damien to worry that he is turning into George.
2:30am
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Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.6, Dinner at Tiffany's: A school dinner lady falls in love with her gambling headmistress, but a combination of jealousy and impending staff cutbacks prompts her to commit a terrible crime of passion.
2:30am
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Dirty Digest
Episode 2Michelle de Swarte and her team of new talent, comedians Joe Lycett and Dan Schreiber and Lancastrian lass AJ Odudu, look at the week's celebrity news.
2:45am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 1 - Not In My Back YardSharon, Tracey and Dorien believe they will be living round the corner from royalty, when someone with children called Harry and William, and who is guarded by heavies moves into Chigwell.
3:20am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 8At the Comedy Store tonight are Marlon Davis on Barack Obama, Jason Byrne on getting sex when you're older, Steve Williams on night clubs and Phil Nichol on offending people.
3:25am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.