Schedule Monday 26th September 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 7, Episode 7The family go off on holiday to a stately home and find that it doesn't matter how posh the place they still argue wherever they are. Adrian and Irene, however, have stayed at home alone...
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 11 - Mother's DayMother's Day would normally see Beryl's parents visit, but this year Sandra's invited hers. They compromise with a party, but neither mother likes the other and slob vs snob could result in friction!
7am
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Dear John....
Series 1, Episode 2John receives a letter from his ex-wife informing him that she will be shortly be demanding more money. At the 1-2-1 Club, Kirk is planning on taking everyone to his favourite nightclub.
7:25am10 min
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 22 - Timmy The HeroAfter reading a superhero comic, Timmy is desperate to save the day. But his efforts are not always appreciated.
7:30am
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Bread
Series 7, Episode 8As their holiday draws to a close, the Boswell party increases in number. They make a protest over rabbit-hunting and Lady Bowford takes a shine to Joey. Adrian has a rejection from his music publisher and reaches a crossroads in his life.
7:45am
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Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 11Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain so collects seashells instead, King Henry VIII plays tennis while Anne Boleyn is executed, and some naughty Saxon monks throw a funky party.
8am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 12 - PromotionBeryl becomes acutely aware of her 'common' demeanour after Sandra is given a promotion at work. Sandra offers to treat her to elocution lessons as a birthday present, but it seems an uphill struggle.
8:40am
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Waiting For God
Episode 2.6, The Hip Operation: Diana is worried she will ruin her niece's wedding after being rushed into hospital with a broken hip.
9am30 min
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 4 - Giles CorenGiles Coren, a die-hard carnivore, tries being a vegan for a whole week. He also reads his first ever Harry Potter and is asked to dance in public for the very first time.
9:20am
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 6 - Home Sweet HomeA great opportunity arises for the Goods which promises to boost their earnings considerably.
9:30am
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HR
Series 1, Episode 1 - An AppraisalAngry senior manager Peter has been caught abusing a client and HR officer Sam must take him to task. But can he?
10am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 4 - Awful Wedded WifeAmidst the fall-out from the failed radio station launch, René is forced to pay out almost 67,000 francs of the café's takings. Flick and Von Smallhausen are still imprisoned, and Gruber and the Colonel are forced to impersonate Hitler and Goering once more. Meanwhile, something curious is taking place at the church.
10:40am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dramatic FeverMargaret joins the local amateur dramatic society and takes Victor to a Bergerac watching party. Meanwhile, Margaret's mother manages to get stuck in the bath with wallpaper paste.
11am
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sisters And BrothersHarvey's plans to attend the TUC conference in Brighton are scuppered, while Monty has stashed his pile of black-market gear in Rita's prefab.
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 3 - Football FeverEngland's star footballer Dwayne Looney checks in to Hotel Trubble and refuses to play in England's crucial game... only Sally can save the day!
11:20am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Losing StreakDel's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!
11:30am
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Never Ending StoryDolores seems to be seeing a married man, but Sandy's grandfatherly duties come before his fatherly ones.
12pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 17.20.
12:30pm
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Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 7The long-running panel game, hosted by Nicholas Parsons. With Julian Clary, Phill Jupitus, Josie Lawrence and Rick Wakeman.
1:40pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 3 - StaycationThe Carlsons are all set to go on a dream holiday to Mexico - until Norman eats their passports at the last minute. But Eddie and the monsters persuade the family they don't need to go away to have fun, and they decide to have their holiday at home.
2pm
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Waiting For God
Episode 2.6, The Hip Operation: Diana is worried she will ruin her niece's wedding after being rushed into hospital with a broken hip.
2:30pm
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What The Dickens?
Series 2, Episode 4Sandi Toksvig hosts an irreverent cultural quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by Dave Gorman and Dr Phil Hammond for a battle of wit and wits.
2:35pm
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 3The helpful bees find themselves in space, Sticky Martin struggles to release a bird of prey and there is a special delivery in the Museum of Imagination.
2:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 6 - Home Sweet HomeA great opportunity arises for the Goods which promises to boost their earnings considerably.
3:15pm
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Carry On Abroad
The Carry On regulars embark on a package holiday to a Spanish resort. The revellers find that the Palace Hotel hardly lives up to its name.
3:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 4 - Awful Wedded WifeAmidst the fall-out from the failed radio station launch, René is forced to pay out almost 67,000 francs of the café's takings. Flick and Von Smallhausen are still imprisoned, and Gruber and the Colonel are forced to impersonate Hitler and Goering once more. Meanwhile, something curious is taking place at the church.
4pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dramatic FeverMargaret joins the local amateur dramatic society and takes Victor to a Bergerac watching party. Meanwhile, Margaret's mother manages to get stuck in the bath with wallpaper paste.
4pm
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sisters And BrothersHarvey's plans to attend the TUC conference in Brighton are scuppered, while Monty has stashed his pile of black-market gear in Rita's prefab.
4:40pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 4 - Who Will Buy?Unexpected visitors drop in and mistakenly believe Victor has killed an elderly blind man. A charity concert gives Victor the chance to use his ventriloquist's dummy.
5:05pm
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Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 7 - Terry In CourtAfter an accident involving a refuse cart, Terry decides to defend himself in court. But his bumbling nature soon sees justice undone.
5:15pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:30pm
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Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 4 - ChildrenAre all the tears and tantrums worth it? Pam Ayres thinks so, and dedicates her sketch show to children.
6pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 2Something's occurring this week as Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones joins her mate James Corden for sports-related banter. Alastair Campbell also guests on the comedy panel show.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 8Nicholas Parsons returns with another helping of silly Just A Minute games.
6:30pm
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Undone
Series 2, Episode 6 - UnificationEverything and everyone comes together at Tankerton and Ida's wedding. But whose side will Edna take?
7:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three Christmas specials from Britain's most popular sitcom.
7:55pm
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 4, Episode 1Bertie's back in New York, thoroughly enjoying a quiet, relaxed existence, and working on wooing a young artist by the name of Gwladys Pendlebury. His peace does not look set to last, however, when Tuppy arrives in hope of licencing an old family recipe for soup, and Aunt Agatha turns up equally unannounced with Wooster's twin cousins in tow.
9pm
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Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live
Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 7Popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Eamonn Holmes and guest panelists Armando Iannucci and Robert Peston.
9pm60 min
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 3 - Boho With A ShotgunSleepless nights are taking their toll on Dr Martin Ellingham and Louisa Glasson. Tempers are frayed as they try to find ways to comfort their constantly wailing baby.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 8The final whistle is about to blow on season three, but there's still one last bout of fun to be had as Corden invites Ashes hero Alastair Cook, comic Kevin Bridges and Dermot O'Leary into the studio.
10pm
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Grumpy Old Holidays
Episode 1: Celebrities including Michael Winner, Jenny Eclair and Rhona Cameron offer their irreverent perspectives on leisure breaks, where the weather is never right and the resort always too busy. They begin with a diatribe against flying, complaining that the golden age of flight has descended into the nightmare of cut-price airlines.
10pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 8Ian Hislop and Paul Merton again look at the week's news. With guest host Dominic West and panellists James May and Reginald D. Hunter.
10pm
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Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 1Jo attempts synchronised diving and invites Sean Lock to join her in a very muddy race.
10pm
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Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 7The long-running panel game, hosted by Nicholas Parsons. With Julian Clary, Phill Jupitus, Josie Lawrence and Rick Wakeman.
10:05pm30 min
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 3 - BeardboyJinsy's annual celebration of facial fur is thrown into disarray when a mysterious assailant starts nibbling beards.
10:30pm
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Absolute Power
Series 3, Episode 4 - A Difficult ClientCharles decides that Martin needs a challenge and determines to find him the most demanding client the firm has ever taken on.
10:40pm
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Grumpy Old Holidays
Episode 2: Celebrities including Michael Winner and Jenny Eclair continue their diatribe against vacations, this time targeting package holidays. Holiday reps take the brunt of their irreverent opinions, while sand, children and the battle for sun loungers all get a mention.
11pm
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Shooting Stars
Possibly the world's barmiest, weirdest, surreal and off-the-wall panel show. Presented by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.
11pm
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Micky Flanagan: What Chance Change?
Episode 2 - 1980sIn this episode Micky takes us through his 1980's, spent running away to New York and being the "international lover and player of the East End."
11pm
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I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 4 - Giles CorenGiles Coren, a die-hard carnivore, tries being a vegan for a whole week. He also reads his first ever Harry Potter and is asked to dance in public for the very first time.
11:05pm
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Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 1The housemates move in. Josie sleeps with JP despite fancying Kingsley.
11:05pm
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Misfits
Series 2, Episode 2Nathan is shocked when Jamie, a long-lost brother he never knew he had, turns up at the community centre.
11:30pm
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Rudy's Rare Records
Series 2, Episode 3 - Daddy CoolWhen his son won't be seen in public with him, Adam is determined to prove that he's cool.
11:35pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.5, Glad to be Gay?: Tom and Linda go out clubbing and get very drunk, leading to one of them spending the night with a security guard and the other with a woman. Meanwhile, Beryl goes back to soliciting.
11:40pm
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That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 3, Episode 4The secret of the universe is revealed in a melon; a butler discovers he's had a thirty year misunderstanding with his employer.
11:45pm
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Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 1, Episode 5Joining Richard for a can and a slice today are comedians Rufus Hound, Seann Walsh and Charlie Baker and today's topics include the worst accident you have ever had, and the worst gig you have ever done.
12:05am
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That Sunday Night Show
Series 2, Episode 1Adrian Chiles is joined by guests Frank Skinner, Kathy Burke and Happy Mondays frontman Shaun Ryder.
12:15am
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.6, Sofa Man: Linda gets a new job in a factory while Tom lands a role in a sofa advert, increasing his exposure to the male population - with disastrous consequences.
12:30am
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Lee Evans - The Ultimate Experience
Highlights and brand new excerpts taken from Lee's first three releases.
12:55am
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Love Soup
Series 2, Episode 12 - HomeAlice begins to suspect that Douglas has left her, after he fails to call her in 12 days. She also manages to stop Lloyd from hanging himself. He thanks her by giving her CDs containing Gil's diaries.
1:20am45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 7Popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Eamonn Holmes and guest panelists Armando Iannucci and Robert Peston.
1:35am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.5, Glad to be Gay?: Tom and Linda go out clubbing and get very drunk, leading to one of them spending the night with a security guard and the other with a woman. Meanwhile, Beryl goes back to soliciting.
2am
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Love Soup
Series 1, Episode 2 - Death And NursesAlice receives a disturbing text message from her Godson, and Milly has problems with her boyfriend after reading a magazine article. Gil toys with his Love Soup idea in which Britain is run by tabloid newspapers, and gets in a tricky situation at a dinner party at Irene's.
2:10am
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.6, Sofa Man: Linda gets a new job in a factory while Tom lands a role in a sofa advert, increasing his exposure to the male population - with disastrous consequences.
2:20am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 5At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Kevin Bridges on his Scottish accent, Zoe Lyons on alpha males, Andrew Lawrence on his school experiences and Russell Kane on the X Factor.
2:50am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 1Olivia Lee returns in the hidden camera sketch show. Featuring the world's worst talk-show guest Elaine Caine meeting Anthony Costa from Blue.
3:15am
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Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 3.2, Helen begins an unwelcome efficiency drive, and Henry uses Sally's accountant to sort out his money problems. Guest starring Ken Livingstone and Teddy Taylor.
3:20am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.