Schedule Friday 11th November 2011
Bread
Series 2, Episode 4Things are looking up for Billy when he starts making money on his sandwich round. Unfortunately, his sudden realisation that money can come out of a hole in the wall is spoilt when it is stolen out of his hand. Meanwhile, Grandad gets a wheelchair. Or two.
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 6 - Safety FirstBrittas closes the leisure centre in order to train his staff how to cope with emergencies, be they "fires, earth tremors, outbreaks of contagious diseases in the toilets, poisonous gases or chemical spillages". Unfortunately, the staff don't take the exercise seriously. Meanwhile Helen Brittas is trying to cope with life without the aid of tranquillisers.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.1, A Very Personal Problem: Jean calls on Alistair's help to do a spot of match-making and Lionel finds himself in the middle of a muddle.
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 4 - All You Can EatAlan and Murray visit the shopping centre to try out the Global Village Cafe. Kate is having the worst day of her life.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.2, Animal Magnetism: Judith's former boyfriend Alistair rocks the boat by asking Sandy for a date, and Jean is given cause to feel jealous of Lionel.
What's So Funny?
Series 2, Episode 6Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter bring a mix of news, reviews and interviews from the comedy world. With guests Danny Robins and Stephen Armstrong.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 5Billy is distraught when Julie takes the baby and heads to London to stay with friends; meanwhile Freddie Boswell comes home to stay.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 10 - NorthendersDigby is excited when Hacker becomes the star of a TV soap opera but Hacker becomes so famous his fellow actors want him off the show.
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 7 - New GenerationsBrittas tries to track down the father of Carole's baby from among the staff.
2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 3 - HormonesBill fears she may be pregnant, and takes out the stress on Ben, whose testosterone is boiling over. Jenny, meanwhile, is acting oddly but only Rona appears to notice the signs.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 5 - Stop That BathCompo, Clegg and Foggy find that, for once, Howard has a cast iron excuse for being out without permission.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 8 - Prior EngagementsFollowing Madamme Edith's crowning as the Spirit of Nouvion, the General decides that she should marry Captain Bertorelli in order to cement relations between the two sides. A celebration at the chateaux offers Michelle the perfect chance to release the British airmen.
Hounded
Episode 1 - The Back Of The SofaRufus Hound is transported into a parallel universe and has to save every person on Earth from being sucked down the back of their sofas...
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - One Of UsA former head of MI5 is posthumously revealed to have been routinely passing information to the Russians during key Cold War years. An embarrassing story for any Government, but the situation becomes particularly tricky when it emerges that Humphrey chaired an inquiry that cleared him of such claims at the time...
In And Out Of The Kitchen
Series 1, Episode 2 - April 21st To 25thDamien is reluctantly drawn into accepting a job for a supermarket's online magazine, while Anthony resolves to start the 'courgette diet'.
Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - Last Post And PigeonCompo's invitation to lay a wreath in Dunkirk is withdrawn because of his dress sense.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 3 - HormonesBill fears she may be pregnant, and takes out the stress on Ben, whose testosterone is boiling over. Jenny, meanwhile, is acting oddly but only Rona appears to notice the signs.
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand, Episode 4Join Hardeep Singh Kohli for some stand-up comedy from Scottish venue The Stand.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.1, A Very Personal Problem: Jean calls on Alistair's help to do a spot of match-making and Lionel finds himself in the middle of a muddle.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 4 - Flower Power CutThe loveable elderly trio of Yorkshiremen get into more trouble as Clegg is caught behaving oddly in the cafe, and they just might find themselves being thrown out again.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.2, Animal Magnetism: Judith's former boyfriend Alistair rocks the boat by asking Sandy for a date, and Jean is given cause to feel jealous of Lionel.
Carry On Abroad
The Carry On regulars embark on a package holiday to a Spanish resort. The revellers find that the Palace Hotel hardly lives up to its name.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 5 - Stop That BathCompo, Clegg and Foggy find that, for once, Howard has a cast iron excuse for being out without permission.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 3 - Rough JusticeJudge Rawley appears to be settling into life on remand, but a theft shows old prejudices haven't entirely been left behind. Fletch and his fellow prisoners soon learn that fair application of the law doesn't always give consistent results.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 8 - Prior EngagementsFollowing Madamme Edith's crowning as the Spirit of Nouvion, the General decides that she should marry Captain Bertorelli in order to cement relations between the two sides. A celebration at the chateaux offers Michelle the perfect chance to release the British airmen.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 9 - While You Weren't SleepingThere are problems in the bedroom which threaten to drive Ben and Susan apart. Abi thinks this may be her fault but she develops her own problems as Janey becomes her personal shopper.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - One Of UsA former head of MI5 is posthumously revealed to have been routinely passing information to the Russians during key Cold War years. An embarrassing story for any Government, but the situation becomes particularly tricky when it emerges that Humphrey chaired an inquiry that cleared him of such claims at the time...
My Family
Series 5, Episode 10 - Dentist To The StarsOne of Britain's best-loved heartthrobs visits Ben's surgery and although the mere mention of his name sends Susan weak at the knees, Ben is singularly unimpressed - at first. Soon the whole household is in turmoil - except for Michael - who's far too busy making money out of the film crew.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 1 - Olive's DivorceOlive is in trouble - Arthur has left her for good and she has to face the divorce court. Afterwards she's almost inconsolable and doesn't feel like being alone, but Mum's off to Aunt Maud's and Stan has a date.
Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 9 - Pen PalJack has a new pen pal from Japan named Kashuro. Worried Jack isn't sufficiently cool, Dani sends him secret emails, making Jack sound amazing. Then Kashuro turns up out of the blue. How will Dani and Jack convince Kashuro that all Dani said was true? Maybe with the help of Jack's robot butler, Ben?
Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - Last Post And PigeonCompo's invitation to lay a wreath in Dunkirk is withdrawn because of his dress sense.
The Now Show
Series 35, Episode 1Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are back for a new series of The Now Show, with Laura Shavin, Jon Holmes, Lloyd Langford and Mitch Benn.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
What's The Story?
Series 5, Episode 5Justin Waite is joined by Ruth Jones, Dan Mitchell, Steve Spiers and Frank Honeybone.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 2When Mum finds an inappropriate image on the family computer, an investigation begins. Meanwhile Gran is still staying and Dad is horrified at the thought of having a heart-to-heart with her.
Mastermind Special
Russell Kane, Jarred Christmas, Karen Taylor and Imran Yusuf answer questions about Fred Dibnah, The Life and Hong Kong films of Jackie Chan, The Life and Novels of Evelyn Waugh, and the Transformers cartoons.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 4 - Flower Power CutThe loveable elderly trio of Yorkshiremen get into more trouble as Clegg is caught behaving oddly in the cafe, and they just might find themselves being thrown out again.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 3, Episode 3There's parenting tips from Elton John; Michael McIntyre has lost his most treasured possession; and Ross Kemp returns to meet the gang known on the street as the 'Towies'.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 3, Episode 3There's parenting tips from Elton John; Michael McIntyre has lost his most treasured possession; and Ross Kemp returns to meet the gang known on the street as the 'Towies'.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 5Under Harry's TV microsope this week are Tamara Ecclestone, with her billion-dollar lifestyle struggle, and animal mimicry in Wild Britain With Ray Mears.
Spy
Series 1, Episode 5 - Codename: BloodTim's spy senses should be tingling when he strikes a dodgy deal with The Examiner. Meanwhile, Marcus is given a taste of power, and he likes it...
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 5David Mitchell hosts the topical comedy quiz. Roisin Conaty and Andy Hamilton are the guests joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
Him & Her
Series 2, Episode 2 - The SleepoverLaura, Paul and Shelly have drunkenly missed their night bus home and have to crash at Becky and Steve's.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 2Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 2 - Sean Lock, Ed Byrne, Lee NelsonSean Lock hosts, with special guests Ed Byrne and Lee Nelson.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 3Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
Victoria At The Albert
Winner of this year's Best Stand Up at the British Comedy Awards in a one-woman show recorded during last year's 'At it Again' tour.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 11Michael McIntyre joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle for the second time this series. Ben Norris also appears on the show for a second time, this time for Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team.
What's So Funny?
Series 2, Episode 6Ed Byrne and Lucy Porter bring a mix of news, reviews and interviews from the comedy world. With guests Danny Robins and Stephen Armstrong.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 8The guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week are Johnny Vegas, Joe Lycett, Joey Essex from The Only Way Is Essex and Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks.
A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 6Former Man Utd star Gary Neville and comedian David Walliams throw themselves into the thick of the action, from toe-wrestling to a spot of eco-friendly go-kart racing.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 4 - Cliff Richard, Alan Sugar, Micky Flanagan, Kelly RowlandJoining Graham on his sofa are evergreen pop star Sir Cliff Richard; star of The Apprentice, Lord Alan Sugar; top comic Micky Flanagan; and X Factor judge Kelly Rowland, who performs Down for Whatever.
Pete Versus Life
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Night At The Light OperaPete wins some tickets to see the hit musical Mamma Mia! and manages to find a date. However, she is clearly more intelligent than Pete, which doesn't bode well for our intellectually challenged hero.
Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 5 - KidKate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky.
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 5It's Richie's birthday and new boyfriend Dave has special plans. The trouble is that Alice has her own (more special) plans... as does their unborn baby.
The Lee Mack Show
Series 1, Episode 6Toyah Willcox and stand-up comedian Noel Britten join Lee for more stand-up, sketches and music.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 7Kieran's girlfriend has a big question to ask him, and Gavin isn't his usual self after getting, ahem, trollied the night before. Plus, Julie receives some rather good news.
Stand Up For The Week
Series 3, Episode 2Jon Richardson hosts another episode of the topical stand-up show. With Rich Hall and team newcomers Seann Walsh, Josh Widdicombe, Sara Pascoe and Paul Chowdhry.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Good Pub GuideTony tries to muscle in on Deborah's new-found interest in astrology, while Gary grills the pub's new landlord on his lock-in and deferred-payment policies.
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 1 - Marion And The Force-FieldDestiny comes up with a knock-out strategy to win her dream man - John Terry's dog. Recruited by a secret society of bloodthirsty foxes, it's time for Nelson to kill or be killed. Marion is entranced by a peculiarly knowledgeable goldfish.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Living Legends: Ken DoddKen Dodd discusses his comedy and method of working, while colleagues from the world of comedy and entertainment pay tribute to his delivery, timing and energy.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
...At The Stand
Hardeep At The Stand, Episode 4Join Hardeep Singh Kohli for some stand-up comedy from Scottish venue The Stand.
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 2 - Horror Special: Kali And The Rickshaw InfernoWith Destiny on heat and trapped inside the pub by sex-crazed zombie dogs, Nelson has a once-in-a-lifetime chance to woo her. Marion's night in is ruined when Vince reveals he's a karaoke hog. After a rickshaw driver runs over her dinner, Kali seeks explosive revenge. Guest stars include Ainsley Harriott and Russell Tovey.
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 2, Episode 6More beer and pizza with Richard Bacon with his guests comedians Al Murray, Seann Walsh and Dan Sloss while drinks are served at the bar by Jodie Marsh. Subjects up for discussion include that old favourite embarrassing parents - and just what is the biggest animal they could kill with their bare hands?
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 2Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 11Michael McIntyre joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle for the second time this series. Ben Norris also appears on the show for a second time, this time for Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Living Legends: Eric SykesEric Sykes is justly famous as a comedian, an outstanding clown and film actor. Behind the scenes he has also been the highest-paid writer of comedy radio, writer/actor of television's longest running sitcom and an award-winning film director.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 15At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Jarred Christmas on marriage, Terry Alderton on Afghanistan, Josh Howie on being Jewish and Phil Nichol on his Canadian roots and accents.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 3, Episode 2Skethes include a gangland villain made out of wood, new versions of classic films such as "Posh Jaws" and "Rude Gandhi", and Ted and Peter talk about snooker playing days in "Screw Back in Anger".
The Old Guys
Series 1, Episode 6 - CourtesanRoy visits Katia, a Belorussian prostitute in Soho. Emboldened by his friend's actions, Tom decides to start seeing Katia as well.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.3, Dying Live: A squeamish abattoir worker loses her job and decides to get away from it all by taking a holiday to Panador - only to become mixed up in a case of mistaken identity involving a public executioner.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
Rab C. Nesbitt
Series 6, Episode 2 - WildRab acquires an allotment but his family and friends pour scorn on his new-found interest in gardening.
Him & Her
Series 2, Episode 2 - The SleepoverLaura, Paul and Shelly have drunkenly missed their night bus home and have to crash at Becky and Steve's.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 5.8, Henry's Diary: Henry now has own newspaper column, but he gets Dave to write it, who gets Joy to write it. Gus has trouble selling tickets to a dinner honouring Sir Roysten.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Living Legends: Ken DoddKen Dodd discusses his comedy and method of working, while colleagues from the world of comedy and entertainment pay tribute to his delivery, timing and energy.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 3Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 10 - Find The LadyTracey and Sharon need help to understand their husband's tax returns. As the wife of an accountant, Dorien helps them out. They discover that Tracey's husband Darryl has invested well and now has a large sum to look forward to in his pension, but Sharon's husband Chris was less well advised. Sharon tracks down a mystery financial advisor to explain...
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 1 - Marion And The Force-FieldDestiny comes up with a knock-out strategy to win her dream man - John Terry's dog. Recruited by a secret society of bloodthirsty foxes, it's time for Nelson to kill or be killed. Marion is entranced by a peculiarly knowledgeable goldfish.
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 2 - Horror Special: Kali And The Rickshaw InfernoWith Destiny on heat and trapped inside the pub by sex-crazed zombie dogs, Nelson has a once-in-a-lifetime chance to woo her. Marion's night in is ruined when Vince reveals he's a karaoke hog. After a rickshaw driver runs over her dinner, Kali seeks explosive revenge. Guest stars include Ainsley Harriott and Russell Tovey.
The Alan Davies Show
Episode 4 - All You Can EatAlan and Murray visit the shopping centre to try out the Global Village Cafe. Kate is having the worst day of her life.