Schedule Monday 5th September 2011
Bread
Series 5, Episode 5Aveline is causing concern for everybody as she continues to believe in her phantom pregnancy. Adrian is concerned that Magdalena has not replied to his letter, Billy hears that Julie has a new lover and Jack goes for a job as a handyman at the 'big house'...
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 12 - Conduct UnbecomingTerry has got involved in a ruck with a local hard man, Scaife, and is up before the magistrate. The next evening he is determined to finish the matter but, instead, calls a truce over a pint and a fag - but nobody has told Bob and his comments make for more hostility ...
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 3Penny has an uncomfortable dinner with her estranged husband, Graham, where she is told that he is citing her for adultery in the divorce - and he has the pictures to prove it. She is amazed when Vince plays the 'knight in shining armour' and rescues her!
Bread
Series 5, Episode 6Mongy, the family dog, has been accused of biting a little girl and the police are called in to investigate. Billy changes his image in order to make Julie jealous, Jack gets a bumper wage packet thanks to his eccentric boss and Oswald is being pressurised to have a fertility test.
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 4 - Strictly For The BirdsIn an attempt to improve relations with their neighbours, June persuades Terry to spend a day with them at a lakeside wildlife reserve.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Shape Of Things To ComeWith the death of notorious Uncle Jacob, the Collier family gather to pay their last respects. Terry has time to reflect on his own future but Bob is shocked when Mrs Collier's description of the deceased seems a little too close to home.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 4With the discovery of a rare bird on the Grantleigh estate, the locals swing into action in order to protect the species from meddling twitchers. Audrey's less keen to help, but can she be persuaded?
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 1 - Ian HislopIan Hislop tries four new things for the first time. He buys his first-ever pair of jeans; plays Grand Theft Auto; meditates; and bakes a cake.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.8, A Barbecue at Violet's: Hyacinth cannot suppress her excitement when she hears Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of The Boyfriend, and resolves to land herself a part in the show.
The Party Line
Series 3, Episode 4Duncan loses his mobile phone and has trouble after suffering from a lack of sleep. Neil meanwhile becomes jealous when Ruth meets a new man.
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.6, The Old Folks' Party: Jean models a party for the residents of an old people's home after the example set by Lionel's visiting father - but he is not the paragon of old age he pretends to be.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 6 - Final StretchGodber's case is coming up before the parole board, and with his clean record and his O Levels, he's sure to sail through it. Unless his feud with Jarvis - all brawn but little brain - escalates. Can he turn the other cheek, or has a man got to do what a man's got to do?
Hotel Trubble
Series 1, Episode 1 - Royal TrubbleA royal imposter makes impossible demands and the hopeless staff hold it together.
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 3Penny has an uncomfortable dinner with her estranged husband, Graham, where she is told that he is citing her for adultery in the divorce - and he has the pictures to prove it. She is amazed when Vince plays the 'knight in shining armour' and rescues her!
Genius With Dave Gorman
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stewart LeeStewart Lee, the stand-up comedian and co-creator of the controversal Jerry Springer: The Opera becomes this week's guest.
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 1 - Catchment If You CanGrandad Sandy Hopper's quiet life is shattered when his daughter and son-in-law make use of his address.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 5 - Enter The HawkBilly Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful pinstriped suit is adventurous enough.
Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 4Nicholas Parsons returns with another helping of silly Just A Minute games.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 6 - Gnome And AwayHoward has a problem delivering a gift.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 5Whilst Simon is distracted with his murder investigation, the fellows find themselves undergoing individual performance assessments. The Master finds the whole idea appalling, but the Dean seems to be relishing every moment.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 4With the discovery of a rare bird on the Grantleigh estate, the locals swing into action in order to protect the species from meddling twitchers. Audrey's less keen to help, but can she be persuaded?
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strictly No PetsThe Carlson's move into their new dream home but little do they realise there are monsters living in the basement. How long can Eddie hide Fiend, Haggis and Norman from the rest of the family?
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.8, A Barbecue at Violet's: Hyacinth cannot suppress her excitement when she hears Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of The Boyfriend, and resolves to land herself a part in the show.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 1Jasmine and Prudith go 10-pin bowling; Timmy's mum comes up with another madcap invention to try to beat the school run; the Fearsome Vikings try some magic tricks; and Ross prepares for the school bring-and-buy sale on North Barrasay.
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.6, The Old Folks' Party: Jean models a party for the residents of an old people's home after the example set by Lionel's visiting father - but he is not the paragon of old age he pretends to be.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 6 - Final StretchGodber's case is coming up before the parole board, and with his clean record and his O Levels, he's sure to sail through it. Unless his feud with Jarvis - all brawn but little brain - escalates. Can he turn the other cheek, or has a man got to do what a man's got to do?
Genius With Dave Gorman
Series 1, Episode 6 - Stewart LeeStewart Lee, the stand-up comedian and co-creator of the controversal Jerry Springer: The Opera becomes this week's guest.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Big CatWill Digby and Hacker catch the wild cat who is scaring chickens down on the farm?
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 1A prank-loving Emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine With Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 4 - Strictly For The BirdsIn an attempt to improve relations with their neighbours, June persuades Terry to spend a day with them at a lakeside wildlife reserve.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 5 - Enter The HawkBilly Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful pinstriped suit is adventurous enough.
Ayres On The Air
Series 1, Episode 1 - DeteriorationPam Ayres brings us her own poetry and sketches, with the help of Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead. She looks at deterioration; of eyesight, figure and memory, the list goes on!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 6 - Gnome And AwayHoward has a problem delivering a gift.
Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons returns with another helping of silly Just A Minute games.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 4Sent to Devon by Aunt Agatha with the express task of wooing Gertrude Winkworth, Bertie finds the gates of Hell opening up when an unfortunate incident with a policeman necessitates him to pose as Gussie and charm the family of Fink-Nottle's betrothed. And then Gussie himself turns up...
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 5Whilst Simon is distracted with his murder investigation, the fellows find themselves undergoing individual performance assessments. The Master finds the whole idea appalling, but the Dean seems to be relishing every moment.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
Live At The Apollo
Stand-up comedy performances from London's Hammersmith Apollo, by the biggest acts on the circuit.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 1Lee Mack hosts. The guest panellists are Kevin Bridges and Nigel Farage.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
The Grumpy Guide To...
2010 Specials - The Grumpy Guide To School DaysThe Grumpy Old Men and Women take a look back 'the best days of your life'. We all remember the sadistic games teacher, or the unique boredom of double maths on a Monday morning, but, for the grumpies, the school day horrors seem to have particular resonance.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Shooting Stars
Series 8, Episode 5Joining Vic, Bob, Jack, Ulrika-ka-ka and Angelos tonight are Chris Tarrant, Ronni Ancona, Diversity's Ashley Banjo and The Only Way is Essex's Sam Faiers.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 4The regulars look back at another week's news with the help of guests Seann Walsh, Zoe Lyons and Milton Jones.
Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 4Nicholas Parsons returns with another helping of silly Just A Minute games.
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
Absolute Power
Series 3, Episode 1 - Poking The PMThe Government retainer comes under threat when Prentiss McCabe is presented with a difficult and complicated task.
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 4, Episode 1 - Ian HislopIan Hislop tries four new things for the first time. He buys his first-ever pair of jeans; plays Grand Theft Auto; meditates; and bakes a cake.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 3, Episode 1Sketches include the difficult home life of Santa Claus, Mrs Claus and Santa's troubled brother, Russ; Jan Hankl's exciting new technique for finding books and car keys simply by patting your thighs; and the best way to discover a murderer.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 6Julie is in a right pickle when the new area manager and an old friend calls in a favour. Elsewhere, Kieran gets some stick for his 'beard'.
Live At The Apollo
Stand-up comedy performances from London's Hammersmith Apollo, by the biggest acts on the circuit.
Hut 33
Series 1, Episode 6 - Oh Brother Where Art Thou?Archie is looking forward to seeing his brother who is back on leave, but conflicts of faith threaten to intervene. Gordon is worried about the afterlife and discovers Minka has a religious past, whilst Joshua's idea of faith is confused.
Miranda
Series 2, Episode 5 - Just Act NormalMiranda has some difficulty convincing people she's not actually having a breakdown.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.5, Confess: A notorious gangster arrested for the murder of a detective chief inspector meets his match in two ambitious female coppers with very distinct interview techniques.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 1Lee Mack hosts. The guest panellists are Kevin Bridges and Nigel Farage.
Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour
Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Series 2, Episode 8Episode 2.8, Vic sees a new side to Wavy Davy, the Stotts present a film review and Graham Lister tries to take over.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 4The regulars look back at another week's news with the help of guests Seann Walsh, Zoe Lyons and Milton Jones.
The Old Guys
Series 1, Episode 4 - Sally's Old FlameTom and Roy are devastated when they discover that Sally has fallen in love with Mark, an old flame from her past.
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 6 - SofaGary has to get rid of his beloved but sadly stain-covered sofa. Tony makes a rather unwise purchase from a man in the pub.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.5, Confess: A notorious gangster arrested for the murder of a detective chief inspector meets his match in two ambitious female coppers with very distinct interview techniques.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Series 2, Episode 8Episode 2.8, Vic sees a new side to Wavy Davy, the Stotts present a film review and Graham Lister tries to take over.
Kröd Mändoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire
Episode 5 - Thrilla In The VillaKrod and the gang learn they have been pawns in a conspiracy and try to save the resistance by deactivating the Eye of Gulga Grymna before it's too late.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 2.3, Henry and Dido: After Sally fires her dog minder she brings her pet dog Dido into the newsroom.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 16Carl Donnelly on his Subway sandwich experience, John Gordillo on binge drinking, Miles Jupp on class differences and Jason John Whitehead on Facebook.