Schedule Monday 14th November 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 1Aveline has been mugged and the Boswell boys make a mass protest at the police station. Billy, meanwhile, has to break the news to his mother that his baby is to be christened in a Protestant church!
6:30am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 3, Episode 2 - That Creeping FeelingThe staff stop talking to Gordon after he devises detailed personal fitness programmes for all of them.
7am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 8.3, The Bathroom: Lionel suffers embarrassment when he walks in on Sandy in the bath, and once the sniggers subside Jean decides to have a second bathroom installed and calls in the builders. As the tension increases, she realises a minor incident has been turned into a major issue that she can ill afford.
7:30am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 8.4, Surprising News: Jean falls out with Lionel, but the tense atmosphere between them does not prevent a visit from her sister-in-law Penny and husband Stephen.
7:30am
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The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 6 - Meeting Twenty-FourFeaturing comedian Harry Enfield, solar physicist Lucie Green and former head of the British Navy Lord Alan West.
8am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 2Joey suspects that he's found his dog that went missing two years ago, and Grandad proves to be as shrewd in negotiation as any of the family.
8:20am
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Scoop
Series 3, Episode 11 - Digby's DilemmaDigby falls in love with the devious woman who runs the local dating agency. Can Hacker stop Digby from making an even bigger fool of himself?
8:40am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 3, Episode 3 - Laura's LeavingGordon Brittas is about to host a conference for leisure centre managers, and hopes to use the occasion to spread his dream of universal brotherhood. Laura has applied for a job elsewhere, and Helen Brittas is convinced disaster will befall the centre. She is not far wrong.
9am30 min
ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 5The Questers are welcomed to the palace of the White Wizard, the nicest man in the whole of Lower Earth. There is such a thing as being 'too nice' though...
9:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 4 - One Night In BangkokBen's father drops into town, with his young Thai wife. However, neither Ben nor Tina were aware of her existence, and the news isn't helped to go down by Frank's attitude.
9:30am
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Jest A Minute
Series 2, Episode 2Rhod Gilbert is joined by team captains Chris Corcoran and Lloyd Langford and guests Markus Birdman and Steve Williams for the comedy quiz.
10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
10:40am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 9 - Soup And SausageThe airmen are now stuck in the sewers directly beneath the town square. It'd be quite simple to free them if only the hinges on the access grate weren't rusted solid. As usual, there's a crackpot plan in place - this time involving an ancient ice cream van.
11am
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Hounded
Episode 2 - Rufus Versus RufusRufus finds himself face to face with a very familiar looking new enemy this week: Kung Fu Ninja Teddy Bears.
11:20am
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 1 - Man OverboardPlans to move a number of military bases to the north of England, in an effort to reduce unemployment levels in the region, a dealt a blow when Sir Humphrey fabricates an inter-Cabinet plot against the PM. With resignations on the cards, Jim has some tricky posturing to pull off.
11:20am
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The Bubble
Episode 2 - Jon Richardson, Germaine Greer, Ed ByrneAfter spending four days isolated from the media, Germaine Greer, Ed Byrne and Jon Richardson must determine which news stories are real and which are fakes.
11:30am30 min
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 5 - Not LongUnder siege from seagull attack, the Brighton police team share secrets of their past, till Hoagland sets them free.
12pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 2 - Under The RugClegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about.
12:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 3 - Magic And The Morris MinorCompo, Clegg and Truly happen upon a couple whose car has got stuck in a remote field.
1:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 4 - One Night In BangkokBen's father drops into town, with his young Thai wife. However, neither Ben nor Tina were aware of her existence, and the news isn't helped to go down by Frank's attitude.
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 5 - Who Made A Bit Of A Splash In Wales Then?Foggy visits a lady-friend in Wales, Compo and Clegg go to collect him, but can he keep Compo away from Gwen?
2pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 8.3, The Bathroom: Lionel suffers embarrassment when he walks in on Sandy in the bath, and once the sniggers subside Jean decides to have a second bathroom installed and calls in the builders. As the tension increases, she realises a minor incident has been turned into a major issue that she can ill afford.
2pm
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The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 1Master impressionist Jon Culshaw joins forces with talented Debra Stephenson, who returns to her comedy roots. No one is safe as the two of them lampoon some of the most familiar celebrities in Britain today.
2:30pm
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What The Dickens?
Series 1, Episode 5The panellists tonight are comedian Andre Vincent and British journalist and feminist Rosie Boycott.
2:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 8.4, Surprising News: Jean falls out with Lionel, but the tense atmosphere between them does not prevent a visit from her sister-in-law Penny and husband Stephen.
2:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 2With Ross Noble on Ian's side and Gerald Kaufman on Paul's side.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
3:20pm
(repeat)
The Bubble
Episode 2 - Jon Richardson, Germaine Greer, Ed ByrneAfter spending four days isolated from the media, Germaine Greer, Ed Byrne and Jon Richardson must determine which news stories are real and which are fakes.
4pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 5 - ElectionThe council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...
4:40pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Wife Less OrdinarySusan is bored with her lot and opts to run her life as a single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect, and Ben just runs away.
4:40pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 9 - Soup And SausageThe airmen are now stuck in the sewers directly beneath the town square. It'd be quite simple to free them if only the hinges on the access grate weren't rusted solid. As usual, there's a crackpot plan in place - this time involving an ancient ice cream van.
5:10pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Perfect ClippieWithout Arthur's share of the housekeeping, Mum just can't afford three good meals on Stan's income alone so he insists Olive get a job. After some grovelling Blakey agrees to trial her as a clippie again - and she soon turns out to be the best in the depot!
5:20pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 12 - The Book Of LoveSusan attends a neighbour's book club. Michael runs a booking agency exclusively for Roger, while Ben books a seat on the sofa but gets a new assistant too close to home.
5:20pm
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 1 - Man OverboardPlans to move a number of military bases to the north of England, in an effort to reduce unemployment levels in the region, a dealt a blow when Sir Humphrey fabricates an inter-Cabinet plot against the PM. With resignations on the cards, Jim has some tricky posturing to pull off.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 2 - Under The RugClegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about.
6pm
(repeat)
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 1Master impressionist Jon Culshaw joins forces with talented Debra Stephenson, who returns to her comedy roots. No one is safe as the two of them lampoon some of the most familiar celebrities in Britain today.
6:30pm30 min
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 56, Episode 1Radio 4's antidote to panel games comes from Guildford's brand new venue G-Live. Regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor are joined on the panel by Jeremy Hardy, with Jack Dee as the programme's reluctant chairman.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 3 - Magic And The Morris MinorCompo, Clegg and Truly happen upon a couple whose car has got stuck in a remote field.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 2With Ross Noble on Ian's side and Gerald Kaufman on Paul's side.
7:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 6Five-year-old Karen decides she's had enough of mum's nagging and announces that she's leaving home to go to Spain, or possibly Greenland.
7:20pm
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Shooting Stars
Series 6, Episode 3On Jack's team tonight is TV presenter Julia Bradbury and comedy actor Martin Freeman, while Ulrika welcomes Hollywood movie star Paddy Considine and, once again, politely puts up with her regular guest, burger van owner Angelos Epithemiou.
8pm
(repeat)
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 5 - ElectionThe council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...
8:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 5 - Who Made A Bit Of A Splash In Wales Then?Foggy visits a lady-friend in Wales, Compo and Clegg go to collect him, but can he keep Compo away from Gwen?
8:40pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 1 - Monday Morning Will Be FineVictor returns from the supermarket to find that the house has been burgled.
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
9pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 3 - MovieLucy is fed up of Lee treating her flat as if he owns it. He promises to change but omits to mention that he has already let the flat out to a film director who is paying Lee £500 to use the flat while Lucy's out at work.
9:20pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 3Antony's got a new girlfriend from a comparitively posh part of town, and she's even got her own car. Meanwhile, Jim's in a mood at the thought of a week with Nana as she convalesces from a cataract operation.
9:30pm30 min
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 6The mothers are coming! All the mothers; Mitch, Richie's and Alice's, all together, all for the first time.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 4 - DancingLucy and Tim's parents, Geoffrey and Wendy, are separating. Geoffrey moves into Lucy's flat, banishing Lee to the sofa. To get his room back and avoid being thrown onto the street, Lee must now play Relate Counsellor to patch up the marriage.
10pm60 min
Sitcom Does...
Episode 1 - Sitcom Does Families With Hugh DennisHugh Dennis explores the highs and lows of family life, as shown in our favourite sitcoms. Featuring the domestic delights of the Royles, Outnumbered and more.
10pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rhod Gilbert and John BishopWelsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts, with a rapturous guest appearance from Liverpudlian John Bishop.
10pm30 min
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 7Rocker Alice Cooper hosts the pop quiz. He's joined by guest panellists Olly Murs, Wretch 32, Rufus Hound and Penny Smith.
10pm
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The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 6 - Meeting Twenty-FourFeaturing comedian Harry Enfield, solar physicist Lucie Green and former head of the British Navy Lord Alan West.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Shooting Stars
Series 6, Episode 3On Jack's team tonight is TV presenter Julia Bradbury and comedy actor Martin Freeman, while Ulrika welcomes Hollywood movie star Paddy Considine and, once again, politely puts up with her regular guest, burger van owner Angelos Epithemiou.
10:30pm30 min
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 3 - Destiny And The V.E.T.S.Vince bumps into his old mate Danny Dyer. Kali struggles to win back her perch from a bolshy immigrant. Nelson falls for a feisty older vixen and runs into trouble with a disapproving relative. When Marion adopts Destiny's owner Gary, Destiny has to compete to regain his affection.
10:30pm
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ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 5The Questers are welcomed to the palace of the White Wizard, the nicest man in the whole of Lower Earth. There is such a thing as being 'too nice' though...
11pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 6Five-year-old Karen decides she's had enough of mum's nagging and announces that she's leaving home to go to Spain, or possibly Greenland.
11pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 2The presenter is Catherine Tate, with guests Howard Marks, Badly Drawn Boy, Katy Wix and Tulisa Contostavlos.
11pm45 min version
The Now Show
Series 35, Episode 1Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are back for a new series of The Now Show, with Laura Shavin, Jon Holmes, Lloyd Langford and Mitch Benn.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 6Former Man Utd star Gary Neville and comedian David Walliams throw themselves into the thick of the action, from toe-wrestling to a spot of eco-friendly go-kart racing.
11:05pm45 min version
11:15pm
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Comedy Kings - Best Of Just For Laughs
Episode 1Alan Carr, Ardal O'Hanlon and Russell Peters perform stand-up comedy routines at Montreal's renowned Just For Laughs festival.
11:15pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
11:20pm
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Rev.
Series 2, Episode 1Inner-city parish life hasn't got any easier, so when he becomes an accidental hero, the vicar gets a bit carried away.
11:35pm
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11:35pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Wife Less OrdinarySusan is bored with her lot and opts to run her life as a single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect, and Ben just runs away.
11:40pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 4 - Sense And SenilityAs the British anarchist movement grows in number, the Prince becomes more wary of threats upon his life. He is also increasingly interested in the theatre, and seeks acting tuition from two leading thespians.
11:40pm
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Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Panel show hosted by Alexander Armstrong in which the guests don't just answer questions - they have to think them up too.
11:45pm
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Gus Murdoch's Sacred Cows
Episode 4 - RoadsGus travels along the country's roads to see if they live up to their name.
11:50pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 4 - Cliff Richard, Alan Sugar, Micky Flanagan, Kelly RowlandJoining Graham on his sofa are evergreen pop star Sir Cliff Richard; star of The Apprentice, Lord Alan Sugar; top comic Micky Flanagan; and X Factor judge Kelly Rowland, who performs Down for Whatever.
12:10am
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Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 7Mrs Professor Shales gets suspicious and assumes her husband is having an affair - but with Vod, not Oregon.
12:15am
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Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour
Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 4 - Cliff Richard, Alan Sugar, Micky Flanagan, Kelly RowlandJoining Graham on his sofa are evergreen pop star Sir Cliff Richard; star of The Apprentice, Lord Alan Sugar; top comic Micky Flanagan; and X Factor judge Kelly Rowland, who performs Down for Whatever.
12:20am
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Rev.
Series 2, Episode 1Inner-city parish life hasn't got any easier, so when he becomes an accidental hero, the vicar gets a bit carried away.
12:20am
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 3Antony's got a new girlfriend from a comparitively posh part of town, and she's even got her own car. Meanwhile, Jim's in a mood at the thought of a week with Nana as she convalesces from a cataract operation.
12:20am
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 3 - MovieLucy is fed up of Lee treating her flat as if he owns it. He promises to change but omits to mention that he has already let the flat out to a film director who is paying Lee £500 to use the flat while Lucy's out at work.
12:45am
(repeat)
Comedy Kings - Best Of Just For Laughs
Episode 5Rhod Gilbert, Ed Byrne and Tommy Tiernan perform stand-up comedy routines at Montreal's renowned Just For Laughs festival.
1am
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The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 1 - QuizTom and Roy, anxious about getting old, become determined to win the pub quiz to prove that their minds are still agile.
1am
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 4 - DancingLucy and Tim's parents, Geoffrey and Wendy, are separating. Geoffrey moves into Lucy's flat, banishing Lee to the sofa. To get his room back and avoid being thrown onto the street, Lee must now play Relate Counsellor to patch up the marriage.
1:35am
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 2The presenter is Catherine Tate, with guests Howard Marks, Badly Drawn Boy, Katy Wix and Tulisa Contostavlos.
1:40am
(repeat)
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Special - The Magic Of Tommy CooperFew comedians have made a more lasting impression upon the British public than the fez-capped Tommy Cooper. This Heroes Of Comedy special is a tribute to the man and his mastery of magic.
1:45am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
1:50am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 4Stand-up comedy from Pete Johansson, Rufus Hound, Jo Caufield and Rob Rouse.
2am
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ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 5The Questers are welcomed to the palace of the White Wizard, the nicest man in the whole of Lower Earth. There is such a thing as being 'too nice' though...
2:05am
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Perfect ClippieWithout Arthur's share of the housekeeping, Mum just can't afford three good meals on Stan's income alone so he insists Olive get a job. After some grovelling Blakey agrees to trial her as a clippie again - and she soon turns out to be the best in the depot!
2:05am
(repeat)
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 3 - Destiny And The V.E.T.S.Vince bumps into his old mate Danny Dyer. Kali struggles to win back her perch from a bolshy immigrant. Nelson falls for a feisty older vixen and runs into trouble with a disapproving relative. When Marion adopts Destiny's owner Gary, Destiny has to compete to regain his affection.
2:15am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Highlights SpecialThe very best of Olivia Lee's hidden camera sketch show, with Neurotic Flatmate and all the others up to their most devious tricks. Miss Single kicks off the show by going out on a test drive...
2:30am
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Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Series 1, Episode 5Mrs Watson gives Sherlock Holmes a piece of her mind, and Jo laments the increasing health warnings on cigarette packets. Meanwhile, the Drudge Squad finally get their man in for questioning.
2:30am
(repeat)
Jest A Minute
Series 2, Episode 2Rhod Gilbert is joined by team captains Chris Corcoran and Lloyd Langford and guests Markus Birdman and Steve Williams for the comedy quiz.
2:45am
(repeat)
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 5.8, Dave and Diana: Dave attends a party also attended by Princess Diana, leading to the staff to speculate if the two are a couple.
3:15am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 11 - An Inspector StaysThe police want to use Tracey and Sharon's home for a surveillance operation.
3:20am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 5At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Kevin Bridges on his Scottish accent, Zoe Lyons on alpha males, Andrew Lawrence on his school experiences and Russell Kane on the X Factor.
3:45am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.