Schedule Tuesday 13th September 2011
Bread
Series 5, Episode 13It's Ma Boswell's birthday and she waits by the phone for Derek to ring and make her day. A surprise visit from Roxy causes Joey problems but he is surprised by his mother's reaction when he finally admits the relationship to her.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 2.1, Whinfrey's Last Case: A dashing British hero suffers a conflict of loyalties on learning of the German plan to start the First World War a year early - on the same day as his annual Cornish fishing holiday. He elects not to either sacrifice his much-needed break but soon runs into an even more dastardly plot.
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 2After Paris, Penny and Vince are back in London pursuing separate careers. Vince is not prepared to leave it at that, despite the fact that Penny has found out about his wife. He goes on a major charm offensive to try to win her back ...
Bread
Series 6, Episode 1When Leonora arrives to take up residence in Billy's former home, Jack and Adrian are besotted but Billy is horrified as Julie neglected to tell him she was moving. Shifty returns full of apologies and gets a final chance from the family. To add to an eventful 24 hours, their pet dog Mongi has died and the family buries its ashes - then Aveline is rushed to hospital as she is about to give birth...
Ripping Yarns
Episode 2.2, Golden Gordon: Gordon Ottershaw, long-suffering fan of Barnstoneworth United, the world's worst football team, is shocked to learn that it is to be sold.
Waiting For God
Episode 4, The Christening: The managers of Bayview Retirement Village threaten to expel Diana, prompting Tom to come up with a blackmail plot.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 4 - Pig's LibThere are two new additions to the Good family: Pinky and Perky the pigs. Margo does not share Tom and Barbara's enthusiasm and the pigs are sent away. Having made Margo feel guilty, Tom is allowed to retrieve them from certain death...
The Personality Test
Series 1, Episode 4 - Jennie BondRoyal journalist and television presenter Jennie Bond hosts the final episode in the series. Sue Perkins, Robin Ince, Will Smith and Natalie Haynes try to guess what Jennie does and doesn't like.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.5, Future Imperfect: Lionel is concerned that he has no pension plans, so the ever-resourceful Alistair comes up with an ingenious idea - to sell the country house.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Spirit Of NouvionWith the resistance running low on funds, Michelle orders René to tunnel into Herr Flick's headquarters and steal the Fallen Madonna from his safe. Meanwhile, the newspaper is looking to crown a local woman the 'Spirit of Nouvion'.
Giant Ladies That Changed The World
Episode 2The National Theatre of Brent tell the Suffragettes' story.
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Amazing ArmandoA famous magician visits the hotel, and Lenny makes his glamorous assistant vanish.
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 2After Paris, Penny and Vince are back in London pursuing separate careers. Vince is not prepared to leave it at that, despite the fact that Penny has found out about his wife. He goes on a major charm offensive to try to win her back ...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 7 - A Chaise Lounge Too FarGlenda's unwanted anniversary oresent Droves handv when Howard finds himself locked in.
The Goon Show
The Man Who Won The War (Seagoon MCC): Comedy, with Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe. First aired in 1955.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 2 - Mr Majhu Goes To LenzieRamesh inadvertently enters the murky world of Lenzie politics.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 8 - Exercising Father's BicycleKeen to emulate his late father, Tom is affected by stories of Compo's cycling expertise/
Waiting For God
Episode 4, The Christening: The managers of Bayview Retirement Village threaten to expel Diana, prompting Tom to come up with a blackmail plot.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 4 - Pig's LibThere are two new additions to the Good family: Pinky and Perky the pigs. Margo does not share Tom and Barbara's enthusiasm and the pigs are sent away. Having made Margo feel guilty, Tom is allowed to retrieve them from certain death...
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.5, Future Imperfect: Lionel is concerned that he has no pension plans, so the ever-resourceful Alistair comes up with an ingenious idea - to sell the country house.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 7Art exhibitions, cross country runs, world record attempts and a trip to the Museum Of The Imagination are among the many attractions in this week's compilation of comedy sketches.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 7Art exhibitions, cross country runs, world record attempts and a trip to the Museum Of The Imagination are among the many attractions in this week's compilation of comedy sketches.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Spirit Of NouvionWith the resistance running low on funds, Michelle orders René to tunnel into Herr Flick's headquarters and steal the Fallen Madonna from his safe. Meanwhile, the newspaper is looking to crown a local woman the 'Spirit of Nouvion'.
Carry On Dick
Sid James and Barbara Windsor go out in style in their last Carry On film, based on the legend of Dick Turpin.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 7 - Always The BridesmaidDigby and Hacker help a blushing bride make her wedding cake.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 5 - Arkwright's Mobile StoreArkwright proves his ambition by expanding the business... he buys an old ice-cream van.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 4 - Sweet SorrowThe pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection three episodes from Britain's longest running sitcom, including the 2004 Christmas Special.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Wrath Of KhanThe fine eco-balance of the shop is thrown into chaos when Ramesh installs a slush machine.
The Goon Show
The Man Who Won The War (Seagoon MCC): Comedy, with Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe. First aired in 1955.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - The Frog's LegacyAt Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?
Giant Ladies That Changed The World
Episode 2The National Theatre of Brent tell the Suffragettes' story.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 5 - Arkwright's Mobile StoreArkwright proves his ambition by expanding the business... he buys an old ice-cream van.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 4 - SwanseaMichael McIntyre takes his Comedy Roadshow over the Severn Bridge to Swansea's Grand Theatre this week. The comic is joined in the Valleys by headliner Sean Lock along with Steve Williams, Ava Vidal and Alun Cochrane.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 4 - Sweet SorrowThe pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - DatesDel attempts to meet his dream woman at a dating agency after seeing Trigger have some success. Meanwhile, Uncle Albert is dropping heavy hints about his impending birthday...
Grumpy Old Women
Series 1, Episode 3 - Boiling PointSheila Hancock, Arabella Weir, Janet Street-Porter, Bonnie Greer, Jenny Eclair, Nina Myskow, Ann Widdecombe and Germaine Greer blast babies, toddlers, young mothers, pets, cyclists and litter louts.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 7Guest presenter Tim Westwood is joined by panellists JLS, Holly Walsh, Russell Watson and Wiley.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 10Ed Byrne joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle whilst Gina Yashere joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 3, Episode 2 - Mr Majhu Goes To LenzieRamesh inadvertently enters the murky world of Lenzie politics.
Shameless
Series 8, Episode 16Frank isn't much use in the parent department, staggering to the Jockey and leaving Carl to nurse pox-ridden Stella.
Grumpy Old Women
Series 1, Episode 4 - Stuck In The MiddleApparently they enjoy too much leisure time. Children? No, it's the elderly who irritate grouchy Sheila Hancock, Germaine Greer, Nina Myskow and others.
Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 3Jack Dee acts as host with guest panellists Clare Balding and Fred MacAulay.
Old Harry's Game
Series 7, Episode 3The presence of a baby in Hell is turning them all soft. As Scumspawn becomes the first demon to wear a papoose, Satan tries to locate Satan Junior's real family. Meanwhile, Thomas and Edith are held prisoner by Joan of Arc, who is not in the first flush of youth.
Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 1, Episode 2An art discussion turns into Newsnight Review; we learn of poo loos in the office; rats are brought to Chingley Hall for the first time; and Carole has to make a presentation - but just ends up with clay tits.
Shameless
Series 8, Episode 17A new gang has rolled into Chatsworth with an unlikely mission - to save the souls of the community.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 6 - Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot, Tommy TiernanWith Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot and Tommy Tiernan.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 2The presenter is Catherine Tate, with guests Howard Marks, Badly Drawn Boy, Katy Wix and Tulisa Contostavlos.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 4 - SwanseaMichael McIntyre takes his Comedy Roadshow over the Severn Bridge to Swansea's Grand Theatre this week. The comic is joined in the Valleys by headliner Sean Lock along with Steve Williams, Ava Vidal and Alun Cochrane.
Elephants To Catch Eels
Series 1, Episode 4The new editor of 'The Times of London' undertakes to boost circulation by turning the respected newspaper into a gossipy rag.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.5, Glad to be Gay?: Tom and Linda go out clubbing and get very drunk, leading to one of them spending the night with a security guard and the other with a woman. Meanwhile, Beryl goes back to soliciting.
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 2 - Back 2 School SpecialMadcap host Keith Lemon presents a back-to-school edition of the panel show. This week team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by special guests Example, Alex Reid, Loose Women's Denise Welch and Neighbours legend Alan Fletcher.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.5, Elvis, Jesus and Zack: Faced with the axing of her department, a TV obituary producer manufactures a media sensation by fabricating the death of a fading rock star, giving his career a much-needed boost.
Ed Byrne: Different Class
Stand-up comedy from Irish funnyman Ed Byrne.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 10Ed Byrne joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle whilst Gina Yashere joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 2.1, Cheese: Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer explore the link between voodoo and cottage cheese and there is a unique edition of Stars in Their Eyes.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 2The presenter is Catherine Tate, with guests Howard Marks, Badly Drawn Boy, Katy Wix and Tulisa Contostavlos.
The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 4 - BuildersTom and Roy find themselves with a new lodger, Sally, when a burst pipe forces her to get the builders in. The rivalry between Tom and Roy escalates.
Creature Comforts
Episode 2.5, Animals in the 'Hood: The animated animals open the doors to their homes. A sewer-dwelling crocodile explains the attraction of Stockton Heath, a mole describes how an unexpected leak can dampen the spirits, and a baby spider talks about its long climb to bed.
Shameless
Series 8, Episode 17A new gang has rolled into Chatsworth with an unlikely mission - to save the souls of the community.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.5, Elvis, Jesus and Zack: Faced with the axing of her department, a TV obituary producer manufactures a media sensation by fabricating the death of a fading rock star, giving his career a much-needed boost.
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 2.8, Don't Mention the Arabs: Henry wants his documentary about human rights in the Middle East to go out as soon as possible, but for some reason Gus wants it to go out after Christmas.
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 20Justin Moorhouse on coffee shops, Carl Donnelly on one night stands, Chris McCausland on embarrassing situations, and Craig Campbell on Norway.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 6Miss Single offers to slip into something less comfortable in a furniture shop; Technophobe toys with a car mechanic; and a camera gets broken in the artist's studio.