Schedule Thursday 22nd September 2011
7:25am10 min
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 20 - Timmy's Bouncy FriendTimmy's new friend is big, round, friendly and very, very bouncy - it's a space hopper.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 2 - The General's Greatest BattleThe annual parade to celebrate a famous battle takes place. What could possibly go wrong?
6:30pm30 min
My Teenage Diary
Series 3, Episode 4 - Arabella WeirArabella Weir describes a teenage life full of drinking, calorie-counting and boys.
7pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - The American DreamDel persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...
9pm60 min
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 1Jo attempts synchronised diving and invites Sean Lock to join her in a very muddy race.
9:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 4 - Animal InstinctsTyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - Oh To Be In EnglandDel and Rodney arrive in Miami and things start to go wrong immediately. Nothing too dramatic, though, until Del is mistaken for a local mafia godfather and his henchmen want him as a decoy!
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Greg Davies, Simon Evans and Micky Flanagan.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Episode 3Russell turn news junkie once again as he puts his spin on the week's headlines. With guest stand-up Lloyd Langford.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 4Joining the panel today are Mel C, Stacey Solomon and Paddy Doherty.
10pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Gig And The GirlfriendSimon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.
10:20pm
(repeat)
10:30pm30 min
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 5Lee invites an audience member to take on some unusual subjects at Lee Nelson's Comprehensive. Preening premiership footballer Jason Bent finds his team at the bottom of the league, while Dr Bob reassures first-time parents with his unique bedside manner.
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 5, Episode 2Why is a rogue baker playing Russian roulette with poisonous berries? Why are some lesser-known dinosaurs on the BBC's new super-awesome show Planet Dinosaur? And why is Danny Alexander waffling on at the Lib Dem conference?
10:35pm
(repeat)
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - Stephen Fry, Peter Kay, Hugh JackmanChatting to Jonathan this weekend is the one and only Stephen Fry, comedian Peter Kay, and Hollywood star Hugh Jackman. There's also music from Will Young.
10:35pm50 min
Show & Tell
Episode 2Tom Parry, Chris Ramsey and Celia Pacquola show a fancy dress costume, a wine bottle and a cheese grater.
11pm
(repeat)
Argumental
Series 2, Episode 1Argumental returns for more dynamic debating. Chair John Sergeant and team captains Marcus Brigstocke and Rufus Hound are joined here by Dara O'Briain and Chris Addison. Dara and Rufus have to debate bodybuilding, whilst a body builder stands next to them.
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 1Dara O'Briain hosts another series of the topical comedy show. Regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons are joined by guests Diane Morgan, Milton Jones and Chris Addison.
11pm30 min
Very Old Pretenders
Episode 2 - In TherapyFriction between the two Jacobite soldiers comes to a head and results in a bust-up with broadswords. This prompts anthropologist Andrew Merron to introduce them to the modern world of therapy.
11:25pm
(repeat)
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 3, Episode 3Tonight's guests are Charlotte Church, Patrick Kielty and Nick Frost.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Midnight
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 2 - Happy New YearAs the family gathers for New Year's Eve, Edina and Patsy look forward to a night out at an ultra-hip underground rave. Patsy is particularly excited, as her well connected, jet-setting sister Jackie is about to arrive. When she appears, however, plans begin to disintegrate.