Schedule Wednesday 9th November 2011
Bread
Series 2, Episode 2Julie goes into labour earlier than expected and, once again, Joey has to come to Billy's rescue as he heads. Meanwhile, Adrian goes to the D.H.S.S. for the first time.
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 4 - Set In ConcreteBrittas decides his leisure centre has "sick building syndrome", and looks for a cure.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.4, The Bypass: Lionel and Jean leave for the countryside in the early hours of the morning, determined to avoid 'the gang' who made their last visit unbearable. However, any hopes of remaining unnoticed are dashed as they arrive at their destination to be met by the housekeeper brandishing a loudhailer in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 5 - Combat ZoneBrian is giving Clare driving lessons. They get stranded after the car runs out of petrol.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.5, Too Old - Or Too Nosy: Jean's boring sister-in-law Penny and her husband Stephen's impending visit causes mixed feelings that are exacerbated when the pair reveal when they reveal surprising news.
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 4 - The Home StretchMrs Vine hypnotises Steine and uses gulls to lay siege to the Brighton police force, while Mrs G learns Hoagy's secret.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 3When Jack and Adrian witness a burglary first hand, they suddenly find themselves pursued by the perpetrators. Meanwhile, Billy gets use of the Jag to take Julie for lunch.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Rail StrikeAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 8 - Taking PicturesDigby and Hacker train as undercover security guards in a gallery to catch an art thief.
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 5 - Mums And DadsBrittas has organised a concert recital to attract new clientele.
2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 1 - I'm Going Slightly MadIt's been 14 weeks since Bill left the bakery, and she's starting to feel the pressure of being unemployed. Strange dreams haunt her sleep, and she doesn't know what to do. Ben, meanwhile, has a new assistant, Chris.
The Personality Test
Series 2, Episode 2 - Rick WakemanIn the hot seat is prog rock legend Rick Wakeman.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 3 - The Black WidowToo much home brew after Ernie Mordue's funeral leaves Compo and Foggy with a bad hangover and Clegg with a good woman.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Spirit Of NouvionWith the resistance running low on funds, Michelle orders René to tunnel into Herr Flick's headquarters and steal the Fallen Madonna from his safe. Meanwhile, the newspaper is looking to crown a local woman the 'Spirit of Nouvion'.
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 12 - Britain's Most Boring BellboyPresenter Barney arrives to make a programme about bellboys. Jamie's ecstatic, until he finds out Barney's making a show called Britain's Most Boring Bellboys. Can Jamie prove he's too exciting to be on Barney's hotel-wrecking show?
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Victory For DemocracyFacing growing pressure from the White House, Jim hears word of potential trouble on the small Indian Ocean island of St. George's. With the Foreign Office unwilling to even reveal to the Foreign Secretary what exactly is going on, Hacker's left in a quandry.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Rail StrikeAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 8 - Howard Throws A WobblerWhen Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects the worst, so Truly organises a surveillance team to follow her.
2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 1 - I'm Going Slightly MadIt's been 14 weeks since Bill left the bakery, and she's starting to feel the pressure of being unemployed. Strange dreams haunt her sleep, and she doesn't know what to do. Ben, meanwhile, has a new assistant, Chris.
Carry On Behind
Saucy British comedy with the Carry On crew, set on a caravan campsite where a Roman settlement has been discovered.
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 12 - Girltastic, Part 1A journalist from a major teen magazine comes to visit to see if Sadie is good enough to be Tweenager of the Year.
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.4, The Bypass: Lionel and Jean leave for the countryside in the early hours of the morning, determined to avoid 'the gang' who made their last visit unbearable. However, any hopes of remaining unnoticed are dashed as they arrive at their destination to be met by the housekeeper brandishing a loudhailer in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 2 - Getting On Sidney's WireThe trio's attempts to do some handy work around the cafe are doomed to failure.
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.5, Too Old - Or Too Nosy: Jean's boring sister-in-law Penny and her husband Stephen's impending visit causes mixed feelings that are exacerbated when the pair reveal when they reveal surprising news.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 3 - The Black WidowToo much home brew after Ernie Mordue's funeral leaves Compo and Foggy with a bad hangover and Clegg with a good woman.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Storm In A TeacupHarris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?
Roy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Growing PainsRoy faces a dilemma when he becomes a little too attached to his new frog friends.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Spirit Of NouvionWith the resistance running low on funds, Michelle orders René to tunnel into Herr Flick's headquarters and steal the Fallen Madonna from his safe. Meanwhile, the newspaper is looking to crown a local woman the 'Spirit of Nouvion'.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 5 - First Past The PostWith a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael's new pet, Ben is tempted to run for the hills.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Bye Bye BlakeyWhilst the company puts all employees through a medical, Stand and Jack overhear Blakey tell the doctor this his "days are numbered", and, overcome with remorse with the way they have treated the inspector in the past, swear to be kind to him during his last few hours on Earth...
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Victory For DemocracyFacing growing pressure from the White House, Jim hears word of potential trouble on the small Indian Ocean island of St. George's. With the Foreign Office unwilling to even reveal to the Foreign Secretary what exactly is going on, Hacker's left in a quandry.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 6 - My Will Be DoneBen visits a website which predicts your death. When it tells him he doesn't have long to live he starts thinking about his will. Hearing this news Susan goes into over-drive planning his funeral. Meanwhile Nick is back, this time working as a funeral director.
Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 5 - Combat ZoneBrian is giving Clare driving lessons. They get stranded after the car runs out of petrol.
Hacker Time
Series 1, Episode 8 - JK And JoelHacker introduces viewers to the world of double acts, and fools Hider In The House duo JK and Joel into the studio. With comedy guests and outtakes from other programmes, plus another trip to the hysterically historical Downstairs Abbey.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
Red Dwarf
Series IV, Episode 4 - White HoleThe crew decide it's time to increase Holly's IQ seeing as it is supposed to be about 6,000.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 4 - Giles CorenGiles Coren, a die-hard carnivore, tries being a vegan for a whole week. He also reads his first ever Harry Potter and is asked to dance in public for the very first time.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 5Under Harry's TV microsope this week are Tamara Ecclestone, with her billion-dollar lifestyle struggle, and animal mimicry in Wild Britain With Ray Mears.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 8 - Howard Throws A WobblerWhen Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects the worst, so Truly organises a surveillance team to follow her.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Rail StrikeAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 2 - Poetic JusticeAn old acquaintance of Fletcher's becomes the third occupant of the cell: the judge who sentenced him to five years! Initial resentment fades, and Fletcher decides that an old school friend of the Governor's could prove very useful. However, not all his fellow prisoners are as enlightened.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 1Gran takes the Brockman family for a day out seeing the sights of London.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 2 - Getting On Sidney's WireThe trio's attempts to do some handy work around the cafe are doomed to failure.
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 3, Episode 3There's parenting tips from Elton John; Michael McIntyre has lost his most treasured possession; and Ross Kemp returns to meet the gang known on the street as the 'Towies'.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
The Funny Side Of...
Episode 4 - The Funny Side Of Live TVClive Anderson guides us through the history of live TV, pointing out all the things that go wrong when the programme-makers have no second chance.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 5Kieran isn't his usual cheeky chappy self after spotting Katie flirting with a shop fitter. Plus, Julie tries to help Gavin move on.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 6Julie is in a right pickle when the new area manager and an old friend calls in a favour. Elsewhere, Kieran gets some stick for his 'beard'.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 4Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.
Rab C. Nesbitt
Series 10, Episode 6 - StoolThe new minister at Rab's church arrives with two serious drawbacks for a Govan minister - she is female and English.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 8Paul Merton and Ian Hislop star in another edition of the satirical panel game. With guest host Bruce Forsyth and guest panellists Ross Noble and Laura Solon.
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 4 - The Home StretchMrs Vine hypnotises Steine and uses gulls to lay siege to the Brighton police force, while Mrs G learns Hoagy's secret.
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 7Mrs Professor Shales gets suspicious and assumes her husband is having an affair - but with Vod, not Oregon.
Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better
Series 2, Episode 6 - HumilityMark Watson concludes looking at the virtues with stand-up on the topic of 'humility'. Tim Key and Tom Basden modestly offer up their poems and songs.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 2 - WeddingThe big day of Gary's wedding has arrived, complete with last-minute doubts.
Ask Rhod Gilbert
Series 2, Episode 8Janet Street-Porter, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Andrew Lawrence join Rhod Gilbert, Greg Davies and Lloyd Langford in the comedic search for answers.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 7, Episode 2 - Dermot O'Leary, David Walliams, Westlife, Mary J BligeDermot O'Leary, David Walliams and Mary J Blige talk to Alan Carr. Plus, Westlife give Alan their first studio interview since announcing their split and The Saturdays perform their new single.
Mark Watson's Live Address To The Nation
Episode 2 - FaithMark Watson continues his quest to improve the world, nimbly assisted by Tim Key and Tom Basden. Broadcast live from the BBC Radio Theatre. Mark asks whether we could all use with a little more faith.
Revolting People
Series 1, Episode 6 - An Incredible Amount Of Storm CloudsFeared British commander General Venables demands some executions by sunset, so that he can have the whole day to look forward to them. Not everyone can survive.
Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 2, Episode 6More beer and pizza with Richard Bacon with his guests comedians Al Murray, Seann Walsh and Dan Sloss while drinks are served at the bar by Jodie Marsh. Subjects up for discussion include that old favourite embarrassing parents - and just what is the biggest animal they could kill with their bare hands?
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
Rab C. Nesbitt
John Sergeant Meets..., Documentary - John Sergeant Meets Rab C NesbittIn a hard-hitting interview, John Sergeant travels to Govan to interrogate the man behind the string vest.
Misfits
Series 3, Episode 2Bored with the direction in which his life is heading and still banned from athletics, Curtis uses his new gender-swap power so that he can compete again.
Argumental
Series 4, Episode 1The fast-talking comedy panel game returns with Sean Lock in the chair and new team captains Robert Webb and Seann Walsh. Seann's joined by Russell Kane and Robert by Jimmy Carr.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 5 - First Past The PostWith a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael's new pet, Ben is tempted to run for the hills.
The Old Guys
Series 1, Episode 3 - MarriageTom discovers that he would qualify for a lump sum from his pension if only he was married. Meanwhile, Amber is keen to impress her new boss, Marianne.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 6 - My Will Be DoneBen visits a website which predicts your death. When it tells him he doesn't have long to live he starts thinking about his will. Hearing this news Susan goes into over-drive planning his funeral. Meanwhile Nick is back, this time working as a funeral director.
Game On
Series 3, Episode 6 - Wedding DayIn preparation for his wedding, Archie must complete several tasks set by his friends, one of which goes horribly wrong. And while Mandy struggles to get to the church on time, Matt struggles to get to the church at all.
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 6 - He's Leaving HomeManny runs away from Black Books, much to Fran's dismay and Bernard's indifference.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 8Paul Merton and Ian Hislop star in another edition of the satirical panel game. With guest host Bruce Forsyth and guest panellists Ross Noble and Laura Solon.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Highlights SpecialWe look back at the best bits from the series to see what caused our Grouchies to really grind their teeth and clench their fists.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 2.5, Mangez Merveillac: A travel and cookery expert writes a best seller focusing on an unknown area of France.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Bye Bye BlakeyWhilst the company puts all employees through a medical, Stand and Jack overhear Blakey tell the doctor this his "days are numbered", and, overcome with remorse with the way they have treated the inspector in the past, swear to be kind to him during his last few hours on Earth...
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 6Miss Single offers to slip into something less comfortable in a furniture shop; Technophobe toys with a car mechanic; and a camera gets broken in the artist's studio.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 2.6, Smashing Bird: A getaway driver and his nightclub singer fiancee are ready to give up a life of crime - until a fatal explosion occurs.
The Personality Test
Series 2, Episode 2 - Rick WakemanIn the hot seat is prog rock legend Rick Wakeman.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 5.6, George's Car: Henry decides to sell his car to George, Dave dates a woman who isn't married and Gus prepares for a visit from the Duchess of York.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 8 - Mind Over MatterDorien's hypnotises Sharon to help her to overcome her arachnophobia. This causes mayhem.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 3Micky Flanagan on cockney boys, Kai Humphries on adolescence, Tom Wrigglesworth on public transport and Neil Delamere on diving with sharks.
Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 5 - Combat ZoneBrian is giving Clare driving lessons. They get stranded after the car runs out of petrol.