Schedule Tuesday 27th September 2011
Bread
Series 7, Episode 8As their holiday draws to a close, the Boswell party increases in number. They make a protest over rabbit-hunting and Lady Bowford takes a shine to Joey. Adrian has a rejection from his music publisher and reaches a crossroads in his life.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 12 - PromotionBeryl becomes acutely aware of her 'common' demeanour after Sandra is given a promotion at work. Sandra offers to treat her to elocution lessons as a birthday present, but it seems an uphill struggle.
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 1 - BurglaryMr. Brown has been burgled and, keen that he and Hattie not be seen to have nothing worth stealing, Eric claims that the reason his house hasn't been raided is due to his huge, ferocious dog, Nero.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 23 - Fix It TimmyTimmy's attempts at mending his friends' toys result in disaster.
Bread
Series 7, Episode 9Adrian has eloped to Scotland to marry Irene whilst Aveline has a scare that helps her bond with Oswald once again. Meanwhile, Joey has lost patience with his family's problems and decides to put himself first for a change.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 12Ug and Grunt show us how to paint like a caveman, some silly WW2 codebreakers forget their own code, and Henry VIII challenges the King of France to a wrestlemania-style showdown!
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 1 - One's A CrowdMoving into a far more comfortable flat in a nicer part of the city, Beryl and Sandra immediately come across nosy neighbour Mrs Knowsley, who's petitioning to have an apparently troublesome fellow tenant evicted.
Waiting For God
Episode 2.7, Glamorous Grannies: Diana tries her hand at being nice for a 'glamorous granny' competition at Bayview.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 7 - Going To Pot?Some botched household maintenance causes the Goods to enrol at a local council-run evening school. Margo soon joins Barbara in a pottery class, but her skills are somewhat lacking. For a brief moment, however, the Goods are quids-in after discovering one of Tom's hidden talents!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 5 - Firing SquashedWhilst Flick and Von Smallhausen look set to face the firing squad for robbing the garrison pay truck, the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber - still dressed as Hitler and Goering - are captured by the Communists. Michelle's Resistance wish to use the duo for their own ends, but who will win?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 4 - I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My HairHarvey finally gets what he has wanted since demob - a white-collar job - but is disappointed yet again!
Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 4 - Love Conkers AllJamie is alarmed to hear that Hotel Trubble is holding the World Conker Championship, once again Sally has forgotten to pass over the message. How will he cope with arch rivals Boris 'The Bear' Bolshieman and Louie 'The Lip' Lipinski?
Sykes
Series 1, Episode 1 - BurglaryMr. Brown has been burgled and, keen that he and Hattie not be seen to have nothing worth stealing, Eric claims that the reason his house hasn't been raided is due to his huge, ferocious dog, Nero.
The Goon Show
The Lost Emperor: Comedy, with Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe. First aired in 1955.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 9 - Beware Of Laughing At Nora's HatsNora reveals long-standing feud with a woman who once made fun of her.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Lenzie SplicerDave is thrown into turmoil after an old school friend appears in the shop.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 10 - Yours Truly - If You're Not CarefulA strange woman is in town trying to find Truly.
Waiting For God
Episode 2.7, Glamorous Grannies: Diana tries her hand at being nice for a 'glamorous granny' competition at Bayview.
Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 4 - Teenage Dream BoyNorman turns into a human boy for just one hour and escapes from the basement - so Eddie and the others have to catch him before he barges in on Kate and Nick's dinner party upstairs. But worst of all, how do they stop Angela falling for this mysterious, gorgeous blue-eyed dream boy?
Development
Property developer Mike appears to have it all, but the foundations are shaky.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 7 - Going To Pot?Some botched household maintenance causes the Goods to enrol at a local council-run evening school. Margo soon joins Barbara in a pottery class, but her skills are somewhat lacking. For a brief moment, however, the Goods are quids-in after discovering one of Tom's hidden talents!
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 4Monty and Emily start to build the set for their new musical, Louise's knickers cause problems and Jasper the dog goes missing again.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 5 - Firing SquashedWhilst Flick and Von Smallhausen look set to face the firing squad for robbing the garrison pay truck, the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber - still dressed as Hitler and Goering - are captured by the Communists. Michelle's Resistance wish to use the duo for their own ends, but who will win?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 4 - I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My HairHarvey finally gets what he has wanted since demob - a white-collar job - but is disappointed yet again!
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 3 - The MusicalJamie decides to stage a Hotel Trubble Musical and then does not cast Dolly in a lead role. Fuming, Dolly blows the hotel emergency fund on employing Lord Andrew Lloyd-Blubber to put on a rival show. Will the staff fall out permenantly or will Lenny's song, Fingers in your Face, save the day?
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's DayArkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 6 - The DepartedTyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.
Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 8 - Sporting LifeWhen the vicar and Mrs Dingle decide to reopen the youth club, they enlist Terry's help to assemble a ping-pong table. The instructions should be idiot-proof, but whoever wrote them had not taken Terry into account.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 9 - Beware Of Laughing At Nora's HatsNora reveals long-standing feud with a woman who once made fun of her.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 3It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiance Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 10 - Yours Truly - If You're Not CarefulA strange woman is in town trying to find Truly.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 5 - Bacon PunctuationThe future of the shop's much loved Wall of Crisps comes under threat after someone from the EU visits the shop. The wall is contravening European Crisp regulations by stocking corn and maize based snacks alongside potato based 'crisps' and has to be dismantled which causes outrage amongst the Lenzidens.
Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - If They Could See Us Now.....!The Trotters now live the high life but with the American Stock Market about to crash, how will they keep their money? Having lost all and having to live back in their Peckham flat Del decides to enter a new TV Game Show "The Goldrush" to try and win some money back.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Day The Balloon Went UpThe platoon discover a runaway barrage balloon and decide to release it safely themselves. This proves not to be wise, when the balloon flies away with Captain Mainwaring still hanging onto it.
The Goon Show
The Lost Emperor: Comedy, with Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe. First aired in 1955.
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 3 - BeardboyJinsy's annual celebration of facial fur is thrown into disarray when a mysterious assailant starts nibbling beards.
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 1Jo attempts synchronised diving and invites Sean Lock to join her in a very muddy race.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's DayArkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 6 - The DepartedTyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.
Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - Strangers On The ShoreWith the family fortune squandered, Del and Rodney set off for France to attend a memorial service in memory of Uncle Albert's old shipmates from the war. On the way back the Trotters pick up some rather unexpected cargo!
Grumpy Old Holidays
Episode 3: Celebrities including Michael Winner and Jenny Eclair offer their irreverent perspectives on camping holidays, recalling leaking tents, tiny caravans, the great British seaside holiday and sleet in a Scottish August.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 2Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week, with the help of England's Jack Whitehall, South Africa's Nik Rabinowitz and New Zealand's Jarred Christmas.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Lenzie SplicerDave is thrown into turmoil after an old school friend appears in the shop.
Shameless
Series 8, Special - 100th EpisodeDean Lennox Kelly returns for the landmark 100th episode of Shameless, as Mickey give Mimi an ultimatum: either the new boiler goes or he does; and suddenly Micky finds himself on The Jockey sofa.
Mark Thomas: My Life In Serious Organised Crime
The comedian and political activist Mark Thomas tells the story of how he battled against the Serious Organised Crime Act - by complying with it.
Grumpy Old Holidays
Episode 4: More irreverent opinions, this time focusing on adventurous holidays, as celebrities including Michael Winner and Jenny Eclair grumble about leisure breaks such as exotic cruises on a boat with 2,000 irritating passengers, and skiing trips that leave participants cold and bruised.
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 5With guest presenter Alexander Armstrong and panellists Reginald D. Hunter and Stuart Maconie.
Old Harry's Game
Series 7, Episode 5Satan has become a one-man adoption agency while his chief demon is reading Penelope Leach. But can Satan place the baby with a good family?
Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 1, Episode 3Peter and his wife make clear their dislike of Tony Blair; plastic clip-on celebrities are presented to Dragon's Den; and the Isle of Mann is revealed as being more boring than eating tissues.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 9Storylines from this episode include: talking to animals; Chinese inventions; Karl's dancing classes; and the weekly Monkey News.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 4Terry Wogan hosts. The panellists are Rufus Hound, Imelda May, Edith Bowman and James Blunt.
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 4Joining the panel today are Mel C, Stacey Solomon and Paddy Doherty.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 1, Episode 6Tamsyn has joined the preventives in order to get rid of Kate, who is top of the smuggling charts and engaged to her dad.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 3.1, Down and Out: Linda's old youth custody warden and her boyfriend take up residence in the back garden, so the man-eating drama queen decides to capitalise on the situation. Meanwhile, Tom begins work on a script for a TV drama which came to him in his sleep.
Shameless
Series 8, Episode 19Aidan's bad behaviour has landed him in court, but it's Patty who'll decide the outcome.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 3.2, The Lollipop Man: Tom lands a make-or-break part in a play, but as nerves get the better of him he turns to man-eating Linda for her support. Fortunately, she is only too happy to oblige - especially if she gets the chance to meet a certain Hollywood hunk.
Harry & Paul
Series 2, Episode 5Jimmy Snazzbox MBE, a prolific television writer in the 1970s, waxes lyrical about his hit series Omni-busses; Alan Sugar meets the Dragons; and just where is Dave going?
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 2Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week, with the help of England's Jack Whitehall, South Africa's Nik Rabinowitz and New Zealand's Jarred Christmas.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 3.1, Down and Out: Linda's old youth custody warden and her boyfriend take up residence in the back garden, so the man-eating drama queen decides to capitalise on the situation. Meanwhile, Tom begins work on a script for a TV drama which came to him in his sleep.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 4Terry Wogan hosts. The panellists are Rufus Hound, Imelda May, Edith Bowman and James Blunt.
Love Soup
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Reflecting PoolAfter opening a swimming pool, Gil meets an ex-Hells Angel who is a fan of his work. Alice tries to defy her boss when she is asked to help make a speech using text from Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream".
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 3.2, The Lollipop Man: Tom lands a make-or-break part in a play, but as nerves get the better of him he turns to man-eating Linda for her support. Fortunately, she is only too happy to oblige - especially if she gets the chance to meet a certain Hollywood hunk.
Creature Comforts
Episode 2.3, Pet Hates: The animals talk about what gets their goat.
Shameless
Series 8, Episode 19Aidan's bad behaviour has landed him in court, but it's Patty who'll decide the outcome.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 3.3, Henry's Lost Love: When Henry's ex-wife tells her that she is remarrying, Henry tries to convice her to marry himself.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 6At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Russell Kane on the recession, Micky Flanagan on trying for a baby, Tom Stade on drug addiction and Mark Watson on Londoners and muggers.