Schedule Wednesday 14th September 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 6, Episode 1When Leonora arrives to take up residence in Billy's former home, Jack and Adrian are besotted but Billy is horrified as Julie neglected to tell him she was moving. Shifty returns full of apologies and gets a final chance from the family. To add to an eventful 24 hours, their pet dog Mongi has died and the family buries its ashes - then Aveline is rushed to hospital as she is about to give birth...
6:30am
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Ripping Yarns
Episode 2.2, Golden Gordon: Gordon Ottershaw, long-suffering fan of Barnstoneworth United, the world's worst football team, is shocked to learn that it is to be sold.
7:10am
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Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 3A further complication arises in the stormy romance between Vince and Penny, when she has a 'chance' encounter with Gina, Vince's wife! Penny is summoned to a meeting with her and Vince at their flat where an icy interrogation takes place.
7:40am
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Bread
Series 6, Episode 2A double celebration for the Boswells when Aveline brings her baby home in style and Leonora offers Adrian a job as her chauffeur - even though it is Jack she is interested in. Lilo Lill returns to put another spanner in the Boswell works, just as Joey sets his dad up in business.
7:55am
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Terry & June
Series 7, Episode 5 - Pardon My DustTerry receives news that a relative has passed away at the age of 96. It's quite a trip across country, but they can't not attend the funeral.
8:20am
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Ripping Yarns
Episode 2.3, Roger of the Raj: Youngster Roger Bartlesham experiences a sexual awakening in colonial India, but the emotional turmoil leads him to commit a deplorable act.
9am
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Waiting For God
Episode 5, Fraulein Mueller: Tom makes a shocking proposition to the ailing Diana, and Jane seeks advice on becoming a nun. Geoffrey poses as a Hell's Angel in a misguided effort to impress his estranged wife Marion.
9:40am
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Thing In The CellarAs the Goods are removed from the electricity grid, Tom builds a generator to turn the waste from their animals into electricity. However, when it's finally called into use, the generator packs up, and Tom grovels to Jerry for use of his freezer.
10:20am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 8.6, Going Online: Jean decides to go online, but Lionel is not so sure it is a good idea, and Judith's ex-boyfriend Alistair comes up against a big problem.
10:45am15 min
Giant Ladies That Changed The World
Episode 3The National Theatre of Brent tell the Suffragettes' story.
10:55am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 8 - High Trubble MusicalThe staff must put on a fabulous performance for Mr Trubble's birthday.
11am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 7 - Leg It To Spain!As René prepares to escape to Spain with the painting for the rest of the war, the Colonel arrives at the café and seizes the artwork. Meanwhile, Flick and Helga's relationship is up-and-down, and the Germans are determined to achieve a suitable group photo for the paper.
11:40am
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Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 3A further complication arises in the stormy romance between Vince and Penny, when she has a 'chance' encounter with Gina, Vince's wife! Penny is summoned to a meeting with her and Vince at their flat where an icy interrogation takes place.
12pm
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 10 - Cinderella HancockIt's the night of the National Film Ball, where all of the silver screen's finest will be in attendance. Tony's desperate to go but Bill relegates him to housework. Then comes a knock at the door. Can he make it there and back again before midnight?
12:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 9 - Sadly, Madly, BradleyClegg and Truly attempt to amuse Billy, who is burdened by his humourless brother-in-law.
12:30pm
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The Castle
Series 2, Episode 2 - Nice To Gavotte You, To Gavotte You NiceThe arrival of a new handyman, a mysterious Frenchwoman and a celebrity dance competition puts everyone in a whirl.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 10 - It All Began With A Volvo HeadlampA heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.
1:10pm
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Please Sir!
Movie spin-off from the popular TV sitcom, in which teacher Bernard Hedges takes troublesome class 5C to a holiday camp.
1:40pm
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Waiting For God
Episode 5, Fraulein Mueller: Tom makes a shocking proposition to the ailing Diana, and Jane seeks advice on becoming a nun. Geoffrey poses as a Hell's Angel in a misguided effort to impress his estranged wife Marion.
1:40pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 8 - SleepoverWhen Angela's new-found friends bail out of her first ever sleepover, the monsters are only too keen to step in for some girly fun. But her fickle friends decide to turn up after all, and Angela finds herself trying to keep the two sleepovers separate.
2:15pm45 min
The Kneebone Cadillac
Wry Cornish comedy by Carl Grose about hard lives, weird vehicles and Country and Western music.
2:20pm
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Thing In The CellarAs the Goods are removed from the electricity grid, Tom builds a generator to turn the waste from their animals into electricity. However, when it's finally called into use, the generator packs up, and Tom grovels to Jerry for use of his freezer.
2:35pm
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 8The dreaded dinner lady serves up another weighty helping in the canteen; the blueberry cook tries a spot of decorating; there is another tantalising spread on offer at the party buffet.
3pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 8.6, Going Online: Jean decides to go online, but Lionel is not so sure it is a good idea, and Judith's ex-boyfriend Alistair comes up against a big problem.
3:35pm
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Scoop
Series 3, Episode 7 - Always The BridesmaidDigby and Hacker help a blushing bride make her wedding cake.
3:40pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 7 - Leg It To Spain!As René prepares to escape to Spain with the painting for the rest of the war, the Colonel arrives at the café and seizes the artwork. Meanwhile, Flick and Helga's relationship is up-and-down, and the Germans are determined to achieve a suitable group photo for the paper.
4:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
5pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
5:10pm
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Terry & June
Series 7, Episode 5 - Pardon My DustTerry receives news that a relative has passed away at the age of 96. It's quite a trip across country, but they can't not attend the funeral.
5:15pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 9 - Sadly, Madly, BradleyClegg and Truly attempt to amuse Billy, who is burdened by his humourless brother-in-law.
5:45pm
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Scoop
Series 3, Episode 3 - Going For GoldDigby and Hacker want to save the local Scout Hut from demolition - but Selina Sharp has her own ideas for a front-page scoop!
6:15pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 1A prank-loving Emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine With Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.
6:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 10 - It All Began With A Volvo HeadlampA heartbroken Kevin asks for help in finding a lonely spot to be alone.
6:30pm
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The Castle
Series 2, Episode 3 - Is This A Turnip That I See Before Me?A troupe of travelling players, a case of mistaken cushions, a spittoon of mead and a high-speed turnip cause collusion and confusion in equal measure.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - DatesDel attempts to meet his dream woman at a dating agency after seeing Trigger have some success. Meanwhile, Uncle Albert is dropping heavy hints about his impending birthday...
7pm
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Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 10 - Cinderella HancockIt's the night of the National Film Ball, where all of the silver screen's finest will be in attendance. Tony's desperate to go but Bill relegates him to housework. Then comes a knock at the door. Can he make it there and back again before midnight?
7:45pm
(repeat)
Giant Ladies That Changed The World
Episode 3The National Theatre of Brent tell the Suffragettes' story.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
9pm
Who Do You Think You Are?
Alan Carr explores his family's connection to football and his grandfather's tantalisingly brief brush with fame. Alan then turns super sleuth as he sets out to investigate a mysterious name change on his mother's side of the family. In an extraordinary story of twists and turns he finally discovers the shocking truth, and exposes a previously hidden chapter of social history.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
9pm
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Benidorm
Series 4, Episode 6Les/Lesley discovers some of Donald's clothes on the nudist beach - and it seems that Donald has left Jacqueline a note.
9pm60 min
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 4Lisa's looking for trouble when she asks Dan to pick his favourite part of her body. Plus, when Bianca throws a hot tub party, tensions bubble as much as the water.
9:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
9:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 1 - Yuppy LoveDel has gone all high-powered and trendy in an attempt to adopt a yuppy image. Rodney is unimpressed as his attention is focused on getting his computer diploma at night school.
10pm
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Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
10pm
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Grumpy Old Women
Series 2, Episode 1 - Hard WorkBusiness meetings and people thinking "outside the box" are fair game for women of a certain age.
10pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 6Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Martin Clunes and guest panelists Chris Addison and Julia Hartley-Brewer.
10pm
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The Castle
Series 2, Episode 2 - Nice To Gavotte You, To Gavotte You NiceThe arrival of a new handyman, a mysterious Frenchwoman and a celebrity dance competition puts everyone in a whirl.
10:20pm
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10:30pm
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Nebulous
Series 1, Episode 4 - Holofile 333: Madness Is A Strange ColourRoland Rowlands suffers a nervous breakdown in his newly redecorated office.
10:40pm
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Grumpy Old Women
Series 2, Episode 2 - Call Me Old FashionedPlummeting standards and the way we speak are among the targets for, among others, Muriel Gray, Stephanie Beacham, Jenny Eclair and Arabella Weir.
10:45pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 6 - Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot, Tommy TiernanWith Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot and Tommy Tiernan.
11pm
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Argumental
Series 2, Highlights Special - Highlights Special 2Special edition showing highlights from the second series of outrageous comedy debates. Guests keeping chair John Sergeant on his toes include Dara O'Briain and Phill Jupitus.
11pm15 min
What To Do If You're Not Like Everybody Else
Series 2, Episode 2 - Leisure PursuitsAndrew Lawrence explores the strange things we do for fun.
11pm
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Acropolis Now
Series 2, Episode 4 - SonsAs food runs out, a man called Testicles arrives at the Athens restaurant claiming to be the Oracle's long-lost son.
11:05pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
11:05pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
11:05pm
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Shameless
Series 8, Episode 16Frank isn't much use in the parent department, staggering to the Jockey and leaving Carl to nurse pox-ridden Stella.
11:15pm15 min
Mordrin McDonald: 21st-Century Wizard
Series 2, Episode 6 - Merlin's VisitMordrin has to prepare for the visit of Merlin to Blairochil, and eyeing an opportunity for a promotion, pulls out all the stops.
11:30pm
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Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 1, Episode 3Sketch show packed with characters from a non-stop chattering public school girl to an 80-year-old diva.
11:35pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
12:10am
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 3.4, Trauma: Linda is rushed to casualty with a saucepan on her head and a broken wrist after falling off a bus, and, to make matters worse, the consolation of a good-looking nurse proves short-lived when Tom takes him home for a romantic dinner.
12:15am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
12:25am
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Phill Jupitus: Quadrophobia
Stand-up show featuring Phill Jupitus. His set encompasses the London Zoo, electrical superstores and his morbid fear of spiders.
12:50am
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Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.6, Dinner at Tiffany's: A school dinner lady falls in love with her gambling headmistress, but a combination of jealousy and impending staff cutbacks prompts her to commit a terrible crime of passion.
12:55am
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1:30am
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The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 2.2, Haircuts: Vic and Bob take a ride on a magic carpet, 1970s rockers Slade go camping, and easy-listening duo Mulligan and O'Hare feature on a special edition of The South Bank Show.
1:30am
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Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 3 - Political CorrectnessStewart Lee asks whether political correctness really has gone mad.
1:35am
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Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 3 - Praying MantisDavid is beginning to enjoy the atmosphere of the Mediterranean, the wine, the sea and most of all - Linda!
2am
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 3.4, Trauma: Linda is rushed to casualty with a saucepan on her head and a broken wrist after falling off a bus, and, to make matters worse, the consolation of a good-looking nurse proves short-lived when Tom takes him home for a romantic dinner.
2:25am
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Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
2:30am
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Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.6, Dinner at Tiffany's: A school dinner lady falls in love with her gambling headmistress, but a combination of jealousy and impending staff cutbacks prompts her to commit a terrible crime of passion.
2:45am
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Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 2.9, Damien Down and Out: Damien decides to make a report about homelessness by living on the street for a week.
3:05am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 1Mark Watson on phrases, meanings and travel. Plus Andrew Lawrence on getting fat and noisy neighbours; Andi Osho on the worst places in Britain and Alun Cochrane on relationships.
3:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 9At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Jarred Christmas on aggressive Londoners, Steve Williams on graffiti, Andi Osho on Nigerian parenting and Mike Wilmot on alcoholism and London.
3:40am
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Coupling
Episode 4.4, Circus of the Epidurals: Susan attends antenatal classes, but has a hard time convincing someone to go with her, Steve is haunted by his past and Sally seeks solace in a string quartet. Meanwhile, Jane and Oliver are determined to outdo each other.
3:55am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 7Miss Single gets engaged; a guitar is smashed up in Sharon's studio; Lady Gatecrasher starts the bidding at Europe's largest beer festival; the Technophobe has a roadside breakdown; and Miss Single gets a Ship Mate.