Schedule Monday 12th September 2011
Bread
Series 5, Episode 12Aveline is finally pregnant but the timing is not to her liking now she has made the "glossies". Meanwhile, Grandad has been robbed, but his possessions are replaced when all the family rally round.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 6, The Curse of the Claw: An adventurer sets out to return sacred relic the Claw of the Holy Vulture to Burma to stop it putting a curse on his family.
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 1Vince and Penny meet up after two years apart. The romantic setting is the Eiffel Tower in Paris, but can they rekindle their roller-coaster relationship one more time? Both their professional lives have changed but Vince still has his devious ways of getting in to Penny's bedroom. However, there is one piece of news he neglects to tell her ...
Bread
Series 5, Episode 13It's Ma Boswell's birthday and she waits by the phone for Derek to ring and make her day. A surprise visit from Roxy causes Joey problems but he is surprised by his mother's reaction when he finally admits the relationship to her.
Terry & June
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Raft RaceTerry takes June with him on a business trip to Ross-on-Wye, where he finds himself involved in a raft race.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 2.1, Whinfrey's Last Case: A dashing British hero suffers a conflict of loyalties on learning of the German plan to start the First World War a year early - on the same day as his annual Cornish fishing holiday. He elects not to either sacrifice his much-needed break but soon runs into an even more dastardly plot.
Waiting For God
Episode 3, Cheering up Tom: The management enlists Diana's help to try to cheer up Tom.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 2 - Frank SkinnerMarcus Brigstocke asks Frank Skinner to try a spray tan, watch Inspector Morse, eat Jugged Hare and change a car tyre.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
The Party Line
Series 3, Episode 5Duncan finds himself entering an American-style debate with his Tory rival, but he is more concerned about a death threat.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.4, Surprising News: Jean falls out with Lionel, but the tense atmosphere between them does not prevent a visit from her sister-in-law Penny and husband Stephen.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Gestapo Ruins A PicnicAfter discovering a call-to-arms poster from the resistance in the town square, the General instructs Von Klinkerhoffen to reopen Nouvion's newspaper as a propaganda tool - with René installed as puppet editor under Gruber's command.
Giant Ladies That Changed The World
Episode 1The National Theatre of Brent tell the Suffragettes' story.
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 6 - Demolition DayTwo excitable demolition thugs inform Jamie that the hotel is to be knocked down.
Just Good Friends
Series 3, Episode 1Vince and Penny meet up after two years apart. The romantic setting is the Eiffel Tower in Paris, but can they rekindle their roller-coaster relationship one more time? Both their professional lives have changed but Vince still has his devious ways of getting in to Penny's bedroom. However, there is one piece of news he neglects to tell her ...
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 2 - Knock Down GingerSandy goofs when lodger Dolores feels guilty over the rent and decides to be a housekeeper in Edinburgh.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 5 - Beware Of The Hot DogWesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.
Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons returns with another helping of silly Just A Minute games.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 6 - In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus PositionWesley hopes his hand-crafted trolley and a hill will restore the dispirited Smiler's joie de vivre.
Waiting For God
Episode 3, Cheering up Tom: The management enlists Diana's help to try to cheer up Tom.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Haggis Strikes BackWhen Eddie teaches Haggis to be more assertive, things soon gets out of hand as the furry giant starts to throw his weight. Meanwhile Fiend is reduced to a gibbering wreck, now that Haggis has taken his role as the bossy monster.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 6Rex Dynamo celebrates his latest computer game trophy and viewers meet the "Hot or Not" girls for the first time.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.4, Surprising News: Jean falls out with Lionel, but the tense atmosphere between them does not prevent a visit from her sister-in-law Penny and husband Stephen.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Gestapo Ruins A PicnicAfter discovering a call-to-arms poster from the resistance in the town square, the General instructs Von Klinkerhoffen to reopen Nouvion's newspaper as a propaganda tool - with René installed as puppet editor under Gruber's command.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 1, Episode 1Frankie Boyle and Duncan Bannatyne join David Mitchell whilst Natalie Cassidy and Dom Joly are Lee Mack's guests.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 6 - Come In Digby Your Time's UpDigby and Hacker interview the owner of a shop selling highly breakable antiques.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 1A prank-loving Emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine With Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
Terry & June
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Raft RaceTerry takes June with him on a business trip to Ross-on-Wye, where he finds himself involved in a raft race.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 2 - HolidaysThis week there are poems about packing too much and learning to ski at fifty plus. There are also sketches about booking a holiday online and getting shingles up the Orinoco. Helping Pay Ayres pack are Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 5 - Beware Of The Hot DogWesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.
Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 6The long-running panel game, hosted by Nicholas Parsons. With Sheila Hancock, Graham Norton, Paul Merton and Tony Hawks.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 6 - In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus PositionWesley hopes his hand-crafted trolley and a hill will restore the dispirited Smiler's joie de vivre.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - The Frog's LegacyAt Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?
Would I Lie To You?
Series 1, Episode 1Frankie Boyle and Duncan Bannatyne join David Mitchell whilst Natalie Cassidy and Dom Joly are Lee Mack's guests.
Giant Ladies That Changed The World
Episode 1The National Theatre of Brent tell the Suffragettes' story.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 5It's back to Totleigh Towers and the company of fierce Spode for Bertie, as he finds himself ordered by new fiancée Lady Florence Craye to retrieve and destroy the memoirs presently being penned by Sir Watkyn, lest they cause wide-scale embarrassment. If that weren't enough to contend with, there's the small matter of a dog under arrest, and an infatuated Gussie Fink-Nottle.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Special - Have I Got Election News For YouThe 2010 General Election is finally over - which gives HIGNFY a chance to mock Brown, Cameron and Clegg without having to worry about being impartial. With host Jo Brand and guest panellists Jon Richardson and ex-MP Lembit Opik.
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 1 - Preserve The RomanceCurmudgeonly GP Martin Ellingham's plans to resume his career as a consultant in London are put on hold with the birth of the baby he fathered with his now estranged partner, Louisa Glasson.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
Grumpy Old Women
Series 2, Episode 2 - Call Me Old FashionedPlummeting standards and the way we speak are among the targets for, among others, Muriel Gray, Stephanie Beacham, Jenny Eclair and Arabella Weir.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - The Frog's LegacyAt Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?
Shooting Stars
Series 8, Episode 6Jack is joined by glamorous actress Tamzin Outhwaite and Stone Roses' bassist Mani. Ulrika is joined by stand-up comic Micky Flanagan and comedy actor turned author Charlie Higson. Vic shows off his cool new piercings, Bob shows off his pet buzzard and Angelos performs a very special rap.
Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons returns with another helping of silly Just A Minute games.
A League Of Their Own
Series 2, Special - UnseenThe popular sports panel show runs into extra time. Fill your boots with puns and pratfalls aplenty, courtesy of host with the most Corden, Redknapp, Flintoff and co.
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
Absolute Power
Series 3, Episode 2 - Big BrotherCharles enters the world of showbiz when he finds himself representing the latest 'star' from Big Brother.
The Big Tease
Craig Ferguson stars as a flamboyant Scottish hairdresser who receives an invitation to the World Freestyle Hairstyling Championships.
Grumpy Old Women
Series 2, Episode 3 - Am I Bothered?For women of a certain age, it seems, staying youthful and desirable is an increasingly hard task. And it doesn't help the spirits when your teenage daughter has a better sex life than you.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 10Hosted by guest presenter Josh Groban, with panellists Charlie Baker, Tinchy Stryder, KT Tunstall and Michael Ball.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 2 - Frank SkinnerMarcus Brigstocke asks Frank Skinner to try a spray tan, watch Inspector Morse, eat Jugged Hare and change a car tyre.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 7Kieran's girlfriend has a big question to ask him, and Gavin isn't his usual self after getting, ahem, trollied the night before. Plus, Julie receives some rather good news.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 3, Episode 2Skethes include a gangland villain made out of wood, new versions of classic films such as "Posh Jaws" and "Rude Gandhi", and Ted and Peter talk about snooker playing days in "Screw Back in Anger".
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 2.4, Dirty Thirty: Linda plans a surprise party for Tom's 30th birthday, but the guest list leaves a lot to be desired - and that's before Bucks Fizz get involved.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
Rudy's Rare Records
Series 2, Episode 1 - Ill CommunicationRudy falls ill, giving Adam the chance to run the shop on his own and the chance to alphabetise the records.
Coma Girl
Comedy Showcase sitcom pilot following a group of female friends united by a shared history but divided by almost everything else.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 2 - FatPenny Casper-Morse, a stick thin model from Eddy's 1960s past, is coming to visit. Edina's already worried about her weight, having failed to exercise for about 30 years, and now the issue's pressing!
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.4, Confessions of a Murderer: A fresh-faced police inspector is driven to distraction by the ludicrous confessions of cat-loving eccentric Harriet Snellgrove, who demands the boys in blue respond to her claims that she murdered a missing bank manager.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Special - Have I Got Election News For YouThe 2010 General Election is finally over - which gives HIGNFY a chance to mock Brown, Cameron and Clegg without having to worry about being impartial. With host Jo Brand and guest panellists Jon Richardson and ex-MP Lembit Opik.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 6, Fog: Featuring Slade in Residence, Le Corbusier et Papin, and Chariots of Fire - with asparagus.
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 2 - TelevisionStewart casts his eye over the state of British television today, and tries to find out whose fault it is.
The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tom Moves OutThe day has come for Tom to move out. Roy contemplates life on his own again and Sally decides to focus all of her energies into portrait painting.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.4, Confessions of a Murderer: A fresh-faced police inspector is driven to distraction by the ludicrous confessions of cat-loving eccentric Harriet Snellgrove, who demands the boys in blue respond to her claims that she murdered a missing bank manager.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 2.7, Hoax: Damien almost falls for a fake news story, and everyone has to be nice to Sally after the death of her grandmother.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 19Mick Ferry on Newcastle, Charlie Baker on getting fat, Jason John Whitehead on racism and fame, and Jeff Innocent on Crocs and road rage.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 5Miss Single visits a high-end tailor; artist and fashion designer Sharon Crisp casts a model for her Spring/Summer range; the OCD lady is out on a blind date; and Lady Gatecrasher heads out to an open-mic poetry night...