Schedule Friday 9th September 2011
Bread
Series 5, Episode 9Jack inherits Mrs. Cumberland's dog in her will but the animal is causing quite a stir in the Boswell household. When it disappears Jack becomes the benificiary of a piece of good fortune - in the shape of Rachael. Billy decides he needs a new look and Freddie gets a new problem to deal with when Lilo Lill announces she has stopped taking the pill!
Ripping Yarns
Episode 3, Escape from Stalag Luft 112B: A British PoW's constant attempts to escape his German captors exasperate his fellow prisoners.
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 7Penny's divorce finally comes through and during a lunch to celebrate she jokingly asks Vince to propose to her. He obliges but emphasises that he is serious and Penny is taken aback by his sincerity. She contemplates a future with Vince once again and comes to a momentuous decision.
Bread
Series 5, Episode 10Jack is smitten with Rachael, Adrian is meeting Magdalena at the airport, Billy is trying to impress Julie with his new look and Joey is away with Roxy. Mrs Boswell is happy for her sons but has a word of warning for them all ... meanwhile Aveline has become empowered and Lilo Lill has taken over the allotment!
Terry & June
Series 7, Episode 2 - One Little PigJune discovers that the diamond in her engagement ring is missing. When Terry goes on a treasure hunt he comes up against inedible rock cakes, a reluctant pig and a disbelieving policeman.
Ripping Yarns
Episode 4, Murder at Moorstones Manor: A Chiddingfold family gathering at its spooky ancestral home leads to a series of deaths as one by one the eccentric residents are murdered and the house descends into inevitable chaos.
Waiting For God
Episode 2, A Trip to Brighton: The staff at Bayview Retirement Village are sent into a panic when Diana and Tom decide to go to Brighton for the day without telling anyone.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 2 - Say Little Hen...The journey of self-sufficiency continues with the introduction of Margo the goat, some shy hens and Lenin the cockerel. Margo and Jerry feel that an intervention is needed to bring the Goods back to normality. A light hearted confrontation between Tom and his old boss fails to change anything.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.3, The Bathroom: Lionel suffers embarrassment when he walks in on Sandy in the bath, and once the sniggers subside Jean decides to have a second bathroom installed and calls in the builders. As the tension increases, she realises a minor incident has been turned into a major issue that she can ill afford.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 4 - Up The Crick Without A PiddleRené and Edith arrive safely in England and are shocked to see a familiar face. Freshly honoured by Churchill, they take a look around London before Edith is heads back to Nouvion - and a major cock-up sends René reluctantly with her...
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 5 - Spies Like UsA thief poses as a spy in order to steal Mr Trubble's diamond from the hotel safe.
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 7Penny's divorce finally comes through and during a lunch to celebrate she jokingly asks Vince to propose to her. He obliges but emphasises that he is serious and Penny is taken aback by his sincerity. She contemplates a future with Vince once again and comes to a momentuous decision.
Chain Reaction
Series 7, Episode 6 - Mark Steel interviews Barry DaviesObsessive sports fan Mark Steel asks Barry Davies about being present at some of the most important sporting moments of the last forty years.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 4 - Incredible Journey Of Norman CleggHoward won't reclaim his picnic accessory from Clegg until Pearl is out of sight.
Waiting For God
Episode 2, A Trip to Brighton: The staff at Bayview Retirement Village are sent into a panic when Diana and Tom decide to go to Brighton for the day without telling anyone.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 5 - Big FibWhen Eddie teaches the monsters about lying, little does he realise what he has unleashed. What starts out as a tiny fib soon escalates into a series of huge whoppers and Eddie has to play along with all of them for fear of being found out.
Peoplewatch
Springwatch spoof bringing you the comedy in the secret lives of human beings.
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 2 - Say Little Hen...The journey of self-sufficiency continues with the introduction of Margo the goat, some shy hens and Lenin the cockerel. Margo and Jerry feel that an intervention is needed to bring the Goods back to normality. A light hearted confrontation between Tom and his old boss fails to change anything.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 5Athletic zombies and a disconcerting dinner lady feature in this week's episode. In addition, museum curators Mr Faraway and Mr Elevenses reveal more wonders at the Museum Of Imagination. And it is prize-giving time on North Barrasay and the snowman decides to take a holiday.
As Time Goes By
Episode 8.3, The Bathroom: Lionel suffers embarrassment when he walks in on Sandy in the bath, and once the sniggers subside Jean decides to have a second bathroom installed and calls in the builders. As the tension increases, she realises a minor incident has been turned into a major issue that she can ill afford.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 4 - Up The Crick Without A PiddleRené and Edith arrive safely in England and are shocked to see a familiar face. Freshly honoured by Churchill, they take a look around London before Edith is heads back to Nouvion - and a major cock-up sends René reluctantly with her...
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 5 - Foul PlayDigby and Hacker uncover a plan to steal big money from the local football club.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lonely HerdsmanWhen Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.
Terry & June
Series 7, Episode 2 - One Little PigJune discovers that the diamond in her engagement ring is missing. When Terry goes on a treasure hunt he comes up against inedible rock cakes, a reluctant pig and a disbelieving policeman.
Horrible Histories
Big Prom Party, Special - The Horrible Histories Big Prom PartyAs part of the BBC Proms season, the multi-award winning Horrible Histories team joins forces with the Aurora Orchestra and their conductor Nick Collon for a romp through the story of classical music.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 4 - Incredible Journey Of Norman CleggHoward won't reclaim his picnic accessory from Clegg until Pearl is out of sight.
The News Quiz
Series 75, Episode 1Sandi Toksvig is joined by panellists Andy Hamilton, Dominic Lawson, Jeremy Hardy and Fred MacAulay for a satirical look at the week's news, with Rory Morrison reading cuttings sent in by listeners.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes of the fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 3Ivan & Trudy present their 'wig emporium', Derek Faye purchases a David Beckham calendar and are hospital nurses stealing Nan's personal belongings?
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 1 - Michael McIntyre, Rich Hall and Rhod GilbertMichael McIntyre introduces comedy from Rich Hall and Rhod Gilbert.
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 2Mum has enough of the boys' attitude to housework so sets out on a campaign to civilise them. Karen battles with chuggers and buying shoes, while Dad goes to war with a domestic appliance.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 5 - Greg DaviesGreg Davies performs in his hometown of Shrewsbury. With support from Roisin Conaty, Tom Deacon and Ed Gamble.
Little Britain
Series 3, Episode 2Dafydd succumbs to anti-gay pressure and finds a girlfriend. With special guests Richard and Judy.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lonely HerdsmanWhen Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 2Mum has enough of the boys' attitude to housework so sets out on a campaign to civilise them. Karen battles with chuggers and buying shoes, while Dad goes to war with a domestic appliance.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 1Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 3Take a trip to the 'Old Bailee' as Lee dons a judge's wig and invites a member of the audience to join the jury and solve some rather unusual cases.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 4Nan is introduced to Jamie's girlfriend who is a little sensitive about her nose, a drunk bride reveals too much truth, Lauren gets a tattoo of her boyfriend and Irene is excited about meeting Mikhail Gorbachov in her burger van.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Lee Mack Live
Lee Mack presents a stand-up show from London's Bloomsbury Theatre.
Chain Reaction
Series 7, Episode 6 - Mark Steel interviews Barry DaviesObsessive sports fan Mark Steel asks Barry Davies about being present at some of the most important sporting moments of the last forty years.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 7Kieran's girlfriend has a big question to ask him, and Gavin isn't his usual self after getting, ahem, trollied the night before. Plus, Julie receives some rather good news.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 3 - ShrinkJanet and Gaz decide to take some extreme measures to stop Louise's blackmail plans. Donna's spending spree is interrupted by Gaz's bombshell.
Him & Her
Series 1, Episode 2 - The BirthdayIt's Steve's birthday and everyone wants to go out and get plastered - except Steve who is ill. Or at least he tells his mum and everyone else he is...
Knocker
Episode 5 - IncentativityIan carries out a poll concerning racial tolerance, and is given an added incentive. If he interviews people successfully, he earns food.
Coma Girl
This upbeat, 30-minute, single-camera comedy follows a group of female friends united by a shared history but divided by almost everything else. Most friends meet for dinner, or at the pub, but for these four old school friends their monthly get together is in the unsettling surroundings of an intensive care unit. Siobhan is a failing TV presenter, Sarah is a rather reluctant mother of three, Pip is a pseudo bohemian and Lucy, well, Lucy is in a coma. After the initial shock, the group soon realise that Lucy is in dire need of help, if only they could provide it. As Lucy becomes more aware of what is going on around her, we delve into unexpected and funny moments from her subconscious.
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 3Dan is recovering from a hernia operation and it's up to an increasingly frazzled Lisa to run around after him. Elsewhere, Shelley confronts Greg about his gambling.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 1Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.
John Bishop's Britain
Series 2, Episode 6 - Being BritishAs a fitting climax to the second series of John Bishop's Britain, John dissects what being British actually means. He examines what makes this great nation unique and takes an irrelevant look at all the components that form our national identity.
Knocker
Episode 6 - ProfitchA trip down a dual carriageway and a meeting with a man who claims to be a prophet lead to Ian making an important decision.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 4 - EcuadorJonny's new car gets him into trouble with women. After confronting Janet, Donna plans her revenge on Gaz for his infidelity. Louise resorts to underhand tactics as she seeks forgiveness from Jonny for getting him shot by the police.
Old Harry's Game
Series 1, Episode 3 - Hero worshipThe Professor manages to meet his ultimate heroes: Leonardo Da Vinci and William Shakespeare. Thomas attempts to dig out of Hell.
Totally Tom
Half-hour, scripted comedy sketch show pilot written and performed by Tom Palmer and Tom Stourton.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 6, Episode 2 - Sid JamesWith his dirty laugh and nicotine-ravaged voice, Sid James was the definitive working man's comic star over three post-war decades.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 2 - Mammy's SecretMrs Brown is concerned that her family are keeping too many secrets. Her daughter, Cathy, won't tell anyone about her new boyfriend and son Mark won't tell anyone why wife Betty has thrown him out.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 1 - Michael McIntyre, Rich Hall and Rhod GilbertMichael McIntyre introduces comedy from Rich Hall and Rhod Gilbert.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 1, Episode 1 - Lewis Hamilton, Adele, Sarah Jessica ParkerJonathan chats to Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton, singing sensation Adele and A-list American actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Adele will also be performing Don't You Remember from her chart-topping album.
John Bishop's Britain
Series 2, Episode 6 - Being BritishAs a fitting climax to the second series of John Bishop's Britain, John dissects what being British actually means. He examines what makes this great nation unique and takes an irrelevant look at all the components that form our national identity.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.3, Whoopi Stone: Dawn French stars as a bored village PC who gladly swaps the tedium of rural life for an undercover mission in the city, posing as brash New York madam Whoopi Stone to collar a dangerous mob of drug dealers.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 5 - Greg DaviesGreg Davies performs in his hometown of Shrewsbury. With support from Roisin Conaty, Tom Deacon and Ed Gamble.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 6, Episode 3 - Spike MilliganTribute to the comic genius, celebrating his comic career from The Goon Show more than 50 years ago, to his poetry and writings.
Peoplewatch
Springwatch spoof bringing you the comedy in the secret lives of human beings.
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 3Take a trip to the 'Old Bailee' as Lee dons a judge's wig and invites a member of the audience to join the jury and solve some rather unusual cases.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 5, Muesil: Vic and Bob highlight the dangers of spilling muesli, and look at specialist magazines SideParting Weekly and CentreParting Monthly.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 16Carl Donnelly on his Subway sandwich experience, John Gordillo on binge drinking, Miles Jupp on class differences and Jason John Whitehead on Facebook.
Lee Mack Live
Lee Mack presents a stand-up show from London's Bloomsbury Theatre.
Little Britain
Series 3, Episode 2Dafydd succumbs to anti-gay pressure and finds a girlfriend. With special guests Richard and Judy.
The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 2 - Triple DateTom and Roy are forced to entertain themselves when Sally decides to take herself away for a spa break.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
Him & Her
Series 1, Episode 2 - The BirthdayIt's Steve's birthday and everyone wants to go out and get plastered - except Steve who is ill. Or at least he tells his mum and everyone else he is...
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 4 - EcuadorJonny's new car gets him into trouble with women. After confronting Janet, Donna plans her revenge on Gaz for his infidelity. Louise resorts to underhand tactics as she seeks forgiveness from Jonny for getting him shot by the police.
The Detectives
Episode 3.3, Art Attack: Louis and Briggs come under pressure to improve their arrest rate and find themselves assigned to recover a missing work of modern art.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.3, Whoopi Stone: Dawn French stars as a bored village PC who gladly swaps the tedium of rural life for an undercover mission in the city, posing as brash New York madam Whoopi Stone to collar a dangerous mob of drug dealers.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 6, Episode 2 - Sid JamesWith his dirty laugh and nicotine-ravaged voice, Sid James was the definitive working man's comic star over three post-war decades.
Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 5, Muesil: Vic and Bob highlight the dangers of spilling muesli, and look at specialist magazines SideParting Weekly and CentreParting Monthly.
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
Time Gentlemen Please
Series 1, Episode 6 - Date With Density ...It's been a year - but the Guv finally has a date. And as the owner of his own pub, he's already got the perfect evening planned...
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 20Justin Moorhouse on coffee shops, Carl Donnelly on one night stands, Chris McCausland on embarrassing situations, and Craig Campbell on Norway.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 3.9, Paintball: Gus decides to take the staff paintballing.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 6, Episode 3 - Spike MilliganTribute to the comic genius, celebrating his comic career from The Goon Show more than 50 years ago, to his poetry and writings.
Coupling
Episode 4.3, Bed Time: Patrick racks his brains for an excuse to avoid spending the night with Sally, convinced the only way he will get the requisite eight hours' beauty sleep is by sloping off home at the first opportunity.