Schedule Thursday 22nd September 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 7, Episode 3Lilo Lill pays Nellie a visit to compare notes on Freddie's last known whereabouts. The rest of the family plan their holiday but there seems to be little enthusiasm from their respective partners to endure a Boswell family holiday!
6:30am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Man DownstairsBeryl and Sandra are equally captivated when a tall, dark gentleman moves into the flat below. He is slightly less impressed by their overly-keen advances, however!
7:05am
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Dear John....
Series 1, Episode 2John receives a letter from his ex-wife informing him that she will be shortly be demanding more money. At the 1-2-1 Club, Kirk is planning on taking everyone to his favourite nightclub.
7:25am10 min
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 20 - Timmy's Bouncy FriendTimmy's new friend is big, round, friendly and very, very bouncy - it's a space hopper.
7:40am
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Bread
Series 7, Episode 4Aveline is offered the role of a pregnant woman in a film and is now grateful to Oswald for his input! Lilo Lill sets out to find Freddie by visiting some of his favourite people and places...
7:45am
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Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 9The Stuarts are confused by the newly discovered drink tea, a Viking funeral ends in a massive fight, a child evacuated in the Blitz thinks farm animals are monsters, and some cowboys sing about life in the Wild West.
8:20am
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The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 8 - The FlatFacing another major row, the girls realise they need their own private spaces and stumble across a far nicer flat advertised in the paper. Can they really afford it?
9am
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Waiting For God
Episode 2.4, The Thief: Tom and Diana investigate a spate of mysterious thefts at Bayview, and Tom ends up facing a shoplifting charge - but Diana decides to defend him.
9:40am
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Day Peace Broke OutTom takes the law into his own hands when leeks start disappearing from his garden.
10:20am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 7, Episode 6 - Gavin Featherly RIPWhen Gavin goes missing on a staff weekend, Brittas starts to organise his funeral.
10:55am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 2, Episode 1 - Hello DollyThe Hotel Trubble heating has packed up and the staff are freezing, so something has to be done. Meanwhile, a mysterious guest arrives at the hotel claiming to be Mr Trubble's fiancée.
11am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Woman Never LiesFollowing the commotion at the chateau, the resistance are blackmailing Helga, Gruber and the Colonel with evidence of the Fallen Madonna. The only chance they have of raising the 10 million franc ransom is to hold-up the garrison pay truck! Meanwhile, Michelle's radio station is beginning to take shape.
11am
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 1 - Goodnight SweetheartHarvey decides he wants to marry Harriet, but she opts to stay in Holland. Lou contracts TB. Rita's date turns out to be a murderer!
11:40am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 1 - In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You ScreamThe Meldrews return from a disastrous Greek holiday to discover that their home has burnt down. Six months and a pile of insurance headaches later, they are ensconced in their new abode and decide to throw a house-warming party. What could possibly go wrong?
12:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 1 - Jurassic No ParkingBarry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.
12:30pm
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My Teenage Diary
Series 3, Episode 3 - Jo CaulfieldJo Caulfield's diaries describe her joining a terrible rockabilly band despite the fact she can't play the drums.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 2 - The General's Greatest BattleThe annual parade to celebrate a famous battle takes place. What could possibly go wrong?
1:35pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 1 - Monster LurgyEddie pretends to be ill to avoid a maths test, promising the monsters they will have a great day hanging out together. But the monsters think they really have caught something - from Nick, who is at home, genuinely ill. So they make their own medicine which they test on Human Dad Thingy first.
1:40pm
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Waiting For God
Episode 2.4, The Thief: Tom and Diana investigate a spate of mysterious thefts at Bayview, and Tom ends up facing a shoplifting charge - but Diana decides to defend him.
2:20pm
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Day Peace Broke OutTom takes the law into his own hands when leeks start disappearing from his garden.
2:30pm
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 1Take a trip to the Museum of Imagination and join new characters Colin and Malcolm, the airline trolley dollies who can't stop eating from the trolley, Tony who lives down the back of a sofa and old favourites the fearsome Vikings and the inhabitants of the remote Scottish island of North Barrasay.
3pm
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The Brittas Empire
Series 7, Episode 6 - Gavin Featherly RIPWhen Gavin goes missing on a staff weekend, Brittas starts to organise his funeral.
3:40pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Woman Never LiesFollowing the commotion at the chateau, the resistance are blackmailing Helga, Gruber and the Colonel with evidence of the Fallen Madonna. The only chance they have of raising the 10 million franc ransom is to hold-up the garrison pay truck! Meanwhile, Michelle's radio station is beginning to take shape.
4pm
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 1 - Goodnight SweetheartHarvey decides he wants to marry Harriet, but she opts to stay in Holland. Lou contracts TB. Rita's date turns out to be a murderer!
4:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 1 - In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You ScreamThe Meldrews return from a disastrous Greek holiday to discover that their home has burnt down. Six months and a pile of insurance headaches later, they are ensconced in their new abode and decide to throw a house-warming party. What could possibly go wrong?
5pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 4 - Animal InstinctsTyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
5:05pm
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Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 5 - Death Of A SalesmanTerry is on a healthy diet and exercise regime, but an angry Sir Dennis, a playful, promotion-seeking Malcolm, and a dodgy ECG machine at the doctors' soon put pay to his endeavours.
5:15pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 1 - Jurassic No ParkingBarry's competition prize proves a problem - for everyone who helps to get rid of it.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 2 - The General's Greatest BattleThe annual parade to celebrate a famous battle takes place. What could possibly go wrong?
6:30pm30 min
My Teenage Diary
Series 3, Episode 4 - Arabella WeirArabella Weir describes a teenage life full of drinking, calorie-counting and boys.
6:30pm
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Undone
Series 2, Episode 4 - UnaccustomedCarlo (the London version, not the Undone version) tells a story of Rumour Torture, a very nice suit and the heights he'd go to for his magazine.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - The American DreamDel persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 3 - Al Murray, Chris Addison and Tim VineThe pub landlord Al Murray hosts, before introducing special guests Chris Addison and pun-meister Tim Vine.
9pm60 min
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 1Jo attempts synchronised diving and invites Sean Lock to join her in a very muddy race.
9:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 4 - Animal InstinctsTyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - Oh To Be In EnglandDel and Rodney arrive in Miami and things start to go wrong immediately. Nothing too dramatic, though, until Del is mistaken for a local mafia godfather and his henchmen want him as a decoy!
10pm
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The Grumpy Guide To...
2010 Specials - The Grumpy Guide To The EightiesThe 80s, a decade that style forgot, along with any form of taste or decency. From Thatcher's Britain to the New Romantics and the ubiquitous filofax there's much about this decade to be grumpy about. This is a look back at one of history's most embarrassing decades.
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Greg Davies, Simon Evans and Micky Flanagan.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Episode 3Russell turn news junkie once again as he puts his spin on the week's headlines. With guest stand-up Lloyd Langford.
10pm
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My Teenage Diary
Series 3, Episode 3 - Jo CaulfieldJo Caulfield's diaries describe her joining a terrible rockabilly band despite the fact she can't play the drums.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 4Joining the panel today are Mel C, Stacey Solomon and Paddy Doherty.
10pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Gig And The GirlfriendSimon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.
10:20pm
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10:30pm30 min
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 5Lee invites an audience member to take on some unusual subjects at Lee Nelson's Comprehensive. Preening premiership footballer Jason Bent finds his team at the bottom of the league, while Dr Bob reassures first-time parents with his unique bedside manner.
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 5, Episode 2Why is a rogue baker playing Russian roulette with poisonous berries? Why are some lesser-known dinosaurs on the BBC's new super-awesome show Planet Dinosaur? And why is Danny Alexander waffling on at the Lib Dem conference?
10:35pm
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The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - Stephen Fry, Peter Kay, Hugh JackmanChatting to Jonathan this weekend is the one and only Stephen Fry, comedian Peter Kay, and Hollywood star Hugh Jackman. There's also music from Will Young.
10:35pm50 min
Show & Tell
Episode 2Tom Parry, Chris Ramsey and Celia Pacquola show a fancy dress costume, a wine bottle and a cheese grater.
11pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 8 - FatGaz is unable to get over losing Donna, and has been consoling himself by constant eating... and he's put on 15 stone! He's mortified when he bumps into Donna and she can't believe the size of him.
11pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 3 - Al Murray, Chris Addison and Tim VineThe pub landlord Al Murray hosts, before introducing special guests Chris Addison and pun-meister Tim Vine.
11pm
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Argumental
Series 2, Episode 1Argumental returns for more dynamic debating. Chair John Sergeant and team captains Marcus Brigstocke and Rufus Hound are joined here by Dara O'Briain and Chris Addison. Dara and Rufus have to debate bodybuilding, whilst a body builder stands next to them.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 1Dara O'Briain hosts another series of the topical comedy show. Regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons are joined by guests Diane Morgan, Milton Jones and Chris Addison.
11pm30 min
Very Old Pretenders
Episode 2 - In TherapyFriction between the two Jacobite soldiers comes to a head and results in a bust-up with broadswords. This prompts anthropologist Andrew Merron to introduce them to the modern world of therapy.
11pm
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Bleak Expectations
Series 1, Episode 2 - An Adolescence Utterly TrashedPip meets a mysterious aged crone who can help him escape from Britain's most terrifying school and the clutches of his evil guardian.
11:25pm
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Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 3, Episode 3Tonight's guests are Charlotte Church, Patrick Kielty and Nick Frost.
11:30pm
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Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 1, Episode 1The ideas up for the vote this week are holding a public referendum before going to war next time; bring back The Witch's Hat to kids' playgrounds; reform the role of Whips in The House Of Commons and Lords.
11:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 9 - Stot Or PronkJanet's having a hard time remembering things now she's pregnant. Louise wants to stimulate their brains in the pub quiz. Kelly comperes the quiz and spends the evening making lewd comments about Gaz and Janet sleeping together. Janet's waters break.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Midnight
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 2 - Happy New YearAs the family gathers for New Year's Eve, Edina and Patsy look forward to a night out at an ultra-hip underground rave. Patsy is particularly excited, as her well connected, jet-setting sister Jackie is about to arrive. When she appears, however, plans begin to disintegrate.
12:40am
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Love Soup
Series 2, Episode 9 - Kiss Of DeathAlice meets one of her childhood heroes, actor Gordon Bexter, who is currently directing a play about necrophilia. Following a change in Lloyd's relationship status, she decides to break up with Douglas; soon, he decides that their separation isn't working.
12:40am
(repeat)
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 1Jo attempts synchronised diving and invites Sean Lock to join her in a very muddy race.
12:45am
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 5Lee invites an audience member to take on some unusual subjects at Lee Nelson's Comprehensive. Preening premiership footballer Jason Bent finds his team at the bottom of the league, while Dr Bob reassures first-time parents with his unique bedside manner.
1am
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1:20am
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Victoria Wood
Episode 6 - Staying InVictoria Wood looks at the bizarre etiquette and superficiality of the cocktail party. Also stars Celia Imrie.
1:30am
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Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 1, Episode 2With Stephen Mangan, Jon Richardson and Charlie Baker.
1:35am
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Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 6 - ReligionIn what some might regard as asking for trouble, Stewart Lee takes on the thorny topic of religion.
1:40am60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Episode 3Russell turn news junkie once again as he puts his spin on the week's headlines. With guest stand-up Lloyd Langford.
1:55am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 2 - Happy New YearAs the family gathers for New Year's Eve, Edina and Patsy look forward to a night out at an ultra-hip underground rave. Patsy is particularly excited, as her well connected, jet-setting sister Jackie is about to arrive. When she appears, however, plans begin to disintegrate.
2am
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Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 5 - Bedroom FarceWhen David and Linda take a midnight swim, both Amy and Robert start to get suspicious. Meanwhile, the lovers have devised a set of secret signs to help them arrange secret meetings.
2:15am
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Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:25am
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Love Soup
Series 2, Episode 9 - Kiss Of DeathAlice meets one of her childhood heroes, actor Gordon Bexter, who is currently directing a play about necrophilia. Following a change in Lloyd's relationship status, she decides to break up with Douglas; soon, he decides that their separation isn't working.
2:30am
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Show & Tell
Episode 2Tom Parry, Chris Ramsey and Celia Pacquola show a fancy dress costume, a wine bottle and a cheese grater.
3am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 2Jack Whitehall on alpha males; Seann Walsh on drunken conversations; Ava Vidal on child poverty; and Kevin Bridges on South London crime.
3:30am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Highlights SpecialThe very best of Olivia Lee's hidden camera sketch show, with Neurotic Flatmate and all the others up to their most devious tricks. Miss Single kicks off the show by going out on a test drive...
3:35am
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Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 3.1, In Place of Alex: Alex has left GlobeLink, so George and Gus are interviewing people to replace her.