Schedule Tuesday 20th September 2011
Bread
Series 7, Episode 1Billy has mixed fortunes as he finds himself in trouble with the law but meets a girl who melts his heart. Joey finds his past catching up with him but it is Jack and Adrian who are held hostage for his past misdemeanours... Freddie is conspicuous by his absence.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 1 - The WeddingBeryl's sister, Gloria, is due to get married. Beryl's none too pleased with her bridesmaid's dress, but when both Gloria and her fiancé, Ernie, decide to call it off, she changes her tune.
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Christmas Special - 1986Gina, now owner of her ex-husband's wine importing company, is withholding agreement to sign a contract with the Pinners unless Vince and Penny cancel their plans to marry. She also withdraws the offer of a job to Norman but enlists Daphne's help in her sabotage. Penny and Vince make a final effort to resolve their problems before they are destined to live apart forever. They have a surprise in store for everybody!
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 18 - Timmy Shapes UpTimmy and Kid are obsessed with triangles. Nothing else will do - everything must be three-sided.
Bread
Series 7, Episode 2Freddie has been reported missing and when Jack intercepts Lilo Lill turning up at the Boswells' looking for him, concern grows. But, for Billy, life is beginning to take on a sunnier aspect - thanks to Connie. Adrian, on the other hand, finds his love life to be full of disappointment - thanks to Irene!
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 7Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like ladies, and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap.
The Liver Birds
Series 2, Episode 6 - Three's A CrowdLife is turned upside down for the girls when Sandra's actress friend, Victoria, comes to stay. Her effect on the flat and the men in their life is overpowering and her pretentions soon have Beryl and Sandra praying for her to leave.
Waiting For God
Episode 2.2, The Partition: Financial problems force Diana to share a flat with Tom, and a new resident moves into Bayview.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Guru Of SurbitonTwo students spend a week at the Good household, helping Tom and Barbara with the chores and observing their way of life. Guy and Ruth soon decide to establish a self-sufficiency commune, of which Tom will be patriarch. He is less keen, but they're insistent. At least at first...
As Time Goes By
Clip Show, You Must Remember This, Part 1: Clips from past episodes.
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 12 - Fright KnightThanks to their resident ghost, the hotel staff get themselves on Most Haunted Live.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Christmas Special - A Bun In The OvenIt is September 13th, 1943; almost 2 years since we last saw René, who is finally - at long, long last - rid of the English airmen. His troubles are far from over, however, as Yvette announces her pregnancy. Meanwhile at the chateau, Gruber and the Colonel are growing increasingly worried at the progress of the war.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Course Of True LoveHarriet suggests that Harvey should broach the topic of divorce.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
The Goon Show
The Secret Escritoire: Comedy, with Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe. First aired in 1955.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 7 - The Frenchies Are ComingAs Barry seeks an alternative to golf, Billy creates a ready-made archery training course.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Wrath Of KhanThe fine eco-balance of the shop is thrown into chaos when Ramesh installs a slush machine.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 8 - The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny StuffTruly, Clegg and Billy track down a man famous for his green fingers.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 12 - Call Of The MildEddie sneakily floods the basement so that Fiend, Haggis and Norman are allowed to live upstairs with the family. But his plan backfires when hanging round with the human's too long turns the monsters into very un-monsterly, civilised grown-ups.
Waiting For God
Episode 2.2, The Partition: Financial problems force Diana to share a flat with Tom, and a new resident moves into Bayview.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Guru Of SurbitonTwo students spend a week at the Good household, helping Tom and Barbara with the chores and observing their way of life. Guy and Ruth soon decide to establish a self-sufficiency commune, of which Tom will be patriarch. He is less keen, but they're insistent. At least at first...
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 12Series two of the irreverent sketch show continues, featuring a cast including Marcus Brigstocke, Mel Giedroyc, Anna Crilly and Justin Edwards. Tammy messes up her cousin's wedding, the Deer Club hold their annual conference, and Headless Bill turns his talents to the tennis court.
As Time Goes By
Clip Show, You Must Remember This, Part 1: Clips from past episodes.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 12 - Now That's MagicDigby and Hacker are forced by editor Max to take part in a local fun run but how will they win the race if they cannot reach the starting line?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Christmas Special - A Bun In The OvenIt is September 13th, 1943; almost 2 years since we last saw René, who is finally - at long, long last - rid of the English airmen. His troubles are far from over, however, as Yvette announces her pregnancy. Meanwhile at the chateau, Gruber and the Colonel are growing increasingly worried at the progress of the war.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Course Of True LoveHarriet suggests that Harvey should broach the topic of divorce.
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 1 - An Unconventional ConventionExcited about a new film, Outer Space Aliens from Outer Space, Lenny and Jamie persuade Dolly to host a sci-fi convention at the hotel. The arrival of sci-fi nerds in costume results in the staff completely missing the arrival of a real alien - a demanding Splurgian warrior who will stop at nothing to get hold of some precious power minerals.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 2 - Home BrewWhile searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.
Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 3 - One Arabian NightUnder pressure from Sir Dennis, Terry reluctantly agrees to play host to a visiting Arab prince who has asked to spend a night in the home of a typical English family.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 7 - The Frenchies Are ComingAs Barry seeks an alternative to golf, Billy creates a ready-made archery training course.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 8 - The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny StuffTruly, Clegg and Billy track down a man famous for his green fingers.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Lenzie SplicerDave is thrown into turmoil after an old school friend appears in the shop.
Undone
Series 2, Episode 2 - UnsurprisedVisiting the dull parallel city of Donlon, Edna encounters an old friend while for Tankerton love is the drug. Who is running the drugs and who is the Man Man?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Chance Of A LunchtimeRaquel attends an audition and, despite Del's help, she gets the part. But fortune has a knack of spoiling the best laid plans...
The Goon Show
The Secret Escritoire: Comedy, with Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe. First aired in 1955.
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wedding LotteryIt is wedding lottery time again on Jinsy and residents are making frantic last-minute preparations before being randomly assigned new partners for the next three cycles.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 3 - Stage FrightRaquel makes a return visit to cabaret singing when Del gets her a chance booking. But her singing partner has a limited repertoire and Del is soon to find out why!...
This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 2 - CupboardsIt's been ten days since the Great He last made contact, and Arbiter Maven is starting to worry.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 2 - Home BrewWhile searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The Class Of 62A school reunion has unexpected repercussions for the Trotter family, as events threaten to disrupt Del's glorious path to fatherhood.
The Grumpy Guide To...
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArtA grumpy guide to art. Telling you everything you need to know to look and sound profoundly clever and well informed in an art gallery.
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Wrath Of KhanThe fine eco-balance of the shop is thrown into chaos when Ramesh installs a slush machine.
Shameless
Series 8, Episode 17A new gang has rolled into Chatsworth with an unlikely mission - to save the souls of the community.
The Grumpy Guide To...
Series 1, Episode 4 - DesignA grumpy guide to design. Nowadays everything from your cork-screw to your coffee-pot via your handbag and pied-a-terre has to be "designer". It's the law.
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 4Rolf Harris acts as host with guests Andy Hamilton and Julia Hartley-Brewer.
Ali G Indahouse
Self-styled voice of the youth Ali G unwittingly becomes embroiled in a plot to overthrow the Prime Minister.
Old Harry's Game
Series 7, Episode 4Why has a baby ended up in Hell? Only God has the power to bring people back to life, but can he be persuaded?
Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 1, Episode 3Peter and his wife make clear their dislike of Tony Blair; plastic clip-on celebrities are presented to Dragon's Den; and the Isle of Mann is revealed as being more boring than eating tissues.
Shameless
Series 8, Special - 100th EpisodeDean Lennox Kelly returns for the landmark 100th episode of Shameless, as Mickey give Mimi an ultimatum: either the new boiler goes or he does; and suddenly Micky finds himself on The Jockey sofa.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 5 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My UncleUncle Albert has been mugged and Del is determined to bring the perpetrators to justice. But is Uncle Albert telling all he knows...?
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 3It's host Jack Dee versus Jedward this week. Also on the show, Charlie Higson, Katy Brand and singer Eliza Doolittle.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 1, Episode 5Tamsyn, fed up of doing all the smuggling and getting none of the credit, decides to quit. Then a new smuggler arrives in town.
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 3 - Girl On Girl SpecialIn this episode, regular team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton welcome special guests Samia Smith and The Only Way Is Essex star Sam Faiers.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 3 - MoroccoIn Marrakech for a photo shoot, Edina and Patsy look forward to a jaunt full of sex, drugs and shopping. When Saffron disappears into slavery temporarily, however, the two become lost in the desert.
Comedy Kings - Best Of Just For Laughs
Episode 2Michael McIntyre, Zach Galifianakis and Jim Jeffries perform stand-up comedy routines at Montreal's renowned Just For Laughs festival.
Harry & Paul
Series 2, Episode 5Jimmy Snazzbox MBE, a prolific television writer in the 1970s, waxes lyrical about his hit series Omni-busses; Alan Sugar meets the Dragons; and just where is Dave going?
Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 3It's host Jack Dee versus Jedward this week. Also on the show, Charlie Higson, Katy Brand and singer Eliza Doolittle.
Victoria Wood
Episode 4 - We'd Quite Like To ApologiseStuck at an airport with her flight delayed, Victoria befriends her fellow suffering holidaymakers.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 3 - MoroccoIn Marrakech for a photo shoot, Edina and Patsy look forward to a jaunt full of sex, drugs and shopping. When Saffron disappears into slavery temporarily, however, the two become lost in the desert.
Shameless
Series 8, Special - 100th EpisodeDean Lennox Kelly returns for the landmark 100th episode of Shameless, as Mickey give Mimi an ultimatum: either the new boiler goes or he does; and suddenly Micky finds himself on The Jockey sofa.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 3Micky Flanagan on cockney boys, Kai Humphries on adolescence, Tom Wrigglesworth on public transport and Neil Delamere on diving with sharks.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 2.12, Dave's Day: Dave tries to prove that he can be responsible by delievering an important tape to Sir Roysten.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 6Miss Single offers to slip into something less comfortable in a furniture shop; Technophobe toys with a car mechanic; and a camera gets broken in the artist's studio.