Schedule Monday 7th November 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 6Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.
6:30am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 2 - Temple Of The BodyLeisure centre manager Gordon Brittas is a shocked man. He has found an item of ladies' foundation wear behind his office sofa, put two and two together and determined to catch the offenders. Carole the homeless receptionist is pregnant again, with only dim memories of a leopardskin suit on New Year's Eve. She is keeping her first child in a drawer under the reception desk and now sets up home in a store cupboard.
6:40am
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
7am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 6.7, A Surprise for Jean: Jean begins to think that, 19 months after tying the knot, her marriage may have become stale. She wonders whether a few surprises from Lionel would spice things up, so Alistair, helped by Judith and Sandy, comes up with a plan to give her the treat of a lifetime.
7:30am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 7.1, Pardon?: Jean suspects Lionel is going deaf but has trouble convincing him. Elsewhere, things seem to be going well for Judith and Alistair, while Sandy fears her boyfriend is more interested in rugby than her.
7:30am
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The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 5 - Meeting Twenty-ThreeFeaturing the comic Alex Horne, polar explorer and writer Sara Wheeler and documentary maker Alain de Botton.
8am
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Bread
Series 2, Episode 1Julie is heavily pregnant and Billy's keen to do the right thing. Meanwhile, Adrian has found a girlfriend, Carmen, and Jack gets hijacked by a couple of punks who need a lift to Manchester.
8:40am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 3 - An Inspector CallsThe local authority is becoming increasingly concerned by the falling attendances at Whitbury leisure centre. An inspector is despatched, sending Brittas into overdrive mobilising his staff to get the place clean.
9am30 min
ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 4The Questers come to the rescue of King Baldwin the Jovial, whose kingdom is being terrorised by a terrible creature. Meanwhile, Lord Darkness is after a girlfriend...
9:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dirty BowlingA new area manager is putting pressure on Rona and Bill at the bakery. Ben, meanwhile, is increasingly busy at his lock-up, and friends are starting to wonder if he's got a fancy woman.
9:30am
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Jest A Minute
Series 2, Episode 1The comedy quiz returns, hosted by Rhod Gilbert. With team captains Chris Corcoran and Lloyd Langford and guests Rob Deering and Tom Craine.
10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - The Man Who Nearly Knew PavarottiWesley nearly runs over Billy Ingleton, giving Foggy the opportunity to prove his outstanding talents as a concert promoter.
10:40am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 4 - Up The Crick Without A PiddleRené and Edith arrive safely in England and are shocked to see a familiar face. Freshly honoured by Churchill, they take a look around London before Edith is heads back to Nouvion - and a major cock-up sends René reluctantly with her...
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 10 - Fashion PhoniesIt is the Best Dressed Hotel Staff Awards and, this year, the staff are determined to win. They are also just as determined to get rid of the troop of ramblers, sheep and farmers currently using the public footpath that Lenny has allowed to go through the hotel. Can they convince expert Thingy that they are the most stylish staff in the land?
11:20am
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 4 - The KeyWhen Hacker's political adviser complains that she has been shifted off to a far corner of the maze that is Downing Street, he resolves to move her office back closer to his own. Sir Humphrey has other ideas, but on this occasion, the Prime Minister holds a rather effective trump card!
11:30am30 min
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 4 - The Home StretchMrs Vine hypnotises Steine and uses gulls to lay siege to the Brighton police force, while Mrs G learns Hoagy's secret.
12pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 2 - How Errol Flynn Discovered The Secret Of Nora BattCompo tries to win Nora's heart by dressing up as Robin Hood.
12:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
1:15pm
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The Million Pound Note
Comedy film about a penniless man who is given a million pound note and instructed to live on it for a month without spending any of it.
1:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dirty BowlingA new area manager is putting pressure on Rona and Bill at the bakery. Ben, meanwhile, is increasingly busy at his lock-up, and friends are starting to wonder if he's got a fancy woman.
1:40pm
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Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 10 - TiptasticSadie needs more money, so she becomes a roller-skating waitress in the Y - only to see Chloe walk off with her hard-earned cash.
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 7 - Isometrics And AfterCompo and Clegg are not as fit as they used to be according to Foggy, who recommends some exercise. But Clegg has a nagging suspicion that some of the world's nicest people are among those with tired, flagging limbs.
2pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 6.7, A Surprise for Jean: Jean begins to think that, 19 months after tying the knot, her marriage may have become stale. She wonders whether a few surprises from Lionel would spice things up, so Alistair, helped by Judith and Sandy, comes up with a plan to give her the treat of a lifetime.
2:30pm
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What The Dickens?
Series 1, Episode 5The panellists tonight are comedian Andre Vincent and British journalist and feminist Rosie Boycott.
2:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 7.1, Pardon?: Jean suspects Lionel is going deaf but has trouble convincing him. Elsewhere, things seem to be going well for Judith and Alistair, while Sandy fears her boyfriend is more interested in rugby than her.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - The Man Who Nearly Knew PavarottiWesley nearly runs over Billy Ingleton, giving Foggy the opportunity to prove his outstanding talents as a concert promoter.
4pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 3 - Community SpiritThe time has come to organise Dibley's annual autumn fayre, and after raising a measly £200 last year, there are murmurs to support cancelling the event. The vicar however, is determined that she can book a real celebrity to open festivities rather than some local nobody, and a solution appears to come when Alice reveals her early-balding cousin is one 'Reg Dwight'...
4:40pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Mummy ReturnsMore problems for Ben - Janey comes back home, Susan lies to the police, Michael's become a born again Christian and Abi confuses nature with naturism.
4:40pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 4 - Up The Crick Without A PiddleRené and Edith arrive safely in England and are shocked to see a familiar face. Freshly honoured by Churchill, they take a look around London before Edith is heads back to Nouvion - and a major cock-up sends René reluctantly with her...
5:15pm
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On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
5:20pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 2 - You Don't Know JackMichael has a new friend in school and Susan has a new admirer. Unfortunately - or, for Ben, amusingly - they are one and the same.
5:20pm
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Carry On Abroad
The Carry On regulars embark on a package holiday to a Spanish resort. The revellers find that the Palace Hotel hardly lives up to its name.
5:20pm
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 4 - The KeyWhen Hacker's political adviser complains that she has been shifted off to a far corner of the maze that is Downing Street, he resolves to move her office back closer to his own. Sir Humphrey has other ideas, but on this occasion, the Prime Minister holds a rather effective trump card!
6pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 2 - How Errol Flynn Discovered The Secret Of Nora BattCompo tries to win Nora's heart by dressing up as Robin Hood.
6:30pm30 min
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 6 - Meeting Twenty-FourFeaturing comedian Harry Enfield, solar physicist Lucie Green and former head of the British Navy Lord Alan West.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
7:20pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - Happy ReleaseFletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...
8pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 3 - Community SpiritThe time has come to organise Dibley's annual autumn fayre, and after raising a measly £200 last year, there are murmurs to support cancelling the event. The vicar however, is determined that she can book a real celebrity to open festivities rather than some local nobody, and a solution appears to come when Alice reveals her early-balding cousin is one 'Reg Dwight'...
8:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 7 - Isometrics And AfterCompo and Clegg are not as fit as they used to be according to Foggy, who recommends some exercise. But Clegg has a nagging suspicion that some of the world's nicest people are among those with tired, flagging limbs.
8:40pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 5 - BeerBlackadder challenges Melchett to a drinking contest - on the same night he is due to play host to his puritanical relatives, Lord and Lady Whiteadder, in order to discuss his inheritance!
9pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 1 - DrugsAfter a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 5England cricketer James Anderson and comic Jimmy Carr join in the fun in a must-see fix that sees Corden, Bishop and Thompson limber up for a rhythmic gymnastics contest.
9:20pm
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The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 5Dave and Denise arrive home late, arguing loudly and threatening to call off the wedding - now just a week away. Soon the whole family are up and smoothing over the cracks of the evening.
9:30pm30 min
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 5It's Richie's birthday and new boyfriend Dave has special plans. The trouble is that Alice has her own (more special) plans... as does their unborn baby.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 2 - DebbieWhen a twenty-year old girl turns up on Lee's doorstep and announces that he might be her father, Lee goes into immediate denial. Until, that is, he remembers a one-night stand he had at a party that Tim threw to celebrate the end of his accountancy exams back in the 1980s. Is Lee mature - or rich enough - to be a father?
10pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 3 - Al Murray, Chris Addison and Tim VineThe pub landlord Al Murray hosts, before introducing special guests Chris Addison and pun-meister Tim Vine.
10pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
10pm30 min
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 6Greg Davies hosts the pop quiz, with Noel Fielding and guest team captain Frankie Boyle. Plus TOWIE star Amy Childs, Tinchy Stryder, Ian 'H' Watkins from Steps and Holly Walsh.
10pm
(repeat)
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 5 - Meeting Twenty-ThreeFeaturing the comic Alex Horne, polar explorer and writer Sara Wheeler and documentary maker Alain de Botton.
10:20pm
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Shooting Stars
Series 6, Episode 2Pop star Liz McClarnon, Kaiser Chiefs' front man Ricky Wilson and Masterchef judge Gregg Wallace join Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer in the second episode of the hit comedy panel show, which also features Jack Dee and Ulrika Jonsson as team captains.
10:30pm30 min
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 1 - Marion And The Force-FieldDestiny comes up with a knock-out strategy to win her dream man - John Terry's dog. Recruited by a secret society of bloodthirsty foxes, it's time for Nelson to kill or be killed. Marion is entranced by a peculiarly knowledgeable goldfish.
10:30pm
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ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 4The Questers come to the rescue of King Baldwin the Jovial, whose kingdom is being terrorised by a terrible creature. Meanwhile, Lord Darkness is after a girlfriend...
10:35pm
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Still Game
Series 2, Episode 9 - DugVictor's robot dog Wally is depressed, or so it seems is Victor. Jack's planning a trip to Canada, but it's no easy task persuading Victor to join him. Meanwhile, Ida's ex-husband turns up, and Winston finds himself playing the role of Ida's 'pumpkin' to put him off.
10:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 7 - Home-Made SaunaDeborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.
11pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 1Featuring guest host Mark Ronson, with Alesha Dixon and Saturday Mollie King joining Phill, and Tiny Tempah and comedian Paul Foot joining Noel's team.
11pm30 min
Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 2 - Horror Special: Kali And The Rickshaw InfernoWith Destiny on heat and trapped inside the pub by sex-crazed zombie dogs, Nelson has a once-in-a-lifetime chance to woo her. Marion's night in is ruined when Vince reveals he's a karaoke hog. After a rickshaw driver runs over her dinner, Kali seeks explosive revenge. Guest stars include Ainsley Harriott and Russell Tovey.
11pm45 min version
The News Quiz
Series 75, Episode 8In the chair is Sandi Toksvig, joined by panellists Jeremy Hardy, Hugo Rifkind, Susan Calman and Fred MacAulay, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Neil Sleat reads out a selection of cuttings.
11pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 3Simon sits his first driving test, and when he passes takes Will, Jay and Neil to visit Thorpe Park to ride roller coasters and chase girls. There is one problem though - Simon is a rubbish driver.
11:05pm45 min version
11:15pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Mummy ReturnsMore problems for Ben - Janey comes back home, Susan lies to the police, Michael's become a born again Christian and Abi confuses nature with naturism.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 5 - BeerBlackadder challenges Melchett to a drinking contest - on the same night he is due to play host to his puritanical relatives, Lord and Lady Whiteadder, in order to discuss his inheritance!
11:35pm45 min version (repeat)
11:35pm
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That Sunday Night Show
Series 2, Episode 7Adrian is joined by Rosses Kemp and Noble plus Sky News anchor Kay Burley to take a look at the issues that have hit the headlines in the past 7 days.
11:35pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 4Will pulls the most popular girl in the year above. However he becomes so obsessed with her that he ends up alienating his hard won new friends.
11:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 1 - DrugsAfter a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
11:45pm
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Gus Murdoch's Sacred Cows
Episode 3 - FootballGus looks at the national sport and wonders if it is all cracked up to be.
11:50pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 2 - You Don't Know JackMichael has a new friend in school and Susan has a new admirer. Unfortunately - or, for Ben, amusingly - they are one and the same.
11:50pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 3 - Johnny Depp, Ricky Gervais, Carey Mulligan, Ed ByrneJoining Graham on his sofa are Hollywood icon Johnny Depp, talking about his new film The Rum Diary; Oscar nominated actress Carey Mulligan, who is in the upcoming movie Shame; comedy superstar Ricky Gervais, who is introducing new series Life's Too Short; top stand-up Ed Byrne; and Snow Patrol, performing the single This Isn't Everything You Are.
Midnight
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The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 5Dave and Denise arrive home late, arguing loudly and threatening to call off the wedding - now just a week away. Soon the whole family are up and smoothing over the cracks of the evening.
12:15am
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Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live
Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.
12:20am
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 3 - Johnny Depp, Ricky Gervais, Carey Mulligan, Ed ByrneJoining Graham on his sofa are Hollywood icon Johnny Depp, talking about his new film The Rum Diary; Oscar nominated actress Carey Mulligan, who is in the upcoming movie Shame; comedy superstar Ricky Gervais, who is introducing new series Life's Too Short; top stand-up Ed Byrne; and Snow Patrol, performing the single This Isn't Everything You Are.
12:20am
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 2 - DebbieWhen a twenty-year old girl turns up on Lee's doorstep and announces that he might be her father, Lee goes into immediate denial. Until, that is, he remembers a one-night stand he had at a party that Tim threw to celebrate the end of his accountancy exams back in the 1980s. Is Lee mature - or rich enough - to be a father?
12:40am
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Game On
Series 3, Episode 5 - LauraMatt has an affair with Laura who lives in the flat above, and Martin engages a lawyer to help him prevent Clare from taking Rosie to Australia.
1am
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Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 4David and his mum, Maureen, continue their killing spree - three people, one room, one body in a trunk. The pair are mid-murder when an unexpected visitor throws them into a panic. But who is the mystery caller and what if the body is discovered? Will Maureen finally get to try pyramid teabags? Featuring a secret guest star.
1:20am
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Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
The comedienne performs stand-up comedy and sketches on the themes of food, relationships and work, from more unusual venues.
1:35am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 4These twenty-something celebrity blokes, including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, are rather dazed and confused with the issue of being now, irrefutably grown up.
1:35am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 1Featuring guest host Mark Ronson, with Alesha Dixon and Saturday Mollie King joining Phill, and Tiny Tempah and comedian Paul Foot joining Noel's team.
1:45am
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On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
1:55am
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Murder Most Horrid
Episode 2.1, Overkill: Tina Mellish, a failure on the point of suicide, meets Carmela Vezza, a hired assassin on a mission to kill.
2am
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Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 1 - Marion And The Force-FieldDestiny comes up with a knock-out strategy to win her dream man - John Terry's dog. Recruited by a secret society of bloodthirsty foxes, it's time for Nelson to kill or be killed. Marion is entranced by a peculiarly knowledgeable goldfish.
2am
(repeat)
ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 4The Questers come to the rescue of King Baldwin the Jovial, whose kingdom is being terrorised by a terrible creature. Meanwhile, Lord Darkness is after a girlfriend...
2:05am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 4Lady Gatecrasher talks some bull at a cattle auction, and Terrible Therapist turns out to be a bit of a sucker.
2:25am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 5Under Harry's TV microsope this week are Tamara Ecclestone, with her billion-dollar lifestyle struggle, and animal mimicry in Wild Britain With Ray Mears.
2:30am
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Murder Most Horrid
Episode 2.2, Lady Luck: A hairdresser is taken hostage by a fleeing bank robber and forced to drive to Scotland.
2:30am
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Mongrels
Series 2, Episode 2 - Horror Special: Kali And The Rickshaw InfernoWith Destiny on heat and trapped inside the pub by sex-crazed zombie dogs, Nelson has a once-in-a-lifetime chance to woo her. Marion's night in is ruined when Vince reveals he's a karaoke hog. After a rickshaw driver runs over her dinner, Kali seeks explosive revenge. Guest stars include Ainsley Harriott and Russell Tovey.
2:30am
(repeat)
Jest A Minute
Series 2, Episode 1The comedy quiz returns, hosted by Rhod Gilbert. With team captains Chris Corcoran and Lloyd Langford and guests Rob Deering and Tom Craine.
2:35am
(repeat)
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 5.4, What are Friends For?: A friend of Joy's starts work a GlobeLink; Gus worries about going on a date and decides to have a practice run with Sally; and Damien prepares to interview John Major.
2:50am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 1Mark Watson on phrases, meanings and travel. Plus Andrew Lawrence on getting fat and noisy neighbours; Andi Osho on the worst places in Britain and Alun Cochrane on relationships.
3:05am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dead LossSharon's mother-in-law dies and Chris is granted 24 hours compassionate leave from prison. Chris uses this to disappear. Sharon and Tony set about tracking him down.
3:35am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 4These twenty-something celebrity blokes, including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, are rather dazed and confused with the issue of being now, irrefutably grown up.