Schedule Wednesday 2nd November 2011
Bread
Series 1, Episode 1Billy wastes his money on a stolen statue and Joey attempts to claim an incontinence allowance for Grandad.
The Brittas Empire
Series 1, Episode 3Mr Brittas attempts to keep the staff at Whitbury Leisure Centre happy and fulfilled, while his wife finds her own fulfilment.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
As Time Goes By
Episode 6.1, The Stalker: Jean is concerned when Lionel comes to the rescue of his secretary, who is being stalked.
Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 4 - Last WordsOne of Clare's clients has died and Clare is delighted with an afternoon off.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 3 - The End in SightThe Brighton police force look set to be movie stars, while Mrs G's singing wins a prize and Captain Hoagland's heart.
As Time Goes By
Episode 6.2, The Psychotherapist: Jean ponders giving up work and handing the company over to Judith and Sandy - much to Lionel's delight.
Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Chef That Died Of ShameAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Bread
Series 1, Episode 2Billy buys a ring for Julie, but learns that opals are bad luck and is told to get rid of it.
The Brittas Empire
Series 1, Episode 4Brittas has to cope with an underwater wedding and a drunken customer.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 2 - Saturday Night And Sunday MorningBill's stress levels haven't lowered when she's left with annoying sister-in-law Tina, and she and David soon storm out. Is the man on the motorbike following her...?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 7 - Who's Got Rhythm?Prompted by the number of bands in the valley, Compo becomes musical.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 1 - A Quiet HoneymoonThe newly married LeClercs are shot down, and swiftly arrested by the Colonel. With Von Klinkerhoffen hospitalised, Flockenstuffen's making his presence felt at the chateau.
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 7 - OffensiveMr Trubble's fearsome Auntie Phyllis is coming to stay in order to size up whether Dolly is a suitable girlfriend for her beloved nephew. Everyone has to be on their best behaviour - so it is the worst possible time for outrageous popstar Lady Gaahouse to turn up.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Grand DesignIt's only been 3 days since Jim found himself elevated to Downing Street, and already the strains of the job are beginning to set in. When is the point of 'last resort' for the ultimate deterrent? Should there even be one? Could the re-introduction of conscription solve unemployment? And how will he get some lunch?
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Chef That Died Of ShameAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 2 - Happy CampingPearl throws Howard out of the house, but when he goes to Clegg's for sympathy it falls on deaf ears, while Pearl tells Nelly she's going to have to sort out Howard once and for all.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 3 - The Rights Of Man (Except For Howard)Hobbo decides that the still-homeless Howard needs to show Pearl who's boss, but after Pearl slams the door in his face, Howard is despondent.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 2 - Saturday Night And Sunday MorningBill's stress levels haven't lowered when she's left with annoying sister-in-law Tina, and she and David soon storm out. Is the man on the motorbike following her...?
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 7 - PartyliciousSadie's thinks she is too old to have a birthday organised by her dad, so she tries to help Kit and Dede organise her own surprise party.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 4 - Cheering Up GordonA seaside holiday for Compo, Clegg and Foggy. They strike a bargain with Compo's nephew Gordon - if he teaches them how to fish, they'll teach him how to pick up the odd bird...
As Time Goes By
Episode 6.1, The Stalker: Jean is concerned when Lionel comes to the rescue of his secretary, who is being stalked.
As Time Goes By
Episode 6.2, The Psychotherapist: Jean ponders giving up work and handing the company over to Judith and Sandy - much to Lionel's delight.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 7 - Who's Got Rhythm?Prompted by the number of bands in the valley, Compo becomes musical.
Roy
Series 1, Episode 1 - New BoyThe opening episode follows the O'Brien family as they settle into their new community of Ballyfermot.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 2, The New Vicar: Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea - but despite her meticulous planning, the afternoon does not go as planned.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 1 - A Quiet HoneymoonThe newly married LeClercs are shot down, and swiftly arrested by the Colonel. With Von Klinkerhoffen hospitalised, Flockenstuffen's making his presence felt at the chateau.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 1 - No Smoke Without FireBlakey has introduced no-smoking rules after a discarded cigarette nearly burned the depot down. He instructs all crews to attend a special course on fire fighting, and soon Stan is challenged to give up the habit...
My Family
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sitting TargetsSusan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick. Janey leaves the grandparents to baby-sit Kenzo.
Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Grand DesignIt's only been 3 days since Jim found himself elevated to Downing Street, and already the strains of the job are beginning to set in. When is the point of 'last resort' for the ultimate deterrent? Should there even be one? Could the re-introduction of conscription solve unemployment? And how will he get some lunch?
Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 4 - Last WordsOne of Clare's clients has died and Clare is delighted with an afternoon off.
Hacker Time
Series 1, Episode 7 - Pollyanna WoodwardHacker shares his unique take on the world's best gadgets, and tricks Pollyanna Woodward from The Gadget Show into the studio to stay with his wacky new invention. Plus a return trip to Downstairs Abbey.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 2 - Happy CampingPearl throws Howard out of the house, but when he goes to Clegg's for sympathy it falls on deaf ears, while Pearl tells Nelly she's going to have to sort out Howard once and for all.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 3 - Alan DaviesMarcus Brigstocke invites Alan Davies to try several things for the first time. Alan, a reluctant vocalist, sings in public for the first time. He also has a pedicure and reads Huckleberry Finn.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 3 - The Rights Of Man (Except For Howard)Hobbo decides that the still-homeless Howard needs to show Pearl who's boss, but after Pearl slams the door in his face, Howard is despondent.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Chef That Died Of ShameAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
QI
Series B, Christmas Special - BirthSpecial Christmas episode with Mark Steel, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 4Episode 2.4: Kevin the Teenager falls ill and Tim Nice-but-Dim finds a kindred spirit when he meets Dick Nice-but-Thick.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 4This week, Harry takes a look at Young Apprentice and asks whether meat or tomatoes are better. An eyebrow is raised to Gino D'Acampo's There's No Taste Like Home, and an early chopper is spotted at Downton Abbey.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 4 - Cheering Up GordonA seaside holiday for Compo, Clegg and Foggy. They strike a bargain with Compo's nephew Gordon - if he teaches them how to fish, they'll teach him how to pick up the odd bird...
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 3, Episode 2Jo Brand, Fabio Capello, Gok Wan and Pat Butcher are just a few of the targets for Jon Culshaw and Debra Stephenson in this episode. Plus Nick Robinson is up to his pranks again, and Prince Charles realises it is time to find a job.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 2 - HeadBlackadder is 'promoted' to the role of Lord High Executioner. Not best pleased with his new appointment, Edmund sets about bringing some executions forward in order to maximise his leisure time...
The Funny Side Of...
Episode 5 - The Funny Side Of TV ExpertsClive Anderson guides us through the history of television's favourite experts and all the pitfalls that attend the role. As well as pointing out all the potential problems of being cast as a telly know-it-all, there's sage advice to the would-be experts of the future.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 3Julie's spirits are a little too lifted when Gavin gives her the Valco manager's handbook, and Andy regrets signing up for the marathon.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 3It's Sunday evening and Nana's been round all day. Whilst Denise has her wedding dress fitted, Dave, Jim and Antony are relegated to the kitchen - but nothing'll stop them watching The Antiques Roadshow.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 4With Gavin away for the day, Julie jumps at the chance to take charge. Trouble looms, however... Meanwhile, Andy bumps into a butcher he's had a beef with in the past.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 3Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house guests - all the Essex boys are coming down for a big night out in Cardiff and having a sleepover at his place.
Rab C. Nesbitt
Series 10, Episode 5 - RoleIt is every grandfather's dream to be chosen by his granddaughter as a role model for her class at school, but for Rab it becomes a nightmare when he finds out that Peaches' teacher is an alcoholic and a member of his self help group.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 4With guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Clare Balding.
Lesbian Vampire Killers
Comedy horror about two best friends who must become lesbian vampire killers in order to survive an ancient curse.
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 3 - The End in SightThe Brighton police force look set to be movie stars, while Mrs G's singing wins a prize and Captain Hoagland's heart.
Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better
Series 2, Episode 5 - DiligenceMark Watson continues to look at the virtues, with the stand-up this week on the topic of 'diligence'. Tim Key and Tom Basden pay great attention to detail in their poems and songs.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 4Pete and Sue find themselves in every parent's ultimate nightmare - trapped in a foreign airport with three bored young children (and an increasingly bewildered Grandad).
Ask Rhod Gilbert
Series 2, Episode 7Germaine Greer, Larry Lamb and Andi Osho join Rhod Gilbert, Greg Davies and Lloyd Langford in the comedic search for answers to some more of the world's most intriguing questions.
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
Mark Watson's Live Address To The Nation
Episode 1 - StrengthMark Watson continues his quest to improve the world, nimbly assisted by Tim Key and Tom Basden. Broadcast live from the BBC Radio Theatre. Mark asks if having strength can sometimes make us weak.
Revolting People
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Helluva Lot Of Storm CloudsCora discovers that she is pregnant, though she and Ezekiel have not yet consummated their marriage. Meanwhile, Mary and Captain Brimshaw can hardly control their passion.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 3 - PotatoWhen Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...
QI
Series B, Christmas Special - BirthSpecial Christmas episode with Mark Steel, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 3It's Sunday evening and Nana's been round all day. Whilst Denise has her wedding dress fitted, Dave, Jim and Antony are relegated to the kitchen - but nothing'll stop them watching The Antiques Roadshow.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
Ross Noble: Sonic Waffle
The second televised stand-up show from Ross Noble.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 4Episode 2.4: Kevin the Teenager falls ill and Tim Nice-but-Dim finds a kindred spirit when he meets Dick Nice-but-Thick.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sitting TargetsSusan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick. Janey leaves the grandparents to baby-sit Kenzo.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 2.3, Toddlers: The Stott brothers appear on This is Your Life, and dodgy councillors Cox and Evans brighten up the seafront at Aldington-on-Sea with celebrity litter bins.
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Big Lock-OutA new security system ensures Manny is locked in and Bernard out. Fran is obsessed by the voice of an old friend.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Highlights SpecialMore of the best moans, groans and funniest thoughts of the series from our very Grouchy Young Men - such as pregnancy and geriatrics.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 4With guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Clare Balding.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3, He Died to Death: A party of policemen attends a murder mystery play as a training exercise, only to have a real crime to solve when the obnoxious star is killed.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 2Miss Single goes on a test drive; and 'bewty expert' Lorraine Rhodes employs laser technology.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4, A Determined Woman: A physicist continues her research into time travel, but, hampered by her husband, she does something she bitterly regrets.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 5.1, Inside the Ayslum: Henry is offered a job from a rival broadcaster, Sally comes out of a mental hospital and Helen is carjacked.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 2 - BangIt's an explosive time in Chigwell, with upheavals for Sharon, Tracey and Dorien.
Him & Her
Series 2, Episode 1 - The MoveLaura, Paul and Shelly come round to congratulate Becky on moving into Steve's flat, though it's spoilt by the fact that they've also invited Julie Taylor, Steve's ex.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Highlights SpecialMore of the best moans, groans and funniest thoughts of the series from our very Grouchy Young Men - such as pregnancy and geriatrics.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 3Take a trip to the 'Old Bailee' as Lee dons a judge's wig and invites a member of the audience to join the jury and solve some rather unusual cases.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 4There's dating Lee Nelson-style as he invites a member of the audience to find love in Single 'n' Gagging for It.