Schedule Wednesday 26th October 2011
6am
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Waiting For God
Episode 3.4, Harvey's Fiancee: Harvey panders to a new guest who claims to be royalty and gets engaged at a hunt ball - much to the distress of his adoring assistant Jane.
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 3 - You've Got To LaughCarol is determined to take Sandra's mind of her worries, but her best efforts are undermined by her Uncle Billy (deceased).
6:40am
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
7am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 4.1, A House Full of Women: Lionel feels uncomfortable to be surrounded by so many females after Sandy joins Judith and Jean in the Pargetter household.
7am
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Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 3 - Glad To Be RayClare can't understand why she hasn't been invited to Ray's, so she decides to call round uninvited and gets a bit of a shock.
7:30am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 4.2, Rewrites: Lionel is asked to spice up the script for his mini-series and make it more raunchy, so one of Jean's secretaries is brought in to help.
7:30am
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Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 2 - Nearer To The EndCaptain Mad Hoagy tackles a bomb, Twitten uses reverse psychology on Inspector Steine, and evil Mrs Vine meets her match.
8am
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Waiting For God
Episode 3.5, The Estate Agent: Pesky pensioners Tom and Diana set out to help the local community by taking on a scheming estate agent who has got her claws into the hapless Harvey.
8:40am
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The Liver Birds
Series 5, Episode 4 - Love Is A Many Stupid ThingLove & peace between man & beast is Sandra's new cause. But love & peace between man & Sandra causes trouble for The Liver Birds.
9:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 2 - Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like ThatCompo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.
10am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Futility Of The FlyVictor has hired a cleaner to help around the house, and unwittingly comes to the rescue of a local chip shop proprietor with a rather complicated love life.
10:40am
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Moral DimensionJim heads overseas to mark the signing of an important contract with a Muslim state - a strict, alcohol-free Muslim state. Panicking at the thought of 5 hours of mere orange juice at the reception, he orders the establishment of a special 'communications room' - but is even more shocked to learn of bribery in securing the deal.
10:45am15 min
Soloparentpals.com
Series 3, Episode 3 - ChoicesRosie confides in online friend Tash when she discovers she is pregnant, and Tom applies for a job in Manchester. When Rosie learns of her partner's potential move, she dumps him with an answerphone message, leaving their relationship hanging in the balance.
11:20am
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Sketches include "The Lovers Guide" as explained by Mr. Cholmondley-Warner.
12pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 2 - The Mother Of All Mistakes - Or Is It?Adopted as a baby, former milkman and undercover secret agent Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother.
12pm
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Holiday CampAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
1:20pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.
2pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 4.1, A House Full of Women: Lionel feels uncomfortable to be surrounded by so many females after Sandy joins Judith and Jean in the Pargetter household.
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 6 - Ballad For Wind Instruments And CanoeA transaction with the fabulous Arnpepper; the Great Gob Contest; and a runaway canoe.
2:15pm
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The Indian Doctor
Series 1, Episode 3 - Young HeartsThe Indian Doctor's wife, Kamini Sharma, is still desperate to leave the village of Trefelin. But as she tries to escape, she finds herself becoming the only person who can help local tearaway Dan when he gets into trouble.
2:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 4.2, Rewrites: Lionel is asked to spice up the script for his mini-series and make it more raunchy, so one of Jean's secretaries is brought in to help.
2:40pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 3 - StaycationThe Carlsons are all set to go on a dream holiday to Mexico - until Norman eats their passports at the last minute. But Eddie and the monsters persuade the family they don't need to go away to have fun, and they decide to have their holiday at home.
3:05pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 4 - Teenage Dream BoyNorman turns into a human boy for just one hour and escapes from the basement - so Eddie and the others have to catch him before he barges in on Kate and Nick's dinner party upstairs. But worst of all, how do they stop Angela falling for this mysterious, gorgeous blue-eyed dream boy?
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 2 - Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like ThatCompo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.
4pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
4pm
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 12 - Britain's Most Boring BellboyPresenter Barney arrives to make a programme about bellboys. Jamie's ecstatic, until he finds out Barney's making a show called Britain's Most Boring Bellboys. Can Jamie prove he's too exciting to be on Barney's hotel-wrecking show?
4:40pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Futility Of The FlyVictor has hired a cleaner to help around the house, and unwittingly comes to the rescue of a local chip shop proprietor with a rather complicated love life.
4:40pm
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 10 - Handful Of DustBen is annoyed when he discovers that his family have forgotten his birthday, but has slightly more to worry about when Janey arrives with her 'lesbian girlfriend' Katie! Is Janey really gay or has she got an ulterior motive? Nick's new job involves dressing up as a gorilla and Michael seemed a little bit too interested in Katie's lifestyle!
5:05pm
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 9 - Lost PropertyStan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.
5:20pm
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Moral DimensionJim heads overseas to mark the signing of an important contract with a Muslim state - a strict, alcohol-free Muslim state. Panicking at the thought of 5 hours of mere orange juice at the reception, he orders the establishment of a special 'communications room' - but is even more shocked to learn of bribery in securing the deal.
5:20pm
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 11 - The Lost WeekendWhen the kids go away for the weekend, Ben and Susan finally have some time to themselves... Unfortunately, it's been so long since they last had time to themselves they have absolutely no idea how to spend it!
5:30pm
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Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 4 - Last WordsOne of Clare's clients has died and Clare is delighted with an afternoon off.
5:30pm
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Clare In The Community
Series 1, Episode 3 - Glad To Be RayClare can't understand why she hasn't been invited to Ray's, so she decides to call round uninvited and gets a bit of a shock.
5:45pm35 min
Hacker Time
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ore OdubaHacker shares his unique take on sports and tricks CBBC's Ore Oduba, from Sportsround, into the studio. Plus another visit to the Dogs In Space.
6pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 2 - The Mother Of All Mistakes - Or Is It?Adopted as a baby, former milkman and undercover secret agent Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother.
6pm
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Paradise Lost In Space
Episode 3Surely it couldn't hurt for Norman and Max to introduce the Oblivions to tennis, could it?
6:20pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 2There is plenty of "goo and poo" today, as some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle.
6:30pm
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I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 2 - Frank SkinnerMarcus Brigstocke asks Frank Skinner to try a spray tan, watch Inspector Morse, eat Jugged Hare and change a car tyre.
6:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 3Harry takes an interest in the history of humans with Dr Alice Roberts' Origins Of Us, and asks whether jam or cream should go on a scone first?
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 3 - Will Howard Cross The Atlantic Single-Handed?Hobbo is still having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she is his natural birth mother. To get the proof he needs, he fits Howard up with an eavesdropping wire to pick up Nelly talking to Pearl.
7pm
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Holiday CampAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Sketches include "The Lovers Guide" as explained by Mr. Cholmondley-Warner.
7:45pm
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Soloparentpals.com
Series 3, Episode 3 - ChoicesRosie confides in online friend Tash when she discovers she is pregnant, and Tom applies for a job in Manchester. When Rosie learns of her partner's potential move, she dumps him with an answerphone message, leaving their relationship hanging in the balance.
7:50pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 1 - Mr. BeanIn this original award-winning episode, Mr. Bean takes an exam, sunbathes and goes to church with Richard Briers - driving badly all the way!
8pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 4Ben's fibbing goes to a whole new level as parents at a school football match begin to compliment dad on his friendship with Gordon Brown and his SAS training.
8:20pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. BeanRowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.
8:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 6 - Ballad For Wind Instruments And CanoeA transaction with the fabulous Arnpepper; the Great Gob Contest; and a runaway canoe.
8:30pm30 min
The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 3, Episode 1The impressions show returns. New characters including X Factor judges Louis and Tulisa and Professor Brian Cox join old favourites like Davina McCall and Simon Cowell.
8:40pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.
8:55pm
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Mr. Bean
The Best of Mr Bean: A selection of the best moments of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9pm
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The Funny Side Of...
Episode 4 - The Funny Side Of Live TVClive Anderson guides us through the history of live TV, pointing out all the things that go wrong when the programme-makers have no second chance.
9pm60 min
David Suchet On Sid Field: Last Of The Music Hall Heroes
David Suchet uncovers the lost story of Sid Field, whose unique brand of comedy thrilled wartime audiences and made him one of the greatest comic stars of the 1940s, but who is virtually unknown today.
9pm
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Trollied
Series 1, Episode 1Julie prepares to celebrate her birthday with a dinner party, but guests keep dropping out. Meanwhile, new OAP employee Margaret has trouble at the checkout when her elbow turns into tomatoes, and Kieran has a bit of trouble with a shirt.
9:20pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
9:30pm
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Trollied
Series 1, Episode 2Julie isn't happy when her popular predecessor, Leanne, pops in. Plus, Margaret tackles the tannoy.
10pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
10pm30 min
Rab C. Nesbitt
Series 10, Episode 4 - FightWhen the drop-in centre where Rab holds his self-help group meetings becomes a victim of council cuts, the bandaged philosopher decides to fight back.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 7Martin Clunes acts as guest host, with Grayson Perry and Jimmy Carr as guest panellists.
10pm
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Severance
Darkly comic horror film about a team-building exercise that goes disastrously wrong. Stars Danny Dyer, Tim McInnerny and Laura Harris.
10pm
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Inspector Steine
The Return Of Inspector Steine, Episode 2 - Nearer To The EndCaptain Mad Hoagy tackles a bomb, Twitten uses reverse psychology on Inspector Steine, and evil Mrs Vine meets her match.
10pm
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Miss Marie Lloyd: The Queen Of The Music Hall
Costume drama inspired by music hall legend Marie Lloyd. When she chases the champagne lifestyle and takes up with a toyboy, respectable society is scandalised and Marie is dropped from the Royal Command Performance.
10pm50 min
Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 6JP finds out his father has serious health issues, and decides the best response is to take his first acid trip. Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn't called Oregon at all, but Melissa.
10:30pm
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Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London
The culmination of Dara O'Briain's massive 2008 sell-out tour, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
10:30pm
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Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better
Series 2, Episode 4 - HonestyMark Watson continues to look at the virtues, with the stand-up this week on the topic of 'honesty'. Tim Key and Tom Basden lie, cheat and steal in order to perform their poems and songs.
10:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 5Ben's on the case again - this time he's got a mystery illness and is far too sick to go to school, or so he says.
10:45pm35 min
Ask Rhod Gilbert
Series 2, Episode 6The Apprentice's Nick Hewer joins Rhod, Greg and Lloyd, plus guests Jenny Eclair and Christian O'Connell in the comedic search for answers to some more of the world's most intriguing questions.
10:50pm
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Shameless
Series 8, Episode 22The game is up for Billy and Mimi when Micky catches them in a compromising position.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 7Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests David Mitchell and Lucy Porter.
11pm15 min
Don't Start
Series 1, Episode 4 - IdeaCelery rears its ugly head again as Neil attempts his Androcles and the lion tactic.
11pm
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Revolting People
Series 1, Episode 4 - Tons Of Storm CloudsRevolutionary orator Nathaniel Hopkins arrives and wins Mary's fervent support. But it is not just her support he is after.
11:15pm
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The Music Teacher
Series 1, Episode 6Nigel endures a steady stream of challenging pupils, including a tone-deaf priest struggling to sing mass, a highly-strung harpist with a over-strung harp and the world's most flatulent tuba player.
11:20pm
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Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 2 - Born To Be KingHaving left Harry as ruling Prince Regent, King Richard is away killing Turks. Edmund is instructed to arrange entertainment for the upcoming feast of St Leonard's Day, and in the process believes he has found letters pertaining to his brother's legitimacy...
11:20pm
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The Story Of Music Hall With Michael Grade
Michael Grade traces the raucous history of the music hall, the roots of what became modern variety and comedy.
11:40pm
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Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 2, Episode 4Joining Richard this week are three very funny men - Al Murray, Tim Key and Chris Ramsey. Subjects up for discussion include - how to make sport more fun, what makes them angry, and what has been their most elaborate lie.
11:40pm
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Argumental
Series 2, Episode 6Frankie Boyle and Lucy Porter are this week's guests. Arguments include whether musical theatre is rubbish or great.
12:05am
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Game On
Series 1, Episode 6 - FameMandy is away for the weekend and Martin is out with Wally Bazoum (from the bank). Bored and alone, Matthew's peace is disturbed by a band rehearsing in the flat upstairs. There's only one thing to do: join them.
12:15am
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 10 - Handful Of DustBen is annoyed when he discovers that his family have forgotten his birthday, but has slightly more to worry about when Janey arrives with her 'lesbian girlfriend' Katie! Is Janey really gay or has she got an ulterior motive? Nick's new job involves dressing up as a gorilla and Michael seemed a little bit too interested in Katie's lifestyle!
12:20am
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Jack Dee Live In London
Filmed at London's Gielgud Theatre on the final night of a mammoth UK tour, see Jack Dee at the top of his game and the pinnacle of his profession.
12:20am
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Black Books
Series 1, Episode 4 - The BlackoutFran sees her boyfriend on a lunch date. Bernard is snubbed by friends but doesn't know why and Manny plays good cop, bad cop.
12:45am
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Black Books
Series 3, Episode 3 - Moo-Ma And Moo-PaManny's parents are coming to stay so Bernard and Fran are called upon to go along with the slight exaggerations he has made of his life.
12:55am
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 11 - The Lost WeekendWhen the kids go away for the weekend, Ben and Susan finally have some time to themselves... Unfortunately, it's been so long since they last had time to themselves they have absolutely no idea how to spend it!
1:20am
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Jo Brand Through The Cakehole
Sketches and stand-up from the deadpan female comic Jo Brand.
1:35am
(repeat)
The Funny Side Of...
Episode 4 - The Funny Side Of Live TVClive Anderson guides us through the history of live TV, pointing out all the things that go wrong when the programme-makers have no second chance.
1:40am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 7A man and woman meet in a diner, 3 months after a one-night stand, Elaine Caine meets Phil Turner, and the OCD lady prepares snacks for a party.
1:45am
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Shooting Stars
Series 6, Episode 5On captain Jack Dee's team tonight is comic Lenny Henry and singer-songwriter Mutya Buena, while Ulrika is joined by designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and the not-so-famous regular guest Angelos Epithemiou.
1:55am
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Game On
Series 1, Episode 6 - FameMandy is away for the weekend and Martin is out with Wally Bazoum (from the bank). Bored and alone, Matthew's peace is disturbed by a band rehearsing in the flat upstairs. There's only one thing to do: join them.
2:10am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Highlights SpecialLook back at the best moans of the series to see what topics really got under the skin of our Grouchy Young Men - including sport and WAGs.
2:30am
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Black Books
Series 3, Episode 3 - Moo-Ma And Moo-PaManny's parents are coming to stay so Bernard and Fran are called upon to go along with the slight exaggerations he has made of his life.
2:30am
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Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:40am
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Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 4.9, Henry's Autobiography: Henry is writing his autobiography in which he reveals what he really thinks of his co-workers.
3:10am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 10 - Sisters Are Doing It...There's trouble for Tracey when her new as a secretary exposes her to sexual harassment from her boss.
3:10am
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David Suchet On Sid Field: Last Of The Music Hall Heroes
David Suchet uncovers the lost story of Sid Field, whose unique comedy thrilled wartime audiences and made him one of the greatest stars of the 1940s.
3:15am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 3Harry takes an interest in the history of humans with Dr Alice Roberts' Origins Of Us, and asks whether jam or cream should go on a scone first?
3:40am
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Coupling
Episode 4.6, Nine and a Half Months: Steve anxiously awaits the birth of his child, and receives an unexpected visit from an old friend. Meanwhile, Jane discovers someone is trying to sneak into her flat, and a bizarre secret lurks in Patrick's cupboard.