Schedule Thursday 1st September 2011
6am
(repeat)
Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 5 - Costa Del CrimeDavid accidentally takes the wrong bag at the airport and finds himself in a spot of bother.
6am
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Bread
Series 5, Episode 1Adrian becomes a hero by accident and, despite warnings, starts to embellish his role in the proceedings. Billy is troubled by his forthcoming divorce, Joey gets a worrying letter from the Inland Revenue and Aveline has a check up after failing to become pregnant...
6:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 9 - The ExpertBob and Thelma have had another argument and she has gone back to her mother. Bob turns to Terry for a shoulder to cry on and eventually agrees that he should stay calm and do nothing. But Bob is not a man to play it cool and is soon regretting his approach - especially when he can smell Thelma's cologne on Norman, his teddy bear.
7am
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Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 1Vince and Penny are separated again after rowing in a restaurant about the sale of their vandalised flat. An extremely drunk Vince plucks up Dutch courage to visit the Warrender home in an attempt at reconciliation but the police are called.
7:30am
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Bread
Series 5, Episode 2Joey visits the taxman to plead his case but his words fall on deaf ears, Aveline suggests to Oswald that he should have a sperm count and Billy attends court to get his divorce. But all troubles are briefly forgotten when the family go to the airport to meet Jack who has returned home from America.
8:05am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 10 - Between OurselvesWhile Thelma is still at her mother's, Bob has not been eating. He is also regretting having Terry stay with him as he's messy, lazy and causing his neighbours to talk. Bob writes a letter to Thelma that Terry tries to deliver at the library but even that is doomed to failure it seems.
8:25am
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Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 6 - Cause CelebreThere's anarchy at the hotel when sweeping staff changes are announced. Carlos and the holiday makers are not happy!
8:40am
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 2The local railway station, Marlbury, is faced with closure, and Audrey's damned if she'll let that happen without a fight. Unfortunately, Richard's got his eye on the site for his new cash-and-carry.
9:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.6, The Country House Sale: Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction, while Daisy and Rose try to cool the ardour of a woman who seems determined to marry Daddy.
10am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 7.4, The Bypass: Lionel and Jean leave for the countryside in the early hours of the morning, determined to avoid 'the gang' who made their last visit unbearable. However, any hopes of remaining unnoticed are dashed as they arrive at their destination to be met by the housekeeper brandishing a loudhailer in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
10:05am
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Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 14Farmer Dung puts on an impressive display of sheep-rounding, adventurer Rapids Johnson seeks out a rare bear at a funfair and Dina Lady cooks a full English breakfast - with a twist.
10:05am
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 13 - Trubble 4011In the year 4011, Hotel Trubble spins in near-Earth orbit. Dolly is a head in a jar, Lenny is a robot and Mr Trubble still hasn't visited. Everyone is bored, then the mysterious Salgar turns up to give a presentation on Hotel Management - reminding them what fun they used to have in the olden days.
10:40am
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
11am
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Roy
A selection of episodes of the children's sitcom.
11:20am
(repeat)
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 1Vince and Penny are separated again after rowing in a restaurant about the sale of their vandalised flat. An extremely drunk Vince plucks up Dutch courage to visit the Warrender home in an attempt at reconciliation but the police are called.
11:20am
(repeat)
Genius With Dave Gorman
Series 1, Episode 2 - Frank SkinnerThe stand-up comedian and one half of Baddiel and Skinner, Frank Skinner, looks at the public's ideas.
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
12:30pm
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Another Case Of Milton Jones
Series 5, Episode 6 - Milton Jones Becomes Britain's Best-Known Undercover JournalistComedy series in which Milton Jones assumes the role of expert in a particular field, with no ability whatsoever. Which means that Milton Jones also becomes Britain's most least-effective undercover journalist.
12:40pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 2 - The Art Of The Shorts StoryHoward panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing.
1pm
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High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 3One of the students has been found hanged, in what appears to be a suicide. But Simon is not convinced, and feels that the college may once more have a murder on its hands.
1:20pm
(repeat)
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 2The local railway station, Marlbury, is faced with closure, and Audrey's damned if she'll let that happen without a fight. Unfortunately, Richard's got his eye on the site for his new cash-and-carry.
1:40pm
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My Family
Series 4, Episode 1 - Fitting PunishmentSusan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not looking forward to being called a grandmother. Nick wants to move back in. And a new arrival at Ben's surgery has quite an impact.
1:50pm
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George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Last StrawFollowing her latest social failing, Mildred considers emigrating to Australia. Jeffrey is only too delighted to put aside his lamp-post campaign and help out in the process, but is George as keen, and will Australia want them?
2pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.6, The Country House Sale: Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction, while Daisy and Rose try to cool the ardour of a woman who seems determined to marry Daddy.
2:20pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 2 - They Shoot Harpers, Don't They?When Roger shows some talent at acting, Susan decides to jump on the bandwagon and takes dancing lessons... and a 'wine tasting' class! Meanwhile Michael is disappointed when he gets a B in an exam.
2:25pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 1 - Strictly Off The RecordTerry decides to get with it, technologically speaking, and becomes the proud owner of a video recorder. But disaster strikes when he offers to record a programme for the company chairman.
2:40pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.4, The Bypass: Lionel and Jean leave for the countryside in the early hours of the morning, determined to avoid 'the gang' who made their last visit unbearable. However, any hopes of remaining unnoticed are dashed as they arrive at their destination to be met by the housekeeper brandishing a loudhailer in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, SpecialA mix of new sketches, outtakes and favourite sketches from the series.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
4pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Nice Cosy Little DiseasePerhaps a nice cosy little disease on Arkwright's part would be the thing to attract the ministrations of a certain district nurse?
4:40pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
5pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 2 - Wine, Women And So LongTo June's despair, Terry has become a wine-making enthusiast. Several disasters later, she persuades him that a visit to Boulogne for some duty-free would be much more enjoyable. But knowing Terry, further disasters cannot be ruled out.
5:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 13 - Trubble 4011In the year 4011, Hotel Trubble spins in near-Earth orbit. Dolly is a head in a jar, Lenny is a robot and Mr Trubble still hasn't visited. Everyone is bored, then the mysterious Salgar turns up to give a presentation on Hotel Management - reminding them what fun they used to have in the olden days.
6pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 2 - The Art Of The Shorts StoryHoward panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing.
6:25pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 11Queen Victoria learns her British comforts aren't very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and the contestants try to become executioners on Axe Factor.
6:30pm30 min
My Teenage Diary
Series 3, Episode 1 - Michael WinnerComedian Rufus Hound is joined by film director and restaurant critic Michael Winner, whose journals describe an impossibly glamorous trip to America in 1953 and a titillating canoe accident.
6:40pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 4 - A Driving AmbitionAfter seeing her in a car in town with another man, George suspects that Mildred may be having an affair and sets out to bring some romance back to their lives.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
7:15pm
(repeat)
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 5 - A Military PickleGeorge's brother Charlie drops by after not seeing him for more than 20 years. Amongst the surprises he has in store is a rather late letter!
8pm
(repeat)
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 3One of the students has been found hanged, in what appears to be a suicide. But Simon is not convinced, and feels that the college may once more have a murder on its hands.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Nice Cosy Little DiseasePerhaps a nice cosy little disease on Arkwright's part would be the thing to attract the ministrations of a certain district nurse?
9pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 3More top internet clips and funniness from Russell Howard, including some Bonfire Night themed viral videos. In the extended-length repeat, Canadian comic Craig Campbell tells us what he likes about Britain.
9pm60 min
Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live
2011, Episode 2Andi Osho introduces Pete Firman, Phil Nichol, Terry Alderton, Jason Byrne, Charlie Baker, Imran Yusuf, Rich Hall and more.
9pm30 min
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 6Julie is in a right pickle when the new area manager and an old friend calls in a favour. Elsewhere, Kieran gets some stick for his 'beard'.
9:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Wall Of Fame
Episode 5More fun and games triggered by the most talked-about people in town. Alongside Mr Walliams and the regulars, comedian Jack Whitehall and Corrie's Kym Marsh come out to play.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 7Fiona Allen takes a seat with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile David Mitchell joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons for another evening.
10pm
(repeat)
Another Case Of Milton Jones
Series 5, Episode 6 - Milton Jones Becomes Britain's Best-Known Undercover JournalistComedy series in which Milton Jones assumes the role of expert in a particular field, with no ability whatsoever. Which means that Milton Jones also becomes Britain's most least-effective undercover journalist.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 1This week, regular team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by Joe McElderry, Rochelle Wiseman from The Saturdays, Dave Berry, and The Only Way Is Essex star Mark Wright.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Rich Hall: Hell No I Ain't Happy
Stand-up and music from American comedian Rich Hall, including songs from his country and western singer alter-ego Otis Lee Crenshaw.
10:30pm30 min
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 2Two families are put to the test and get to know each other slightly more than they bargained for in How Well Do U Know Ur Family.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Linda Smith's A Brief History Of Timewasting
Series 1, Episode 6Linda's procrastinating live-in builder finds fame and neighbour Betty's got worries.
10:30pm
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PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 6 - Soldier, Swinger, Shelley, ShelleyLance is off on his second honeymoon. Janine is in charge and teaching Christopher to go the "extra mile" for his customers and Ashley has got a date with a soldier. What's the worst that can happen?
10:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 3, Christmas Special - Absent Father ChristmasLee's father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee's goldfish.
11pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 1 - Fitting PunishmentSusan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not looking forward to being called a grandmother. Nick wants to move back in. And a new arrival at Ben's surgery has quite an impact.
11pm30 min
House On Fire
Series 2, Episode 5 - HauntingVicky has invested in a top of the range kitchen blender and Matt feels compelled to put its claim to blend anything to the test.
11pm
(repeat)
Beaver Falls
Series 1, Episode 6It's the last day of camp and everyone is excited about the last night prom and with all the secrets that are threatening to spill out, it promise to be a memorable night.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 5 - CardiganGary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student friends. Then, to cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office.
11:30pm
(repeat)
ElvenQuest
Series 1, Episode 6The Quest seems near its end as the noble band reach the Rock of Sorrows. But Sam is tempted by Lord Darkness and has to decide between his friends and his home.
11:40pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 2 - They Shoot Harpers, Don't They?When Roger shows some talent at acting, Susan decides to jump on the bandwagon and takes dancing lessons... and a 'wine tasting' class! Meanwhile Michael is disappointed when he gets a B in an exam.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 3More top internet clips and funniness from Russell Howard, including some Bonfire Night themed viral videos. In the extended-length repeat, Canadian comic Craig Campbell tells us what he likes about Britain.
12:05am
(repeat)
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.3, Dying Eye: A squeamish abattoir worker loses her job and decides to get away from it all by taking a holiday to Panador - only to become mixed up in a case of mistaken identity involving a public executioner.
12:05am
(repeat)
Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live
2011, Episode 2Andi Osho introduces Pete Firman, Phil Nichol, Terry Alderton, Jason Byrne, Charlie Baker, Imran Yusuf, Rich Hall and more.
12:20am
(repeat)
Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London
The culmination of Dara O'Briain's massive 2008 sell-out tour, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
12:45am
(repeat)
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Vic is joined by Morrissey the Consumer Monkey, and a steam duvet comes to Novelty Island.
1am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 7Fiona Allen takes a seat with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile David Mitchell joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons for another evening.
1:05am
(repeat)
Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 2Two families are put to the test and get to know each other slightly more than they bargained for in How Well Do U Know Ur Family.
1:10am
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 6, Episode 1This week, regular team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by Joe McElderry, Rochelle Wiseman from The Saturdays, Dave Berry, and The Only Way Is Essex star Mark Wright.
1:15am
(repeat)
The Old Guys
Series 1, Episode 2 - The TherapistRoy is feeling low, so Amber suggests that he starts seeing Ned, her therapist.
1:35am
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 3, Christmas Special - Absent Father ChristmasLee's father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee's goldfish.
1:35am
(repeat)
Three@TheFringe
Compilation series featuring the best of Three@TheFringe and Comedy Presents.
1:55am
(repeat)
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.3, Dying Eye: A squeamish abattoir worker loses her job and decides to get away from it all by taking a holiday to Panador - only to become mixed up in a case of mistaken identity involving a public executioner.
2am
(repeat)
PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 6 - Soldier, Swinger, Shelley, ShelleyLance is off on his second honeymoon. Janine is in charge and teaching Christopher to go the "extra mile" for his customers and Ashley has got a date with a soldier. What's the worst that can happen?
2:15am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 1 - DeadJonny finds his near-death experience of being gunned down by the police has a profound affect on his relationship with Janet, as she struggles to cope with her loss. The funeral of Donna's mother takes place.
2:25am
(repeat)
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Vic is joined by Morrissey the Consumer Monkey, and a steam duvet comes to Novelty Island.
2:40am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 13Neil Delamere on a liaison with a Swedish girl, Lucy Porter on fashion, Ian Moore on his kids, Pete Johansson on the differences between men and women.
3:10am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 4Door Bitch gets cheesed off at a Farmer's Market and Miss Single tries to have a golf lesson.
3:10am
(repeat)
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 2.2, The Trevorman Cometh: The staff at GlobeLink News fear for their jobs and consider taking pay cuts.
3:35am
(repeat)
Coupling
Episode 4.1, Nine and a Half Minutes: In an episode which follows the same nine and a half minutes from three different perspectives, Susan's pregnancy brings out Steve's insecurities, Patrick and Sally talk about their relationship and Jane has a blind date with Oliver.
3:40am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.