Schedule for 7th September 2011 (full list)

6am (repeat)

Bread

Series 5, Episode 7

Aveline has good news about Oswald's sperm count, Adrian finally hears from Magdalena and Joey's loyalty to the family drives a bigger wedge between him and Roxy. Meanwhile, Shifty is in trouble with Yizzel and his mate over money, so he steals their car and heads for London - again!

6:30am (repeat)

Ripping Yarns

Episode 1, Tomkinson's School Days: A pupil at a public school is downtrodden one moment and official bully-in-residence the next, enjoying bizarre privileges including opium-smoking and the amorous attentions of Filipino women.

7am (repeat)

Just Good Friends

Series 2, Episode 5

Vince asks Penny to come over to his flat to hear some news. She decides to split up with him, again, but he tells her that he has met someone else and become engaged. However, he persuades her to go on a 'goodbye' holiday to his parents' villa in Portugal.

7:30am (repeat)

Bread

Series 5, Episode 8

Jack arrives home drunk and is whisked in to Grandad's house to avoid a confrontation with his mother ... and the vicar! Aveline decides to put her desire for a baby on hold while she returns to modelling and Nellie meets her admirer in the park.

7:55am (repeat)

Terry & June

Series 6, Episode 6 - Thanks For The Memory

While on a train journey, Terry manages to knock himself unconscious helping a lady retrieve her luggage, and comes to with complete amnesia.

8am (repeat)

Ripping Yarns

Episode 2, The Testing of Eric Olthwaite: The tragic tale of Eric Olthwaite, the world's most boring man, who unexpectedly turns his life around by joining forces with a hardened criminal and embarking on a wild life of villainy and intrigue.

8:40am (repeat)

To The Manor Born

Series 3, Episode 6

Richard faces a coup in the boardroom. Alarmed at the prospect of another new owner at Grantleigh, Audrey steps in to lend a hand.

9:20am (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Episode 5.10, The Hostess: Hyacinth decides to share her unparalleled experience of being the perfect hostess by advertising her talents in the local newspaper.

10am (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Episode 8.1, A Very Personal Problem: Jean calls on Alistair's help to do a spot of match-making and Lionel finds himself in the middle of a muddle.

10:40am (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 7, Episode 2 - An Almighty Bang

When Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...

11am (repeat)

Hotel Trubble

Series 1, Episode 3 - Fired!

Alan Sugarfree arrives to make the hotel more efficient, Apprentice style.

11:20am (repeat)

Just Good Friends

Series 2, Episode 5

Vince asks Penny to come over to his flat to hear some news. She decides to split up with him, again, but he tells her that he has met someone else and become engaged. However, he persuades her to go on a 'goodbye' holiday to his parents' villa in Portugal.

12pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 22, Episode 9 - Why Is Barry At An Angle?

Barry finds promotion at the building society brings problems.

12pm (repeat)

Hancock's Half Hour

Series 1, Episode 6 - The New Car

Embarrassed at being the only celebrity in the country without a car, Bill suggests Tony visit Sid. Tony settles on a new arrival, but they've not been out driving long before realising it's a stolen police car! Things get worse when an escaped convict chances upon them.

12:30pm (repeat)

The Castle

Series 2, Episode 1 - Houston We Have An Problemme

Brave knight Sir William De Warenne's dungeon renovation falls foul of the Health and Safety inspectors. Meanwhile Thomas has invented a new rocket.

12:40pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 22, Episode 10 - The Coming Of The Beast

Truly tells Billy Ingleton that there is a tiger on the loose.

1:20pm (repeat)

To The Manor Born

Series 3, Episode 6

Richard faces a coup in the boardroom. Alarmed at the prospect of another new owner at Grantleigh, Audrey steps in to lend a hand.

1:35pm (repeat)

Me & My Monsters

Series 1, Episode 3 - Monster In A Box

Haggis is depressed and no one knows why. A therapist says he needs a father figure so Nick reluctantly steps into the role. But when Nick starts to enjoy his time with his new monster son, Eddie and the other monsters start to get jealous.

2pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Episode 5.10, The Hostess: Hyacinth decides to share her unparalleled experience of being the perfect hostess by advertising her talents in the local newspaper.

2:30pm (repeat)

Sorry, I've Got No Head

Series 2, Episode 3

Fearless Harry Bolds tackles his latest dangerous activity, armed with shoddy equipment he has paid a packet for; Emily and Monty try to hit the big time yet again and attempt another audition; and the helpful bees lend a hand in the kitchen.

2:40pm (repeat)

As Time Goes By

Episode 8.1, A Very Personal Problem: Jean calls on Alistair's help to do a spot of match-making and Lionel finds himself in the middle of a muddle.

3pm (repeat)

Bless This House

Popular sitcom spin-off film starring Sid James, Terry Scott, Diana Coupland and June Whitfield.

3:20pm (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

Series 7, Episode 2 - An Almighty Bang

When Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...

3:35pm (repeat)

Scoop

Series 3, Episode 3 - Going For Gold

Digby and Hacker want to save the local Scout Hut from demolition - but Selina Sharp has her own ideas for a front-page scoop!

4pm (repeat)

Open All Hours

Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry Blues

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.

4:40pm (repeat)

The Green Green Grass

Series 2, Episode 7 - Brothers And Sisters

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.

5:10pm (repeat)

Terry & June

Series 6, Episode 6 - Thanks For The Memory

While on a train journey, Terry manages to knock himself unconscious helping a lady retrieve her luggage, and comes to with complete amnesia.

5:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 22, Episode 9 - Why Is Barry At An Angle?

Barry finds promotion at the building society brings problems.

6pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 22, Episode 10 - The Coming Of The Beast

Truly tells Billy Ingleton that there is a tiger on the loose.

6:30pm (repeat)

The Castle

Series 2, Episode 2 - Nice To Gavotte You, To Gavotte You Nice

The arrival of a new handyman, a mysterious Frenchwoman and a celebrity dance competition puts everyone in a whirl.

6:40pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

7pm (repeat)

Hancock's Half Hour

Series 1, Episode 6 - The New Car

Embarrassed at being the only celebrity in the country without a car, Bill suggests Tony visit Sid. Tony settles on a new arrival, but they've not been out driving long before realising it's a stolen police car! Things get worse when an escaped convict chances upon them.

8:40pm (repeat)

Open All Hours

Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry Blues

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.

9pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 3, Episode 1 - Jack Dee, Jason Manford and Russell Howard

Jack Dee presents his final episode. The guests are Jason Manford and Russell Howard.

9pm (repeat)

Gavin & Stacey

Series 2, Episode 1

Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.

9pm (repeat)

Benidorm

Series 4, Episode 5

The sun is shining in Benidorm again and although Pauline is more or less permanently drunk, everyone is looking forward to Eighties Night with special guests Bananarama.

9pm
60 min

Mount Pleasant

Series 1, Episode 3

Dan is recovering from a hernia operation and it's up to an increasingly frazzled Lisa to run around after him. Elsewhere, Shelley confronts Greg about his gambling.

9:20pm (repeat)

The Green Green Grass

Series 2, Episode 7 - Brothers And Sisters

A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.

9:40pm (repeat)

Gavin & Stacey

Series 2, Episode 2

Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.

10pm (repeat)

Grumpy Old Holidays

Episode 1: Celebrities including Michael Winner, Jenny Eclair and Rhona Cameron offer their irreverent perspectives on leisure breaks, where the weather is never right and the resort always too busy. They begin with a diatribe against flying, complaining that the golden age of flight has descended into the nightmare of cut-price airlines.

10pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

10pm (repeat)

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Have I Got News For You

Series 39, Episode 3

With guest host Robert Webb and panellists David Threlfall and Marcus Brigstocke.

10pm (repeat)

The Castle

Series 2, Episode 1 - Houston We Have An Problemme

Brave knight Sir William De Warenne's dungeon renovation falls foul of the Health and Safety inspectors. Meanwhile Thomas has invented a new rocket.

10:20pm (repeat)

QI

Series E, Children In Need Special - Entertainment

A Children In Need special, with Jeremy Clarkson, Jo Brand and Bill Bailey.

10:30pm (repeat)

Nebulous

Series 1, Episode 3 - Holofile 722: The Dust Has Landed

K.E.N.T. travel to Edgeware in order to solve a nationwide plague of dust.

10:40pm (repeat)

Grumpy Old Holidays

Episode 2: Celebrities including Michael Winner and Jenny Eclair continue their diatribe against vacations, this time targeting package holidays. Holiday reps take the brunt of their irreverent opinions, while sand, children and the battle for sun loungers all get a mention.

10:40pm (repeat)

Shameless

Series 8, Episode 15

Avril's busy keeping secrets from her family: no job and no money, but always with a gift to hand - something doesn't add up! It's only a matter of time before someone discovers the truth.

10:45pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 6, Episode 5 - Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson, Micky Flanagan

With Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson and Micky Flanagan.

11pm (repeat)

Argumental

Series 2, Highlights Special

Special 'best of' edition of the hilariously heated debate show. Sean Lock tackles tattoos and Frankie Boyle considers class, as chair John Sergeant attempts to keep order.

11pm
15 min

What To Do If You're Not Like Everybody Else

Series 2, Episode 1 - Special Occasions

Andrew Lawrence explores the peculiar ways in which people choose to celebrate special occasions like weddings, birthdays, anniversaries and Christmas.

11pm (repeat)

Acropolis Now

Series 2, Episode 3 - Plays

Heraclitus has a chance to escape Athens but it will mean exposing Xanthippe to scorn and ridicule.

11:15pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 6, Episode 5 - Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson, Micky Flanagan

With Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson and Micky Flanagan.

11:15pm (repeat)

Mordrin McDonald: 21st-Century Wizard

Series 2, Episode 5 - Team Building

Mordrin is convinced to take part in a team building exercise.

11:30pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 3, Episode 1 - Jack Dee, Jason Manford and Russell Howard

Jack Dee presents his final episode. The guests are Jason Manford and Russell Howard.

11:30pm (repeat)

Gavin & Stacey

Series 2, Episode 1

Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.

11:30pm (repeat)