Schedule Thursday 15th September 2011

Bread

A double celebration for the Boswells when Aveline brings her baby home in style and Leonora offers Adrian a job as her chauffeur - even though it is Jack she is interested in. Lilo Lill returns to put another spanner in the Boswell works, just as Joey sets his dad up in business.

Ripping Yarns

Episode 2.3, Roger of the Raj: Youngster Roger Bartlesham experiences a sexual awakening in colonial India, but the emotional turmoil leads him to commit a deplorable act.

Just Good Friends

When it becomes clear that Gina is behind Penny's enforced move to the Paris office, Vince invites Penny for a visit to the Pinner's villa in Portugal. It could be a while before they see each other again and at least this way they can be alone ... or so they think!

Bread

To everyone's amazement Shifty has got a job as a bus driver, while Jack and Leonora's relationship is growing ever stronger. Lilo Lill confides in Freddie that she is suffering an incurable illness and hasn't got long to live!

Terry & June

A mishap with a new oil portrait of Sir Dennis leads to a staged break-in at Malcolm's house.

The Liver Birds

Moving into a far more comfortable flat in a nicer part of the city, Beryl and Sandra immediately come across nosy neighbour Mrs Knowsley, who's petitioning to have an apparently troublesome fellow tenant evicted.

Waiting For God

Episode 6, The Psychiatrist: Harvey tries to have Tom and Diana certified insane, so the couple plan a well-orchestrated display for the visiting psychiatrist.

The Good Life

After a proposal from his old boss, Tom decides to take on some freelance work in order to treat Barbara to the pampering she misses from their old life. Barbara is furious as she thinks Tom has given up the dream but when she finds out it is for her she is extremely grateful.

As Time Goes By

Episode 9.1, Time to Settle Down: Sandy's policeman boyfriend calls at the house with important news and Alistair suddenly realises he wants to settle down, but he can't decide what should come first - work or romance.

Hotel Trubble

The adventurer Dr Windy Banana Bones comes to relax and rest at Hotel Trubble.

'Allo 'Allo!

Following Madamme Edith's crowning as the Spirit of Nouvion, the General decides that she should marry Captain Bertorelli in order to cement relations between the two sides. A celebration at the chateaux offers Michelle the perfect chance to release the British airmen.

One Foot In The Grave

Margaret tries to help her husband cope with early retirement by getting him a book from the library entitled Coping with Old Age.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Truly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.

My Teenage Diary

Janet Street-Porter revisits her heady teen years at the heart of Swinging 60s Soho.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.

Waiting For God

Episode 6, The Psychiatrist: Harvey tries to have Tom and Diana certified insane, so the couple plan a well-orchestrated display for the visiting psychiatrist.

Me & My Monsters

Eddie and the monsters keep reading Angela's diary - obsessed with her day-to-day life. But when Angela finds out, she gets her revenge by writing entries she knows will freak the monsters out.

The Good Life

After a proposal from his old boss, Tom decides to take on some freelance work in order to treat Barbara to the pampering she misses from their old life. Barbara is furious as she thinks Tom has given up the dream but when she finds out it is for her she is extremely grateful.

Sorry, I've Got No Head

After unsuccessfully attending 17,000 auditions, it looks like Emily and Monty's luck is about to change. They attend an audition for a show that is literally 'made for them'.

As Time Goes By

Episode 9.1, Time to Settle Down: Sandy's policeman boyfriend calls at the house with important news and Alistair suddenly realises he wants to settle down, but he can't decide what should come first - work or romance.

Scoop

Digby and Hacker accidentally post a letter that is rude about Max, and must try to stop it from reaching his office.

'Allo 'Allo!

Following Madamme Edith's crowning as the Spirit of Nouvion, the General decides that she should marry Captain Bertorelli in order to cement relations between the two sides. A celebration at the chateaux offers Michelle the perfect chance to release the British airmen.

One Foot In The Grave

Margaret tries to help her husband cope with early retirement by getting him a book from the library entitled Coping with Old Age.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

Terry & June

A mishap with a new oil portrait of Sir Dennis leads to a staged break-in at Malcolm's house.

Gigglebiz

CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Truly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.

Only Fools And Horses

Del has gone all high-powered and trendy in an attempt to adopt a yuppy image. Rodney is unimpressed as his attention is focused on getting his computer diploma at night school.

Giant Ladies That Changed The World

The National Theatre of Brent tell the Suffragettes' story.

Only Fools And Horses

There is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow heads to the seaside and to the Brighton Dome for the final destination of the series. Here, he introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson, along with unique pub landlord Al Murray, the evening's headline act.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell turn news junkie once again as he puts his spin on the week's headlines, as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked stories. With guest stand-up Ray Peacock.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

Wall Of Fame

Before stepping out of the spotlight, the cheeky panel show delivers one final fix of funny, featuring appearances from Stacey Solomon and comedienne Jessica Hynes.

Only Fools And Horses

When offered the deal of the century by a new acquaintance, Del puts together a consortium to help purchase a suitcase full of gold chains. Predictably, the plan goes catastrophically wrong.

Grumpy Old Women

For women of a certain age, it seems, staying youthful and desirable is an increasingly hard task. And it doesn't help the spirits when your teenage daughter has a better sex life than you.

Men Behaving Badly

Deborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.

My Teenage Diary

Janet Street-Porter revisits her heady teen years at the heart of Swinging 60s Soho.

The Inbetweeners

It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show.

A League Of Their Own

In a special featuring never-before-seen footage, fill your boots with more banter-fuelled action courtesy of Corden and co.

The Jonathan Ross Show

Jonathan is joined by BAFTA nominated actor Benedict Cumberbatch, pop group The Saturdays, and charming chatty man Alan Carr. There will also be an exclusive UK performance from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Grumpy Old Women

Many moons ago, these women got a thrill out of rickety fairground rides. But now even an episode of Casualty is enough to bring on palpitations, as Sheila Hancock, Germaine Greer, Annette Crosbie, Linda Robson, Jenny Eclair and other uber-worriers reveal.

Mock The Week

With Lauren Laverne and Michael McIntyre.

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow heads to the seaside and to the Brighton Dome for the final destination of the series. Here, he introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson, along with unique pub landlord Al Murray, the evening's headline act.

The Catherine Tate Show

Paul meets Sam's parents who are still laughing about their fancy dress party, Bernie meets a new member of staff and Nan comes home from a funeral and discovers that Lena owed her money.

Bleak Expectations

The idyllic life of young Pip Bin is ruined by the scheming of his exceedingly evil guardian, Mr Gently Benevolent, and his incarceration in Britain's most violent school, St Bastards.

Only Fools And Horses

Del enters an old painting of Rodney's in to a competition and unexpectedly wins a holiday for three. Unfortunately for Rodney, his painting came first in the under 15 category... Del decides not to tell anyone and deal with it once they get out there.

The Armstrong & Miller Show

Divorced dad and his young son bond over a cup of tea, and the conversation turns to frank discussions about why Granny died - possibly something to do with an imperial gallon of Tia Maria. And there's more...

Chris Moyles Quiz Night

Chris is joined by TV presenter Jonathan Ross, dance expert Louie Spence and Strictly Come Dancing contestant Patsy Kensit.

The Catherine Tate Show

Janice & Ray discuss their gourmet's experience, Kate & Ellen are talking about the most offensive word in the office, Lauren questions her teacher's sexuality and Nan receives a visit from an old friend.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell turn news junkie once again as he puts his spin on the week's headlines, as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked stories. With guest stand-up Ray Peacock.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Episode 3.6, Decoy: Linda embarks on a mission to assess whether Jez is capable of having an affair after a sobbing Suze tells her she thinks he's going through a mid-life crisis, while Tom lands an audition for Crossroads.

Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour

Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.

The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer

Episode 2.3, Toddlers: The Stott brothers appear on This is Your Life, and dodgy councillors Cox and Evans brightening up the seafront at Aldington-on-Sea with celebrity litter bins.

Men Behaving Badly

Deborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.

Lee Nelson's Well Good Show

There's dating Lee Nelson-style as he invites a member of the audience to find love in Single 'n' Gagging for It.

Black Books

New arrival Manny is on a mission to impress as Bernard's assistant. But Bernard far from approves.

The Old Guys

A visit to the hospital gives Tom and Roy the perfect excuse to do battle for Sally's affections when she is called in for a knee operation.

After You've Gone

Jimmy and Diana want to give Molly and Alex a normal, traditional family Christmas - but this is not a normal, traditional family!

Meanwhile, the school play puts everyone under pressure.

Sports Mash - Taking The Mic

ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.

Show & Tell

The first show's guest comics are Roisin Conaty, Elis James and Chris Ramsey.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Mick Ferry on Newcastle, Charlie Baker on getting fat, Jason John Whitehead on racism and fame, and Jeff Innocent on Crocs and road rage.

Drop The Dead Donkey

Episode 2.10, The Evangelist: An American TV evangelist is wants GlobeLink to cover one of his rallies.

Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee

The very best of Olivia Lee's hidden camera sketch show, with Neurotic Flatmate and all the others up to their most devious tricks. Miss Single kicks off the show by going out on a test drive...

Coupling

Episode 4.5, The Naked Living Room: Oliver is pleased to learn that Jane is not put off by porn and dirty dishes covering his floor. Patrick admits to Oliver that he slept with her too, which unfortunately gets back to Sally. Meanwhile, Susan realises her stomach pains mean the baby is finally on its way.