Schedule Monday 31st October 2011
Waiting For God
Episode 3.9, Sleeping Pills: Diana takes matters into her own hands, asking Tom for sleeping pills after falling ill and fearing the worst.
The Brittas Empire
Series 1, Episode 1At Whitbury New Town's leisure centre there are wet sports and dry sports - and it's a manager's job not to confuse the two. When new man in charge Gordon Brittas arrives harbouring dreams of perfect harmony, he sees the centre as a force for good; but his plans for world peace are set to be disrupted when he puts the non-swimming table tennis coach on poolside duty.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
As Time Goes By
Episode 4.7, Wedding Preparations: The announcement of Jean and Lionel's wedding date gives the neighbourhood women the perfect opportunity to go shopping for new outfits - until the bride-to-be is accused of shoplifting.
As Time Goes By
Episode 4.8, Wedding Day Nerves: Lionel gets cold feet as the wedding approaches, while Jean tries to remain calm despite her sister-in-law's interference.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 4 - Meeting Twenty-TwoGuests are colourful writer and journalist David McCandless, linguist David Crystal and comedian Natalie Haynes.
Waiting For God
Episode 3.10, Great Aunt Diana: A bus driver annoys Diana when he refuses to give a discount fare to rain-soaked pensioners, so she decides to hijack the vehicle.
ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 3The intrepid Questers continue their search for the sword. They find themselves trapped in a mine.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 5 - Ordeal By TrousersCompo recalls an old schoolboy custom which will prove if Foggy's war stories are true or not.
HR
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Bus PassThe work machine has finally excreted Peter and Sam. Now the two friends meet, of all places, in the queue for their senior bus passes.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Middle-Class Rip-OffA constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 5 - Super TrubbleMr Trubble pits the branches of Hotel Trubble against one another in a webcam competition to find the most boring branch and shut it down. So, it is the worst possible time for Dolly to hold the World's Dullest Person competition. Can Lenny's obsession with superheroes save the day?
Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 3 - The End in SightThe Brighton police force look set to be movie stars, while Mrs G's singing wins a prize and Captain Hoagland's heart.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 8 - In Which Romance Springs A LeakToby is beginning to realise that the benefits of going back to his ex-wife far outweigh the advantages of living alone in a sparsely furnished house with no-one to cook or clean for him.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 9 - Variations On A Theme Of Father's DayIn order that Hobbo can find out more about Nelly, his supposed mother, he has Howard eavesdrop on her when she is visiting Pearl.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Episode 2 - Wendy HouseFrank tries to build a wendy house for Jessica.
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 5 - TidyliciousSadie is sick to death with the low standards of hygiene in her home - and the apparent lack of interest from all the males she lives with, so she hires a housekeeper who turns out to be bananas.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 2 - Mending Stuart's LegWith a roof and a limb to repair, Foggy sets about the twin tasks with military precision.
As Time Goes By
Episode 4.7, Wedding Preparations: The announcement of Jean and Lionel's wedding date gives the neighbourhood women the perfect opportunity to go shopping for new outfits - until the bride-to-be is accused of shoplifting.
What The Dickens?
Series 1, Episode 4This week team captains Tim Brooke-Taylor and Dave Gorman are joined by fellow funny men Dom Joly and Rich Hall.
As Time Goes By
Episode 4.8, Wedding Day Nerves: Lionel gets cold feet as the wedding approaches, while Jean tries to remain calm despite her sister-in-law's interference.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 5 - Ordeal By TrousersCompo recalls an old schoolboy custom which will prove if Foggy's war stories are true or not.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Great EscapeNormally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick's flat, but when Susan's mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 13 - Vacancy For InspectorInspector Blake decides to divide and rule by promoting Jack, to the rank of Inspector. He quickly spills all of his pal's secrets...
My Family
Series 4, Episode 4 - Return Of The Prodigal PratWhen the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Middle-Class Rip-OffA constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 8 - In Which Romance Springs A LeakToby is beginning to realise that the benefits of going back to his ex-wife far outweigh the advantages of living alone in a sparsely furnished house with no-one to cook or clean for him.
Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 6The UME spaceship lands on Oblivion. Norman and Max make a sacrifice.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 5 - Meeting Twenty-ThreeFeaturing the comic Alex Horne, polar explorer and writer Sara Wheeler and documentary maker Alain de Botton.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 9 - Variations On A Theme Of Father's DayIn order that Hobbo can find out more about Nelly, his supposed mother, he has Howard eavesdrop on her when she is visiting Pearl.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 4, Episode 6Bertie couldn't be happier. Both Madeline and Florence are at long last engaged to persons other than himself. With the coast clear he travels to Totleigh - gripped by by-election fever - to prepare for Madeline's impending wedding to Spode. There's just a spot of trouble with the plumbing...
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 2 - Songs Of PraiseGeraldine receives a letter from the BBC: they've heard of her incumbency, and want to film an episode of Songs Of Praise in the village. David is far from keen, but finds himself outvoted by the other councillors. When the crew turn up, the vicar is particularly enamoured by the dashing young producer, Tristan; unfortunately the recording does not go smoothly.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 2 - Mending Stuart's LegWith a roof and a limb to repair, Foggy sets about the twin tasks with military precision.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 1Russell introduces his new show and looks at the big stories in the news, including the recent political conferences. His mystery guest turns out to be the most tattooed senior citizen in the world.
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 8 - Ever AfterMrs Tishell's long standing crush on Dr Martin Ellingham takes a dramatic turn in this final episode in the series.
A League Of Their Own
Series 4, Episode 4Comic Phill Jupitus and Stoke City star Peter Crouch are up for a bit of banter this week. Plus, Team GB's Tom Daley oversees a diving challenge between Redknapp and Bishop.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 4When Alice's tall, handsome and rich ex, Ben, turns up it sends Mitch's pre-existing insecurities into overload.
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 8 - KelpmanBrian Murphy and Colin Hoult guest star as Maven finds himself stranded, humiliated and at the mercy of a mysterious, seaweed-based beast.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 2Six-year-old Karen mourns the death of a mouse (killed in a trap by her mouse-murdering parents), eight-year-old Ben stands for election as class rep and older brother Jake triggers his Mum's she-tiger instincts by bringing a girl home for tea.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 5Will Young is in the host chair, along with captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus. They are joined by X Factor's Sinitta, comedians Mark Watson and Paul Foot, and cool DJ Toddla T.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 9Miranda Hart hosts the satirical panel featuring guest panellists Greg Davies and Marcus Brigstocke.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 4, Episode 4 - Meeting Twenty-TwoGuests are colourful writer and journalist David McCandless, linguist David Crystal and comedian Natalie Haynes.
Psychoville
Halloween SpecialPsychoville returns with a spooktacular hour-long Halloween special, featuring four tales of terror.
ElvenQuest
Series 3, Episode 3The intrepid Questers continue their search for the sword. They find themselves trapped in a mine.
Still Game
Series 2, Episode 8 - Buntin'Auld Pete's acting very suspiciously and Jack and Victor are determined to find out why. Not ones to be left out, Winston and Navid are involved in their own covert operation: catching a bin-raking fox. Could there be a connection?
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
The News Quiz
Series 75, Episode 7Sandi Toksvig is in the chair and Carolyn Brown reads out cuttings as panellists Jeremy Hardy, Matthew Parris, Andy Hamilton and Fred MacAulay take a satirical look at the week's news.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
John Bishop's Britain
Series 1, Episode 1Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop presents viewers with a mix of stand-up, sketches and real-life stories from members of the Great British public. Featuring James Corden discussing the topic of love and marriage.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Great EscapeNormally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick's flat, but when Susan's mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
Jeff Green: Back From The Bewilderness
Comedy special featuring award-winning comic and best-selling author Jeff Green, filmed in London's West End.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 1 - BellsLord Blackadder is deeply disturbed when he finds himself falling in love with his new manservant, Bob. A surprise relaxes his fears and they agree to marry, but could a visiting guest come between the happy couple?
John Bishop's Britain
Series 1, Episode 1Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop presents viewers with a mix of stand-up, sketches and real-life stories from members of the Great British public. Featuring James Corden discussing the topic of love and marriage.
That Sunday Night Show
Series 2, Episode 6Dance expert and TV personality Louie Spence and Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp join host Adrian Chiles to round up the big events and topical news stories from the past seven days.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
Pete Versus Life
Series 2, Episode 2 - Frank Leaves NoreenPete is back with his ex-girlfriend, Chloe, and is desperate to make a good impression. Unfortunately, Pete's dad, Frank, turns up on his doorstep after deciding that he and Pete's mum should have a break from each other.
Gus Murdoch's Sacred Cows
Episode 2 - Bank HolidaysGus examines Bank Holidays and whether or not they are a good thing.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 2 - James McAvoy, John Bishop, Joanna Lumley, Nancy Dell'OlioJoining Graham on his sofa are British actor turned Hollywood star James McAvoy, national treasure Joanna Lumley; top comic John Bishop; and dancing Italian Nancy Dell'Olio; With music from the Arctic Monkeys.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 4 - Return Of The Prodigal PratWhen the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
Improvisation My Dear Mark Watson
Improv comedy show pilot hosted by Mark Watson which makes use of green screen technology.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 7, Episode 1 - Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Nicole Scherzinger, Matt CardleAlan Carr returns with the seventh series of his award-winning chat show. He is joined by US X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger; Tintin stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost; and 2010 X Factor winner Matt Cardle.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 10, Episode 2 - James McAvoy, John Bishop, Joanna Lumley, Nancy Dell'OlioJoining Graham on his sofa are British actor turned Hollywood star James McAvoy, national treasure Joanna Lumley; top comic John Bishop; and dancing Italian Nancy Dell'Olio; With music from the Arctic Monkeys.
Black Books
Series 3, Episode 6 - PartyBernard, Manny and Fran finally get out and go to a party. But the mix of drink and emotion turns things awry.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 1Russell introduces his new show and looks at the big stories in the news, including the recent political conferences. His mystery guest turns out to be the most tattooed senior citizen in the world.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 9Miranda Hart hosts the satirical panel featuring guest panellists Greg Davies and Marcus Brigstocke.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 4.11, The Wedding: Some GlobeLink staff are getting married, leading to the hen and stag nights.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Episode 2 - Wendy HouseFrank tries to build a wendy house for Jessica.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 13 - LoyaltySharon thinks sisterly bonds should overcome everything - especially husbands. Tracey doesn't agree.
Black Books
Series 3, Episode 6 - PartyBernard, Manny and Fran finally get out and go to a party. But the mix of drink and emotion turns things awry.
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 8 - KelpmanBrian Murphy and Colin Hoult guest star as Maven finds himself stranded, humiliated and at the mercy of a mysterious, seaweed-based beast.
Meet The Parents
Series 1, Episode 5 - Scout MasterGeorgie has been dating her boyfriend Will for three months and is about to meet his family for the first time. Will's fake mother is Kat, the ultimate passive-aggressive mother-in-law from hell.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 1 - High FidelityCrises on two fronts for Tracey - first in her marriage and then with Sharon.