Schedule Wednesday 16th November 2011
Bread
Series 3, Episode 3Freddie loses a valuable ring at a party. Jack, who found it and tried to pawn it, is filled with remorse. Meanwhile, Adrian has gone through a personality change and insists on being called Jimmy!
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
Tommy Cooper
A selection of three episodes of comedy and magic from Tommy Cooper.
The Brittas Empire
Series 3, Episode 4 - Two Little BoysThe Whitbury Leisure Centre is celebrating its first birthday with a series of special events. Meanwhile, Brittas's twin brother, Horatio, looks for advice about his vocation in the church.
As Time Goes By
Episode 9.1, Time to Settle Down: Sandy's policeman boyfriend calls at the house with important news and Alistair suddenly realises he wants to settle down, but he can't decide what should come first - work or romance.
Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stage FrightBrian writes a play, for his A level pupils, which is a barely disguised portrayal of his own personal life.
As Time Goes By
Episode 9.2, Another Proposal: Penny and Stephen have big news which may prevent them attending Alistair and Judith's wedding, while Lionel's father Rocky and Mrs Bale prepare for the big event in the village.
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 5 - Not LongUnder siege from seagull attack, the Brighton police team share secrets of their past, till Hoagland sets them free.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 4Lilo Lill pays a visit to the Boswell home and indulges in an all out war with Nellie on the doorstep. Roxy has returned to Joey's life and Adrian buys an enormous statue.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 9 - The Television SetTony decides he's fooled the neighbours for long enough: it's time to buy a television set for real. Unfortunately, he's not appreciated the cost. Cue, Sidney James...
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 13 - The Digworth MethodDigby and Hacker are excited when they are asked to give a talk about the life of a top reporter... but what is Selina Sharp doing in the audience?
The Brittas Empire
Series 3, Episode 5 - Sex, Lies And Red TapeGordon Brittas is trying to raise funds to buy a second trampoline so that Whitbury Leisure Centre can advertise "synchronised trampolining". To raise the money needed, Tim and Gavin are sitting in stocks having wet sponges thrown at them and Colin is attempting a marathon juggle. Brittas himself is on a sponsored silence, an idea suggested by his secretary Julie. Then a wealthy American turns up - but who is he?
2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 6 - Bird On A WireRona's wedding is hours away, and the Porter household is packed and chaotic in preparation. David and Ben are bored, but Rona and Bill are soon in a somewhat sticky situation.
The Personality Test
Series 2, Episode 3 - Adam Hart-DavisThe host this week is Adam Hart-Davis. Regulars Robin Ince, Sue Perkins, Lucy Porter and Will Smith try to learn more about his life.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 8 - There Are Gypsies At The Bottom Of Our GardenFoggy identifies the sound of a giant woodpecker and exploits this natural wonder.
The Bubble
Episode 3 - Andy Hamilton, Sarah Millican, Clive AndersonThis week's three contestants who have been locked in a media-free zone are: Andy Hamilton, Clive Anderson and Sarah Millican.
Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Christmas Special - A Bun In The OvenIt is September 13th, 1943; almost 2 years since we last saw René, who is finally - at long, long last - rid of the English airmen. His troubles are far from over, however, as Yvette announces her pregnancy. Meanwhile at the chateau, Gruber and the Colonel are growing increasingly worried at the progress of the war.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 5 - An Embarrassment Of SusansBen buys the house next door, thinking it will be a great investment, but when he discovers squatters at the property, he quickly offloads it onto Roger. However, all is not as it seems and he soon regrets the decision. Meanwhile, Susan attempts to find a girlfriend for luckless Michael.
Hounded
Episode 4 - Look At The StarsCan Rufus save the world from an icy fate? And how on Earth is a tin of cat food from his Future Self going to help?
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Diplomatic IncidentWhen the former PM dies unexpectedly of a heart attack, a state funeral is announced. Unfortunately that means a chance for the French to cause a diplomatic incident to use as a bargaining tool for important upcoming Channel Tunnel negotiatoins - never knowingly reasonable!
The Stanley Baxter Playhouse
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Porter's StoryA comic retelling of events at Dunsinane Castle. Stanley Baxter plays Macbeth's porter.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 6 - And Other AnimalsMichael embarks on a military cadet weekend, leaving Susan to brood over an empty house, so it's no surprise when she takes pity on a stray dog - much to her husband's disgust. After Janey clears the loft of her belongings, Ben accidentally discards a teddy bear worth hundreds of pounds.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To PaternityClegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 9 - The Television SetTony decides he's fooled the neighbours for long enough: it's time to buy a television set for real. Unfortunately, he's not appreciated the cost. Cue, Sidney James...
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 4Pete and Sue find themselves in every parent's ultimate nightmare - trapped in a foreign airport with three bored young children (and an increasingly bewildered Grandad).
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 8 - Some Vans Can Make You DeafCompo's son Tom sparks off chaos when he tries to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van.
2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 6 - Bird On A WireRona's wedding is hours away, and the Porter household is packed and chaotic in preparation. David and Ben are bored, but Rona and Bill are soon in a somewhat sticky situation.
As Time Goes By
Episode 9.1, Time to Settle Down: Sandy's policeman boyfriend calls at the house with important news and Alistair suddenly realises he wants to settle down, but he can't decide what should come first - work or romance.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Bandit From Stoke-On-TrentAn old friend of the trio is back in town, but why?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 3 - Chain GangWhen offered the deal of the century by a new acquaintance, Del puts together a consortium to help purchase a suitcase full of gold chains. Predictably, the plan goes catastrophically wrong.
As Time Goes By
Episode 9.2, Another Proposal: Penny and Stephen have big news which may prevent them attending Alistair and Judith's wedding, while Lionel's father Rocky and Mrs Bale prepare for the big event in the village.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 8 - There Are Gypsies At The Bottom Of Our GardenFoggy identifies the sound of a giant woodpecker and exploits this natural wonder.
Waiting For God
Episode 3.6, Scandal: The ladies bowling team nickname Tom 'Superstud' when Diana ends up in his bed after the residents are bequeathed £200 to get drunk at a wake.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Christmas Special - A Bun In The OvenIt is September 13th, 1943; almost 2 years since we last saw René, who is finally - at long, long last - rid of the English airmen. His troubles are far from over, however, as Yvette announces her pregnancy. Meanwhile at the chateau, Gruber and the Colonel are growing increasingly worried at the progress of the war.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 2 - The Spokes PersonBen starts a one-man anti-cycling campaign which causes chaos in the household, Susan compounds the problems with her fund-raising efforts.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 5 - An Embarrassment Of SusansBen buys the house next door, thinking it will be a great investment, but when he discovers squatters at the property, he quickly offloads it onto Roger. However, all is not as it seems and he soon regrets the decision. Meanwhile, Susan attempts to find a girlfriend for luckless Michael.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Inspector's PetsIt's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund and the tropical fish...
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Diplomatic IncidentWhen the former PM dies unexpectedly of a heart attack, a state funeral is announced. Unfortunately that means a chance for the French to cause a diplomatic incident to use as a bargaining tool for important upcoming Channel Tunnel negotiatoins - never knowingly reasonable!
My Family
Series 6, Episode 3 - Dentally UnstableJaney starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael's latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Football MatchThe depot establishes a football team, and with the promise of £5 for each player should they win their upcoming match, Stan's keen to join - even with Blakey as trainer. But when the star player is injured, they face a much bigger challenge than imagined!
Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stage FrightBrian writes a play, for his A level pupils, which is a barely disguised portrayal of his own personal life.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 6 - And Other AnimalsMichael embarks on a military cadet weekend, leaving Susan to brood over an empty house, so it's no surprise when she takes pity on a stray dog - much to her husband's disgust. After Janey clears the loft of her belongings, Ben accidentally discards a teddy bear worth hundreds of pounds.
Hacker Time
Series 1, Episode 9 - Stefan GatesHacker explores the tasty world of food. He cooks up trouble when he invites Gastronuts presenter Stefan Gates into the studio. Plus a trip to see those Dogs In Space.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To PaternityClegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 6There's everything to play for as the premiere panel show continues. While former Olympic champion Karen Pickering joins the Reds, comedian Jimmy Carr is picked for the Blues.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 4Pete and Sue find themselves in every parent's ultimate nightmare - trapped in a foreign airport with three bored young children (and an increasingly bewildered Grandad).
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 5 - Kathy BurkeKathy Burke had never been to Harrods - despite being a life-long Londoner. She tries this and three other new experiences in the show that is all about getting out of the comfort zone.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 6This week, Harry's a little concerned about the Sorority Girls, and wonders about different types of biscuits. Meanwhile, things in Albert Square are getting a bit dangerous and stunt doubles have to be called in.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 8 - Some Vans Can Make You DeafCompo's son Tom sparks off chaos when he tries to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 9 - The Television SetTony decides he's fooled the neighbours for long enough: it's time to buy a television set for real. Unfortunately, he's not appreciated the cost. Cue, Sidney James...
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
QI
Series B, Episode 1 - BlueAll the questions are themed on colours. With Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Man And The HourDuring World War Two, there is a call for ordinary civilians to form a new section of the army: the Local Defence Volunteers. One man plans to lead them - but is the local bank manager right for the job?
The Story Of Music Hall With Michael Grade
Michael Grade traces the raucous history of the music hall, the roots of what became modern variety and comedy.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 3Karen recreates The Apprentice, Ben takes a close interest in Dad's medical tests, Mum thinks Jake's healthy interest in girls is becoming unhealthy, and the ghost of John McEnroe hovers over Dad's Saturday morning game of tennis. Karen decides to sort things out.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Bandit From Stoke-On-TrentAn old friend of the trio is back in town, but why?
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Impression show starring Jon Culshaw and Debra Stephenson. Their targets include Jonathan Ross, Amy Winehouse and Madonna.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 3, Episode 4Jennifer Aniston's career takes a radical new turn; Katie Price starts her own finishing school; and there's war in the BBC newsroom.
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Selection of highlights from classic sketch show The Two Ronnies, hosted by the eponymous duo with brand new music segments.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 5 - Amy And AmiabilityThe Prince is bankrupt. In order to secure funds, Blackadder suggests that his only option is to find a bride and marry into a moneyed family. Beautiful Amy Hardwood, daughter of a cotton magnate, seems a prime candidate.
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 7Kieran's girlfriend has a big question to ask him, and Gavin isn't his usual self after getting, ahem, trollied the night before. Plus, Julie receives some rather good news.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 4Nana's asleep on the sofa, and - surprise, surprise - Jim's in a foul mood again. Antony's love life could already be on the rocks, and next door, Cheryl's joined Weight Watchers.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
Lee Evans Live From The West End
A one-off live performance from the comic genius, recorded at the Lyric Theatre in 1995.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 9After 39 series spanning over two decades, Have I Got News For You's most famous recurring gag is hosting the show - John Prescott. With guest panellists John Bishop and Penny Smith.
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 5 - Not LongUnder siege from seagull attack, the Brighton police team share secrets of their past, till Hoagland sets them free.
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 8Josie embarks on a 'girl power' booze and sex fest, aided and abetted by Vod, who believes her uni days are well and truly over.
Nebulous
Series 2, Episode 1 - Holofile 023: The Deptford WivesK.E.N.T. travels to the Deptford, one of the Cockney Islands in the Indonesian Ocean in order to investigate a series of murders.
Facejacker
Series 1, Episode 2Augustus Kwembe tries a parking scam; Terry Tibbs takes part in a Come Dine With Me episode; Dr Ali prepares for some cosmetic surgery operations; director Donald Donaldson auditions a dog; and Brian Badonde visits an art class.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 3, Episode 4Jennifer Aniston's career takes a radical new turn; Katie Price starts her own finishing school; and there's war in the BBC newsroom.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 7, Episode 3 - X Factor Judges, Tinie Tempah, Terry WoganAn amazing X Factor exclusive as Alan is joined by all four show judges; plus Tinie Tempah talking about his new book; and broadcasting legend Terry Wogan. With music from Kasabian.
QI
Series B, Episode 1 - BlueAll the questions are themed on colours. With Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
Mark Watson's Live Address To The Nation
Episode 3 - IntelligenceMark Watson continues his quest to improve the world, nimbly assisted by Tim Key and Tom Basden. Broadcast live from the BBC Radio Theatre. Can intelligence sometimes be a curse?
Goodness Gracious Me
Award-winning sketch comedy from Sanjeev Bhaskar, Kulvinder Ghir, Meera Syal, Nitin Sawhney and Nina Wadia.
The Café
Series 1, Episode 5 - Fragile, Handle With CareEveryone wants to know how Sarah's meeting with the literary agent went. Brenda makes her an offer, but Carol's got bigger concerns.
Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour
Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 6 - Duel And DualityThe Prince has seduced and 'soiled' the Duke of Wellington's two nieces. When the triumphant war hero hears of George's indiscretion, he swears to have his revenge - can Blackadder get him out of this one, or will the Royal meet his maker?
Comedy Kings - Best Of Just For Laughs
Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Jack Whitehall and Louis C.K. perform stand-up comedy routines at Montreal's renowned Just For Laughs festival.
Misfits
Series 3, Episode 3Still trying to fulfil his destiny by becoming SuperHoodie, Simon saves Peter, a geeky comic-book nerd, from being mugged.
Millions
Heart-warming comedy drama film. When seven-year-old Damian finds a suitcase of cash, he thinks it's a gift from God.
Wall Of Fame
Episode 2David is joined by Billie Piper and Sally Bercow, wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons.
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 2, Episode 7Andrew Maxwell and Tom Stade, plus Mark Wright from The Only Way Is Essex join Richard Bacon. Tonight, they confess to a time when they were absolutely petrified, and decide on the most pointless sport.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 2Chris Ramsey and Jack Whitehall join Robert Webb, Seann Walsh and Sean Lock. Play along online via the Dave website.
Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live
TV edit of the 2010 stand-up show Lockipedia Live, starring Sean Lock.
The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Episode 6 - Kids TodayFowler plans a camping trip for some young offenders, whereas Grim is keener for them to have a short sharp shock. Patricia has to take care of an abandoned infant and becomes broody. Habib is harrassed by some fascists and unfortunately Goody steps in to help her...
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 6Janice & Ray discuss their gourmet's experience, Kate & Ellen are talking about the most offensive word in the office, Lauren questions her teacher's sexuality and Nan receives a visit from an old friend.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 2 - The Spokes PersonBen starts a one-man anti-cycling campaign which causes chaos in the household, Susan compounds the problems with her fund-raising efforts.
The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tom Moves OutThe day has come for Tom to move out. Roy contemplates life on his own again and Sally decides to focus all of her energies into portrait painting.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 3Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 9After 39 series spanning over two decades, Have I Got News For You's most famous recurring gag is hosting the show - John Prescott. With guest panellists John Bishop and Penny Smith.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.3, Whoopi Stone: Dawn French stars as a bored village PC who gladly swaps the tedium of rural life for an undercover mission in the city, posing as brash New York madam Whoopi Stone to collar a dangerous mob of drug dealers.
The Warm Up Guy
Comedy Lab sitcom pilot about a struggling studio warm up comedian, starring Tom Davis.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Football MatchThe depot establishes a football team, and with the promise of £5 for each player should they win their upcoming match, Stan's keen to join - even with Blakey as trainer. But when the star player is injured, they face a much bigger challenge than imagined!
Banzai
Cult Japanese-style sketch show. A wacky no holds barred betting show, often involving celebrities.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 2Investigative reporter Rachel Connigle tracks down a Latin American dictator in the suburbs, and the OCD lady gets a taxi.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.4, Confessions of a Murderer: A fresh-faced police inspector is driven to distraction by the ludicrous confessions of cat-loving eccentric Harriet Snellgrove, who demands the boys in blue respond to her claims that she murdered a missing bank manager.
The Personality Test
Series 2, Episode 3 - Adam Hart-DavisThe host this week is Adam Hart-Davis. Regulars Robin Ince, Sue Perkins, Lucy Porter and Will Smith try to learn more about his life.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 5.9, Dave and Diana: After Dave attends a party which Princess Diana was also at, the staff begin to wonder if the two are an item.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 7At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Alun Cochrane on modern technology, Zoe Lyons on vegans, Seann Walsh on Brighton and Jack Whitehall on the Royal Family and Robert Mugabe.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Beautiful GameTracey manages a boys' football team, while Dorien finds a psychic who will change her life.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stage FrightBrian writes a play, for his A level pupils, which is a barely disguised portrayal of his own personal life.