Schedule Saturday 10th September 2011
Bread
Series 5, Episode 10Jack is smitten with Rachael, Adrian is meeting Magdalena at the airport, Billy is trying to impress Julie with his new look and Joey is away with Roxy. Mrs Boswell is happy for her sons but has a word of warning for them all ... meanwhile Aveline has become empowered and Lilo Lill has taken over the allotment!
Ripping Yarns
Episode 4, Murder at Moorstones Manor: A Chiddingfold family gathering at its spooky ancestral home leads to a series of deaths as one by one the eccentric residents are murdered and the house descends into inevitable chaos.
Bread
Series 5, Episode 11Adrian announces that he is having a second book of poems published but his news is trumped by Aveline's announcement that she is in the "glossies". Their good news is overshadowed when Billy has to be rushed to hospital with a deep cut to his finger.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 5, Across the Andes by Frog: The epic tale of Walter Snetterton, an explorer who tries to prove his belief that frogs can scale mountains by setting out on a great adventure in the Andes mountain range.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 18th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 12.00.
Hounded
Episode 3 - Eggy BreathEveryone on Earth has suddenly developed really bad breath and the evil Dr Muhahahaha is, of course, to blame.
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
A selection of episodes from the first series of Victoria Wood's sketch show.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
Fighting Talk
Series 9, Episode 6Eleanor Oldroyd, Josh Widdicombe, Kenny Logan and Gary O'Reilly all join Colin Murray to battle it out to win points for punditry.
The News Quiz
Series 75, Episode 1Sandi Toksvig is joined by panellists Andy Hamilton, Dominic Lawson, Jeremy Hardy and Fred MacAulay for a satirical look at the week's news, with Rory Morrison reading cuttings sent in by listeners.
Only Fools And Horses
G.O.L.D. devotes today to Britain's most popular sitcom. Features episodes from the second, third and fifth series, as well as the 1985 Christmas Special, "To Hull and Back" (22.00).
Johnny English
He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows... nothing! A film about bumbling secret agent Johnny English.
Genius With Dave Gorman
Series 1, Episode 1 - Catherine TateThis edition sees comedienne and Doctor Who assistant Catherine Tate deciding which ideas are 'Genius' and which are not.
Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 7 - PartyliciousSadie's thinks she is too old to have a birthday organised by her dad, so she tries to help Kit and Dede organise her own surprise party.
Carry On Dick
Sid James and Barbara Windsor go out in style in their last Carry On film, based on the legend of Dick Turpin.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 13 - One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's NestNick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.
Epic Win
Episode 4Comedians Micky Flanagan and Kevin Bridges, plus The One Show's Alex Jones watch as more ordinary individuals put extraordinary abilities to the test.
Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Seer Of The SandsCould a 'ghost hunter' dedicated to exposing fraud and exploitation be trying to explain his own death from beyond the grave?
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 3 - Is There Honey Still For Tea?There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome, and Mainwaring struggles to break the news. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.
The Bubble
Episode 2 - Jon Richardson, Germaine Greer, Ed ByrneAfter spending four days isolated from the media, Germaine Greer, Ed Byrne and Jon Richardson must determine which news stories are real and which are fakes.
Red Dwarf
Series IV, Episode 6 - MeltdownKryten discovers a matter transporter and transports the crew to 'Waxworld' - a theme park full of waxdroids.
Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Chequered BoxA tabloid photographer produces some damning evidence against a highly respected police officer. Is he really a ruthless killer or can Jonathan clear his name?
Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 4Anne Robinson acts as host. With John O'Farrell on Ian's side and John Simpson on Paul's.
Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened
Episode 1 - Fawlty Towers: Re-OpenedJohn Cleese hosts a special tribute to what is arguably the finest sitcom ever made.
QI
Making Of Special, Documentary - QI GenesisA special documentary looking at what happens behind the scenes of the world's most interesting panel game.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Carr, The SaturdaysJonathan is joined by BAFTA nominated actor Benedict Cumberbatch, pop group The Saturdays, and charming chatty man Alan Carr. There will also be an exclusive UK performance from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Live At The Apollo
Stand-up comedy performances from London's Hammersmith Apollo, by the biggest acts on the circuit.
The Story Of Variety With Michael Grade
Episode 2 - Onto The BoxWhat happened to the variety stars once the theatres closed and the cameras beckoned? Michael Grade tells the ups and downs of the variety stars on television.
Rhod Gilbert And The Cat That Looked Like Nicholas Lyndhurst
Rhod's unique brand of observational comedy focusses on life's minor exasperations, to hilarious effect. Stung by accusations that he overreacts, Rhod tries to discover the truth. Is he - as he believes - a visionary in a sea of closed minds, or has he just got anger-management problems?
QI
As part of BBC Two's QI night, Stephen Fry selects his three favourite episodes of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game: Episode 2.2, "Blue" (22.45); Episode 6.12, "Food" (23.15); Episode 7.17 "QI VG: Compilation Show 1" (23.45).
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 2 - Back 2 School SpecialMadcap host Keith Lemon presents a back-to-school edition of the panel show. This week team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by special guests Example, Alex Reid, Loose Women's Denise Welch and Neighbours legend Alan Fletcher.
Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened
Episode 2 - Fawlty Towers Exclusive: Basil's Best BitsA special tribute to the peerless sitcom. John Cleese discusses his experience of playing Basil Fawlty and picks out his favourite moments from the show.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom starring Kathy Burke and James Dreyfus. Repeated again as of 02.00.
Love Soup
Series 1, Episode 2 - Death And NursesAlice receives a disturbing text message from her Godson, and Milly has problems with her boyfriend after reading a magazine article. Gil toys with his Love Soup idea in which Britain is run by tabloid newspapers, and gets in a tricky situation at a dinner party at Irene's.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 5Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including the Top 50 "Freaks of All Time", famous sayings and a fire fighting monkey.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 3Take a trip to the 'Old Bailee' as Lee dons a judge's wig and invites a member of the audience to join the jury and solve some rather unusual cases.
Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened
Episode 1 - Fawlty Towers: Re-OpenedJohn Cleese hosts a special tribute to what is arguably the finest sitcom ever made.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 6Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including body parts, prostate exams, and the phrase "a stitch in time saves nine".
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 18Paul Tonkinson on Boris Johnson, Chris McCausland on online shopping, Lucy Porter on therapy and Miles Jupp on Stephen Hawking.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 8 - Filthy BrunchingDonna brunches with her tutor Philip. Gaz, driven mad with jealousy, interrupts their meal. Meanwhile Louise makes a bad start at her new job by tinkering with Jonny's personal file.
The League Of Gentlemen's Apocalypse
Feature-length spin-off from the BAFTA-winning comedy series. Some of the population of Royston Vasey manage to leave.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 8At the Comedy Store tonight are Marlon Davis on Barack Obama, Jason Byrne on getting sex when you're older, Steve Williams on night clubs and Phil Nichol on offending people.
Grumpy Old Women
Series 2, Episode 2 - Call Me Old FashionedPlummeting standards and the way we speak are among the targets for, among others, Muriel Gray, Stephanie Beacham, Jenny Eclair and Arabella Weir.
Grumpy Old Women
Series 2, Episode 3 - Am I Bothered?For women of a certain age, it seems, staying youthful and desirable is an increasingly hard task. And it doesn't help the spirits when your teenage daughter has a better sex life than you.